03x19 - Kirby's Derby/Ticklish Truck

[bunniefuu]

♪ The doc is in,
and she'll fix you up ♪

♪ If you're a toy,
then you're in luck ♪

♪ It's okay,
don't be afraid ♪

♪ The doc really
knows her stuff ♪

♪ Doo-doo-doo,
you know it's good for you ♪

♪ The doc is gonna
help you feel better ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh,
it's the place to go ♪

♪ If you feel a little
under the weather ♪

♪ Let Doc McStuffins
do her thing ♪

♪ To get you right back
in the swing ♪

♪ Doc McStuffins,
Doc McStuffins ♪

♪ Come let
the visit begin ♪

♪ The doc is in ♪

♪ Doc McStuffins,
Doc McStuffins ♪

♪ Come let
the visit begin ♪

The doc is in.

[ giggles ]

I, brave knight
Sir Kirby,

shall win this race.

Not if I win
it first.
Zing zing!

What are you
guys doing?

Oh, nothing much.

Just about to win
the biggest horse race
of the century.

Check it out.

We put fences and stuff
for the horses to jump over

all around
the backyard.

Wow. I can't believe you made
a whole obstacle course.

Pretty cool.

And I made these
for the winner.

That's
the McStuffins Cup,
and a rose crown.

The wicked king's
gonna win.

I don't think so.

Marcus, Donny,
time for soccer.

- Aw, man.
- Really?

Sorry, kiddo.
I guess we kinda
lost track of time

making the racetrack.

That's okay, Dad.

It was really fun
building it with you.

Yeah. Hey, Doc,
you should use
the racetrack.

Donny and I
can race later.

My toys would love...
I mean,

I would love that.

- Well, have fun, kiddo.
- Bye, Doc.

Bye.

- I'll be in
my office, hon.
- Okay, Mom.

- [ toys saying hello ]
- Whoa!

You wicked,
wicked horse.

You are perfect
for me.

I'm on my steed,
and there's a crown of roses.

Are we having...

Oh, dare I say it?
A derby?

If by derby you mean
epic toy horse race

with an all-backyard
obstacle course

then yes.

Lady McStuffins, that is
exactly what I mean.

Oh, dream come true.

I might be
excited as well,

but before I decide,
what do I get when I win?
Zing zing.

The McStuffins Cup.

Ooh, shiny.
King likey. Excited!

Oh, Wicked King,
winning is its own reward.

Trophies and trinkets
are for common toys.

And this rose crown.

[ gasps ] I want it,
I want it, I want it! Please.

A rose crown on me?

Fabulous!

Hey, Rodney,
racing partners?

Oh, yes, yes!

I too shall race
for honor and glory,

and hopefully,
the crown.

You may be aware,
my father and sister

have both won
derby crowns.

Yes, yes, happy,
happy, proud, proud.

But have you won
a derby, knight?

Alas, I have not.

'Tis my greatest regret.

It makes me
terribly sad.

♪ Can't go another day ♪

♪ And see my face ♪

♪ Reflected back
in this sad empty case ♪

♪ The trophy of dreams ♪

♪ And as elusive
as it seems ♪

♪ I will not rest
till it belongs to me ♪

♪ The trophy of dreams ♪

♪ Believing it is
my destiny ♪

♪ Joining my family ♪

♪ Who've won before me
so honorably ♪

♪ But alas, it may never
come to pass ♪

♪ My trophy of dreams ♪

[ crying ]

Don't cry for me,
Queen Amina.

Wasn't going to.

Do not go easy on me,
Wicked King.

Wouldn't think of it.

Father and Sissy
won honorably.

They rode by the rules

and treated their horses
with care.

And I, too, shall win
honorably.

Yes, yes, you will race
with honor and do-goodery.

And I shall win.
Game on!

Ladies and gentle toys,
it's time for

the parade of horses!

[ cheering ]

Riding his rolling
steed Bonnie Blue is...

- Sir Kirby!
- [ toys cheering ]

Wicked King is on
Fiddlekicks.

And riding the bubbly blue
dino, Bronty Boo,

it's Daisy!

Oh!
[ blows kisses ]

And last,
and sparkliest,

riding Sparkler Posy
is Queen Amina!

Ride to win,
but ride safe.

If anything happens
to you or your horses,

see the Doc.
That's me.

Okay, riders up.

- [ rings bell ]
- CHILLY: And they're off.

Daisy and Bronty Boo
take the early lead.

Queen Amina
and Sparkler Posy

are close behind.

Sir Kirby
and Bonnie Blue

are hot on their tails.

And Wicked King
and Fiddlekicks are last.

Great jump, Bronty.

Thanks. I love jumping.

- See?
- [ laughing ]

Oh, wait,
we're in a race here.

Oh, sorry.
Racing away.

Go, go, go!

You are doing magnificently,
Sparkler Posy.

That's it.
Stay the course, old girl.

Aren't noble knights
supposed to ride

behind their kings?

Not wicked kings. No.

[ whistles ]
Let's go.

This race is
neck and neck, folks.

It's Sir Kirby.
No, it's Queen Amina.

No, Sir Kirby.

No, Queen Amina.
[ excited exclaiming ]

And Sir Kirby
takes the lead!

Bonnie, we are going
to win the McStuffins Cup
at last.

My father's plastic heart
would be so proud.

We're going to do it.

We are going to win!

Oh, dear, we can't
slow down now, Bonnie.

We'll lose, and I really,
really, really want to win.

Whoa. We'll win as soon as
you stop wobbly wobbling.

No. No!

- [ whinnying ]
- Oh, dear.

Oh, to stop or not to stop.

That is the question.

For if I stop,
we lose.

If I jam your wheel
back on, we win.

But will we win
with honor?

I'm really between
a rocking horse

- and a hard place.
- [ Queen Amina laughing ]

Sorry, girl. That should
just get us through,

and then, we'll get
that wheel looked at.

All right?
[ whistles ] Ha!

Yes, I did it!

I've won the derby.
[ laughs ]

Whoa!

Sir Kirby,
are you okay?

Yes, I'm okay,
I'm okay,

but look at that.

Bonnie seems to have, and boy,
is this a surprise to me,

lost a wheel.

I'll get it.

Oh, I lost it.

Ahem, it's on
your back.

Oh. Ha ha!
Didn't lose it.

Lady McStuffins, can I get
an appointment

for my steed
at the vet clinic?

I had no idea.

But Bonnie just broke,
like, you know, just now.

Of course. I like your style
as a pet owner.

- Right on top of it.
- [ nervous chuckle ]

♪ Get your pet to the vet ♪

♪ You'll both feel good
to go get 'em checked ♪

♪ Get your pet
to the vet ♪

♪ For the happy, healthy
pet you expect ♪

♪ A vet can help
your animal feel better ♪

♪ Get your pet
to the vet ♪

♪ Better get your pet
to the vet ♪

The doc is in.

Bonnie's heart's beating
pretty fast.

But she just ran a race,
so that's normal.

Lady McStuffins, please tell me
she's going to be okay.

Well, you brought her in
right away,

so I'm sure
she'll be fine.

Um, tell me, does
the "right away" part

really make a difference?

Yep. It's really important.

Hm. This is
a pretty big crack.

I have a diagnosis.

Bonnie Blue has the cracky,
wobbly, wheelie woops.

Let me race to
the vet's pet book.

She's going to be okay.

Her wheel's cracked,
but I think I have a spare.

Here ya go, Doc.

Thanks, Hallie.

I'll pop it on. There.

All better.

[ whinnying ]

Thank you,
Lady McStuffins.

You are noble and good.

Aw. You're... welcome?

But it's strange that
Bonnie's wheel

got such a big crack
right at the end of the race.

But at least
she's all better now.

And we have a winner's
ceremony.

Let's go!

This victory
is bittersweet.

I won, but
you got hurt,

and it is
all my fault.

I feel terrible.

And the winner of
the McStuffins Derby is...

Sir Kirby!

[ toys cheering ]

Thank you.

Uh... this is indeed
a very, um...

This is a very proud...

Oh, wait. Stop.
It isn't proud at all.

Queen Amina, you are
the rightful winner,

for I do not
deserve it.

Sir Kirby,
what's wrong, sugar?

- You can tell us anything.
- We're your friends.

Well...

Bonnie's wheel fell off
during the race,

but I really wanted
to win,

so I jammed it on,
and made her finish.

So I did not
treat me steed with care

and win the derby as a knight
should... honorably.

Sir Kirby, when something
isn't right with your pet,

you have to see the vet
right away.

That is why I renounce
the McStuffins Cup

and [ sighs ]
my knighthood.

I do not deserve
the title.

You made a mistake,
but you're a good knight,

and friend, and you love
Bonnie Blue.

Indeed I do.

You just let winning
get the best of you.

Thank you.

But I still cannot accept
the prize.

Well, I cannot
accept it.

I did not cross
the finish line first.

How do the riders feel
about a do-over?

- Fabulous!
- Why not?

What is it?
Is it your wheel?

- [ whinnies ]
- Because if it is,

we must see the vet
straight away, win or lose.

Let's have a look.

Oh, your wheel is fine.

I'm just a bit
protective.

You're a healthy horse.
Let's go, girl!

And the winner is,

Sir Kirby
and Bonnie Blue.

[ all cheering ]

A splendid race,
Bonnie, old girl.

Congratulations,
Sir Kirby.

Thank you.

Congratulations...

derby winner.

Thank you, everyone.

It means so very much
that you're all here

to share my first
derby win with me.

Now, if you'll
excuse me.

Father,
and my dear sister,

this is the proudest moment
of my life.

For I won the derby crown!

I did you proud!

[ gleeful laughter ]

Ahem.

Honorably. Just like
you taught me.

Huzzah!

[ all cheering ]

Now then, I hereby declare

Pillow Fort McStuffins
to be safe from any dragon...

[ roaring
and giggling ]

[ roaring ]

[ roaring
and chuckling ]

What about
three dragons?

Stuffy the Mighty,

Dragon Bot
the Roboty,

and Bronty
the Brave.

Cousin Stuffy put
cardboard wings

and pointy things on me,
so I can be an honorary dragon.

Oh, how do I look?
Do I look good?

You look great, Bronty.

Just like a real dragon.

Oh, you hear that?
I look like a real dragon.

Just like a real dragon!

Then why don't you give
a mighty roar

to lead our dragon attack?

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[ inhales deeply ]

[ weak roar ]

I'll take it.
Dragon attack!

[ roaring ]

Deploy the roly-poly
pillow.

The pillow!
Run away, run away!

Ha ha ha!

One roly-poly pillow
can't stop us.

ALL: Charge!

Release the fluffy blankie!

Their fort is
too well-defended.

We're dragons.
We can't give up.

Aha!

Hey, Len-ster.

You wanna be
on the dragon team?

Who, me? I'd love to play.

I just... I didn't know
if I'd be good at

playing pillow fort.

Oh, please play
with us, Lenny.

Oh, please,
oh, please.

Well, sure.
What do I do?

The only thing
you have to do

is... charge!

Dragon attack!
Release the...
[ burbling ]

Release the...
[ burbling ]

Whatever does that mean?

[ Doc giggles ]

CHILLY: Oh, it's
pretty dark in here, guys.

It seems
Pillow Fort McStuffins

was not safe from
fire truck attack.

Never fear, Sir Kirby.

We can rebuild it.

We have the technology.

Better than before.

Building the fort
is half the fun.

That was so great.

We did it.
We knocked down the fort.

You were awesome,
Len-ster.

High hose.

I always wanted to see
what it felt like

- to be a dragon.
- Yeah, I know.

Being a dragon's
pretty awesome.

Here's another pillow.

[ screams ]
A dragon!

It's a dragon attack!

Ripped pillow. Yeah!

Feathers.
So many feathers.

Everywhere feathers.

I think they are
baa-eautiful.

[ all exclaiming ]

That was fun.

But we better sweep up
the feathers

so Mom can put 'em
back in the pillow
and sew it up.

Come on, toys,
let's rustle up them feathers

like a c*ck cowboy.

This pile of feathers
is heavy,

for a pile of feathers.

[ siren wailing ]

[ yelling ]

That is one freaky
feather pile.

[ Stuffy laughs ]
Lenny.

You scared me.

I mean, you woulda,
if I wasn't so brave.

Sorry. I don't know why
my sirens and lights

just went off there.

- I just...
- [ siren wailing ]

Um, still not scared.

- [ giggling ]
- Why are you laughing?

I don't know.

My lights and sirens
keep going off, and I...

Oh, no,
my dragon wings.

Oh, they make me look
like a real dragon.

- Are they okay?
- Soggy.

Now I won't look
like a real dragon.

I'm so sorry, Bronty.

I didn't mean
to spray you...

- [ giggles ]
- It's not funny.

[ giggles ]
I know.

But I can't stop giggling.

Lenny, when you can't
control yourself,

it might be a sign that
you're hurt or sick.

We better get you
to the clinic for a check-up.

[ giggling ]
Can you help me, Doc?

I'm so sorry I ruined
Bronty's dragon wings.

If you don't fix me,
the other toys

will never wanna play
pillow fort...

[ giggling ]
ever again.

Don't worry, Lenny.
I promise.

You'll play
pillow fort again.

Okay, Lenny, you
remember when you had
a check-up before, right?

[ giggling ]
I sure do, Doc.

I remember there's
nothing to be afraid of.

That's right, so the first
thing I'm gonna do

is check your heartbeat.
- [ giggling ]

I'm gonna need you
to try not to giggle

so I can listen, okay?

I'll try my hardest...
[ giggling ], Doc.

Sorry, Doc.

The harder I try,
the more I giggle.

[ giggling ]

♪ I got this tickle
in my tummy ♪

♪ I wanna laugh
but it's not funny ♪

♪ I'm kinda feeling
out of control ♪

♪ I got a rumble
in my engine ♪

♪ Try to hold it back
but then ♪

♪ The water bursts
and the sirens go ♪

♪ I love laughing ♪

♪ But too much
of a good thing ♪

♪ Doesn't really
feel good at all ♪

♪ I can't stop the giggles
even a little ♪

♪ It's really
driving me nuts ♪

♪ I keep on tryin'
to stop lights and sirens ♪

♪ Come on!
Enough is enough! ♪

♪ I gotta pull it together
for sure ♪

♪ And get back
to the pillow fort ♪

♪ But I got the giggles ♪

♪ I don't want the giggles ♪

♪ It really bugs me a lot ♪

♪ That I can't stop ♪

[ giggling ]
I know I said

check-ups aren't scary,

but I'm starting
to feel scared.

I don't know why
I can't stop gi-gi-giggling.

I don't know
what's wrong with me.

That makes me scared.

It can be scary when we don't
know what's wrong with us.

But you gotta remember,

your doctor's gonna do
everything she knows how

to make you
feel better.

I know.
[ giggles ]

But it's still scary.

Aw, you need
a cuddle.

Thanks. I needed...
[ giggling ]

[ screaming ]

I'm so sorry, Lambie.

Doc, you gotta fix me.

First I soggied up
Bronty's dragon wings,

then I ruined
a Lambie cuddle.

You said something inside you
is making you wanna giggle.

Can you tell me
more about that?

Is it something that hurts?

No. It mostly
feels weird.

Like a tickle inside.

Thanks, Lenny.
Telling me how you feel

gives me information
I need to figure out
what's wrong with you.

Is the tickle coming
from here?

No.
[ giggling ]

How about from
your tires?

No.

How about here?

[ laughing loudly ]
Yeah, that's it.

In there.

I'm going to need to remove
your side panel

to look inside.
Is that okay, Lenny?

Sure, Doc.

If that's what it takes
to help me stop giggling.

Now let's see if we can
figure out

what's causing
your giggles.

[ giggling ]

Hm. Lenny, there's a feather
stuck inside you.

Probably from
the ripped pillow.

That must be
what got you
all giggly.

I have a diagnosis.

I better zip on over
with the Big Book of Boo-boos.

You have a case of the feathery
tickly ha-ha h*-h*'s.

Can you get it out, Doc?
Please?

I'm going to try.

- I need my...
- Tweezers.

You're the best, Hallie.

I know it won't
be easy, Lenny,

but I need you
to hold still.

I'll try, Doc.

[ giggling ]
I'll really, really try.

Oh, no!

[ giggling ]
That really tickles.

I'm getting wetter than
a water slide wing nut.

Sorry.

[ giggling ]
I can't help it.

I can't quite
reach the feather.

Oh! [ giggles ]

If you can't get it out,

I won't stop giggling
or spraying water.

You guys will never let me
play with you again.

I want Lenny
to play with us.

[ all agreeing ]

There's gotta be a way.

Oh. Sorry, Squeakers.

[ squeaking ]

Wait.
I've got an idea.

Squeakers, I need
your help.

[ water running ]

Drink this, please.

I'm gonna try to use water
to wash the feather out

from inside Lenny.

Okay, let's give this
a try.

Oh, that's chilly.

Hang on. I thought
I was Chilly.

There's that rascally
feather.

How you feel
now, Len-ster?

Hey, my sirens aren't
going off,

and my lights
aren't flashing.

You're not spraying
water.

And I'm not giggling.

Oh, boy, oh, wow.

- Thanks, Doc.
- You're welcome.

I was scared there
for a little while.

But now I feel...

♪ I feel better ♪

♪ So much better ♪

♪ Thank you, Doc, for taking
all the ouchies away ♪

♪ Didn't feel so good ♪

♪ Till you fixed me like
I knew that you would ♪

♪ And I feel better ♪

♪ So much better now ♪

[ laughs, sirens wail ]

ALL: Oh, no!

Lenny's giggles are back.

No, they're not.

I'm not giggling
because of a tickle inside.

I'm giggling
'cause I'm happy.

Oh, that's good.

Looks like you're ready
to get back to

another game of
pillow fort!

Oh, you still want me
to play?

Of course.

You're a great toy.

Aw, thank you, guys.

Can we get back to playing
pillow fort now?

Can we, can we?

ALL: Please?!

Sure we can.

I declare new
Pillow Fort McStuffins

to be safe from
any dragon.

[ roaring ]

But can you take on
four dragons?

Four dragons?
I only see three.

Nope, there's four.

Stuffy the Mighty,

Dragon Bot the Roboty,

Bronty the Brave...

And Lenny, the Featherless
Fire-Breathing Fire Truck!

Does this mean
what I think it means?

Lenny, you are
an honorary dragon.

[ all cheering ]

Thanks, you guys.

So what do you say, Lenny?

Why don't you give
a mighty roar

to lead
the dragon attack?

Can I?
Can I really?

- Like a dragon?
- You bet, Len-ster.

[ ferocious roar ]

ALL: Dragon attack!