01x04 - Who k*lled Who?/Tween Wolf

[bunniefuu]

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[Laughter]

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Turn it up so you can
hear the screaming.

Ahhhh!

Irwin: 4. 1, 2, 3, 4.

Ok, it was miss mango

With the vacuum
in the kitchen.

Hee hee hee!
Yeah, in your dreams.

Ok, hee hee hee!
My turn.

Mandy: hey, guys.
What are you
playing?

Oh, we're playing
a game called

Mind your own business,
buttinsky.

Hee hee hee!

Hmm. who k*lled who...

{\An7}the fun mystery game
for everybody.

Except you.

Yeah, no girls allowed.

Oh, I get it.

You're still bent
out of shape

Because I beat you
this morning
in a game of stare.

Did not.

Oh, yeah.

You got beaten
by a girl.

Yeah, whatever.
You still can't play with us

Because you're a girl.

[Blows dice]

Both: oh, no!

It's just a bunch
of "keep out" signs.

Don't tell me that
you two tough guys

Are afraid to go
get your stupid
dice back.

But, mandy,
it's gone over that fence.

So?

Both: it's gone over the fence
of old mrs. Doolin's place.

So?

But, mandy,
mrs. Doolin's place is...

Both: haunted!

Haunted?
It's not haunted.

Oh, it's haunted,
all right.

Oh, yeah?
And how do you
know it's haunted?

Oh, I know, mandy.

I know everything
there is to know
about that house.

Grim, voice-over:
it all started many years ago,

Soon after mrs. Doolin
bought the old place.

It was just some kids,

Some kids playing
stickball.

But then,

On that hot summer's
day in endsville,

It happened.

It was the last ball
they had.

Somebody had
to go get it.

Boy: I'll get it.

Grim, voice-over:
it was the hummeski kid...

Little frankie.

Well, you can only imagine
little frankie's surprise

It would take
some kind of miracle

For little frankie
to find that baseball.

But off he went
in search of it,

Like a needle
in a haystack.

He got deeper and deeper
into mrs. Doolin's garden.

[Bird caws]

Nobody really knows
for sure

If little frankie ever
found that baseball,

But one thing is certain,

Someone or something
found little frankie that day.

Everybody waited
for him to return,

But little frankie hummeski
never made it to home plate.

Boy: aw, man. That
was our last ball, too.

Grim, voice-over:
I've heard it said

That frankie's bones were fed
to doolin's pet spider,

And the rest of
little frankie... Well...

Seasons came and seasons went

And took old mrs. Doolin
with them.

But it was
business as usual

For the ghost
of mrs. Doolin.

Nobody was safe.

Anything that went
beyond that fence

Never came back.

Never!

Here, lucky!

[Whistles]

Here, boy!

Pssh. Who does
that old fool

Think he's kidding?

Only an idiot would
believe that pile of...

Both: whoa,
the ghost of mrs. Doolin.

Oh, please.

There's no such
thing as ghosts.

Billy: oh, yeah?

Well, if that's
what you think,

Then why don't you
go over there

And get our dice back?

Fine, I will.

Ha! See, you're too scared
to go because you're a girl.

Bawk bawk bawk!

Scaredy girl!

I said I'll... Meow!
Scaredy cow.

Ooh, look at me,
I'm scaredy mandy.

Ooh!

Dude? Dude?
Check it out.

Stupid billy.
Scaredy cat. Stupid.

Now where are those
stupid dice?

Ohh.

Stupid scarecrow.

[Thumping]

Stupid baseball.

Hey, you.
Looking for something?

Actually, yes.

I'm looking for a pair
of stupid dice.

Do you mean these?

Yep, those are
the very ones.

Well, you can't have them.

Fine, then. Keep them.

Fine. Thanks. I will.

Fine.

Fine!

Good!

Good!

Boy, billy. Mandy
sure has been gone
a long time.

Hee hee hee! Yeah.

She's probably been
fed to that spider.

Hee hee hee!

Both: hee hee hee!

Yeah, in the ballroom.

Hee hee hee!
By mrs. Doolin!

Both: hee hee hee!

Mrs. Doolin: ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Good shot, mandy.

You've got what it takes
to be a world champion

Like I was.

Come along, mandy.

I've got something
for you in the kitchen.

I can't remember
the last time I had company.

Ha ha! It feels like
an eternity.

Ha ha ha
ha ha ha!

Ah, melon makes me smile.

What about you, mandy?

Uh, uh...

Let's retire
to the living room,
shall we?

[Duck quacks]

Mrs. Doolin: oh, my.
With all the excitement,

I nearly forgot
about little frankie.

Little frankie?

Yes, little frankie,
my pet spider.

Spider?

Yes, I nearly
forgot to feed her.

Feed her?

That's right.
She loves melon.

Isn't that so,
my little darling?

So, she's a vegetarian?

That's right. No meat.

Or, say, bones?

No. Ha!
No bones, either.
Why do you ask?

Well, you see,
somebody told me a...

[Dog barks]

Well, look who
stopped by
to say hello.

It's little... Lucky!

Now, what was it
you were saying?

All right. Somebody told me
a story that you fed

The bones of some kid
to your pet spider

And that you're
really a ghost.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

You must have been
talking to that old
bag of bones, grim.

Ever since I beat
him in a staring
contest,

He's been making up
all kinds of stuff
about me.

In fact, he's
never forgiven me
for beating him

In just
about everything.

Tennis, golf,
and of course,

There was
the little matter

Of the heavyweight
champion of the world
title fight.

And the dog?
How'd you get his dog?

I won him
off old grim
in a poker game,

Which reminds me,
here's your dice back.

Oh, you can keep them.

They belong to billy
and irwin,

My two dorky friends
who wouldn't let me

Play their stupid game
because I was a girl.

Ooh, that kind of stuff
makes me crazy.

Crazy.

Crazy.

Crazy!

[Whistles]

Here, lucky.
Here, boy.

Ha ha ha!
Who k*lled who?

I k*lled mandy
in the hallway
with the dice!

Ahh, no girls allowed!
No girls allowed!

Grim, voice-over:
anybody that's ever
gone in there...

Help me. Woof!

Has never come back.

Uh.

I gotta get
those dice back.

Well, look.
Here comes your
friend billy.

Now is our chance
to give him

A little lesson
in fair play.

You're not going to feed him
to your pet spider, are you?

Ha ha ha!
Of course not.

Unless, of course, you... Mm, no.

To win against
a boy like billy,

All it takes
is some girl power

And some girl powder.

Now where are
those stupid dice?

They gotta be... Mandy: billly. Oh,
billly.

Mandy, is that you?

Oh, mandy, it's, uh,
nice to see you again.

Is that so, billy?

Is that so?

No! I mean... You're
all white... Like a...

Ghost?

Uh, yeah!

And it's all because

You wouldn't let me
play your game,

Because I was a girl.

No, i, uh... Well,
now that I'm a ghost,

It's my turn to
play who k*lled who.

"Behind you."

Behind me?

Billy in the h-h-hallway
with the dice by...

By... Mandy: by... Meeee!

Billy: I'm sorry, mandy!
You can play! You can play!

Girls are allowed!

Well, we better
chalk up another win

For the girls,
mrs. Doolin, right?

Mrs. Doolin?

Mrs. Doolin, voice-over:
ha! He's never forgiven me
for beating him

In just about everything.

Grim, voice-over:
I know everything there
is to know about that house.

Mrs. Doolin, voice-over:
beating him in just about...

Everything.

Mrs. Doolin, voice-over:
aha ha ha ha ha ha!

Doolin and grim: everything!

Wow! Mrs. Doolin
beat grim.

She beat death.

Hey, mandy, watch
me pull a werewolf
out of my hat.

Again?

Nothing up
my sleeve.

Presto!

This stinks.

I guess I should have waited

For a full moon.

Quart of milk,
loaf of bread,
stick of butter.

Quart of milk,
loaf of bread,
stick of butter.

Quart of milk, loaf... Of...

Huh?

{\An3}[growling]

[Screaming]

Whew! The earth is deep.

Ooh. Hiya, irwin.

Want to help me
dig to china?

[Wolf growl]

Grim: full moon,
full moon, full moon.

Wow! Oh, no.

[Voice cracking]
it's puberty.

[Growling]

Aroo!

Aw. A puppy.

[Humming]

Hi, mom.

Look at this puppy
I found today.

Can I keep him? Can i?
Please, please, please!

Oh, billy.

Dogs are filthy,
disease carrying germ farms,

And they smell like garbage.

[Sniffs]

But I smell like
garbage and you keep me.

I'm sorry, billy,
but you can't keep the dog.

Hey, dad, can I keep
this puppy I found?

Uh, sure, son.
Just keep
a leash on him.

Yay!

[Growling]

Don't worry, boy.
That's just mandy
and her dog... Saliva.

Well, isn't this quaint?

Hey, what do you think about
sprinkles, my new puppy?

Why is he
wearing glasses?

He's a genius.

That's why.

[Blows raspberry]

That's a werewolf,
you chimp.

He's a dog, and he's way better

Than your... Dummy dog.

I beg to differ.

Hey!

Your dog is
harassing my dog.

Here, sprinkles.

Here, boy.

[Crash]

Ooh! A dog show!

[Growls]

Ooh.

Grim, we've got
a werewolf problem.

You're right.

A real werewolf
would never use
that brand of razor.

No. A real werewolf.

Billy must have
gotten it out of
your stupid hat.

Oh! Is it tearing him
limb from limb?

No.

Oh.

Billy is entering
it in the endsville
dog show.

I'm entering saliva.

And you're gonna
help me win.

And why would I
help you?

Because I own you.

Oh, that.

Announcer:
live from downtown endsville,

The 125th annual
endsville dog show.

The city's in full swing
tonight, folks,



For the fancy
best in show trophy.

Some big, some small, some fat,

Some ugly...
{\An3}aah!

Some just plain
unlucky to be born.

You name it, and they're
here. And now,

Ladies and gentlemen,
judge wilma liston!

[One person claps]

Bring out the beasts.

[Applause]

Grim: ooh!

That's a werewolf, all right.

Hmm, where's mandy?

The least she could do
is smile.

Well, they're all
lined up now,

And our judge is going
to take a closer look.

Ok, sprinkles, on your toes.

And the judge
has stopped to take
a look at the wolf dog,

And it appears she's
very much interested.

[Laughing]

[Chuckling]
no, no.

Oh, he's a feisty one.

Once around again,
please.

[Applause]

Another prance around

For the huge dog with glasses
and its handler.

And now the judge is
going to have a look
at the rest of them.

Wilma: hmm, hmm, hmm...

Ok, sprinkles, do your stuff.

{\An3}[growling]

All right, let's see
the rest of you
show your stuff.

Come on.

[Teeth chattering]

[All whimper]

[Chuckling]

Grim, stop
that werewolf.

[Laughing]

All right, I think
I have just the trick...

A flea.

A flea?

Not just a flea... A wereflea.

Announcer: well, folks,
it seems judge liston
has made her choice.

Only a wereflea
can cure a werewolf.

[Loud buzzing]

That's it?

That's it.

There appears to be
something wrong
with billy's dog.

What's wrong, sprinkles?

Aroo!

It's working.

[Screams]

[All gasp]

Irwin?

Uh! My eyes.

[Laughter]

[Applause]

Oh, yeah!

We got
our pictures
in the paper.

Check it out, irwin.

Mandy sure was mad
for losing,

But she'll get over it.

Arf! Arf!

[Tires screech]

[Man yells]

[Crash]

Irwin: I'm ok!

[Crash]