02x06 - Lady and the Camp

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music playing]

Let's see. Pair of shorts.

Sandals.

T-shirt.

Excuse me, Dinah, I need that.

Sorry, I can't take you with me.

Dad's said no pets allowed
on camping trips.

I wonder if I'll be warm enough in woods
with just lightweight clothes.

Probably.
It's always nice out this time of year.

Can't wait to camp out under the stars.

I want the weekend to hurry up
and get here so we can go.

Besides, it's always fun to go someplace
out of the ordinary.

[theme music playing]

♪ Hold on to your seat
Let's go for a ride ♪

♪ Now that we're here on the other side ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Every day is something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme and a dance or two ♪

♪ It's a curious place
With a wonderful crew ♪

♪ And you're never quite sure
What they will do ♪

♪ Use your imagination
You'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

[humming]

What are you doing? Opening a flower shop?

If you must know, Cat,
I'm giving these to the Queen.

Don't you know what day it is?

Is it "give a cat a bowl of cream" day?

No. It's Boss' Day.

The day all employees
do nice things to their bosses.

So I bought these for the Queen.

Such pretty flowers
must have cost a pretty penny.

Well, actually...

the beauty of these flowers
is that they hardly cost a thing.

Oh, pick them out of the Queen's garden,
did you?

No, I bought them
from the Hatter and the Hare.

Where they got them, I don't know,
but they certainly are lovely.

I don't know.

Sometimes, [sniffing]
you get what you pay for.

Well. Of course I got what I paid for.
[chuckles]

After all, I didn't pay for flowers
and get radishes.

Oh! Oh!

A bug. Go away, bug.

Shoo! Be gone. Go away.

Well, would you look at that?

Look at what? Oh!

Hello, Your Majesty. Happy Boss' Day.

Oh, Rabbit, are these flowers
really all for me?

You shouldn't have.

Wait, what am I saying?
Of course you should have.

Oh.

Oh, dear, there's a bug in that flower.

Oh, don't worry, Your Majesty, I'm sure
one little bug won't harm a thing.

There's another one. Oh, and another.
And another.

[insects buzzing]

And another one.
Rabbit, these flowers are--

Oh, I assure you, I didn't know
that my Boss' Day blossoms were bugged.

Well, they are, and now my palace is too.
I'm getting out here. Oh!

[both shouting]

Oh, my God!

This is an outrage.

I did not pay for flowers
infested with bugs.

Don't worry, as a first time customer,
you can have the bugs at no extra charge.

Mr. Hatter, where did you get the flowers?

Alice, the Wonderland flower shop
was having a sale.

The price was so low.

Rabbit came,
looking for a bargain bouquet.

-Since we're good friends...
-We let him have it at our low price.

Slight profit to cover
shipping and handling. Shh.

What I want to know

is how are you going to get
the bugs out of my palace?

Ask them to leave.

No!

Okay, tell you what.

We'll debug the palace

but if the infestation is as bad
as you say, it make takes several hours.

[both] Several hours?

But it's already late in the day.
Where am I supposed to sleep tonight?

I have an idea.

Last year when my parents painted my room,
I camped out in the backyard.

Alice, Alice, Alice.

The Queen does not camp out.

She sleeps on a feather bed
with lots of blankets and soft pillows

-and a cute little teddy bear she's had--
-Rabbit!

But camping out is fun.

You can sleep under the stars
and listen to the crickets singing.

[upbeat music playing]

♪ Polliwogs and bullfrogs
And little bugs that glow ♪

♪ Sitting on logs, cooking hot dogs
Making toasted marshmallows ♪

♪ There's really nothing like
The great outdoors ♪

♪ From the top of the highest mountain
To the ocean shore ♪

♪ Whether you're roughing it in the forest
Or in your own backyard ♪

♪ Roughing it may sound rough
But it's not that hard ♪

♪ We'll be getting back to nature
Where the air is fresh and clean ♪

♪ Climbing rocks and hills and trees
Or swimming in a stream ♪

♪ There's really nothing like
The great outdoors ♪

♪ From the top of the highest mountain
To the ocean shore ♪

♪ Whether you roughing it in the forest
Or in your own backyard ♪

♪ Roughing it may sound rough
But it's not that hard ♪

Roughing it sounds nice.

But isn't it a little rough?

It's not the same as sleeping indoors
but that's the fun of it.

Hmm.

Well, if it's just for one night.

Why not.

I've always enjoyed listening
to the crickets sing.

Me too. I've got all their albums.

And I've got lots of camping equipment
you can borrow.

Then it's all settled.

Let's go find a good camp site.

You borrow the camping gear.

Then you two get busy. I don't care
if you have to work all night.

But I want my palace debugged by morning.

Oh!

It's okay, there's no need to thank us.

Thank you? Why would I do that?

Because if we haven't sold you
those buggy flowers,

you wouldn't get to go camping.

-[strums ukulele]
-[both scatting]

Okay, you got your camping tent.

With instructions.

You got your camping sleeping bag.

With instructions.

You got your camping tuba
for playing camp songs.

No instructions.

Oh! And of course, you'll need that.

[shouts]

That? What do I need that for?

Boy, I can tell you haven't spent
much time in the woods.

It's a camping dummy.

For listening to the Queen's
campfire stories.

Now you're all prepared
to be a happy camper.

We better get to the palace
and start debugging.

[both] Have fun.

[grunting]

I think I'm fine.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Queen
was overreacting to these bugs.

What's the big deal
about a few tiny insects?

You know the Queen,
she's sees a couple of itty-bitty bugs

and she immediately thinks the place
is swarming with them.

-The place is swarming with them!
-It's Bugs-arama.

Bug Fest.

Bugs ahoy!

[both] Abandon palace!

Boy, the Queen should have warned us
that it was this bad.

This bug business
is bigger than the both of us.

What do we do?

-I say we talk to the Caterpillar.
-Why?

We need to solve a big bug problem.
Who better to help us than a big bug?

[insects buzzing]

Ah.

Smell that fresh air.

Alice is right, there's nothing like
spending time in the great outdoors.

[slurping]

Rabbit?

-More tea, please.
-Oh!

Would you like another
little cherry in that?

Or perhaps an umbrella?

Leave out the umbrella.
After all, we are roughing it.

Ah, yes-siree.

I could get used
to exploring the wilderness.

[rock music playing]

♪ I should get away
From it all for a while ♪

♪ Go back to nature
Return with a smile ♪

♪ I want to be in the great outdoors ♪

♪ I love a campfire
And cooking up s'mores ♪

♪ Taking a break with nature
Is such a delight ♪

♪You know that clean air
Makes you feel just right ♪

♪ Feel no distress under the moonlight ♪

♪ I'll be the queen of the wilderness
Tonight ♪

♪ Hearing nothing but the breeze
In the trees ♪

♪ Time to sniff a flower
If I please ♪

♪ Let my worries slip away ♪

♪ I think I'll take a break
And play all day ♪

♪ Taking a break with nature
Is such a delight ♪

♪ You know that clean air
Makes you feel just right ♪

♪ Feel no distress under the moonlight ♪

♪ I'll be the queen of the wilderness
Tonight ♪

♪ The queen of the wilderness tonight ♪

And the best is yet to come.

After Alice gets here
with the rest of the marshmallows,

we'll roast them around the campfire,
then fall asleep in our tent

while the wind whispers in the trees.

-Your Majesty?
-Yes, Rabbit?

About the tent,
I think we have a little problem.

Oh.

[gasps] Little problem is right.

What kind of tent is that?

Look likes a dog house.

Off-hand I'd say it was a "pup tent."

Oh, who cares, Rabbit.
The weather is nice.

-We'll just sleep under the stars.
-Oh, well, yes, I guess we could do that.

I know I'd feel safer in a tent
than out in the open.

Safer? What's there to be afraid of?

Well, Your Majesty,
think about the word wilderness.

The first four letters are W. I. L. D.

Wild. As in wild animals.

Like the March Hare?

No. I mean, like-- Well, bears.

-Bears?
-Not just bears.

Wobears.

What are wobears?

Oh, you don't want to know.

Well, I'm not gonna let a bunch of wobears

ruined my happy trip.
Uh, you'll stand guard.

Me? Stand guard for wobear?

Oh, my. Your Majesty, I have to be
right here to wait on you hand and foot.

-I mean, take care of your every need.
-Oh. Oh, right.

Then you go find the Tweedles.

They can be the wobear wookouts.
I mean, lookouts.

Oh, excellent suggestion, Your Majesty.

So you sold the Rabbit some buggy flowers.

-So what?
-Don't you see?

The Queen has a big problem.

That her palace is infested with bugs.

She's ordered us to get rid of them.

Immediately.

Why does everything have to be done
immediately with the Queen?

She needs to hear this story.

Mm.

"Once upon a time, there was
a very calm little girl named Patience.

Next door to Patience...

lived a little boy named Antsy.

Antsy was not calm.

Patience was willing to wait for things.

Antsy was not willing to wait.

One day, Patience planted some petunias.

Antsy decided he, too,
would plant some flowers.

But Antsy was just too anxious
to see his flowers.

He couldn't wait for them to grow.

Patience was, of course, patient.

And soon, she had
a bunch of beautiful blooms.

And Poor Antsy had a big muddy hole.

Antsy was crabby
that he didn't have any flowers.

At first, he was jealous of Patience.

-Here, Antsy.
-But Patience was patient with him.

In spite of their differences,
they remained friends.

And Antsy learned
that when growing flowers,

patience is best."

You're right.
The Queen does need to hear that story.

Yeah.

She's not patient enough to listen
to a whole story about patience.

Yup, so we better get back
to the palace and start debugging.

Before she gets impatient with us.

I don't really see what's wrong
with having a few bugs around the house.

Hmm.

[humming]

More dumplings anyone?

Ew. Is that what these are? I thought
maybe rocks had fallen into the stew.

No, the rocks were in the salad.

If we do see any wobears,

all we have to do
is let them eat our food.

-They'll never bother us after that.
-Well, I am sorry.

It's not easy cooking over a camp fire,
you know.

That's okay, Mr. Rabbit.

-We still have the marshmallows I brought.
-That's right.

I've been looking forward
to roasting marshmallows all evening.

Now, where did I put them?
Oh. Oh, here they are.

[shouts] They're full of ants.

-Don't give them to me.
-I don't want them.

Let's put them in the trash.

I leave my palace to get away from bugs

and end up with more bugs.

How did the ants get in
to the marshmallows?

-The bag wasn't open, was it?
-I may have opened it a little.

Well, I had to eat something.

Oh, let's just go to bed.

Maybe sleeping under the stars
will be more fun.

It's a good idea. It's late.

Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee,
you stand watch for wobears.

You got it. We'll keep on the lookout.

And don't worry, if we see any wobears,

we'll warn you by banging
those dumplings together.

[pop music playing]

♪ If you're out in the woods tonight
Be grateful you're not alone ♪

♪ If you're all night in the woods tonight
You might wish you were at home ♪

♪ But have no fear
'Cause Tweedles are here ♪

♪ You're safe from harm
We'll sound the alarm ♪

♪ No need for fright
If a wobear's in sight ♪

♪ We'll get you from bed
Don't worry your head ♪

♪ We know about how the woods at night
Seems to crawl with a life unknown ♪

♪ We've seen that out
In the woods at night ♪

♪ There are creatures
That creep and roam ♪

♪ But have no fear
'Cause Tweedles are here ♪

♪ You're safe from harm
We'll sound the alarm ♪

♪ No need for fright
If a wobear's in sight ♪

♪ 'Cause we'll keep you ahead
So just climb into bed ♪

♪ And have no fear
'Cause Tweedles are here ♪

[both] Ah.

Good grief, Rabbit.

Good sleep to you too, Your Majesty.

Rabbit, get up at once.

[speaking indistinctly]

Rabbit,
you're supposed to be standing guard.

But, Your Majesty.

-I thought that was the Tweedles' job.
-It is.

I want you to stay awake
to make sure they stay awake.

Oh.

Yes, Your Majesty.

-Ow!
-What's wrong, Your Majesty?

Ow. Who put this pinecone in my bed?

This is the woods, Your Majesty.

They're are lots of pinecones
all over the place.

Well, that's no excuse.

If I get any sleep in this wilderness,
it will be a miracle.

-[owl hooting]
-What was that? Was that a wobear?

No, Rabbit, it was just...

-[owl hooting]
-There it was again. Don't let it get me.

What? What? What?

-What's wrong?
-It was just an owl.

That's right. It's nothing to worry about.
Owls always fly at night.

Oh. An owl.

Yes, of course, an owl. I knew that.

If you hear it again, tell it to be quiet.

Between hooting owls and yelling rabbits,
I'm never going to get any sleep.

Ow!

Quiet, everyone!

-Listen. Don't be so jumpy.
-I can't help it, I'm a rabbit.

Well, try to relax.
There's nothing to be afraid of.

[growling noise]

Did you hear that? Something growled.

What kind of animal
makes a sound like that?

[growling noise]

[both] Wobear!

-What?
-Wobear!

-Wobear!
-Where? Where? Where?

-Are you sure? Did you see it?
-We heard it growl, right over there.

[growling noise]

Wait a minute. That was no wobear.

The growling was my stomach.

Oh, this is hopeless.
I'm never going to get any sleep.

This camping trip is a total disaster.

Now, Your Majesty. It's not that bad.

After all, at least it hasn't rained.

[thunder crashing]

[rooster crowing]

That was the worst night of my life.

Nothing like picking pine needles
out of your cocoa

to make you feel close to nature.

I've been camping before
and really enjoyed it.

I wonder what went wrong this time.

It would've been more fun
if we'd been prepared for the rain.

And the ants. And the owls.

And the uncomfortable sleeping bags.

And the noisy rabbits.

If you ask me...

there's nothing great
about the great outdoors.

I'm going back to my palace
and have a nice bubble bath.

Rabbit, you and the Tweedles

take this camping stuff
back to the Hatter's.

Come along, Alice.

Oh!

Well, shall we start packing?

The sooner we leave,
the sooner we can get home.

No kidding.
I bet no one's hungrier than me.

Except maybe these mosquitoes.

Alice, queens just aren't
cut out for camping.

We're just too used to the soft life
to enjoy roughing it.

Well, it was only for one night.

At least you can sleep
in your own bed tonight.

[Alice gasps]

"Do not enter"? What's going on?

Ah, Your Majesty, good morning.

I told you to get rid of the bugs.
Why can't I get into my palace?

Actually, Your Majesty, about that,
we have good news.

-Yeah.
-And we have bad news.

♪ Well, I got to tell you true, Queen ♪

♪ There might be a slight delay ♪

♪ What my partner, Hare, just meant ♪

♪ Your Majesty
Is exactly what you heard him say ♪

♪ Now, you shouldn't angry ♪

♪ No, we don't want to see you mad ♪

♪ 'Cause we've got good news to tell you ♪

♪ But we've also got some bad ♪

♪ Don't you think life's
More interesting ♪

♪ With more than one kind of news ♪

♪ True, my friend, at times
You sing rag time ♪

♪ At others you sing the blues ♪

♪ Now, you shouldn't get angry ♪

♪ No, we don't want to see you mad ♪

♪ 'Cause we've got good news to tell you ♪

♪ But we've also got some bad ♪

♪ Yeah, we've got good news
To tell you ♪

♪ But we've also got some ♪

♪ Bad ♪

[laughing]

Now, the good news is

your palace is no longer infested
with bugs.

Every last insect is gone.

That's great, you don't have bugs anymore.

-Really? They're all gone?
-Yes.

But the bad news is

-now you've got skunks.
-Skunks?

See? We brought in a skunk.

Figuring that the smell would drive
the bugs out of the palace.

-They work like a charm.
-How true that is.

Unfortunately, the skunk
liked your palace so much

he decided to stay
and invited his entire family.

A family of skunks?
How am I supposed to get rid of skunks?

Very carefully?

To be honest,
they'll probably just hang out,

watch movies on your VCR, then leave

once all the food is gone,
say in about a week.

This is ridiculous. I want my palace
de-skunked at once.

Well, Your Majesty. You could camp out
for a couple more days.

And I supposed we could bring in a wobear.

Listen, I've got good news and I've got--

Let me guess. Bad news.

No. More good news.

The first good news is

I'm not angry about the skunks.

I am simply going to wait
until they leave.

That's great.
See? I knew you'd understand.

Not so fast.
We haven't heard the other good news.

The other good news is...

until the skunks leave my palace,

I'm staying at your house.

Come along, Alice.

I think I would have preferred bad news.

Dinah, I've been thinking about
this camping trip Dad's taking me on.

I've better pack more than just T-shirts
and shorts.

With your nice thick fur,
you're always ready for bad weather.

But unless I want roughing it
to be really rough,

I'd better pack a raincoat and a sweater.

[theme music playing]

♪ That's all for now
But we'll see you again ♪

♪ Come back real soon
Now that we're all friends ♪

♪ Where every day is something new ♪

♪ With music, rhyme and a dance or two ♪

♪ Use your imagination
And you'll understand ♪

♪ It's an adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventure in Wonderland ♪

♪ Adventures in Wonderland ♪