02x12 - Five O'Clock Shadows/Terror of the Black Knight

[bunniefuu]

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[ Laughs ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Zap! ]

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[ Static ]

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[ Static ]

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Do what thou wilt

shall be whole of the law.

[ Foosh! ]

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Alright Billy get down
from there now.

Not until Milkshakes
comes down first!

[ Slurp! Slurp! Slurp! ]

Sit tight, Milky!
I'm commmmmiiiing!

[ Laughs stupidly ]

[ Boing! ]

[ Boing! Boing! Boing! Woosh! ]

[ Laughing stupidly ]

[ Woosh! ]

Billy's here!

[ Whistle! ]

I got the boy.

[ Thud! Rustle! ]

I'd ask if you were okay,
but...I don't care.

[ Wiffle! ]

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[ Creak! Thud! ]

[ Streeeeeetch! ]

[ Boi-oing! ]

Huh?!

[ Gasps ] Aaaahh!

Maaaaaaaaaaaandy!

[ Sighs ]

[ Woosh! Clatter! ]

[ Rattle! ]

What is it now?

I-- J-- A--

A hideous
G-G-G-Glass Goblin

[ Gasps ]
trying to eat me!

[ Gasps ]

There it is again!

[ Rattle! ]

You mean your shadow?

What's a shadow?

[ Bonk! Warble! ]

[ Thud! ]

I'm not talking to you
for three days.

[ Zoom! ]

But what's a shadow?!

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Grim, where do shadows
come from?

No.

But I want to know everything!
Where they eat,

sleep, play dodge ball,
go to school,

change their
underwear...Err.

And, uh, uh, oh! Where
they put their dogs out?

I want to know
it all!

[ Wiffle! ]

[ Bonk! ]

No! the Shadow World
is the nexus

of a billion
alternate realities!

[ Echoing ] Merely setting foot
in the Shadow World

could endanger
all of existence.

[ Foosh! ]

Besides...it's off
limits to idiots.

[ Whirl! Thud! ]

[ Wiffle! ]

[ Footsteps approach ]

Grim, need I ask

what this thing is doing
facedown on the floor?

Grim's gonna take me through a
portal to the Shadow World.

What?!

Is this true,
Grim?

Yes, Grim,
is this true?

No. Not true.

And what if I say
it is true?

Fine.

But don't say
I didn't warn you.

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Slurp! Slurp! Slurp! Slurp! ]

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[ Twinkle! Whoosh! ]

Welcome to the
Shadow World.

Hey! We didn't
go nowhere!

Everything's
the same!

Don't be fooled.
This is the Shadow World.

[ Growls ]

Same! Same stupid rug!
Same stupid couch!

Same stupid turtle!

Hey! A turtle.

[ Chomp! ]

[ Wiffle! ]

Same stupid
Billy.

[ Whap! Thud! ]

Alright, Grim, why aren't
we in the Shadow World?

You wanted to know
where shadows come from,

and now you're
going to find out.

I'm gonna go
get my turtle.

[ Scamper! ]

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Alright, Grim.

[ Scamper! ]

Take us to the Shadow World
or this is gonna get ugly.

[ Laughing ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Bink! ]

♪♪

[ Sparkle! ]

[ Giggles ]

Meet your shadow self, Mandy.
Everything you are, she is not.

[ Blink! Blink! ]

[ Crunch! ]

Wanna have a tea party
in my enchanted unicorn garden?

Grim, destroy her.
Now.

BILLY: Oh!
I got mine!

Say "hello"
to Billy #2.

It's okay.
They're friends.

[ Wiffle! ]

[ Creak! ]

[ Barks like a seal ]

Here ya go,
partner!

[ Whoosh! Slurp! ]

Great, an even dumber Billy.

Which actually makes
our Billy the smart one.

Right. Grim, I've seen
enough. Take me home.

No can do, Mandy.

[ Crank! ]

[ Clock ticking ]

Once you step
into the Shadow World,

the portal doesn't
reopen for 12 hours.

When this alarm clock goes

off at 5,

[ Whoosh! ]

we go back.

[ Ringing ]

Until then, you're stuck
with your shadow.

[ Clock ticking ]

you can't escape them.

They will follow you
wherever you go.

The Shadow World
might look like home,

but it intersects an infinite
number of parallel universes,

so don't open
any unusual doors.

No doors?

No doors.

No doors!

I-eee!

Alright.
You heard him, Billy.

We're stuck with our shadows
for the next 12 hours.

Come on, buddy!
Let's go play stick ball!

[ Groans ] Ohh!

[Laughs]

Okay. So where is this...
enchanted unicorn garden?

[ Growls ]

[ Sluuuu-uuu-uuuuu-
uuuu-uuu-rrr-rrr-rp! ]

Soooo [ Inhales sharply ]
Ummmm.

Do you like
my unicorns?

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[ Blink! Blink! ]

[ Sl-uuu-uuu--uuu-urp! ]

[ Squeaks ]

[ Blink!
Sluuu-uuu-uuu-urp! ]

Hmmm.

Uhhhhmm.
[ Giggles ]

Uhmm.
[ Laughs nervously ]

Sooo...youuu --
[ Inhales nervously ]

[ Growls ]

Do you like my...?

I hate
your stupid unicorns.

[ Laughs nervously ]

More tea?

[ Drip! Splash! ]

[ Growls ]

[ Laughs nervously ]

Shh, shh.

Glug, glug, glug, glug,
glug, glug, glug,

glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.
[ Laughs nervously ]

[ Whistle! Thud! ]

[ Whoosh! Crash! ]

Look -- if we're
gonna get along,

you're gonna have
to toughen up.

Got it?

Unicorns are tough.

[ Blink! Blink! ]

[Sluuuu-uuu-uuuu-uuuu-
uurrr-rrrr-rrrp! ]

[ Sighs ]

I wonder if Billy's
having this much trouble?

Now...when I throw this ball,
you hit it with this stick.

[ Tii-ii-ing! ]

[ Laughs stupidly ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Crunch! ]

[ Barks like a seal ]

At-a boy-ee!

[ Barks like a seal ]

[ Scamper! ]

[ Barks like
a seal ]

[ Crank! Whoosh! Thud! ]

Our ball!

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What is this
place?

And what's with all
these crazy floating doorways?

[ Barks like
a seal ]

Our ball!

[ Electricity crackling ]

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[ Crack! ]

[ Whistling ]

Oh, man.
[ Whistles ]

You kids almost
broke that window.

Almost?

Allllllmost!

[ Boing! ]

But you didn't.
You just cracked it.

You see,
this is your door.

There are trillions
of other Billy's

living in trillions
of other universes,

annoying trillions
of other people.

All those Billy's
have shadows,

and all those Billy's are
connected to the Shadow World

by this door.

If the glass is broken,
all those Billy's would pour out

into the Shadow World.

Flooding it with unimaginable,
unspeakable horror.

But! You didn't
break that window.

[ Sloop! ]

Just cracked it.

[ Laughs ]

Waaaaahhh!!!
We're all gonna diiiiie!

[ Scamper! ]

What a freak.

[ Rattle! ]

♪♪

[ Stre-eee-etch!
Wham! ]

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[ Drumroll ]

[ Echoing ] Who wants
ice cream and soda pop?!

[ Cheers and applause ]

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[ Rocking horse squeaking ]

First of all,

these so-called
unicorn friends of yours

aren't real.

[ Thwack! ]

They're stuffed.

[ Squeaking intensifies ]

[ Bells chime ]

[ Creak! Blink! ]

Stuffed?!
[ Laughs ]

Of course
they're stuffed, silly!

S-S-S-S-STUFFED!

Full of the enchanted
oats I feed them.

Enchanted oats?

Enchanted oats!

[ SPARKLE! ]

That's mustard.

[ Creak! ]

[ Pop! Pop! Pop! ]

[ Laughing
maniacally ]

OATS!
[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ Slosh! ]

[ Sing-song voice ]
Eat them up!

[ Splash! ]

[ Splash! ]

Mmmm! Good oats!

[ Baby-talk ] I wouldn't
forget my babies.

[ Splash! Sploosh! ]

Stuffed unicorns
are happy unicorns.

Let me give you
a demonstration.

[ Cra-a-a-ck! ]

Your friends here
have been manufactured.

[ Stretch! Poof! ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Strained ]
More tea?

Manufactured by overworked,

[ Rip! Rip! Rip! ]

underpaid seamstresses

in a broken-down factory
some place outside Detroit.

[ Zip! Snap! ]

If you have any
last words before it--

[ Poof! ]

Never mind.

[ Gasps ]

Chocolate
Sprinkles Roy ale!

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[ Foosh! ]

[ Warble! ]

Come on now.
it's not that bad.

[ Crunch! ]

Right.

[ Thud! ]

My gosh. You're worse than
a million Billy's put together.

[ Slu-u-urp! Slu-u-urp!
Slu-u-urp! Slu-u-urp!
Slu-u-urp! Slu-u-urp! ]

[ Slu-u-urp! Slu-u-urp! ]

[ Burps ]

[ Burps ]

[ Burps ]

[ Burps ]

[ Burping harmonically ]

[ Burping and slurping
harmonically ]

[ Burping and slurping stop ]

[ Stomach rumbles ]

[ Belching thunderously ]

[ Clink! Clank! Crash!
Pop! Thud! ]

[ Foosh! ]

[ Stupid laughter ]

♪♪

[ Whoosh! ]

Wee-ee-e!

[ Laughs ]

[ Scamper! ]

[ Shoes squeaking ]

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[ Stupid laughter ]

Come on.
What's the matter?

[ Stretch! ]

[ Whimpering ]

Can't you take
the truth?

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Echoing "Truth" ]

Or would you
prefer your lies?

Toughen up.

[ Echoing ]
Toughen up.

Enchanted oats.
Hah! Mustard!

You get it
at the grocery store.

[ Twinkle! ]

[ Poof! ]

Your so-called
friends -- stuffed.

Senor Gomez...

[ Poof! ]

[ Echoing ] ...manufactured.
-factured. -factured.

Overworked,
underpaid seamstresses.

I hate my job.

In a broken-down
factory.

[ "Detroit" echoing ]

Let's hear it
for Michigan.

Got it?

[ Mandy's voice
echoing "Got it?" ]

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[ Wind gusting ]

[ Creak! ]

Alright.

[ Zoom! ]

[ Chainsaw whirs ]

let's get this
over with.

[ Foosh! ]

I'm right
behind you.

[ Chainsaw motor revving ]

[ Clatter! Foosh! Crash!
Foosh! Bang! ]

[ Clock ticking echoing ]

[ Alarm blaring ]

Well it's almost time
to go back home.

[ Whoosh! ]

I just hope those brats
didn't get into any trouble.

Okay, Grim,
let's go home.

There you are.
Just in time.

Where's Billy?

I don't know.

[ Gasps ]

And I don't care.

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Aaah! But -- But how?
Uh. Who is the real --

Hey, Grim!
Don't forget us!

[ Gasps ]

[ Plop! Plop! Plop! Plop!
Plop! Plop! Plop!
Plop! Plop! Plop! ]

[ Slurping ]

[ Zo-oo-op! ]

[ Rumbling ]

[ Crack! ]

♪♪

[ Rumbling ]

[ Crack! Thud! ]

♪♪

[ Splish! Splish! Splish!
Splish! Splish! Splish! ]

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Well, Grim, it looks like
you'll have to take us all home.

And we'll play
together forever...

And ever.

And ever.

[ Echoing ]And ever, and ever,
and ever, and ever, and ever.

And ever! And ever!

And ever!!!

[ Billy's chanting "Yay!!" ]

You guys have got
to get out of here

before the portal hole opens.

[ Woosh! ]

Billy: Grim! Now show us where
our shadow's shadows come from!

[ Laughter ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Slurp! Slu-uuu-urp!
Slurp! ]

[ Whoosh! ]

Hey, Grim.
Incoming. Think fast.

Think what?

[ Thud! ]

Let me guess.
Billy escaped his trunk.

Worse yet.
He's behind you.

Hi-ya, Grim!
This place is so cool!

It's got everything
from filthy juggling jesters

to greasy, hairy
corn vendors.

My corn has
a hair in it.

That's going to
cost you extra.

BILLY: To sleazy, crooked
street merchants.

That will be a buck fifty.

All I got is a quarter.

Me need money.

Yep!
It's just like home.

It's not that great.
It lacks authenticity.

I had so much fun
during the real Black Plague

and this just stinks.

So you like
candy, do you?

Well, I got
something else for you.

[ Shing! ]

[ High-pitched voice ]
Hows about cinnamon-glazed

roasted almonds?

Filled with
yummy goodnesses.

[ Laughs ]

[ Whoosh! ]

I'll take two.

[ Crash! ]

You know,
this place ain't bad.

[ Slurp! Whoosh! ]

[ Burps ]

[ Thud! ]

Watch where you toss
your garbage, peasant.

Greetings, Lady Mandy
and [ Snorts ] Lady Grim.

Don't make me
go medieval on you.

As I was saying,
I'd like to stay and chat,

but I cannot associate myself
with such lowly peasants.

Oh, uh, Billy, um...
by the way, next time,

find a nicer cereal box
for a costume.

[ Laughs ]

Man, Irwin's knight costume
is so cool

and mine is
just dumb!

Give me a double.

There you go.

[ Sloshing ]

[ Slu-uu-urp! ]

Isn't that the saddest thing
you've ever seen, Grim?

I don't know. I've seen
the way he eats, too.

No, I mean drowning
his misery in punch.

[ Sluuu-uuuu-uuuu-uuuu-urp! ]

[ Wham! ]

[ Crying ] Waaaah!
I hate my costume,

I wish I had a fancy-pants
knight outfit like

[ Sobbing ] Irwin.

[ Twinkle! ]

[ Crowd murmuring ]

Oh, it's shiny.

-Oh, wow.
-Oh, wow.
-Oh, wow.
-Oh, wow.

Don't worry, Billy.
I can get you

the ultimate most powerful
suit of armor

[ Echoing ]
ever made!

[ Shing! Whoosh! ]

[ Rumbling, cracking ]

♪♪

[ Thunder rumbling ]

♪♪

[ Flames crackling ]

[ Crash! ]

[ Door creaking, rattling ]

[ Footsteps thundering ]

[ Zip! ]

[ Flapping ]

♪♪

[ Screech! Foosh! ]

[ Foosh! Twinkle! ]

Behold -- the cursed suit
of the mighty Black Knight.

Why is it called
the cursed suit?

[ Sing-song voice ]
I get a magical suit of armor!

Well.

Now I've got
pu-unch!

[ Slu-uu-urp! ]

[ Burps ]

Now I've got to use
the bathroom.

[ Thud! ]

[ Distant whistling ]

Hey. H-Hey. What's going on?!
I can't get the suit off!

Oh, that's why.

[ Door opens ]

[ Laughing nervously ]
Oh, Grim! Grim! Get it off!

[ Panting ] Get it off!
I need to go.

[ Sobbing ]
I need to go!

Oops.
[ Chuckles ]

I forgot to mention
one little thing about the suit.

The armor can't
be removed

until you defeat an opponent
in a challenge.

[ Laughs ]

I suggest you quickly
find someone to challenge

before things get rusty.

[ Water sloshing ]

Oh! Oh! Gotta find
somebody to challenge.

You don't stand
a chance, Irwin!

I've got a cursed
magical suit of armor.

Bring it on, nerd.

There!
I'll beat your jigs.

[ Ting! Creak! Whoosh! ]

[ Screams ]

[ Zip! Crash! ]

[ Screams ]

[ Footsteps squishing ]

I saw things
I shouldn't have.

Okay,
here's how it works.

The first one to finish
their stack of pies wins.

If you throw up, you lose.
Any questions?

Y-Yeah, I...

Eee! Come on,
I've got to pee!

On your mark,
get set...

But I'm allergic
to pie.

Go!

[ Munching ]

Uh, I, I...

[ Munching ]

I..I...I...

[ Munch! Munch! Munch!
Munch! Munch! ]

I...I...

A unanimous decision,

Pudding wins.

But I ate the
most pies!

Correction -- you ate
all of Pudding's pies.

Your pile is
over there.

Ooh! I've got to find
someone else to challenge!

So, you want to challenge me
to a sword fighting contest?

Okay.
Here is your weapon.

The cursed sword
of the Black Knight.

Yay!

[ Shing! ]

And, of course,
my weapon of choice.

[ Teeth chattering ]

Face it, Billy.
It's over.

Wha- Oh! Ooh!

[ Thud! ]

Oh!

It's over!

Oh!

[ Thud! Crash! ]

It's -- Oh. It's over?
That was pretty whack.

Mandy! Mandy, you've
got to help me.

[ Slurps ]

What [ Slurps ] is
[ Slurps ] it?

[ Slu-uu-uu-uuu-rp! ]

Aah.

[ Whoosh! Thud! ]

I can't stand it,
I'm going to blow.

I've challenged everybody
in the park

and I haven't been
able to beat anyone.

I'm gonna be stuck in this
stupid magical armor forever,

and I have to go bad.

Wait a sec!
Mandy, I challenge you.

Get lost, dweeb.

Please, Mandy!
I have to go bad!

[ Sighs ] Alright.
As long as I don't

have to anything
outrageous or humiliating.

I've got just the thing!
A break dancing competition.

♪ Oh-dsk-dsk-boo-ba-choo-choo-
tsk-tska-brrd-brrd ♪

♪ Ba-doo-doo-do-do-do
Do-do-do-da-do Doo-do do-do ♪

♪ Do-do Do-do Do-do Do-do
Wrlb-wrlb Wrlb-wrlb Wrlb-wrlb ♪

♪ Heh-hey Heh-hey ♪
Mandy!

Check me out!

[ Whirl! ]

I can't stop!

[ Zoom! ]

[ Scraping ]

Beat that, Mandy.

I'm not going to
degrade myself in public.

You forfeit?
Ooh, that means I win!

No, I never lose,
I just choose not to win.

[ Blink! ]

I win, I win!

[ Crash! ]

Wow. Aren't you going to rush
over to the restroom?

You know what the funny thing?
I don't have to go anymore.

[ Whistles ]

[ Squeaking shoes descending ]

Ew.

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[ Indistinct voice echoing ]

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