02x51 - Dalmatian Vacation pt. 1

[bunniefuu]

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-[barking]

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♪ I'm seeing lots of spots ♪

♪ Plenty of polka dots ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ Can't catch a furry flurry ♪

♪ Running in a blurry hurry ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Canines on the run ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Them doggone dogs are fun ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Without fail
you'll wind up chasing your tail ♪

♪ What's the harm in revelrous adventures
on the funny farm? ♪

-♪ 1-0-1 ♪
-[barks]

-♪ Life's just a bed of roses ♪
-♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Fast friends with cold, wet noses ♪

-♪ 1-0-1 ♪
-♪ Through thick, thin, push and pull ♪

♪ It's 1-0-1 oh wonderful! ♪

♪ Just tons of fun ♪

♪ 101 Dalmatians! ♪

[birds chirping]

Arggh! Where are all those
brilliant ideas I always steal?

Arrgggh!

Oh, that feels better.

Spring already and I still
haven't come up with a new line!

Easter eggs, bunnies,
baseball allergies.

Allergies? That's it!

Hmmm!

Memo to myself:
I'll call it the Pollen Pullover.

Wait, I tried that.

by love-crazed bees.

Oh, it's no use,
I feel empty, dried up.

I've got to get out of these four walls
and get fresh ideas!

Ahem! Here are my sketches, Cruella.

I wanted to drop them off
before leaving town. Bye!

Leaving town?
What are you talking about?

My vacation.

We've known about it for a year.

Vacation? Vacation?

Hmm. Oh, here it is.

Vacation. "Time taken off
from employment for recreation."

Often followed immediately
by termination.

Why didn't you say so, Anita?

We can skip the vacation.

I'll terminate you right now.

But I don't want to lose my job.

I want to spend time with my family,

to recharge my batteries and come back
to work refreshed with new ideas.

New ideas? What a wonderful notion!

Of course you can have
a vacation.

[chuckles]

On one condition.

Thanks, Lucky.

Isn't this great?
Our first vacation.

A chance for adventure
and exciting new places.

I see it as a spiritual pilgrimage,

traveling further on my journey
to a perfect Zen-like state.

-Om!
-Thanks, Cadpig!

Huh?

I don't care what state we're in.

[Roger] Rolly?!

As long as I get to sample
the local food.

Kibble con carne, kibble and grits,

kibble kraut!

Sweet-and-sour kibble!

Come on, guys, let's go get
some of our stuff to take on vacation.

Oh! This trip is gonna be so romantic.

I can't wait to see her face.

Anita hasn't figured out
the surprise, has she?

No, she doesn't even
have a clue!

She still thinks we're going to go see

the Biddleburg Bivalves
in spring training.

Now, don't say anything.

I want to tell her at just the right time.

Aaah! That darn latch! Ugggh!

Anyway, it'll be fun.

Just the two of us traveling
the highways and byways.

Huh?

Roger, about the trip...

Okay, okay, okay. This trip is really
not about the Bivalves.

It's not? But you said
it meant so much to you.

Well, not as much
as our anniversary.

Two weeks from today,
we're going to end our trip

at the church where we were married.

To renew our wedding vows.

Anita Dearly,
will you marry me again?

I will marry you again, Roger Dearly.

We'll drop the top, see the sights,

and stay at honeymoon suites
all across the country.

Come on, let's get started.

What a wonderful way
to celebrate our anniversary.

[dogs yipping]

Sorry, guys, but this trip is just
for the two of us.

Right, Roger, about that...

I know what you're gonna say.

-You do?
-And you're right.

We should take Perdy and Pongo.

They did bring us together
and it's their honeymoon, too.

Actually, I was going to say...

I know, I know...
We'll need more room.

Look, we're taking the big car!

I wondered how we were all
gonna fit in the convertible.

Hey, you guys aren't going.

Come on, guys, out.

Roger, I really have to talk to you.

We need to make room
for someone else.

It would be terrible to
celebrate Pongo and Perdy's marriage

by breaking up their family.

But there's only room for Pongo
and Perdita's pups.

[puppies yipping]

Whoa! Hey!

Actually, Roger, while we're
making room for more...

[dogs whining]

Oh, no, absolutely not!

Well, I guess that's everything.

-Actually...
-Huh?

-What?
-Surprise?

Anita, Rudolph, let's get going.

[All] Huh?

No way!

This is our second honeymoon.

Why does it always
have to be about you?

You've already had one honeymoon.

Anita and I need a working vacation

to find inspiration in the great outdoors
for my new spring line.

And we'll need someone to drive,
so you can come along, too, Rupture.

-Now, Roger.
-Forget it!

Roger, please, I didn't have any choice.
It was this or be fired.

But this is a romantic getaway!

Well, how was I supposed to know?

You told me we were going to see
the Bicuspids.

That's Bivalves!
I was trying to surprise you.

Well, surprise!

[horn honks]

Let's get going!

Arrrggh!

Well, at least you packed light.

I always do.

[whistles]

[truck horn blaring]

[Cruella] I'm only bringing
the west wing.

[honks]

Huh?

Well, Nanny, you might
as well hop on, too.

Oh, no! This second honeymoon
is crowded enough already.

Uh, ta-ta!

Climb in, Spot.
There's room for one more.

Uh, no, thanks.

Chickens have road issues,
like crossing them.

Okay.

Don't forget to write!

[bawk!]

It's going to be so nice
without the pups.

Think of all the poultry fun
we can have together.

Uh, what did you have in mind, mom?

Oh, we'll have a marvelous time!

Sitting on eggs and clucking mindlessly
about sitting on eggs.

And sitting on eggs some more
and sitting on some eggs and clucking...

Aaaah! Wait for me!

Aaaaaaah!

[puppy groans]

[Anita] Uh, Roger,
I think Wizzer needs to...

[Roger] I know, I know!

[Wizzer groans]

[Roger] Wizzer! Again?

[Anita] Uh, Roger.

[Roger] Okay, okay!

[puppy groans]

[Cruella] Not one more stop!
We're on a schedule.

Stop this bus! Somebody get me
a change of shoes!

Yes! Oh, that's it, that's it!

It just cries,
"Pull over, I'm coming through!"

I'll call it "Road Sign Wear,
for women in the fast lane."

I must put this into production
immediately!

[dashboard beeping]

Cruella, not again!

Oh, the copy's too light!

Floor it, Ringworm!

This is a bus, not a business.

Some vacation!

Roger, let's just try
to make the best of it.

At least we're together.

And you'll still get
to see your baseball team.

Yeah, and we'll get to renew
our wedding vows, too.

Oh, Roger, I can hardly wait.

Enough! Anita, time to create!

Rugrat, drive!

Thanks to Cruella,
we're taking the scenic route

of Rolly's big butt.

I'm not fat!

Yeah, we haven't been
off this bus for hours.

[dogs whimpering]

Shh!

Don't mind Cruella. What's our first stop?

First, I thought we'd stop
at Lover's Caverns,

then on to Main Squeeze Falls...

[Cruella] Just a minute, Rollbar.

This is a working vacation,

and your ideas just aren't
working for me.

Here's my itinerary.

Ahem! First, stop at
the birthplace of Dr. Lipo,

the inventor of liposuction,
whom I worship.

Then to the Ultimate Mall of the
Rich and Famous to shop, shop, shop!

Forget it. Look. Cruella,
you may have butted in on our trip,

but this is still a second honeymoon

and we're going to do
the romantic things we want!

Oh, Root Beer, that is so sweet! No!

-Yes!
-No!

-Yes!
-No!

-[Roger] Yes!
-[Cruella] No!

[Cruella] Yes!

[groaning]

[chuckles]

[horn blares]

[sigh]

I'm gettin' nowhere fast.

I'll never catch up with that bus.

Oh, goodie!

-How'd you get out?
-Huh? Yaaah!

[bawk!]

Welcome aboard!
Boy, are you lucky we stopped.

I'll say. I'm in a hurry to get someplace.

-Where is this crate headed?
-To the happy place!

[all] Pluck Pluck Plucky Farms!

Plucky Farms? Where is that?

What exactly do you do at Plucky Farms
to make you so happy?

Who knows? Chickens are so
happy there, they never come back!

That sounds fishy.

No, that's a different truck.

Ah, I got a bad feeling about this.

Are you sure you know
what you're talking about?

We'll know soon enough.
We're almost there.

Aaaaah!

[Lucky sighs]

We haven't gotten to see
anything we wanna see.

Right, Rolly? Rolly?

[dogs yipping]

I think the pups wanna stop.

At a dog food factory?

Over my dead body.

[dogs yipping]

[chuckles]

Close enough.

[truck horn blaring]

[barking]

[Rolly] Golly, it's Klaus von Kibble,

the inventor of the
meat-flavored filler byproduct.

He came to this country in 1872

with nothing but cornmeal
and a dream.

Welcome to the tastiest place
on earth.

Follow me, and I'll show you
how we make it.

During the tour, please,
refrain from marking any territory.

Ohhh!

[guide] As you can see,

we only use the freshest ingredients
in Kanine Krunchies.

Oh, I have a question!

When you made batch
number 4586 last year,

there was a slight hint of curry
in the special pedigree mix.

Were you secretly experimenting
with a new flavor combo?

That wasn't curry,
that was chromium.

One of the workers dropped
their wrist watch in the shredder.

Oh, I wondered why I belched up
that watch face.

I thought it was a prize.

[guide] On our right
is the tasting room.

[sniffing]

[crunching]

What a job!


[Rolly] No, no! Sanctuary!

[Spot] This truck is
a link in the food chain.

And you're the food!

B-but you're saying our whole
belief system is a lie?

Gee, how do I put this? Yes!

I'm telling you, Plucky Farms
isn't a happy place,

it's a slaughterhouse!

I'm sure that's a typo.

Take the "s" off
and it says "laughterhouse."

Sounds happy to me. Doesn't it, guys?

[squawking]

Stop! Don't panic!

Make up your mind!

Don't be happy, don't panic?
Pick a mood!

All we have to do to free ourselves
is stop this truck of terror.

How do we do that?

We disconnect the trailer from the cab.

Uh, any volunteers to
climb under the truck

and disengage the hitch?

Great! Now, that's teamwork.

Aaaaah!

I could have been clucking
mindlessly with mom

right about now, but no!

I'm stuck in here with a bunch
of mindless chickens.

[groaning]

[squawking]

I should have stayed in bed.

[horn blares]

You've done it, Spot! We're going
right past Plucky Farms!

And right into that restaurant!

[chickens scream]

[man] Welcome to Clucky's.

Uh, yeah, one gizzards
in a gravy boat,

a Plucky Plate combo meal,
and a Friar Cluck Club.

That'll be $47.53.

Please pull up to the service desk.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[chickens clucking]

Thanks for your order.

Keep on cluckin'!

[crash!]

[Spot screeching, chickens squawking]

Holy chimichanga!

Move your drumsticks!

[screaming]

How fresh is your chicken?

[chickens squawking]

Aw, jeez, now that's fresh.

[Spot] The Dearlys. They were here.

I wonder why they were here.
Only chicken eaters stop here.

Oh, that is sick!

[spot panting]

[chickens squawking]

[Roger] Next stop, Main Squeeze Falls,
whether you like it or not.

[Cruella] A waterfall?!

I can't stop there without hairspray.

[phone rings]

[Cruella] Jasper, pull up alongside
and pass me the Cruella Sheen.

[truck horn blares]

Aaaah!

Hang out farther!

[horn blares]

Uh, Cruella, the exit is coming up.

[horn blares]

Huh?

Oh, Roger, it's beautiful.

It is, isn't it? Even Cruella can't ruin
a moment like this.

[Cruella snorts]

All this moisture is making my
nasal cavities back up with mucus.

[snort]

There's a turnoff.
Maybe it will take us to the falls.

Maybe it will take us
to an emergency room.

[Jasper] This must be the way.
We'll just follow that water.

Big smiles, everybody.

This is the last shot on the roll.

Hold it, Rhubarb!

This lighting is too good to waste
on someone with no bone structure.

Your last shot should be of me.

I'm taking a picture of my family!

-It's all right, go ahead and sh**t her.
-I'd love to.

I meant with the camera.

Some second honeymoon
this is turning out to be.

[Anita] Now, Roger, remember our vows,
for better or worse.

This is, you know, worse.

Yeah... Vows? The church.

I forgot to call ahead!

I'll take care of that
while you take care of Cruella.

[Horace and Jasper screaming]

Couldn't be.

[camera shutter clicks]

Oh, yeah, got it. Let's go.

That was not my best side.

It's the one I like best:
doesn't have a mouth.

Ugggh!

You're not going to process that!

Those were our vacation pictures!

All right, that is it. I have had it!
Ever since you... No more!

Yaaaaaah!

[woman] Saint Walt's Chapel.

This is Anita Dearly.

My husband and I want to renew
our vows in 10 days.

Say, will Reverend Skankerelli
be available?

Oh, Skankerelli?
He isn't a minister.

He's not? What is he?

Well, a con man mostly.

He passes himself off
as all sorts of people.

A plumber, an orthodontist,
a supermodel.

But he performed our wedding.

He said a bunch of words
and charged a lot of money,

but it wasn't a wedding.

Sorry to tell you this, ma'am,

-but you're not married.
-[gasp]

[phone beeping]

Roger, I have terrible news!

Be, uh... Be right with you, hon.

-[Cruella groans]
-You got three more stamps?

Roger, what are you doing?

I was gonna send her first-class.

So, what's the news?
We're not legally married.

I called the church.
The minister was a fake.

-We're not married?
-[dogs gasp]

Well, don't worry. All it means is,
instead of renewing our vows,

we'll get married for real.

[Cruella] Hmm!

I don't like that look.
What's she up to?

You know, this will be
even more romantic.

How many couples get
to have two weddings?

Hello, is this the Grutely County Clerk?

Yes, one small question:
what would happen

if the deed to the Dearly farm is made out
to Mr. and Mrs. Dearly

when there isn't a Mr. and Mrs. Dearly?

It would be invalid?

Oh, wonderful!
I mean, that's terrible!

There's a grace period?

If they get married within ten days,
the deed is valid?

Oh, that's terrible.
I mean, wonderful.

All I have to do is make sure the Dearlys
don't get to the church on time,

and their farm is as good as mine.

Memo to myself:
Ha ha ha ha ha!

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