01x15 - Billy and Mandy's Jacked Up Halloween

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[ Chain saw revving ]

[ Chain saw revving ]

Aah!

[ Gasps ]

[ Sloop! ]

Aah!

[ Pow! ]

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sawing, Charlie.

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[ Gasps ]
Oh, crazy chopping Charlie,

don't come knocking
at my door.

[ Knock at door ]

[ Bang...bang ]

Who are you?!

I'm Hamlet.

To be,
or not to be.

That is
the question.

Aah!

Billy, it's us.

But...

It's a costume.

I don't get it.

It's Halloween,
you idiot!

[ Gasps ]
Halloween!

Ta-da!
I'm the grim reaper.

[ Laughs ]

Grim, I need to borrow
your scythe for tonight, okay?

Just be careful,
you twerp.

I'll be
super careful.

[ Wiffle ]

[ Shing! ]

What did I tell you
about my scythe?

Not to pick my nose
with it?

And he who wields
the power of the scythe could --

Open a vortex
to the underworld,

unleash unspeakable chaos,
and end the world as we know it.

Well, actually, yes.

Alright,
you two lovebirds.

Let's start
trick or treating.

Halloween only comes
once a year.

Come on.
Let's get Irwin.

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Ooh, I wonder
what Irwin's going as.

[ Cow moos ]

[ Gasps ] Do you like
my costume? I'm Sleeping Beauty,

and I can only be awakened
by love's first kiss.

Kiss me, Mandy, please.

You've got
to be kidding.

Nope.

[ Smooches ]

[ Bonk! ]

Ugh!

News for you,
Irwin.

That's not
a scary costume.

Don't you think
I'm pretty?

You're supposed to be ugly
on Halloween.

Yeah, and scary!

Alright.
You wait for me here

while I go change
costumes.

Okay, we'll wait for you
right here.

Right here?

Yeah, right here.

We won't move.

Let's go.

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If it's scary
Baby wants,

scary Baby gets.

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Come on, Billy.

We got lots of houses
to hit for candy.

What about Irwin?

He'll catch up.

Or maybe he won't.

[ Doorbell buzzes ]

Ooh, I hope
I get a chocolate nugget.

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Well?!

Uh, it's
trick or treat lady.

Do you have any
chocolate nuggets?

Every year it's
the same thing --

You little hippies
want my candy!

Well, yeah,
it's Halloween.

Well I don't
have any!

[ Ding! ]

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Now get,
before I call the cops!

[ Door shuts ]

Happy Halloween!
Come on Mandy.

Wait. We didn't get
our treat.

So?

So, now,
we must trick.

Ooh,
I love tricks.

What's a trick?

Ssh!

[ Whispering ]
What's a trick?

Hold this.
I'll show you.

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[ Doorbell buzzes ]

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I thought I told you
little hippies to --

[ Squish ]

[ Grunts ]

Is this some kind
of trick?!

Yes.

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Come on Billy.
Let's go get some candy.

[ Sobbing ]

[ Rattling ]

That was
a great trick, Mandy.

All in
a night's work.

Why do people do tricks
on Halloween?

I suppose that's
partly my fault.

You see, it all started
a long time ago,

here in Endsville.
When it was just a tiny village.

Now every village
has its problems,

and Jack was
Endsville's problem.

Now, Jack was
a pleasant guy.

It's just that he had
this one weakness.

He loved
pulling pranks.

[ Crank, whistle, bang! ]

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Now, everyone enjoys a
good laugh every now and then...

[ Giggling ]

Grim:
...but the problem with Jack

was that he just didn't know
when to stop.

[ Creaking ]

[ Groans ]

[ Warble ]

[ Fart! ]

[ Poik! ]

Aah!

Grim: Rumor had it he'd stay up
through the night

inventing new tricks.

Then, he'd laugh
himself to sleep.

[ Snore, laughs ]

[ Snore, laughs ]

Grim: Till the towns people
couldn't take it no more.

So, they devised
a prank of their own

that would teach Jack
a lesson once and for all.

They sent a prank gift
to the queen

and signed it from Jack.

Mandy:
Endsville had a queen?

Hey, who's telling
this story?!

Now, everyone knew the queen
had no sense of humor.

But she did love
to receive gifts,

especially candy.

But when she opened
her gift from Jack,

well the rest is history.

Jack had to be taught
a lesson.

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[ Shing! ]

[ Thunk, thunder crashes ]

That's when
I made the scene.

Well, it was his time,
but the guy refused to go.

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[ Warbling ]

I underestimated
his power.

[ Laughing ]

Billy: And then?

He took me scythe.

Well, he wanted
to strike a bargain

so he could keep playing pranks
for all eternity.

If I granted him eternal life,
he'd give me back my scythe.

Did you
give it to him?

Well, I had no choice.

I granted him
eternal life.

But the Grim Reaper
does not like being tricked.

So, I decided that Jack
would not be

showing his face
around town again...ever!

You cut
his head off?!

Yep.
[ Chomp ]

Wow, Grim, impressive.

Didn't think you had it
in you.

What happened next?

Grim: I hear that Jack
got himself a pumpkin

and wears it
as his new head.

[ Thunder crashing ]

Time passed, and so did
the story of Jack O'Lantern.

It is said he still lives
in that old house,

untouched by time,

trapped by an ever-
changing world

that does not
understand him.

Every Halloween night,
Jack emerges

with a sack full of tricks.

And he plays terrible pranks
on the people of Endsville.

[ Fart! ]

[ Laughter ]

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So, Billy, that's why people
trick on Halloween.

Oh, that is the lamest story

I ever heard.

I'm so sure -- Jack
the evil pumpkin-head prankster.

Well, I don't buy it.

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Aah!

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Did I scare you?
Really?

How do you like
my new costume Mandy?

That's your new costume?
A turtle?

Not just any turtle.

I'm a female Indonesian
redback sea turtle.

And these are my eggs.

Pretty creepy,
eh, Mandy?

Pretty stupid,
actually.

How about a kiss?
Then we'll go trick or treating.

[ Smooching ]

How about we split up?

I understand if you want
to take things slow.

Grim, you and I will
trick or treat uptown.

Billy,
you hit downtown.

And Irwin,
go find a scary costume.

I'll do it!

Come on, Grim.

With pleasure,
Mandy.

Down, Billy!

See you around, chummy!
[ Laughs ]

And remember what I said
about my scythe.

Little rodent.

Trick or treat.
Trick or treat.

You'll be smelling
my feet.

[ Laughs ]

Ooh.

[ Wolf howls ]

Now that looks like
a great place to get treats.

[ Laughing ]

Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!

What?!

Trick or treat.

Do you know who I am?

No.
Trick or treat!

Very well then --
trick!

Wow! My very own
pet skunk!

Hey little guy.
I'm Billy.

[ Growls ]

[ Fart ]

He likes me!

Out of the way kid.

As you can see, I have
more important pranks to pull.

So, get lost!

And take that
phony scythe with you.

Phony? Hey!
This scythe ain't phony!

It's the real thing!

[ Gasps ]
The real scythe.

Give it to me!

Oh, no.

Grim said the scythe can
open a vortex to the underworld,

and in the wrong hands
it could be a -- a --

A disaster?

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

You're right Mandy.

Tricking and treating
is the most fun.

Just throw it, Grim.

[ Laughs ]

Happy Halloween,
you nutty kids.

Come on, Grim.

Let's try across the street.

[ Laughing ]

The oldest trick
in the book,

and you fell for it,
my boy.

Now I have the scythe
and all of its terrible powers!

[ Laughs ]
You're fun!

You want to trick or treat
with me?

Trick or treat
with you?

Sure.

Do you mind
if I bring a few...friends?

You can never have
enough friends.

I'm beginning
to like you, kid.

[ Laughs ]

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So, where are
your friends, Jack?

All I see around here
are a bunch of stupid pumpkins.

Patience, my boy.
Here they come.

[ Warbling ]

Allow me to introduce you
to my friends.

[ Evil laughter ]

With the Grim Reaper scythe
at my side, chaos will reign!

Be free spirits
of the underworld!

Take these pumpkins
for bodies and live again!

Together,
we will rule the night...

and take our revenge
on the people of Endsville.

Now it's our time
to walk the streets

while the people of Endsville
cower in their homes.

The sun will never rise again,

and it will be Halloween
every night forever!

[ Laughing evilly ]

Now that's what I call
Halloween spirit.

[ Both laughing ]

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Boy, oh, boy, Jack!
This is the best Halloween ever.

I know.

But I just can't shake
the feeling

that something's missing.

What could be
missing?

Fresh air, good friends,
our very own pumpkin parade,

and best of all, it will be
Halloween every night forever!

Yes, but I must exact
my sweet, zesty vengeance

against one more person.

And I do believe it's time
to pay a visit to our old pal

the Grim Reaper.

It's just not a party
without Grim. [ Laughs ]

There's definitely supernatural
activity going on here Mandy.

I can just feel it.

What was
your first clue?

Hi, Mandy.
Ever kiss a banana?

I said,
did you ever kiss a --

Go away Irwin.

But don't you
find me... appealing?

Whoa. Whoa. Whoooa!

[ Fart! ]

[ Creaking! ]

[ Rumbling ]

Billy: Hi, Grim!

What the...?

[ Roars ]

[ Pop, creeeak! ]

Bye Mandy!

What a surprise.

Billy's caused the end
of the world...again.

Guess I'd better
go see him.

Hey, what about me?

Mandy,
I think I'm bruised!

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Expectorate!

[ Coughs, spits ]

[ Laughs ]
Hi, Grim!

How's your Halloween
been so far?

Billy,
where's my scythe?!

Jack: You mean this?

[ Laughs ]

Jack O'Lantern,
give me my scythe.

Sorry, but I'll be needing it
to control the universe...

and cut your head off
like you did mine!

Oh, have you two met?

Grim, Jack.
Jack, Grim.

We've met.

Well, relax,
old friend.

Don't lose your head.

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Leave it to Billy
to destroy Halloween night.

Hi, Mandy.
I'm Little Bo Peep.

And I've lost --

Your mind.

You've lost
your mind, Irwin.

[ Sheep bleats ]

to the ding-dong grocery store

to buy pudding,
and do you know why?!

Ooh! Ooh! Is it 'cause
you're a pumpkin-headed freak?

Yes!
And why is that?

Is it 'cause Grim
cut your real head off?

Yes. And tonight,
I'm going to return the favor.

You're going to
cut Grim's head off?

Don't be an idiot.
Grim's head is removable.

Observe.

[ Whistling! ]

Ah, but any head cut off
with the Grim Reaper's scythe

stays off...forever!

That's a different story.

Sorry, Grim ol' boy.
Tough break.

Well...we sure had some great
times together, eh, Grim?

[ Laughs ]

You're just going
to leave me here?!

Now, now.
That's no way to get ahead!

That's not funny.

Come on now. Where's your
sense of humor? [ Laughs ]

[ Whistling ]

[ Boing! ]

Oh, poop.

[ Whistling ]

[ Ding, fizzle, shatter! ]

Grim's in trouble.

Help, police!

[ Tink! ]

You screwed up again,
didn't you?

Mandy!
I met Jack O'Lantern,

and he got Grim's scythe,
and he's crazy!

Then we got candy
and crushed cars!

And that was fun.

But then we found Grim,
and then Jack -- [ Stuttering ]

And now he's going to
cut off Grim's head.

And I don't know
what to do

'cause it's going to be
cut off forever.

And stuff!
And why the heck

are you pouring super-hot sauce
into that milk, girl?

You've got to fight pranks
with pranks, Billy.

All I need you to do
is create a distraction.

Can I trust you
to do that?

No.

But I'll do it!

[ Grinding ]

You know Grim, you and I
aren't so different.

How's that?

Well for starters you've got
a good head on your shoulders.

[ Rim shot! ]

You're headstrong.

[ Rim shot! ]

Though I've never
known you to stick your neck out

for anyone...
until now of course.

Oh, cut it out.

If you insist.

[ Rattling! ]

[ Rumbling ]

Yo, yo, yo!
Check this out!

What the...?

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[ Creak! ]

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[ Sizzle! ]

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[ Electricity zapping ]

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Enough!
You're distracting me!

Now, where was I?

Letting me go?

Ah, yes.

Decapitation!

[ Sloop! ]

Oh, and you little brats
should know better

than to think
you can out-trick ol' Jack.

But, uh,
it was a nice try.

[ Growls ]

I'm not scared of a few whoopee
cushions or pie catapults.

[ Horse neighs ]

Are you scared of me?
I have returned!

No! It can't be!

[ Thudding ]

No! No!

[ Whistle, fart! ]

Uh, hi.

What?
I'm still not scary?

[ Fart! ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Stifled laughter ]

[ Laughter ]

What's so funny?

[ Laughter intensifies ]

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Sizzle, bang! ]

Aah!

Aah!

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Gulping ]

Ahh.

[ Fwoosh! ]

[ Laughing ]

Huh?

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ]

They're laughing
themselves to death!

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Bubbling, chomp, zapping! ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Panting ]

[ Snap! ]

[ Zapping! ]

[ Laughter continues ]

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[ Laughter continues ]

[ Fart! ]

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What are you going to do?
We had a deal!

[ Laughing ]

[ Poink! ]

I never go back
on my word.

[ Continues
laughing ]

But I think you've
overstayed your welcome.

♪♪

Well, that's that.

You know, Grim,

if you didn't loan me the scythe

in the first place, this kind of
thing would never happen.

I hate you, Billy.

Looks like I saved
your life, Mandy.

How about a kiss?

Hold still.

[ Creak, fart! ]

Let's go home.

Let's.

Aah!

[ Zapping! ]

Hey, Grim, what's going
to happen to Jack?

Well, Billy, he's
in a better place now.

[ Jack laughing ]

[ Creak, fwip! ]

[ Ricochet! ]

[ Snarls ]

[ Laughs ]

I've still got it!

Oh!

[ Laughing ]

[ Splat! ]

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