02x41 - Coup De Vil

[bunniefuu]

-[theme music playing]
-[barking]

[engine revs]

♪ I'm seeing lots of spots ♪

♪ Plenty of polka dots ♪

-[barking]
-♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ Can't catch a furry flurry ♪

♪ Running in a blurry hurry ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Canines on the run ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Them doggone dogs are fun ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Without fail you'll wind up
Chasing your tail ♪

♪ What's the harm
In revelrous adventures ♪

-♪ On the funny farm? ♪
-[clucks]

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

[barks]

-♪ Life's just a bed of roses ♪
-♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Fast friends with cold, wet noses ♪

♪ Through thick, thin, push and pull
It's 1-0-1 oh wonderful! ♪

♪ Just tons of fun ♪

♪ 101 Dalmatians! ♪

[Cadpig] Ah!
There's no better way to start the day

than with a refreshing power walk.

[panting and gasping]

I'd rather start the day
with a refreshing power waffle.

A big Belgian one

with whipped cream
and tons of syrup.

Oh, papa!

You know, Rolly,

it's that kind of thinking
that's keeping you behind.

Wow, look at Rolly go!

He's on an endorphin rush.

More like a catering rush.

[panting] Ooh!

Uh-oh.

It's about time you got here.

You were due 30 seconds ago.

Set the food out on the tables provided

before the guests arrive!

Go!

[crash]

Now what?

I'm surrounded by incompetents,

nincompoops, imbeciles.

Hmmm.

-[crashing sounds]
-What?

[growls]

[Lucky] I wonder what's going on.

[humming]

Uh-Oh. This does not look good.

Okay. What do we do?

Hmm. I've got a plan.

You clumsy oaf.

Can't you do anything?

Must I do everything?

Do something, you little nothing.

This DeVil family reunion
must be perfect.

Everything needs to be in place.

[Spot] Uh-oh.

I'll be hosting...

the head of the family.

Ah... whoa!

And another thing...

-[car horn honks]
-Oh! They're here.

[clears throat]

Huh? Ahhh.

Ooh. Mmm, oh, yes.

Mmm! Hmm...

Welcome.

P.H. DeVil. Cecil B. DeVil.

Ivy?
Where is that half-pint from Hades?

[helicopter whirring]

Oh, I'm so glad you could all make it.

There wasn't much choice.

Remember when cousin Deena
missed a family meeting?

Nothing that a couple of rabies shots
couldn't take care of.

This is going to be ever so much fun.

[rumbling]

It's coming.

Memo to myself:

I can do this. I am not afraid.

I have never been so calm.

[engine sputtering]

[clang]

[all gasp]

-Malevola!
-[shrieks]

[growl]

Hi, Gammy.

Mummy!

[growl]

No touching.

Oh, she's talkative today.
That's a good sign.

Inside.

♪ La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la ♪

[Cruella] I had the place
decorated just for you.

Like it?

[balloons popping]

No. I think not.

Sit!

[buzzer]

So, M-M-M-Malevola...

what brings us all together?

I want our land back!

[growl]

Oh. That Dearly plot next door?

I've been working on it,
tirelessly, endlessly.

Fruitlessly.

Now I'm giving
the rest of you a shot.

Whoever succeeds
inherits my fortune.

-Huh?
-Goody, goody, goody, goody, goody...

But Mummy,
I'm your loving, devoted daughter.

The one who gets it all
when you croak.

-[laughs]
-[P.H.] Mhm!

Natural selection
has weeded you out, Cruella.

I'm the high diver in this gene pool.

-I'll get back Malevola's...
-[C.B.] Not so fast!

The most creative mind should
get her evil empire,

and that is I,

Cecil B. DeVil.

Back off, you vultures.

I'm not giving up yet.

[yelling and arguing]

Can't we all just get along?

[yelling and arguing]

Stop your bickering!

Let's eat.

-[Spot chuckles]
-This isn't turkey.

Mmm.
That deli never gets my order right.

[growl]

[all] Puppies!

Where? Where?

Cerberus. Cujo.

Brunch is served.

[screaming]

[screeching and growling]

Huh?

[dogs barking]

Aah!

It's us against all of the DeVils.

We've got to defend the farm.

So stay alert,

and don't fall
into any of their traps.

-Whoa!
-[crash]

Thank you, Ed Pig, for that visual aid.

Now to recap...

I have a feeling we've dug
our way under the farm.

-A real heavy feeling.
-[squeals]

Off!

Are you alright, Mayor?

I bruised my bacon a bit,
but don't you worry none.

My administration
will fix that pot hole before...

-[walkie-talkie hiss]
-Yeah.

Is everything ready?

Yes, sir. We dug under
the Dearly farm like you wanted.

What are you going to do, Boss?
Plant mushrooms? Oww!

No. My patented earthquake machine,

the Seismic Mayhematron,

will shake the Dearly farm
to rubble.

[laughs]

[P.H.] They will be ruined and forced
to sell the land to the DeVils.

Oh my gosh!

[P.H.] Ten seconds
and the farm is history.

[yells] Turn it on!

[both] Oh, Yeah.

[machinery powering up]

[loud beeping]

[Nanny] This was the most
powerful blender in the store.

h*, h*, it's perfect for milkshakes.

-[rumbling]
-Uh, I'll just have juice, thanks.

[Lucky] How do we stop that thing?

I can't even get to it.

I think I can.

[Spot] I don't see an off switch.

Maybe I can return it to sender.

Oh. Aaaah!

Whew! Good thinking, Spot.

Now, let's... get out of here, ah!

Before the place caves in.

[rumbling]

Victory is mine.

[laughs insanely]

[clears throat] I can feel it.

This blows chunks.

[DeVil family chattering]

I can't hear what they're saying.

We've got to find out
what their next scheme is

before it happens.

And, I've got an idea.

[gulp]

Hey, careful!
Birds aren't going cheap.

-[growling]
-I'll do something huge!

High concept, big budget.

Okay, fade in with special effects.

Fade out on total destruction.

[laughs insanely] What do you think?

Too soft.

Needs more violence.

Alright, Toby. I want this in one take.

[boom]

[crash]

[screaming]

Sweet Cream, Buttermilk, run!

Ba-cawk!

[Cruella] A cookie monster?

Are you trying to scare them
off the farm

or block their arteries?

Pardonne moi , sister,

but that mechanical effect
won "Best Spokescreature"

in a dramatic high-fat snack
commercial last year.

It's a winner.

-[Jasper] Hello, C.B., We're on the set.
-Good.

In 5...

-four...
-[roar]

[Jasper] Uh, C.B.
What's our motivation again?

[C.B.] You're the biggest, meanest
hunk of cookie dough on the planet.

You want revenge!

So, you want us
to eject the cream filling now?

[C.B.] I've got a headache,
it's got you written all over it.

I want you to attack the house.

[roar]

[Horace and Jasper]
Whoo, yow! Whoa, whoa!

[pop]

[Horace] What was that?

Hey! Chockzillia is not cookie dough.

He's rubber.

I've got a plan.

Found it.

[balloon hissing, squeaking]

No, no, no! That is not in the script.

[fart sounds]

[Malevola] It's still too soft.

-[growl]
-Nice doggy.

Hold me.
I'm not afraid to hug a man. Oh!

[Malevola] Your turn
to get our land back, Ivy.

Wait. I have a foolproof plan.

I must have one more chance.

To do what?

Humiliate yourself again?

That's okay. I'm in no hurry.

Aunty Cruella can fail first.

I mean, um,
oh, um, go ahead of me.

You're so precious.

You're on. Make it work.

Oh, I will, Mummy, I promise.

It's the most underhanded,
evil scheme

I've ever cooked up.

I'll make you proud,

and I'll get rid of the Dearlys
once and for all.

-[toilet flush]
-[laughs]

[doorbell]

Yes?

We have a singing telegram
for the Dearlys and Nanny.

Um, can we skip the singing?
It's hard to breathe with fractured ribs.

Hmm. We're invited
to the DeVil family reunion.

It starts in 10 minutes.

Do we have to go?

Attendance mandatory
or Anita loses her job.

A party? That doesn't sound
like and evil scheme to take the farm.

Any party of Cruella's is
just an evil scheme with c*ck wieners.

[slurp] Wieners!

[gasp] Cruella,

what happened to your house?

Oh, just doing a little remodelling.

Contractors make such a mess.

Well come along.
My parties are just to die for.

Did you hear that?

"To die for."

They're going to bump off
Roger and Anita.

Thank goodness
for not jumping to conclusions.

Anita, Ninny, Ratpack...

meet the DeVils.

-Hello.
-Hello.

Nice to see you again.

Charmed.

Would you like some punch
before we begin the festivities?

And now for some fun and games.

Family slides!

Oh, and here I am at my first trip
to the petting zoo.

Funny, all the animals
ran away shortly after that.

Oh, well.
So ends my preschool years.

Gee. That was fun.

-We'll be going.
-[Cruella] Nonsense!

There are 57 more carousels to go.

You wouldn't dream of missing
my kindergarten years.

[Jasper] Now more over this way.

To the right.
No, not-- not that way.

Oh, that's perfect.

[Cruella] And here I am
at Jacky Jackrabbit Land ,

[yawn] before that unexplained accident.

-[yawn]
-I don't get it.

They're not even trying
to bump off Roger and Anita.

[groan] What do you mean?

They're boring them to death.

No. Wait a minute.
What if we got it wrong?

What do the DeVils really want?

Roger and Anita? No.

The farm!

Maybe they're just keeping them busy

while they're doing
something to the farm.

[snoring]

[panting]

[screeching halt]

[Lucky] What happened to the farm?
It's gone!

[Cruella] And here we are.

This is my vacation
on the beautiful beaches of Aruba.

-[snoring]
-[Cruella] Here's some more sand

and some more water and here's...

that looks like some sand there.

Here I am at breakfast having, uh...

Mission accomplished
Miss DeVil, Sir.

Now, now people! Party's over.

Scoot! Home with you!
The limo's waiting.

[yawn] That's okay, Cruella.

We'll walk.

No. No.

I insist.

To the Dearly farm.

-[Nanny] That drive sure seemed long.
-[squelch]

I took the scenic route.

Why? The windows are blacked out.

Not mine.

[muttering]

[Cruella] It's working.

They're completely fooled.

They don't realize their farm
is now in the middle of the swamp.

And by the time they do...

they'll be up to their necks
in quicksand.

Yes. so what?

[yawn] Big deal.

I did it, Mummy.

The land is ours.

Aren't you proud of me?
I came through for you.

You're not completely worthless.

Did you hear that?

Four whole words of praise.

She's gushing over me.

This calls for a celebration.

We'll toast our victory.

To our new land.

To new beginnings for the DeVils.

To my new home...

next door!

[Cruella] You're moving...

next door?

For the rest of my life.

Or yours if I outlive you.

How delightful.

You hadn't mentioned that.

[chuckles] Excuse me.

[screams and crying]

Oh, she's got to be stopped.

But who do you turn to if you need
to get rid of your own mother.

-[Ivy] ♪ La-la-la-la ♪
-[Cruella gasps] Huh?

[evil laugh]

[gasps]

Even my secret stash
of buried fritters is gone.

Oh, that's so wrong.

Gee, Auntie Cruella,
I love what you've done with the place.

Quick! Hide behind something.

And that something would be?

The fritter hole!

[all scream]

I know now that I will never
get an ounce of appreciation

from that impossible to please pipsqueak.
No matter what I do.

Fine! But I won't have her
breathing down my neck.

I'll give you anything you want

if you can keep her
from moving next door.

Okey-dokey.

Let me have all your nice money
when you go to heaven...

or wherever.

Sign here.

No price is too high
for my independence.

Just do the job.

I didn't have time
to plan anything big

so I'm just going to redirect
an asteroid

to go boom on the Dearly Farm

making a great big hole
that no one can live in.

Won't be a minute. With the flick
of a switch and a pull of a lever

everything will be alright.

I like it.

Make it work.

[Spot] We'll never get the farm
back from wherever it is

to where it belongs
if Ivy destroys the land.

[Lucky] Then it's up to us to stop her.

[Ivy] Trajectory divided by inertia,
carry the three.

[computer voice] Armed.

[evil laugh]

Ow. Get away from me, you pigeon.

Aah!

[Cadpig humming]

[computer voice]
Asteroid improperly diverted.

New target, Villa DeVil.

Uh-oh!

[Ivy] I've got to divert it
from Villa DeVil.

[DeVil family screams]

[computer voice] Asteroid diverted
to unpopulated swampy area.

Whew!

[yawns]

[ribbit]

[rings bell]

[expl*si*n]

What the...?

[DeVil family screams]

Hey! The farm is back.

There is no reality.

And Cruella's place is totalled.

Ah, yes. It just goes to show you.

What goes around comes around.

And reduces everything
you own to rubble.

[Anita]
But I was sure I felt something.

Probably just a truck passing by.

[confused groaning]

-What?
-Huh?

[Malevola] I take back my praise.

Praise? Praise?

You never praise anything I do.

I move a 40-acre farm for you
and that's not good enough.

I don't want to be your heir.

I don't want to be your daughter

and I definitely don't want to be
your next door neighbor!

-[growl]
-You can be fixed.

Listen, young lady.

Oh, to what?

More criticism?
That's all you ever give me.

-Sh.
-I had to take it as a kid

but now that I'm an adult
you're going to take some of mine.

You're a control freak.

You're as cuddly as a gargoyle

and have the fashion sense of a druid.

How do you like that?

At last...

the daughter I've always wanted.

Come to Mama.

You're not mad?

I'm proud.

Proud to have you inherit my fortune.

You showed real DeVil backbone.

Hm. In fact A lot of bones.

You should eat better. [laughs]

Mother?

[Ivy] ♪ La-la-la-la ♪

Oh, goody.
I love happy endings.

Aunt Cruella gets Gammy's money,
and I get Aunty Cruella's.

That means... Mwah.

I get it all!

[evil laugh]

[theme music playing]