01x09 - Rolly's Egg-Celent Adventure/Wild Chick Chase

[bunniefuu]

-[theme music playing]
-[barking]

[engine revs]

♪ I'm seeing lots of spots ♪

♪ Plenty of polka dots ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ Can't catch a furry flurry ♪

♪ Running in a blurry hurry ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Canines on the run ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Them doggone dogs are fun ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Without fail
You'll wind up chasing your tail ♪

♪ What's the harm in revelrous adventures
On the funny farm? ♪

-♪ 1-0-1 ♪
-[barks]

-♪ Life's just a bed of roses ♪
-♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Fast friends with cold, wet noses ♪

-♪ 1-0-1 ♪
-♪ Through thick, thin, push and pull ♪

♪ It's 1-0-1, oh, wonderful ♪

♪ Just tons of fun ♪

♪ 101 Dalmatians! ♪

[sniffing]

-[Scorch laughs]
-[Cornelia] Hurry, Spot.

We haven't much time.

Gangway!

Gosh...

[moans]

These little guys
will be better off in the nest

till their mom gets back.

-How 'bout these two?
-[Spot] Help!

-What's the matter, Spot?
-[whimpering]

And deep, cleansing breaths.

-Find your center...
-[panting]

Ah, it's cousin Mercy.

She's playing chicken
with the logging trucks again.

Ah, Mom and I gotta go snap her out of it.

Of course you do. It's Tuesday.

So what's the panic?

We need somebody to take care
of Mom's eggs while we're gone.

Oh, gee, uh, look at the time.

I really should be in the house, uh,
chasing my tail.

[barking]

Spring already?

Only 200 more shopping days
till Christmas.

I'll do it.

[both] You? [laughing]

Hey! All it takes is sitting',

and I had plenty of experience at that.

Rolly, don't take this the wrong way,

but you are to responsibility

what Renoir is to ping ping.

And what's that supposed to mean?

It means you're not the egg-sitting type.

On the other hand,

those eggs do need to be kept warm,

and, uh, you got just the right-sized,
uh, warmer.

Yeah, Spot, but there's more to this
than just sitting'.

For one thing,
Scorch has been sniffing' around.

You'd have to protect those eggs.

Yeah, I guess I could handle ol' Scorch.

If he wants to mess with me,
I don't mind takin' the heat.

[Rolly] Whoa, man,
these eggs are freezing.

Spot, we have to go right now.

Thanks, Rolly.

Whoa...

Knew I could count on you.

Gangway!

Gosh...

[moans]

Well, guys, I guess it's just you and me.

[Lucky] Ha, ha. Check it out.

He hasn't been sitting on those eggs
for even a minute,

and he's already talking to himself.

Oh, yes. It's a downward spiral.

'Fraid Spot should have picked one of us.

Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.

[clock ticks]

-[ticking continues]
-[laughing]

[laughing]

sh**t...

[clock ticks]

[snoring]

Uhhh...

Ready to call it quits, Rolly?

No. Never.

I'm actually very impressed.

Being an egg mentor
is quite a serious responsibility.

Try to stay positive
when you fail miserably, won't you?

Pfff. I'm not gonna... whoa!

Oof!

[grunting]

[gasping]

Uh-oh. You broke 'em.

Hello! Reality check.

They're hatching.

Hatching? Wait a minute.
That wasn't in my deal.

Get back! Get back!

Get back to where you once belonged!

Get back... Get back in... Back in you go.

Get in the egg.

Aaaah!

Easy. Ha, ha, ha...

That tickles. Ha, ha, ha, ha...

Uh, what are they doing?

Well, according to Darwin,

genetic codes have deciphered themselves,

instincts have taken over,
and imprinting has kicked in.

In other words,

as far as they're concerned, you're mama.

Me? They think I'm their mother?

I know what you're thinking, Rolly.

They never call, they never write...

Ohh, okay. All right...

I can handle this.

We're gonna do just fine, right, fellers?

[peeping]

But what'll I do next?

Hey...

Would you look at those little copycats?

They're learning from you.

It's all part of the wonder of motherhood,

in a sick, interspecies kind of way.

Well, I don't know.

Maybe you shouldn't
be teaching them dog things.

Why not? They work for me.

And after all, what is a dog?
What is a chicken?

Can any of us ever really know?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Hey, let's see how good you guys are
at digging up bones, huh?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

[peeping]

I hope these little eggheads
know what they're doing.

[groaning]

Watch this.

[Rolly] Okay, guys, your turn!

[peeping]

[drilling]

[object falling]

Huh?

[banging]

Wow. That's amazing.

Let's try something.

Okay, but we have to keep an eye out
in case Scorch shows up.

-Okay, Rolly...
-[barks]

Fetch!

[peeping]

Good boy!

How about it, pumpkins?

-[peeping, barking]
-I don't believe it.

[whistles]

Fetch, guys!

Huh?

[peeping, barking]

Way to go, guys. All right!

That's good, but you got to try
not to squeak so much when you bark, okay?

See, it's more of a growl thing.

You gotta breathe
from the diaphragm, like this.

[inhales deeply] Arf, arf, arf.

Grr, arf, grr, arf.

Arf, arf... [squeaks]

I always said
Rolly would make a great teacher.

I just never believed it.

One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.

And one, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

And move those feet!

[Rolly] Say now, one, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

-[laughs]
-[Rolly] One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

[gasps] Hey, where'd you go?

Hey!

Heh, heh, heh.

Guys!

[peeping]

[barking]

Huh?

[groans]

Aaaah!

[crash]

Come on. This one's open.

I have to get 'em back.

I'm like their primary caregiver.

[sighs]

Okay. Let's do it.

[sighs]

Oh, Cruella, you tawny Amazon.

What? How dare you, you mangy...

Aah! Whoaaaa...

You're just in time, Scorch-ums.

We have some furry intruders
to get rid of,

and you get to be the bait.

Waaaah!

[hissing]

Get him! He knows where the chicks are.

If we're not too late.

[barking]

[clank]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Nicely done, Scorch-ums.

[hisses, laughs]

Now I'll go call the pound
about my little puppy problem.

Heh, heh, heh...

Oh, yes, fetch if you can.

-[gasping]
-Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

-[peeping]
-[Cruella laughing]

Watch 'em, Scorch.

[hisses, laughs]

[gasps] Oh, no.

[peeping]

[peeping]

Heh, heh, heh...

Yaaaaah!

I take it all back.

Rolly, you're a good role model.

Mm-hmm.

I taught 'em everything I know.

[squeaking]

You did a super job, Rolly.

[chuckles] Aw, I guess
I'm more than just an egg warmer.

[barking]

Where'd they learn that?

It just goes to show ya,

an old dog can teach new chicks.

-[laughing]
-[barking]

[rooster crows]

[sighs]

[gasps] Oh, finally!

A perfect day for a swim.

[humming]

Oh, Spot, dear, don't run off now.

I told Peep's mother
you would babysit for her today.

Buk buk buk... Babysitting?

Gee, Mom, I'd like to,

but I promised Lucky
we'd go to Hiccup Hole

for the first swim of the season.

So, uh, good-bye!

Ah... Ah... Uh?

Spot, you agreed to do this
when I asked you last week.

Now, will you promise me
to take care of Peeps?

Oh...

Okay, Mother, I will.

[sighs]

Oh, thank you for babysitting, Spot.

Now, don't worry about a thing.

As long as she's fed,
ooh, she'll be just fine.

I'll be back at 3:00.

[pups laughing]

[gasps]

Uh-oh.

[Rolly] Dog pile!

Hey, you're supposed to stay still
when we dog pile ya.

Yeah. What's the point of a dog pile

if there's no chicken at the bottom?

-Whoa!
-Oww.

Oh, I can't go swimming.

I have to babysit Peeps.

[peep]

So? What's the big deal?

Bring her along.

Just because you have to babysit
doesn't mean you can't go swimming.

I can't bring her along.

What if something goes wrong?
What if there's trouble?

Think of the consequences!

Spot, using obligations

to deny yourself opportunities
for self-fulfillment

is emotionally destructive.

Besides, how much trouble could she be?

-[peep]
-Yeah!

-Come on, Spot.
-[Cadpig] Let's go!

[whines]

I've gotta work on my willpower.

[peep peep]

[laughing]

Whoohoo!

[Rolly] Cannonball!

Yeehaw!

Come on in, Spot.

But-but what if she wanders off?

She'll be fine. Jump in! Come on!

[mother hen] As long as she's fed,
she'll be just fine.

Wee!

[gulping]

[burps]

[cow moos]

[peep]

[humming]

Huh?

[screaming]

Aah!

Oh, no!

She's gone! She's gone! Aah!

[gasps]

There she is!

[gasps]

Aaaah!

[honking]

-Oh.
-[honking]

-[car honks]
-[cars rev]

Gotcha!

Aah!

-[peep]
-[Lucky] There she is.

[ding]

[Spot growls]

[laughing]

Spot, come on! What's the deal?

What's the deal? Babysitting.

It is a very big responsibility.

Oh, and poor Peeps.
I'm not gonna lose her again.

Look, she's not even halfway
through her first bottle.

You are right, Lucky,

and, boy, does that high dive look fun.

So, here I go.

I'm not watching Peeps
because I am walking away.

Aha! I knew it! You're...

absolutely fine.

And I should quit worrying
and have some fun.

Yahoo!

[burps]

Look out below!

Geronimo!

Ah!

Huh? Huh?

[peep]

Aaaah!

[all] Hang on, Peeps!

We're coming for ya!

A waterfall!

Who put a waterfall there?

[all] Whoa... Whoa...

Whoa... Whoa...

[all] Aaaaah!

[all scream]

[all] Whoa! Whoa!

[growls]

Huh?

[peep]

Yeah! Whoa!

Come on, Spot.
You're missing out on all the fun.

Excuse me...

[clanks] But I'm babysitting.

And even though Peeps is adorable,

she's a major pain in the drumstick.

[Lucky] Granted,
babysitting turned out to be

slightly more demanding
than we anticipated,

but, Spot, come on.

I really don't think
she's going anywhere this time.

Hmm. I guess you're right.

I'm always right.

Let's go!

[peep]

[peep]

[all] Yaay!

Aaaah!

Follow that milk truck.

She wouldn't go up there.
She can't even fly yet.

Aah!

You know, babysitting
is a huge responsibility, Spot.

Yeah. You really should have
thought of the consequences

-before swimming with us.
-[gasps] But you said...

I think it's time Spot
started listening to Spot.

Aah!

[mother hen] I'll be back at 3:00.

Peep's mom will be home any minute.

-[peep]
-[buzzing]

[peep]

Over there!

[clinks]

[pups scream]

[peep]

-[Spot] Aah!
-[pups] Baby!

[Spot] Hey, wait a minute!

[mother hen] There's my little angel.

Oh, I hope she wasn't too much trouble.

Ohh... Thank you, Peeps.

But then again,
how much trouble could you be?

[peep peep]

[theme music plays]