01x10 - The Dogs of De Vil/Dog's Best Friend

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-[barking]

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♪ I'm seeing lots of spots ♪

♪ Plenty of polka dots ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ Can't catch a furry flurry ♪

♪ Running in a blurry hurry ♪

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♪ Canines on the run ♪

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♪ Them doggone dogs are fun ♪

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♪ Without fail
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♪ What's the harm in revelrous adventures
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-[barks]

-♪ Life's just a bed of roses ♪
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♪ Fast friends with cold, wet noses ♪

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-♪ Through thick, thin, push and pull ♪

♪ It's 1-0-1, oh, wonderful ♪

♪ Just tons of fun ♪

♪ 101 Dalmatians! ♪

[Roger] Mustard, relish,

my patented marshmallow eggplant dip,

and it wouldn't be a picnic

without those 101 hot dogs,

-Right, guys?
-[barking]

[grunts]

[sighs]

I still can't believe
I actually have a Saturday off.

[phone rings]

-Hmm?
-Hmm?

I'll get it. You look
a little tied up there, sweetheart.

Hello!

Oh. Hello, Cruella.

Oh, Reginald,
finally, some time off together.

Just you, me, my hot dogs, your poupon.

Come on, you guys,
It's time for the picnic.

Hush! We're watching
our favorite soap opera, ahh,

Veterinary Hospital.

It's almost over.

-[beeping]
-[both] Hmm?

[beeping]

It's the veterinary hospital,
an emergency gizzardectomy.

Doggone it, Gwendolyn.

We've been planning this picnic for weeks.

It's not my fault
I'm the world's greatest chicken surgeon.

I won't take second place
to diseased poultry innards.

It's over between us...

forever.

Fine, if that's the way you feel,

I'm leaving, Reginald!

[announcer]
Will Gwendolyn really leave Reginald?

Will Reginald have to eat
his hot dogs alone?

[sobbing] No, Gwen, no!

Oh, yeah,
like that would happen in real life.

[Roger] Doggone it, Anita!

We've been planning
this picnic for weeks!

I'm sorry, Roger, but I can't help it.

Cruella insists I go to work.

Hold on there, partner.

You already finished all those outfits
for her silly fashion show.

Roger! Cruella's my boss.

If she needs me to be there...

[grunting] I got to go!

Uhh! Ooh!

Ohh. But my patented marshmallow
eggplant dip won't keep.

We need you here, Anita.

[screeches, gasps]

Huh?

[grunts, growls]

Well, thanks to Anita,

today certainly turned out to
be no picnic.

What do you mean?

She should stay here with her family.

Ohh, you are always on Roger's side.


I'm leaving, Roger.

But I...

And I'm going with her, Pongo.

But...

[gasps] Just like in Veterinary Hospital.

Does this mean there's no picnic?

No picnic?

She's taking her clothes.

We might not have a family anymore.

I see a lot of therapy in our future.

Won't it be great?

-[car engine starts]
-[tires screech]

Ah! We got to stop them. Come on.

[tires squealing]

Hey, wait for me!

Oh, heh, heh.

Uhh. Uhh. Um.

Er, ahh.

Hey, wait for me!

Oh, here goes nothing.

Er, ah!

Wait up, you guys.

What about Rolly?

If only we had something like a rope.

[gasps] I know!

The hot dogs!

[panting]

Eat, Rolly, eat!

More!

Aw, Pongo. I feel terrible.

[moans]

Come on. We got to catch up
with them and apologize.

[ferry whistle blows]

[announcer] All aboard for Topstown.

I'm okay. I'm okay.

[groans]

Oh, I don't feel so good.

I think I'm getting... [gulps]

seasick,

My center is definitely moving.

How are you feeling, Rolly?

Rolly?

Mmm, snacks!

Rolly! Haven't you had enough to eat?

Yeah. I'm getting a snack!

-[Cadpig] Oh, boys!
-[car engine starts]

We have a little problem.

[Rolly] Hey, look! It's Spot!

Aak!

[Rolly] She's moving!

Aw, great! We lost them.

Oh, no, we haven't.

[Cadpig] Good thing it's molting season.

[Lucky] Wow! Mom and Anita
must really be mad

if they're coming
to live with Cruella.

-Spot?
-[Spot groans]

[squawks, grunts]

Hey, Spot, you lost something.

Huh! Give me those!

Ah, uh.

Okay, here's the plan.

First we talk to Mom
and get her to come home,

and then Anita will have to come, too.

Oh. How many times do I have to tell you?

No more wire hangers!

Does this mean you're not
going to use my designs?

Anita, darling,

we simply can't rely
on your provincial designs,

not with all the important critics
in the audience tonight.

We need something with flair!

Voila!

[Cruella]
Presenting my new auto wear line!

[gasps] But, Cruella,
I gave up our family picnic to...

Ladies, start your engines!

Ooh waa aah!

[woman] Well, I've sure never seen
anything else like it.

You see? They're speechless.

I can hardly blame them.

[engine racing]

Okay, okay, I see Anita,
but I don't see Mom.

She's got to be in here somewhere.

Come on, guys!

Heh? Hmm.

Heh, heh, heh!

[growls]

Aah.

Here's trouble!

-Look out!
-Now!

[thump]

[model] Wh-whoa!

[both screams]

[muttering, winces]

That's got to hurt.

[growls]

Huh?

[growls]

Ohh!

Yikes!

[both scream]

We didn't rehearse this!

[grunts, screams]

-[gasps]
-[thumps]

Wh-wha-wha!

-That's very nice.
-[intrigued mutters]

-[barking]
-[screams]

-[excited mutters]
-Excellent idea!

[tires screeching]

[Roger screams]

-[Spot] Watch out!
-Look out!

[crash]

-Just brilliant!
-Smashing!

[cheers and applause]

[cameras click]

[chattering]

One at a time, please!

People, people, I can only write so fast.

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[Perdita gasps] Pongo!

Uh-oh, here comes another fight.

Are you hurt?

I'm fine. Listen, Perdy,
about this morning...

I know, Pongo.
You're on my side, and I'm on yours.

There goes therapy!

Wh-whoa.

[Anita] Roger, are you hurt?

Er, I'm fine.

And I'm sorry.

I was being selfish.

No, Roger, you were right.

The family should come first.

[honks]

All right, kids.
You have some explaining to do.

Well, see, Rolly fell asleep
in the car, and...

Lucky!

Okay. We thought Mom and Anita
were leaving forever.

And we were really scared.

So, you wanted
to keep the family together.

[all] Uh-huh.

[sighs] You know, you guys,

just because we have
a little disagreement...

...doesn't mean we'd leave each other.

Yeah. Looks like you're stuck with us.

Well, this just goes to show you

family life isn't always a picnic.

Yeah. Sometimes
it's just a big food fight.

[rooster crows]

[snoring]

[yawning]

Ah. Hey.

So what you want to do today, Lucky?

Go to the swimming hole?

Dig for bones?

See how far we can stretch
Nanny's support hose?

Nah, let's give Nanny's underwear a rest.

I feel like swimming today.

Okey-doke.

Right after breakfast.

[Roger] But, Anita,
he's not just another stray.

[giggles]

This dog is amazing.

[barking]

[panting]

Before he launches into Richard III ,

maybe we should put an ad in the paper
to find the real owner.

Ha, well. Well, okay, if we have to,

but I wouldn't mind
if nobody answered.

[Lucky] Who's that?

Nobody knows.
I heard he's a police dog.

I don't know anything
about no stolen kibble,

in case, you know, there was any.

Word around the yard

is that he's a mob dog
who's laying low.

[Austrian accent]
No, you're all wrong.

I am a genetic cyber-dog
sent to destroy your puny world!

[gasps]

[American accent] But first,
I'm going to finish my breakfast.

Very funny.

So, where are you really from?

The name's Blaze.

I was on an expedition down the Amazon

when we were attacked
by a giant anaconda.

Oh, yeah. Ford cars can be m*rder.

He means a snake.

What happened then?

Boat capsized.

That's how my pet and I got separated.

I finally hitched a ride
on a supply plane back home.

[all] Wow.

So, you're a world hunk...
er, traveler, huh? Ha ha.

Well, part of the world, anyway.

I've been camel herding in Egypt,
running with the bulls in Spain,

even searching for the yeti
in the Himalayas.

I went all the way to Stiffle once.

Well, I did.

Hey, I know a pack
of partying poodles in Stiffle.

-Maybe you know them.
-Forget the poodles.

Tell us about the yeti.

-What happened?
-Oh, yeah, yeti!

Come on, Lucky. Let's go swimming.

Not now. I want to hear Blaze's story.
Don't you?

But... oh, whatever.

I guess I'll go by myself

to the pond alone,

swimming.

-[rooster crows]
-[snores]

[yawns]

Morning, Lucky.

Ready to go digging for bones today?

Lucky?

Lucky left with Blaze an hour ago.

Said they'd be back by dinner.

[gurgling and spitting]

But today we're supposed
to dig for bones at Towser's hill.

Maybe he forgot.

Hey, Lucky. I came to get you.

Today's bone digging day, remember?

No time. Hoo-ah!

Blaze is teaching me the Tibetan art...

Ah-yah... of Kung Chu.

You're welcome to join us, Rolly.

Hyah!

Whoa. It is so cool.

Ha, ha, ha.

[like monk] That is right, grasshopper.

No, thanks.

I got some bones to dig.

Uh-oh. This looks serious.

He's broken
into his self-pity corn fritters.

[Rolly] Aw, leave me alone.

Rolly, feelings are like a table of pies.

If you eat every single one,
eventually you're going to puke.

I'm asking you to share your pie
before you toss your cookies.

[munching]

[Rolly] Lucky and I were supposed
to raid trash cans today,

but he never showed up.

He's with his new friend.

Now, now. It's not like
they're spending every minute together.

Blaze, it's been great
spending every minute together.

We're just like Thunderbolt and Rex.

Thunderbolt? That flea-bitten actor.
He doesn't even do his own stunts.

Uh, but Thunderbolt's the greatest.

For you, maybe.

See, I was up for the role
of young Thunderbolt,

but Thunderbolt decided
to play the part himself.

Do you have any idea
how old he is in human years?

So, Lucky, where were you

while I waited all day by the trash cans

pretending they were my friends?

Oh, I'm sorry, Rolly.

Blaze was showing me
how to dig tunnels

like a Norwegian mud-hound,

and I lost track of time.

We're off to do some hiking now.
Like to come along, Rolly?

No, thanks.
I have to go change my will.

You know, Rolly,

You might not be giving Blaze
a fair chance.

Maybe you should go hiking with them.

She's right, you know.

Blisters will take your mind
off your troubles.

Hurry up, Rolly.

[panting] Ohh.

[grunting and straining]

Go on without me.

Someone will find me... eventually.

Come on, we're almost at the top.

This hill overlooks the river,
so we can do some spearfishing

and white water rafting.

Hey, but first...

[Blaze] Some cliff diving.

[Rolly] What?

Aaaahhhh!

[crashes into ground]

Night, buddy.

See you in the morning, Blaze.

Ohh.

[snoring]

[growls]

[barking]

[barking]

[echoes] You're a real hero.

Aargh!

Ah!

Oh, no.

Oh, man. Lucky's going to k*ll me.

I've got to get that picture
before he wakes up and...

[Lucky] Aah!
Where's my Thunderbolt picture?

Too late.

Where is it?
It's got to be here somewhere.

[gasps]

[yawning]

What are you doing with my picture?

Huh? Y-you don't think that I...

Wait a minute, the movie,
the part you didn't get...

You tore up my Thunderbolt
picture on purpose.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Uh, actually, Lucky...

You did it out of spite.

Lucky, you're not being fair. You're...

I don't have to be fair.

I caught you red-handed.

I don't think
we're friends anymore, Blaze.

But, I... ohh.

I'm sorry, Rolly.
You were going to say something?

Me? Uh, no.

Uh, nothing.

[gulps]

Well, I'm glad he left.

Blaze was no kind of friend.

Real friends don't deceive each other.

[gulps] Yeah, a real friend.

Uh, look, I gotta go out for a while.

I got to get a flea dip
or something removed.

[panting]

Blaze!

Oh, Blaze!

[gasps]

Blaze, look out!

Oh!

[grunting]

[groans and sighs]

Aah!

You saved my life.

I owe you one.

No. Actually, I owe you one.

And so, Blaze didn't tear
your picture of Thunderbolt.

I did.

It was an accident,
but I should've said something.

Rolly, you're supposed to be my friend.

Well, see, that was the problem.

I was afraid I wasn't
your friend anymore.

You seemed to like Blaze
a lot more than you ever liked me.

Aw, Rolly.

Look, just because you get a new friend

it doesn't mean
you lose your old ones.

You're still my best friend.

You mean that?

Of course, but you still owe me
a Thunderbolt picture.

Blaze, I'm sorry I blamed you.

No hard feelings, champ.

[Roger] He's right over here, Mr. Swanson.

Hey, Blaze. Guess who's here.

[barks]

Hey there, big fella.

Yeah, I was so worried he'd get lost.

He's never been out of Stiffle.

Ha ha. You know, you can...

you can learn an awful
lot from cartoons.

Ha ha.

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