02x13 - Attack of the Clowns/Complete and Utter Chaos!

[bunniefuu]

- Ha ha ha!

- No matter how bad it seems,

It could get worse.

- Let's be friends.

- L-let's b-be f-friends!

- Let's be friends.

- Come on, boy!
Good boy!

Hoo hoo ha ha!

- Yip! Yip!

- [All laughing]

- Aah!
- Aah!

- Let's be friends!

- Let's be friends!

- [Chanting "let's be friends"
over and over]

- No! No! No!

Holy moly!

Aah!

- Those your sheets, honey?

Was it the dream
about the clowns again?

Ohh.

[Grunting]

Those your sheets?

Was it the dream
about santa claus again?

Ugh!

[Groaning]

- I'm gonna guess this has
something to do with billy.

- Hey, mandy.

- 5 Points for me.
What are you doing?

- Hiding from the clowns!

- The clown thing.
I should have known.

Get out here!

You're going to make me ask,
aren't you?

- Ask what?

- What's with
all of the oranges?

- They're not oranges,
they're tangel-elos.

- Ok.
What's with all the tangelos?

- Clowns hate tangelos.
Messes with their equilibrium.

- Who told you that bunkus?

- [Whistling]

- Billy, you've got to get over
this ridiculous fear of clowns.

- Who are you calling
ridic-u-mous?

- Well, what about your fear
of professional figure skaters?

- That's not a fear.

I just don't trust the way
they spin is all.

- You gotta believe me, mandy!

The clowns are nothing
but ultimate evil!

They want to be the dominant
species on the planet,

And they'll destroy us all
to make it happen!

Destroy us all!
Destroy us all!

Destroy us all!
Destroy us all!

Destroy us all!
Destroy us all!

Destroy us all!

Destroy us all!

Destroy us all!

Destroy us all!

Destroy us all!

I'll take the chicken.

Destroy us all!

[Repeating
"destroy us all"]

- All right, that's it.

- Ok, we need to talk
about this backpack thing.

It's very demeaning.

I'm the grim reaper,
for goodness' sake.

I used to have a chariot
of 400 burning horses!

My arrival on the scene would be
a raging thunderclap of fear!

Now, it's
"hey, have you seen grim?"

"Yeah, I think he's wedged
between that history textbook

And a tuna fish sandwich."

- Destroy us all!

Destroy us all!
Destroy us all!

[Repeating
"destroy us all"]

- And I'm pretty sure the guys

Down in the underworld
accounting

Been laughing at me
behind my back!

Those guys are turbo-nerds!

I bet none of them even had
a date since the 1800s.

Hear that, you dateless
turbo-nerds?

I'm onto you!
Hmmph!

- You done?
- Yeah.

What you got there?

- A paper mache clown head.

- And you're showing me
this because?

- We're going to cure billy
of his annoying clownaphobia.

- With that?

- Sometimes, you've got
to confront your fears

To get past them.

- You mean like you
and the figure skating thing?

- It's not a "thing," ok?

It's not a thing!

- So, this clown head?

- Yeah, I want you
to bring it to life

And make it entertain billy.

- Ok, stand back.

Woo!

Mama say, mama sa, ma macosa!
Mama say, mama sa, ma macosa!

Mama say, mama sa--

- Get on with it!

- Just trying to get
me mojo flowing.

All right.

By the power of the cold,
cold afterlife,

I command you, arise!

Give it a moment.

Sometimes it takes
a few seconds to kick in.

Heh heh.

- Pathetic.

- Hmm.

Uh, eh, you won't mention this
to anyone, will you?

- Rah!

[Roaring]

Unh!

Rah!

Aah!

[Snarling]

[Panting]

[Grunting]

Oh!

[Growling]

Aah!

- All right, plan b.

Do you remember your lines?

- Oh, please, mandy.
I'm a professional.

Why, just last week,
I knocked 'em dead in boise.

- [Making truck sounds]

Keep on truckin'!

Truck--truck--truck--truckin'!

- Hey hey hey!

Who's ready to laugh?

[Honk honk]

- Clowns!

Aah!

- That went about as well
as expected.

- Mom! Dad! You won't believe
who just walked in!

Holy crud, they're still here!

Aah!
Boy, that was a close one.

Those guys almost got me.

Aah!

- Ugh, sooner or later,
he's gonna run out of windows.

- Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

[Knock knock]

- Oh, hello, billy.

- Aah!

- We can't give up yet.
Come on.

- I don't know if this is gonna
cure billy's fear of clowns,

But scaring the doody out of him
sure is fun!

- [Grunting]

Aah!
Aah!

- Meow.

Ahh.

- Here, billy, billy, billy!

Here, billy, billy, billy!

- What's up, mandy?

Wearing make-up, huh?

I must say, it brings out
the woman in you.

- Stow it, irwin.

Have you seen billy?

- It's always about billy,
isn't it?

Well, what about irwin?

What about my needs?

I got needs, too!

Baby!

- Look!
There he is!

- Aah!

- Quick! Get him!

- She'll be back.

[Eighties music playing]

- And people think I'm scary.

A really long time ago, ladies!

- Target sighted.

Billy!

- Unh!
Aah!

- Don't fear us.
We're here to make you smile.

- And for crying out loud,
stop wetting yourself.

- All right, grim.
Turn on the music.

[Circus music]

[Tape slowing down]

- [Whimpering]

- The batteries must be going.

Darn button's stuck!

- Ignore it.
Just do the juggling.

- I didn't really get time
to practice.

- Just do it!

- [Whimpering]

- What was that?
- Look!

I told you I can't juggle!

I wanted to do the routine
with the umbrellas,

But you said no!

And where do you think
you're going?

- Aah! Aah!
- Listen!

Stop being afraid of clowns!

Stop it, you ninny!
Stop it, ok?

Stop being afraid of clowns!

- Gotta go to my happy place.
Gotta go to my happy place!

Happy place...
Happy place.

- What's up, billy?
You look a little down.

- Who are you?

- I'm your inner frat boy, dude!

- Wow!

I didn't even know
I had an inner frat boy!

- Well, sure!
Everybody has an inner frat boy.

And since I'm here,
that must mean you need my help.

Heh heh.

- Well, as a matter of fact,

I have been having a hard time

Lately.

These really scary clowns
keep on scaring me!

- Oh, clowns aren't scary,
billy.

- They're not?
- No.

They're just different.

And just because someone looks
different than you

Or thinks differently than you,

Doesn't mean you should be
afraid of them.

It means you should be angry
at them!

How dare they be different?

What, my way of life ain't
good enough for them?

- So, you're saying
I should beat them up?

- Billy, fighting outside
of a hockey rink is wrong,

But I'm imaginary,
so do what you gotta do.

- Thanks for all your help,
inner frat boy.

- No problem, billy.

Now, you ready
for your paddling?

- Eh, no.

- Oh, ok.

Another time, then.

Hey look, some funny clowns!

- See, mandy?

All we had to do was
shake him and yell.

It's the answer
to everything.

Ooh!
My face!

- Take your stinking hands
off me,

You stinking clown!

You clowns think
you're better than me?

I'll show you!
I'll show you all!

- Billy, you're being
stupid again.

Now give me the scythe.

Grim, run.

- You ain't better than me!
You ain't better than me!

- If we ditch
these clown costumes,

He might stop chasing us!

- Here she comes,
running back to irwin.

Yo, baby!
What's the hurry?

Oh, hey, billy.

Why are you looking at me
like that?

Come on, step off, yo.

Wait, you're freaking me out.
Stop!

[Fighting, groaning,
slashing, screaming]

- Hey, grim!
Hey, mandy!

You see those dirty, putrid,
stinking, rotten clowns

I chased off, did ya?

- Yup, billy.

You seem to have finally
conquered your fear.

- Yeah, that took guts.

- And rage.
Don't forget the rage.

- So, who's up
for ice cream sundaes?

- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Me!

- [Heavy breathing]

- Ha!

In your face, mandy!

- Rah!

- So, it's agreed, then?

We all hate clowns.

- Yup.
- Mm-hmm.

- Meow!

- Rah!

[Roaring]

- [All laughing]




- ™ª doo doo do doo doo doo ♪

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- Ahh, not bad for homemade,
billy.

- Why, thank you, grim.

Can I top you off?

- Fill 'er up, man.

- Will you boobs quit
playing house

And help me find the apple?

- Uh-oh, grim.

It looks like someone's
a little crabby.

- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha!

- Someone needs a thicker shell!

- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!

- You two have 3 seconds
to find the apple of discord,

Or else!

- Hey!
Guess what!

Chicken butt!

No, seriously.

Over at the flab burger,

They actually throw away food

If it's been under a heat lamp
for more than 36 hours.

So, I brought you dogs lunch.

- Here, eris.

Put the burger
in my slimy, new flippers.

- No, no, eris.
Put it in my claw of a head.

Or why don't you rest it
on billy's udder?

- Ha ha ha!

I gots an udder!
Ha!

- Oh!
I thought you looked different.

What's the matter, grim,
can't handle your own mojo?

- Mojo?

It wasn't no mojo
that did that;

It was that magic banana
billy found.

- Magic banana!
Magic banana!

- What magic banana
are you

And that talking burrito
speaking of?

- This magic banana!

- Oh, grim!

You didn't let them use
the apple, did you?

- Uh...uh...

- Oh, you bet he did!

You should have seen
all the cool stuff

That happened!

Grim was gonna destroy
the apple...

- Wow, mandy!

This 600-inch plasma t.v.
Is amazing!

- The sound system ain't bad,
neither!

- Billy, the only reason
I brought that burrito to life

Was so that
you'd stop annoying me.

It ain't working.

So, would you just eat
that thing, already?

- Play! Play! Play!

Bird play! Bird play!

- Yeah! Feel that bass thumping!

- It's loosening up
my ear wax!

- Man, this gets me
pumped up!

Ha, it makes me wanna...
Wanna...

[Farts]

- Real nice.

- I'm sorry, man.
It's the beans.

- Hey, mandy!

How come we never hang out
over here?

- Maybe it's because whenever
you two are over,

Something breaks.

- Hey, mandy!

Your lamp shade's crooked!

- I rest my case.

There are a few things
I would like to keep intact.

Like the t.v.

If anything were to happen
to that new t.v.,

I'd...i'd...

Grim!

- What?
I'm innocent!

[Crackling]

- Hey, look, grim!

The t.v. Is trying
to contact us.

Ooh!
It's coming closer!

It must want to whisper
something.

- Grim!

- Oh, yeah, it was me again,
mandy.

I dropped your 4,000 pound t.v.
On myself.

- Oops!
Sorry about the t.v.

I just couldn't help myself.

You both are so cute
when you are angry.

- Eris, why are you here?

- I was just having
a little fun.

Consider it my last hurrah.

- Hurrah!

- You see,
I'm giving up chaos.

I guess I won't be needing this.

Grim, here's the apple
of discord.

Keep it secret.
Keep it safe.

- Wait.
What's the catch?

- What?
There's no catch.

The world is chaotic enough.

- Lady speaks the truth.

- Nope,
I'm done with chaos.

I'm gonna do something
with a little more meaning.

- You sing it!

- I'm gonna work
at the new flab burger

Down the block.

So long!

- I'll hold the banana!

- Look, I don't know
what eris was thinking,

But this apple is
way too dangerous

To leave with
the likes of you two.

It's going in my trunk,
and that's final.

Ahh, there.

Nothing's getting
out of this chest.

- [Snoring]

- [Gibberish]

- Aah!

[Panting]

- Yo, what's wrong,
billy?

- I guess I had a scary dream.

- Hey, billy.

What's that you got
under there?

- Hey!
A banana!

- How did you get
the apple of discord?

- What apple?

That apple.

- What apple where?

- This one!

- Ooh, that's not an apple!

That's a...magic banana!

- Yeah, magic banana.

- Why, I'd k*ll him...
Idiot...

[Mumbling]

...magic banana.

Ahem.

- Not now, mandy.
I'm working.

- Ugh!

What?
Aah!

- Yet another one gets away.

Nice going, mandy.

How did you get
the apple of discord?

This should be in me trunk!

That's it!
I'm gonna destroy this thing!

- You can't destroy
the apple of discord.

Without chaos,
then order cannot exist.

So, if the apple were
to be destroyed,

You would have destroyed
all of existence.

- Ha, grim!

- Hey!
Give me the apple back!

- Nope, grim!
The banana picked me!

- Billy, that apple wouldn't
pick you if you were a booger!

- Well, it depends
on what kind of booger.

Hey!
Give that back!

- Good work, mandy!
Now, give me the apple.

Come on!
Hand it over!

- No.
No, I don't think I will.

No, I will keep the apple!

I will control chaos!

I will rule discord!

I will be
a dark and terrible queen!

And I might punch irwin
in the mouth!

- Right, right.

Dark and terrible queen.

I'm destroying this thing.

- Man, you're just gonna let
that scrub take your banana?

- [Both growling]

- Well,
what you waitin' for?

Go get him!

- Get off me!

- Ha!
- Ha!

- Ha!

- Ha ha!

- Hey!
That's not fair!

- Oh, I hear ya, grim!

I hear ya!

- Where do you think
you're going?

With my pieces of apple?

- Oh, you mean this one?

Ha ha ha!

- Grr!

- Ha ha ha!
Oh, yeah!

- Grr!

Now, who's laughing,
horse butt?

- [Farts]

- [Whimpering]

- Had enough?

- Give me the apple slices!

Don't force me
to use my kung fu!

Aah!

Oh...you're despicable!

Ha ha!
You both never looked so good.

- Holy guacamole, folks!

This is where it really gets

Off the hook.

- Quit! Hold on!

Let's just take a break
for a second.

Jeez, I can't even see
where I am anymore.

Ah, that's better.

- Hey, who's got my piece
of apple?

- Hey!
My piece is gone!

But I have these cool udders!

- Aah!
- Aah!

- Grim, I trusted you to keep
the apple of discord safe!

I can see I was wrong.

- Shame on you!

- Well, well, this
might have been my best idea...

Ever!

[Knocking]

Oh, irwin!

Just who I was looking for!

You see, irwin, this world is
so chaotic and crazy

That it doesn't need me anymore.

And I was looking for someone
trustworthy

To watch my apple for me.

- Destroy us all!
Destroy us all!

[Repeating "destroy us all"]

[Shouting stops]