02x25 - Treasure of Swamp Island/Lord of the Termites

[bunniefuu]

-[theme music playing]
-[barking]

[engine revs]

♪ I'm seeing lots of spots ♪

♪ Plenty of polka dots ♪

-[barking]
-♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ Can't catch a furry flurry ♪

♪ Running in a blurry hurry ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Canines on the run ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Them doggone dogs are fun ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Without fail you'll wind up
Chasing your tail ♪

♪ What's the harm
In revelrous adventures ♪

-♪ On the funny farm? ♪
-[clucks]

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

[barks]

-♪ Life's just a bed of roses ♪
-♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Fast friends with cold, wet noses ♪

♪ Through thick, thin, push and pull
It's 1-0-1 oh wonderful! ♪

♪ Just tons of fun ♪

♪ 101 Dalmatians! ♪

-Aah!
-[barks]

[growls]

Don't play innocent with me, Thunderbolt.

You know Pirate Pegleg gets cranky
when he doesn't get his proper share.

[barks]

I just love The Adventures of Dog Juan.

This isn't Dog Juan.

This is The Puppies of Penzance.

I think it's the coolest gold,
diamond adventure.

[doorbell chimes]

-[chuckles evilly]
-[banging on door]

-[doorbell]
-[banging continues]

Don't play innocent, Ms. de Vil.

You know Uncle Sam gets cranky
when he doesn't get his proper share.

But these were gifts!

Rewards for my keen
business actions

and my unerring sense of style!

And to keep me from publishing
certain embarrassing photos.

The government gets a percentage
of all your income, Ms. de Vil.

We're your silent partner
until you get greedy...

then we tend to get very noisy!

[grunts]

What's taken you so long?

And why are you covered with mud?

We found the perfect tax shelter
for your gifts, Ms. de Vil.

Yeah, it's an old hidden cave
down in the swamp.

Yeah. We drew you a map
on how to get there.

-Hmm...
-[man bangs on door]

-[man] Let's stop being naughty...
-[growls]

...and fork over the loot, Ms. de Vil!

Oh! You hold the door shut.

-I sure hope she doesn't lose the map.
-[man bangs on door]

-That's why I made a copy of it.
-[banging continues]

[groans]

Ms. de Vil?

Oh, dear, another one
who wants to do it the hard way.

[Rolly] Prepare, matey, to tell
the whereabouts of the treasure!

Wahoo!

I told you you wouldn't
get away with this,

Pirate Drumstick.

I don't like playing pirates, Lucky.

Now hand over the maps as I...

[Spot] How many times
do I have to tell you?

I don't have a map!

A... a treasure map!

A treasure map!

A treasure map!

Why do they always mark
the spot with an "X"?

That's only on TV, dodo-brain.

[all] Treasure!

[Spot] A cache of golden eggs!

Extra large, of course.

[Cadpig] A golden sunflower
of peace and harmony.

[Rolly] A lifetime supply
of Gold Medal Kibble.

Oh, papa!

-[Lucky] Gold, diamonds, adventure!
-[bong]

[all] Huh?

[all fighting, grunting]

[all growling]

Oh great, we each only got one piece.

Well, if we each got one piece,

then it's every pup for himself.

Hey! Somebody untie me!

Let's see.
Two paces left, all right,

three paces right...

Oh. Ugh.

Ugh! These boots
were made for, ugh, walking.

Ugh! Not wading. [yelps]

[gasps, coughs]

Ugh!

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

It's not nice to fool
the federal government.

Agh!

[vocalizing]

[screams]

Ooh, original re-sss-ipe.

Sss!

[laughs]

[babbles]

[grunts]

[screams]

Huh. Looks like a shortcut to me.

[Rolly grunts]

I hate shortcuts.

[screams]

Oh my!

Just look at that.

Uh...

To those few of us
versed in the ancient art

of alligator tongue reading,

your future is an open book.

[grunts]

I can see a career
in the luggage business,

I see someone green
and gorgeous in your future,

ooh, and you have a very long life line.

See?

Yum!

Memo to myself... [clears throat]

-...run!
-Hold it!

This one's mine.

[grumbles]

Never underestimate the power
of your government, Ms. de Vil.

♪ You'll be sorry ♪

♪ It'll be worth it ♪

[screams]

Swamp Island!

Ah, finally.

My subterranean tax shelter!

[bats squeaking]

Hmm...

[chuckles evilly]

[laughs evilly]

No one will find it here!

[laughs evilly]

[sighs]

Hey, Swamp Island!

Now, if I could only find that "X."

Didn't you hear me earlier, Luckless?

That's only on TV.

Well, I didn't come
all this way for nothin'.

I'll find that treasure.

Guess again, dog-boy.

You'll never find it without me!

-Ha ha!
-[gasping]

[grunts]

[all gasp]

The treasure!

"X" marks the spot!

Well, what did you expect?

[Lucky] There it is!

-Whoo-hoo!
-Yay!

[Lucky] It's mine!

-[Rolly] No!
-[Lucky] No!

-[Lucky] Hand it over!
-[Cadpig] It's mine!

-[Rolly] Give it to me!
-[Spot] It's mine!

It's all mine!

[Lucky] No, it's Cruella's.

It's all Cruella's!

[others] Huh?

[Lucky] Look at this.

[Spot] "To Cruella: In token
of my great afection

and respect, love, Cruella."

That means we'll
have to give 'em back.

I feel like a jerk.

Yeah.

Fighting over Cruella's loot.

[grunting, rumbling]

[grunts] There. That should do it.

Now to go home and gloat.

We're... we're trapped!

[all grunt]

It won't budge.

Hey, I have an idea.

Hey swamp gas,
your grandmother was an overnight bag!

-[grunts]
-[yelps]

[Spot] ♪ Come and get me ♪

Any time would be good, guys.

Yep. Oh yeah, I'm ready.

-[growling]
-Guys!

[all bark]

Time to chicken out.

[grunts]

I did it! I did it!

[laughs] You'll never get my jewels now!

[man] I warned you, Ms. de Vil.

We always get our share.

[snickers] If you can find it,

you officious little twit!

[barking]

No!

It seems, Ms. de Vil,
that someone found them for me.

Nice doggies.

That's it? "Nice doggies"?

[chuckles]

Let's see.

That's for federal tax,
this is for state tax,

municipal tax,
social security tax...

-[shrieks]
-...late penalty. That's gotta hurt.

I believe this is yours.

[screams]

An earring, that's all that's left?

Have a nice day
and don't forget to file early.

Ugh!

Ugh!

Oh, I'd get rid of you mutts right now...

but there's probably
a tax on revenge. Hmph.

-No treasure.
-No reward.

You know, that was a pretty
nifty earring that she threw in there.

We could all share!

I get to wear it on Tuesday!

Wait a minute!
Chickens don't have ears!

Hey, wait up!

Hey, wait up!

Roger, are you sure
we shouldn't call an exterminator?

We do we need an exterminator

when we've got the Roger-nator?

Just relax, Anita.

I know what I'm doin'.

Okay, let's see here.

[puppies barking]

-[barking continues]
-Guys, guys,

settle down. This is delicate work.

-[Roger] Whoa!
-Aah!

Whoa, whoa,
hey, hey, hey, watch it!

Whoooooa!

-Whoa!
-Huh?

[sighs] I thought I told you three

not to play in the house.

Now, I've got work to do, so...

go see what Anita's up
to or something.

Hey, hey, hey, how many times
have I told you guys?

You are not allowed
on the furniture!

Now off the sofa, Lucky.

And stop eating that, Rolly,
or you'll make yourself sick.

Cadpig, off the pillow cushion.

Outside now.

And you stay outside
till you learn to behave.

Yeah. "Don't wreck the furniture.
Don't drink out of the toilet."

How are we supposed
to have any fun?

[sighs]

Yeah.

If we were on our own,
it'd be different.

Yeah, we could sleep
on the sofa every night.

Hi, guys!

Where are you goin'?

For a swim in Hiccup Hole.

Since when can a chicken swim?

Since I got this.

Cool!

Come on, let's go!

-[humming]
-[Cruella] Anita! I've had a brainstorm!

You must see this immediately.

My new Pocahontas line, darling.

All-natural wood products,
completely sustainable.

Well, don't just sit there.

Sketch me.

[chuckles]

We can do oak, mesquite, teak!

-Pine?
-Oh, don't be silly.

Nobody does pine anymore.

All I have to do is solve
one teensy problem.

What's that?

Sitting down.

[wood creaks]

Whoa!

[Roger]
Anita? Is somebody here?

It's Cruella, dear.

[grunts] Bring her in here!

Maybe she can scare
the termites to death.

Whoa!

Aah! Ooh!

It's the perfect material!

It's light, it's strong,

it's got shine,
it's got texture, it's got...

Termites!

-[gasps]
-[screaming]

-Don't worry! I can fix it.
-Huh?

Distressed wood.
Hmm, that's chapter two.

[Cruella]
There's simply no other way.

You all must leave.

Go! Clear out!
There's not a moment to lose!

But vacate the house?

Anita, how can I design
a line with wooden clothes

with a termite hotel next door? Hmm?

Eighty three, 84, 85...

[barks]

Come on, let's hurry it up!

eighty seve, or...

-You can count them later!
-Ooh!

Let's move before my clothing line
turns to sawdust!

[puppies bark]

Roger, are you sure
we didn't leave anyone behind?

What are we today, Jasper?

Scuba divers?

No, we're not scuba divers.

We're exterminators.

I rented everything we need.
Here, read this book.

Pest Control Made Easy.

Come on! I hope we made it
in time for lunch.

But aren't you
not supposed to eat

thirty minutes after you swim?

That's before you swim.
I know about these things.

Hello! We're home!

[Rolly] Hey, where is everybody?

How weird.

Where'd they all go?

Who's gonna feed us?

Abducted! All of 'em!

Now, now, let's try
to think about this logically.

We're all gonna die!

Wait a minute.

You know what this means?

[all] What?

There's no one
to tell us what to do...

or not to do!

Yes!

[laughing]

[belches]

I like fruity little water
with just a hint of rust in the nose.

Whoo-hoo!

[all laughing]

[Rolly] All right!

Race that steam, monkey puppy!

[both laugh]

You have got to stop this right... Aah!

[screams]

Can't a dog have a little
sensory deprivation in peace?

[all snoring]

-[window creaks]
-[all gasp]

What's that?

Someone's trying to break in.

Not while we're in charge.

Got it.

[barking]

[both scream]

It's those rotten puppies.

What are they doin' here?

We gotta lock the cellar door.

They can get in there!

-[all gasp]
-Here, puppies,

come to Uncle Jasper.

[screaming, clattering]

I got an idea. Follow me!

-You're making popcorn now?
-Can I have some?

All right, puppies,

come out with your hands up.

[loud popping]

It's the cops.

-Take cover!
-Aah!

Hey, they bought it.

[chuckles]

Let me draw your attention to...

a small, but growing problem.

Hey, what kind of cops are they?

[sniffs] They're trying
to lure us out with popcorn.

The dirty dogs.

[both grunt]

Oh!

-[coughing]
-[groans]

-[vacuum whirs]
-[both gasp]

[both scream]

Yikes! [screams]

Ouch!

[both scream]

-All right!
-[all laugh]

Huh?

[creaking]

[all scream]

[both scream]

-[coughs]
-You guys okay?

-Yeah.
-Uh-huh.

Sure. I always make that sound
when I'm drowning.

We're gonna fix you
once and for all.

[growling]

[screaming]

[clucking]

-Oh!
-What? Hey!

I told you we were missing some puppies.

Yeah, good thing we decided to check.

-[gasps]
-No!

What have they done?

Cruella is not gonna
get away with this.

[barking]

Were we glad to see you guys.

I guess it's okay to have someone
keep an eye on us sometimes.

Yeah.

Can we offer you some popcorn?

[Roger]
Yeah, your so-called exterminators

destroyed my house!

[gasps] They did what?

Oh, dear.

The basement is completely wet,
the furniture is all soaked,

we've got nothing
but broken windows!

It's a complete mess!

Yes, yes, yes,
don't worry, Rappaport.

I'll check into the whole thing.

No, no, they won't be doing the work.

All right, Rupert. Good night.

-And as for you...
-[creaking]

[screams]

Termites!

You brought me the Dearlys' termites!

-[termites shriek]
-[all scream]

[theme music playing]