01x29 - Happy Boo Boo Day

[bunniefuu]

[quirky music playing]

Dinah, don't say a word to me yet.

If I don't get Friday's spelling test
on the calendar right this minute,

I know I'll forget it.

"Spelling test." There.

Now I'll remember
to study the night before.

Hey, Dinah.

I just noticed today's date.

It was exactly two years ago today

that I adopted you

and brought you home
from the animal shelter.

-[meows]
-You're right.

That kind of makes today your birthday.

So happy birthday.

Oh.

I don't have a present for you.

But what can I get
the cat who has everything?

Boy, that's a tough one.

I need some time to think about this.

[theme music playing]

♪ Hold on to your seat
Let's go for a ride ♪

♪ Now that we're here
On the other side ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Every day is something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme and a dance or two ♪

♪ It's a curious place
With a wonderful crew ♪

♪ And you're never quite sure
What they will do ♪

♪ Use your imagination
You'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

Look at that face, Rabbit.

That healthy complexion.

Why, I don't need a bit of makeup.

[coughing]

Quite right, Your Majesty.

How do I keep my natural beauty, Rabbit?

-[laughs]
-[coughing continues]

Your magic, Your Majesty.

Hard to believe
I have another birthday coming up.

Oh, incredible.

And yet with every passing year,

I get more girlish...

and more youthful.

Why, I'm getting younger every year.

[jazz music playing]

♪ It's really pure magic
Rabbit, my dear ♪

♪ No one can deny it ♪

♪ The proof's in my mirror ♪

♪ And when I tell you this ♪

♪ I'm being quite sincere ♪

♪ I'm getting younger every year ♪

♪ On my birthday this year ♪

♪ I look pretty young ♪

♪ Than I did one year ago ♪

♪ So put another candle ♪

♪ On my birthday cake ♪

♪ This is not a cliché ♪

♪ Years seem to melt away ♪

♪ I'm the queen of my castle ♪

♪ An ageless beauty ♪

♪ Time is on my side ♪

♪ I'll look good when I'm 80 ♪

♪ And when I look at my reflection ♪

♪ I see a marvelous complexion ♪

♪ I'm getting younger every year ♪

♪ I look fabulous ♪

So, Rabbit, do you suppose
my subjects will remember

on which day I grow younger?

Oh! Yes, of course, Your Majesty.

None of your adoring subjects
would ever dare--

Uh, dream of forgetting
the royal birthday.

They better forget this one
if they know what's good for them.

Oh, yes. Yes, indeed.

What?

But, Your Majesty, we always give you
a birthday party on your birthday.

It always turns out to be a mess.

Oh, your Majesty,
let's not use the word "mess."

Okay.

How about disaster?

Catastrophe?

Calamity?

-Let's go back to "mess."
-Ha.

Three years ago, the Tweedles
forgot to mail the invitations,

and I was the only one to show up
for my own party.

Yes, uh, but--

Two years ago, instead of jumping out
of my birthday cake, the Dormouse ate it.

Yes, uh, but--

Last year,
when the Hare did his magic tricks,

he accidentally made
all my presents disappear.

Oh.

And we still haven't found them.

But, Your Majesty,
wouldn't you, uh, like a birthday party?

That is if we didn't goof it up?

Why, I would love one.

But what are the chances
of that happening?

Ah! Not another word about it.

Just remember, no birthday party.

-Ah!
-Yes, Your Majesty.

[indistinct chatter and laughter]

[clanking]

[chuckles]

You're probably all wondering
why I called you here.

-No.
-No, not really.

[chatter continues]

Well, I'll telling you then.

The queen doesn't want a birthday party
on her birthday.

What kind of party does she want?

No party. That's the point.

We always give Her Majesty a party.

And we always manage to goof it up.

But it just wouldn't be right.

To just let the queen's birthday
just go by without a party?

What if we gave her a party
and didn't goof it up?

What are the chances of that happening?

[in unison] Hm...

The queen was serious.

We'd be in terrible trouble
if she even saw us talking about a party.

Only if she recognized us.

Much better.

Instead of birthday party,
how about a surprise party?

That's good.

The queen never said
we couldn't throw her a surprise party.

Great idea.

Then we can show her we can
give her a party without goofing it up.

That would surprise her.

At least the queen won't be ignored on her
birthday, though it could be dangerous.

This time, no mistakes.

Of course not.

Hare and I will handle the invitations.

And Dee and I will take care
of the food and decorations.

And I'll see to it that the queen
takes her usual afternoon walk

right to the scene of the party.

-And I won't eat all the cake.
-[laughing]

-Great.
-My goodness.

Why are you all wearing silly glasses?

They're not silly glasses.

They're disguises
so nobody will recognize us.

Oh, I see, Mr. Hatter.

She certainly did.

She saw through your disguise.

Because she's not wearing one.

Oh.

Why all the secrecy?

Because we're planning a surprise party
for the queen.

Oh, I love surprise parties!

Shh!

♪ Now, the most important part
Of planning this surprise ♪

♪ Is keeping it a secret
So the queen won't realize ♪

♪ Now, we all must keep it quiet
No, we mustn't say a word ♪

♪ Or the queen would throw a riot ♪

♪ If she overheard ♪

-♪ Surprise! ♪
-♪ Surprise! ♪

Shh!

-♪ Surprise! And it's gonna be great! ♪
-♪ Surprise! And it's gonna be great! ♪

♪ So ♪

-♪ Surprise! ♪
-♪ Surprise! ♪

♪ Better do this right ♪

♪ Let's not make a mistake ♪

♪ We all want to please the queen ♪

♪ Get the candles, bake the cake ♪

♪ She mustn't overhear us ♪

♪ We don't want to make her mad ♪

♪ We'll throw the best birthday party
That the queen has ever had, so shh ♪

♪ Surprise! ♪

Shh!

-♪ Surprise! And it's gonna be great! ♪
-♪ Surprise! And it's gonna be great! ♪

♪ So shh♪

-♪ Surprise! ♪
-♪ Surprise! ♪

Now, remember, everyone,

this is one party we don't dare goof up.

-No, no, no.
-Mr. Hare?

Do you know what present
you're getting the queen?

Not yet, but I'll think
of something while wrapping it.

What in the world can I get
the queen who has everything?

Are you sure we have enough invitations?

We have invitations
for everybody we made invitations for.

Close enough.

Into the mailbox.

[laughing]

Did you have the same thought I did?

I did, Hatter.
The one about the elephant in his pajamas?

No. The one about the queen
not being invited to her own party.

You mean we forgot
to send the queen an invitation?

Silly, isn't it?

Do you have a spare?

Not that kind of spare.

-An extra invitation.
-Oh.

Thank you.

Imagine us forgetting

to send the queen an invitation
to her own party.

Just wait till we tell the Rabbit how
close we came to goofing up this party.

Sometimes it just goes.

-I know.
-I don't where it goes.

-Out into the world.
-It goes right out...

[scat singing]

There. Do you think the queen
will know this is a record?

How fast did you wrap it?

[Rabbit] Hatter! Hatter!

We're up in the attic, Rabbit!

Can you put your finger here?

I'm making a bow.

Oh, sure.

Eee!

Never mind.

[gasping]

Oh, here you are.

I just stopped by
to see if the invitations got mailed.

Not only did we mail them, Rabbit,

but we also caught a really big boo-boo.

A boo-boo? Oh, no.

Not for this party.

Unbelievable as it may seem, somebody...

We're not saying who.

...forgot to put the queen's name
down on the guest list.

-You didn't.
-We sure did.

And the queen should be receiving
her own personal invitation right now.

[yelps] Do you know what this means?

We get extra party favors.

No. It means the queen was right.

We goofed up another party.

We did?

Okay, who goofed it up?

You did.

Oh.

When the queen receives her invitation,

her surprise party
will no longer be a surprise.

Oh, gee! Yeah, I haven't thought of that.

We've got to get
that invitation back right away.

Wait a minute.

We don't have to worry about anything.

Why not?

Because once the queen
reads the invitation,

she'll be so mad we're giving her a party,

she won't even care
we ruined the surprise.

How true that is. Gosh.

-[Hare] I got to get this wrapped.
-[Hatter] I'll help you.

[Hare] I like this...

[gasping]

-Whoa! Oh!
-Shh!

Good. The queen's not here.

Hatter, you and I will go through the mail
until we find the invitation.

Hare, you keep a lookout.

Remember, everything will be ruined

if the queen comes in and finds us
looking through her mail. Get it?

-Got it.
-Good.

Look at this.

-No.
-[Hatter] No.

No.

Hare. Psst!

Hare, is the coast clear?

Let me check. Crystal?

No, the coast has low clouds
with occasional showers.

Not that coast.

I mean, do you see anyone out there?

No. Just the queen.

-The queen!
-The queen!

[energetic music playing]

♪ Da-da-dee-da-dee-dee-dee ♪

Oh, Rabbit, you're back.

Oh, good, my mail is here.

I just love opening the mail
on my birthday.

[laughs] Ah!

Oh! Look at the cards.

[laughs] Oh, boy.

Oh, birthday cards,
birthday cards, birthday cards.

Oh, look, somebody sent me an invitation.

Oh! Oh! It's from the King of Clubs.
He's having a toga party.

[sighs]

I'll send him a note
and tell him I'll be there.

Rabbit, get my stationary.

-Yes.
-And remember to take my toga

out of the mothballs
in time for the party on Friday. [laughs]

Rabbit. Where did this table come from?

[gasps] Uh...

[stammers] I put it there, Your Majesty,
for your convenience.

Oh. Oh, thank you, Rabbit.

♪ La-da-dee-la ♪

-Oh! Look at what I've done.
-[stammers]

I'll pick it up, Your Majesty.

Oh, thank you, Rabbit.

♪ La-da-dee-da ♪

Dear King of Clubs,

I would love to come
to your toga party on Friday.

See you then.

Signed, the Red Queen.

[laughs]

♪ La-da-dee ♪

Rabbit. Did that table move?

[gasps] Uh...

Yes, Your Majesty. It's--

It's an end table.

It always ends up all over the place.

Yes. Well, okay.

Send this to the King of Clubs.

And let me see the rest of my mail.
Come, come.

Oh, come on, Rabbit.

Rabbit!

Oh!

Oh, look.

It looks like another invitation.

[doorbell chimes]

Oh! I'll get it.

You never know what might arrive
for you on your birthday. [laughs]

I've got it. Let's go.

Rabbit, there was no one at the door.
Rabbit?

Rabbit? Rabbit?

Well... No.

Hello, Mr. Caterpillar.

Did you get your invitation
to the queen's birthday party?

Uh, yes. It sounds like a lot of fun.

Unfortunately-- Hm.

No. Unfortunately,
I'm already going to another party.

Another birthday party?

No, it's a coming-out party.

A friend of mine
is coming out of his cocoon,

and I found him the perfect gift.

The Fear of Butterflying.

I wish I could think
of a perfect gift for the queen.

Sometimes, great thoughts
are the hardest to hatch.

Uh, let me explain.

Once there was a very poor woman
who lived on a farm.

She spent every penny she had on a chicken

hoping to sell the eggs at the market.

She was thrilled
when the chicken laid the first egg.

Then something strange happened.

Inside the egg was a small piece of paper,

just like in a fortune cookie.

On the paper was a great thought.

It said,
"A penny saved is a penny earned."

So the woman saved her pennies
and soon she was no longer poor.

The chicken laid more eggs
with more great thoughts,

and the woman's life
got better and better.

Soon, people came from far and wide
to see this very special chicken.

One fateful day, a Hollywood producer came

and offered the chicken her own talk show.

Once the chicken was gone,

the woman was afraid
her life would stop getting better

since she no longer had the chicken
to give her great thoughts.

"Oh, well," she thought,
"no use crying over spilt milk."

Suddenly, she realized
she had come up with a great thought,

and she had done it on her own.

And indeed she had.

But as the woman realized,

it's not the chicken,
it's the thought that counts.

That was a great story, Mr. Caterpillar.

And now I know just what to get the queen
for her birthday. Thanks.

Don't mention it.

We're gonna throw
a birthday party for the queen

-and not goof it up.
-Sure looks that way, Dum.

We didn't have any problems
picking up the decorations.

A piece of cake.

A piece of birthday cake.

[laughing]

No question now.
This will be a great party.

It'll be better than great.
It's gonna be goof-free.

[funk music playing]

♪ Well, the queen doesn't know
What's happening today ♪

♪ And we're making sure
It stays that way ♪

♪ For the birthday ♪

♪ Party ♪

♪ Bet this party will be
A total surprise ♪

♪ And I can't wait to see the size ♪

♪ Of the queen's eyes ♪

-♪ This party is going to be ♪
-♪ This party is going to be ♪

-♪ Goof-free ♪
-♪ Goof-free ♪

♪ Hey, yeah ♪

♪ Well, well
The birthday cake will be a sight ♪

♪ There will be no problems
Everything would be just right ♪

♪ Well, that's right ♪

♪ The decorations will be in place ♪

♪ Nothing but smiles ♪

♪ All over everyone's face ♪

♪ Everyone's face ♪

-♪ It's an important event, you see ♪
-♪ It's an important event, you see ♪

-♪ The queen won't believe her eyes ♪
-♪ The queen won't believe her eyes ♪

-♪ When everybody cries ♪
-♪ When everybody cries ♪

-♪ "Surprise! Surprise!" ♪
-♪ "Surprise! Surprise!" ♪

-♪ This party is going to be♪
-♪ This party is going to be ♪

-♪ Goof-free ♪
-♪ Goof-free ♪

Uh-huh!

Hey, Rabbit.

How's everything going?

So far, so good.

I just stopped by to see if you'd
picked up the cake and the decorations.

Oh, right here. Everything that we need.

Mind if I take a peek at the cake?

That baker always does such good work.

-[gasping]
-A pumpkin! What?

Why is it shaped like a pumpkin?

I don't know.
This isn't the cake we ordered.

Dum, something tells me
I better check out the decorations.

[gasping]

A skeleton for the queen's birthday party?

Dum, we have everything we need
all right, for a Halloween party.

We got to take this stuff back.

No, we can't. No time.

I'm on my way now to get the queen.

But you can't have a birthday party
with Halloween decorations.

-Well... Well...
-Well... Well...

Well, you'll think of something.

Did we say "goof-free"?

Make that goofy.

[footsteps]

Get ready, Your Majesty.

It's time for your afternoon walk.

-I've decided not to take my walk today.
-Ah, yes.

There's nothing like a good afternoon walk
to really get the old heart pumping.

I said, I'm not going for my walk.

Uh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. My--

My heart was pumping too loudly.

Shall we go?

It won't hurt to miss a day.

But you've got to go
on your afternoon walk.

Rabbit, it's my birthday,
and I can do what I want!

[stammers]
Well, yes, of course, Your Majesty.

It's just that, uh-- That, um...

Oh!

You wanted to break in
your brand-new walking shoes.

Oh, yes, my pretty new walking shoes.

Oh, Rabbit, I've changed my mind.

-I'm going for my walk today. [laughs]
-Oh!

Oh, thank goodness.

You sure you're up to it?

Well, that's the last of them.
Now all the decorations have a heart.

Let's hope when the queen sees this party,
she has a heart.

Isn't it a little early
for a Halloween party?

Oh, no, this isn't a Halloween party.
It's a birthday party.

Oh. Of course.
What better way to say "happy birthday"

than with witches and goblins.

Well, they gave us the wrong decorations.

We're just trying
to make the best of a bad situation.

You know, like the expression,
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade."

We made lemonade, so to speak.

Well, I don't know about the queen,

but lemonade makes me a sourpuss.
[cackles]

-[Hare] Oh! Oh, yes. Mm.
-Gee, I didn't know

about the Halloween decorations
when I wrapped my gift.

You're afraid it will look out of place?

I understand,
but I think we may be able to help you.

All right, let's see here.
Alrighty. Let's see, hm...

No. No, not that.

Hare, what will look better with this,

the daddy longlegs, or the tarantula?

Oh, definitely the daddy longlegs.

The tarantula is all wrong
for that wrapping paper.

[gasps] The queen is coming.

Everybody hide.

-[groans]
-Rabbit, why are you stopping?

A teensy little cramp in my foot,
Your Majesty.

You don't mind if we just stop here
at the Hatter's and rest?

Well, just for a moment.

Remember, no pain, no gain.

-Ah.
-Well, here we are.

Surprise!

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.

I had no idea!

Wait a minute.

Is this a birthday party?

Well, sort of.

I told you I didn't want a birthday party.

Wait just another minute.

Are these Halloween decorations?

Kind of.

Then this must be a Halloween party.

But it isn't Halloween.

Of course, I do love Halloween.

And once a year is never enough.

A Halloween party is a great idea.

[laughing and chattering]

I'm just glad you didn't try
to throw me a birthday party

because that you would have goofed up.

[laughing and chattering]

Wait just a minute.

Why does the skeleton have a heart on it?

Uh, he's kindhearted.

All these decorations have hearts on them.

And this pumpkin cake

says, "Happy birthday, queen."

This looks like a birthday party to me.

Well, to be honest with you, Your Majesty.

This did start off to be a birthday party.

Yes, and we kind of goofed it up again.

-I knew it.
-We even have birthday presents for you.

Here's a little something.

Presents?

Well, that's okay.

-I always like presents if they're for me.
-[laughing]

Oh, I can hardly wait.

Why, it's a book.

[in unison] Ooh!

"Great Thoughts of the Red Queen."

[in unison] Aah!

What?

There's nothing written in here.
Is this another goof-up?

Oh, no, Your Majesty.

This is a book for you
to write all your great thoughts in.

Because it's the thought that counts.

[in unison] Oh!

[pop music playing]

♪ With this little book you can record ♪

♪ All your best ideas
And keep them stored ♪

♪ If something happens
You want to remember ♪

♪ You can write a line
And have it forever ♪

♪ As queen you must have lots and lots ♪

♪ Of really important royal thoughts ♪

♪ It's good to have
Your thoughts on hand ♪

♪ And as the queen you should understand ♪

♪ It's the thought that counts ♪

♪ Without your words, it's an empty book ♪

♪ It's the thought
That makes it worth a look ♪

♪ So write a sentence
Write just one line ♪

♪ It's the thought
That makes it worth the time ♪

♪ As queen you must have lots and lots ♪

♪ Of really important royal thoughts ♪

♪ It's good to have
Your thoughts on hand ♪

♪ And as the queen you should understand ♪

♪ It's the thought that counts ♪

♪ It's the thought that counts ♪

Oh! Thank you, Alice.

Your song gave me my first thought
to put in my book.

Even though
you always goof up my birthday party,

I realize now
it's the thought that counts.

Happy birthday, Your Majesty!

Dinah, I've decided
what to give you for your birthday.

For dinner tonight, you'll get an
extra scoop of tuna with a spider on top.

I mean, a candle on top.

[theme music playing]

♪ That's all for now
But we'll see you again ♪

♪ Come back real soon
Now that we're all friends ♪

♪ Where every day is something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme and a dance or two ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventures in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventures in Wonderland ♪