02x07 - The Fungus Among Us

[bunniefuu]

-[theme music playing]
-[barking]

[engine revs]

♪ I'm seeing lots of spots ♪

♪ Plenty of polka dots ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ Can't catch a furry flurry ♪

♪ Running in a blurry hurry ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Canines on the run ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Them doggone dogs are fun ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Without fail you'll wind up
Chasing your tail ♪

♪ What's the harm
In revelrous adventures ♪

-♪ On the funny farm? ♪
-[clucks]

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

-[barks]
-♪ Life's just a bed of roses ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Fast friends with cold, wet noses ♪

-♪ 1-0-1 ♪
-♪ Through thick, thin, push and pull ♪

♪ It's 1-0-1 oh wonderful! ♪

♪ Just tons of fun ♪

♪ 101 Dalmatians! ♪

[Cruella] It's impossible! Unacceptable!
Intolerable!

I am Cruella de Vil!

My name is synonymous with wealth!

But your fall designs fell flat.

Especially these... cheese shoes!

Our only seller was the Cruella de Vil
Halloween costume.

And according to my computations,
profits are down.

Down? Down!

[laughs]

Down? Well, of course.

It's quite clear to me
my profits are less "up"

than they should be.

Well, that's easily remedied.

Isn't it, Scorch?

You're fired!

-[buzzing]
-Ahh!

Oh, what am I to do, Scorch?

If I don't have money,
my life is without meaning.

Hmm. Perhaps Anita should work harder.

Those cheese shoes were her idea.

I wonder what they're up to today
over at Barkingham Palace.

-[glass smashing]
-Oh!

Confound this stupid thing!
Ah, look at that!

A picnic.

How can they afford such extravagance?

So that's where my money's going!

[moans]

Here I am, nearly destitute,
practically in the poor house.

And they're tra-la-la-ing
about eating coleslaw and kibble!

Oh, look out, Scorch!

How can she be having fun
on the salary I pay her?

Unless...

unless...

[blows raspberry, snickers]

Scorch, Anita must be
making money moonlighting!

Freelancing something on the side!

I want you to find out what it is.

[screaming]

Oh!

Why do bad things always happen
to good people?

[whimpering]

[fiddle playing, dogs barking]

Huh?

Hey, ill*gal use of beak!

Hey, nice catch, Spot.

[laughs]
Good girl.

Okay, is everybody ready?

[all barking]

[bell dinging]

[snickering]

[dogs barking]

[Roger] Here we go again!

He throws it, we bring it back.

He throws it again. Geesh!

Am I the only one who realizes
this is pointless?

-Scorch!
-He's got our Frisbee!

Let's get him!

-[yells]
-[both yipping]

Yeah, well, at least he's worth chasing!

[clucks]

[panting]

-He's getting away!
-Not for long!

[coughing]

Ooh, I'm picking up negative energy.

[cow bellowing]

Oh, I don't see him anywhere.

-That's because he's hiding, Spot.
-Duh!

It's not like he's going to fly
right in front of our faces.

[screams]

-Good kick.
-Thank you.

Come on, we've got him cornered!

[grunting]

Give it up, Scorch!

You're dog meat.

[whimpering]

[screams]

-[crashing]
-Ooch! That hurt just watching.

Pfft! Pfft!

[inhaling]

Hey, do you hear that? Come on!

[all yipping]

-He's gone.
-Darn!

[inhaling]

Smells like a whole bag
of extra-chunky dog food

with gravy and mashed potatoes

and a side of onion rings!

[sniffing]

Smells more like a tranquil pond
on a summer's evening.

[sniffing]

Oh! Oh, no.

It smells like that fresh pine scent.

-Boy, I love that!
-Hey!

Enough with the fragrance already.

Let's find that ferret!

[Cruella] Why didn't these sell?

The fishnet parka,
the form-fitting jelly jumper,

the watermelon-shaped reversible overcoat!

I just don't understand!


The public just doesn't have any taste.
That's the problem.

They need things
crammed down their throats.

[sniffing]

Or perhaps their noses.

Scorch, you smell divine!

[sniffing]
What is that glorious smell?

It smells like... like...

like freshly minted $1,000 bills!

What a fantastically fabulous scent!

It's so bracing!

So inspiring!

[sniffing]

So capable of making me millions.

It will be the next hit
from the House of de Vil.

My very own perfume!

But what shall I call it? Hmm.

It's thrilling, I discovered it.

I'll call it Thrill by me!

No. Better yet... Thrill by de Vil!

[laughing]

You must lead me to where you found
this fabulous fragrance.

You sure you didn't see him?

Be honest, Lucky.
You're not really looking for Scorch.

You just wanted an excuse
to talk to me, right?

Come here, let me count
those spots for you.

-[motor humming]
-[Scorch sniffing]

Come on, move it, Scorch!

Ha!

-Here?
-[affirmative grunting]

Here? It's here?

Here in this stinking pit
of filthy, revolting barnyard beasts?

[snoring]

-Daddy! She called us beasts.
-[snoring]

Hurry up, Scorch! Before I pass out.

-Which way?
-Hmm.

Are you sure this is it?
Are you absolutely positive?

[snoring]

-[sniffing]
-[belching]

-Ugh!
-[snickering]

Oh! Oh, this is awful.

[all laughing]

If I didn't know better, Scorch,

I'd say you did that on purpose.

But I'm sure you know better.

Now get going!

And you'd better be right this time.

-Oh, what's he up to?
-I don't know.

Let's find out.

Out of my way, you filthy beasts!

Ah, yes.

We're finally getting somewhere.

So that's the sweet smell.

A field of underground mushrooms,
just ripe for harvesting.

[sniffing]

Oh! I'm stuck!

Oh! Oh! Somebody get me out!

-Well, shall I?
-It's only neighborly.

-[kicking]
-[Cruella screams]

I hate cows.

Memo to myself...

Call Horace and Jasper.

Get them over here
and have them get me those mushrooms.

Now the only thing that stands between me

and my millions is that barn.

Oh, what's Cruella gonna do?

It's got to be something bad.

I think she's gonna tear down
the ba... barn!

She'll do anything
when there's money to be made.

She's pure evil.

No one's truly evil, Lucky.

Deep, deep down, even a witch like Cruella

just wants to be loved.

What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?

[squealing]

[snoring]

Hey, wake up and worry like everyone else.

Uh?

What are we gonna do?

We are not going
to waste our time worrying.

We're a team. Together we can...

-[rumbling]
-What?

-[jackhammers rattling]
-The ceiling is falling!

[screaming]

Everybody out!

Quick, hide!

[screams]

What are we doing this for?

Cruella needs these mushrooms
to make her perfume.

How much are we getting paid for this?

She's giving us something
better than money.

She's cutting us in on the deal.

And I made sure
it was five percent of net, not gross.

-Is that good?
-You bet!

Why, Cruella wrote up
our contract herself.

We've got to stop them.

Um, how are we going to do that?

I got an idea.

Help me with these.

I'm gonna see if the coast is clear.

[all grunting]

Okay. Ready? Aim...

fire!

[both shouting]

[all laughing]

That was easy.

Those meddling mutts!

Come on, Horace. They can't outsmart us.

Uh-oh. Hard hats.

Time for Plan B.

Engage!

Oh, oh, oh!

[shouting continues]

[laughing]

Hey, Jasper, look!

[screaming]

[both shouting]

-Ha! We got 'em.
-[squawking]

[all laughing]

Oh, and I was worried.

[laughs]
Nice valve work, Cadpig.

-[jackhammers rattling]
-[all gasping]

Uh-oh, they're back.

Raincoats was a good idea, Jasper.

So much for Plan B.

B? B?

Of course!

I'm not so sure this was a good idea.

[Lucky] Just keep running!

Eh, here come those pesky pups again.

Looks like they're bringing something
so's to plug up our hole.

Well, I'll just take it from 'em.

Okay, now!

I got it, I got it!

-Uh-oh!
-[all laughing]

[both yelling]

Yay! We did it!

[laughs]
They're gone!

Yeah! We saved the barn!

[owl hooting]

[Cruella] What? You mean to tell me

you were defeated
by some mongrels and a drumstick?

What am I paying you
for if you can't get the job done?

Well, now technically,
you're not paying us.

You're giving us a percentage.

Don't bore me with the details.

Get me those mushrooms.

My investors will be here in half an hour.

-But how are we...
-Do whatever it takes.

I don't care.
Tear down the entire barn if you have to!

Now get out!

[phone ringing]

Hello?

That's right, darling.

Five o'clock. And bring your checkbook.

This investment opportunity
has the smell of success

all over it.

[rooster crowing]

Ah, you were right, Lucky.

My fears were groundless.

There I was, worrying Cruella
would tear down the barn.

-But I should have just...
-[rumbling]

-What is it?
-[clucking]

Bulldozer!

I'm out of here.

No, we stay.

-Why?
-'Cause we can't give in.

Ooh, Lucky, I hate to leave you flat.

But, um...

Bye!

What's that?

Just one of those spotted flea bags,
too stubborn to move.

He's gonna get k*lled.
We've got to stop the bulldozer.

[all scream]

Aw!

[buzzer sounds]

You can't!

-[gasps]
-What's a'matter with you?

We're being paid to do this job.

But we can't run down a little doggie.

Well, if you don't have the guts to do it,
then get out!

[buzzer sounding]

-[all gasping]
-The door's open.

[all growling]

Oh!

Think you can stop old Jasper, eh?

Eh? Well, it ain't gonna work!

Hey, wait!

[Cruella] Douglas, darling!

I'm thrilled...
Absolutely thrilled you could come.

Jane, you look fabulous in that outfit.

Either you've lost weight
or it's one of mine.

Grayson, do you need a pen
to go with that checkbook?

[laughs]

Where are they?

Eh, get away from me, you dumb mutts!

My investors are here.

If Horace and Jasper
don't get those mushrooms,

my whole presentation
will smell of failure!

Here, my little powder puff.

[protesting]

[sneezing]

[all yipping]

Oh, yeah! You better run, you mangy mutts!

You were all too darling
to show up on such short notice.

And since you've been so kind to me,

-I would like to return the favor.
-Hmm.

I want to share with you
a most remarkable discovery.

A lot of help you were.

Where's the bulldozer?

Never mind. What's all that?

I've got all the mushrooms.
Give me a hand!

They've got the mushrooms.

But we saved the barn.

We gotta stop 'em!

Say, how did you get 'em?

There was a small door
at the side of the barn

leading under the floor.

Thank goodness they took away
those awful mushrooms.

Huh?

Thank goodness? Why?

Those mushrooms smelled so nice.

And they stole them!

-Aw, let 'em have them.
-But why?

In the afternoon, that nice smell

changes into something
you wouldn't believe.

Last year, it smelled so bad,

we had to sleep outside the barn
for six weeks.

Imagine a mushroom so fragrant, it glows!

-Oh! [sniffing]
-[sniffing]

Now imagine you're handing over
gobs and gobs of money.

I mean... I mean, investing
in what will surely

be the most profitable venture ever
from the House of de Vil!

Ladies and gentlemen,

I proudly present Thrill by de Vil!

-[all sniffing]
-[Cruella laughing]

It shouldn't be long now.

[gas escaping]

-[Cruella] Wait! Don't go!
-[all coughing]

-[gagging, coughing continue]
-Don't go! Come back!

[theme music playing]