05x07 - A Grim Day/Pandora's Lunch Box

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Billy, it's time to clean up
your clay.

We're off to visit your grandma
for the day.

Yay!

♪ Over the river
and through the 'hood

To grandmothers house
we go-ah ♪

And I suppose I'll have to
go along on this little visit,

As well.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

We can't have you scaring the
heck out of grammy.

That's true.

Besides, I'll be visiting her
soon enough.

Ha ha ha!

I guess it's off to mandy's
then.

Bye, grim!

♪ Over the river
and through the woods

To... ♪
Where are we going again?

What do you want, bonehead?

Little micheangelio had to
go off to his grandma's, so I

Guess you've got custody for
the day.

No can do, slim.

Huh?

This is the one day a year
that's all about mandy.

But I thought every day was
all about mandy.

True, but this is the one
day of the year that I pamper

Myself... Manicure, pedicure,
facial, massage, the works.

Ok. I sit on the couch, stuff
myself with cheesy foam, and

Watch demolition derby.

The point is, I need a break.

Don't tell me that after all
this time you can't use a break

From bill and... Me?

A day of me own to do what I
want to do.

Oh, what should I do?

Hmm.

Can you believe she said
that?

No kidding.

Yeah. I'm just kidding.

[Pbbt]

[Roaring]

[Screaming]
now what?

Maybe I'll just go see if
mandy's ready for some company,

Or maybe I'll join billy at his
grammy's.

Oh, what am I talking about?

I don't need those two little
sacks of burden to keep me

Occupied.

I'll scare up me own fun!

[Whistling]

All right, troops.

You are not just lawn gnomes.

You are the elite.

I have trained you to watch
over this lawn, to defend it

With your lives if need be!

Hey, skarr.

Aah!
Heh heh!

The grim reaper.

What, uh... What can I do you for?

Oh, I was just passing by
when I noticed you playing with

Your garden dolls.

Dolls?

What dolls?

I don't see any dolls.

These dolls.

Gnomes.

These gnome figurines are very
important... Very important

Accents to my luxurious garden.

I see.

Well, I was hoping to play some
mini-golf, but it's no fun by

Meself.

Say, maybe you'd like to come.

Or maybe not.

Oh, you'll love it!

You see, I use me scythe
instead of a putter, and me

Scythe is full of ultimate
power, so when I tee off with

Me scythe, all sorts of crazy
stuff happens.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
scythe.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
scythe.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, scythe.

Blah, blah, blah.

Ultimate power.

No.

I couldn't.

It's probably best that I not
be tempted.

I'll just stay here with my
gnomes.

Oh, come on!

I've got an idea, skarr.

Maybe I can help you with your
gardening.

Maybe I can let you borrow me
scythe.

It trims a mean hedge.

She loves me, she loves me
not, she loves me, she loves me

Not, she loves me, she loves me
not.

You know you want to.

She... Loves... Me.

[expl*si*n]
ha ha ha!

It's mine, and with it, I'll
landscape this entire planet to

Bloom under my rule!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, I'm so excited!

You know, I don't just let
anyone borrow me scythe.

Borrow?

Who says you're getting it back?

Soon, you and everyone else
shall witness the power of my

Own private gnome army!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

That's it?

An army of lawn ornaments?

I thought you'd come up with
something better than that.

[Growling]

Ha!

Ha!

Oh, well, uh, now I kind of
see where you're going with

This.

Aah!

[Rumbling]

Bloom and grow!

Bloom and grow!

Bloom and grow forever!

Ha ha ha!

Well, that wasn't boring,
but maybe I overdid it.

Now I'll get me scythe back and
put everything right.

Billy and mandy and I will
just... Oh, that's right.

Nobody's irreplaceable.

I don't need billy and mandy to
fix this mess.

You've got to be crazy if
you think I'm helping a nerd

Like you, and I am not gonna be
seen with this booger-picking

Loser!

Booger-eating.

Look. I already told you,
I've become accustomed to a

Certain lifestyle, not a good
lifestyle, just one where I do

Everything with a couple of
horrible brats.

I mean, kids.

Besides, mindy, I heard these
gnomes don't think you're cool,

And when they rule the world,
you'll be, like, so unpopular

And stuff.

Don't think I'm cool?

Unpopular?!

And, pud'n, your parents put
me in charge just before they

Fled screaming in terror, so
you have to do what I say.

This is what being in
command is all about.

[Rumbling]

All losers shall bow before

The might of mindy the
magnificent!

You can run, but you can't hide
how ugly you are!

[Crashing]
wow!

Mindy's really going, well,
mandy on all of them.

Who dares challenge skarr
the all-powerful?!

I guess you're up, billy.

I mean, pud'n.

Prepare to meet thy doom!

Hey, you're that nice mr.
Skarr with all the pretty

Flowers.

You've got the prettiest yard
in the whole neighborhood.

The prettiest?

Yes, the prettiest, and it
was the favorite place of all

My bunny friends.

Ahh.

But then someone changed all my
cute, gentle bunny friends into

Monsters just like your garden
dolls!

Bunny friends?

What bunny friends?

My bunny friends!

We ran through the flowers and
ate carrots and dug up the yard

Together, but you ruined all
that when you turned them into

Monsters!

No!

I did nothing to the bunnies.

Aah!

[Grunting]
tell the boy I had nothing to

Do with the bunnies!

Sorry. He's creeping me out
even more than me usual boy.

Aah!

Ahh.

A full day of mandy.

Better round up my idiots.

Pretty, pretty bunnies and
gnomes in my pretty, pretty

Garden.

Ohh!

No more, pud'n!

Gee, mr. Reaper!

That was lots of fun.

It sure was, more fun than I
was having by meself and way

More fun than I ever had with
billy and mandy.

What the heck is going on?

Ohh!

Mandy?!

Oh, nothing.

Nothing is going on here.

[Growls]

Losers!

Ha ha!

I was just playing with you.

I knew you were there the whole
time.

Heh heh.

Heh heh heh!

Uh, no one could ever replace
you two.

Like anyone in their right mind
would ever make "the grim

Adventures of pud'n and mindy."

Heh heh heh!

Ow!

Say it!

I'm an uncool loser.

Again!
Ohh!

I'm an uncool loser.

[Sobbing]
not bad, but it could go a

Little heavier on the cartoon
violence.

You said it, sister.

Destroy him!

Destroy him!

Hey. New grim, where's our
lemonade?

Coming right up.

Thank you, mr. Former general
skarr new grim dude.

Again.
Ow!

Ohh!

I wish I were dead.

Attention, class.

I'd like to introduce you all
to... Uh, what's your name again?

Dora.

A new student?

Miss butterbean, I didn't know
we'd be having a new student!

Ooh!

"Miss butterbean, I didn't know
we'd be having a new student."

What are you, the new student
patrol?

So anyway, kids, dora just
moved to endsville, yada, yada,

Yada.

Let's all give her a warm,
fluffy cat welcome.

Uh, hello.

Dora, I guess you can sit in
that open seat next to billy or

Whatever.

I don't care.

Hi. I'm billy.

You know, dora, I can already
tell we're gonna be best

Friends forever and ever and
ever and ever and ever and ever

And ever and ever.

Now, stay, boy.

Uh, thanks.

That was cool.

I like your style.

My style is that I hate
everything, especially new kids.

Oh, don't mind her.

She was born on the wrong side
of the bed.

So, dora, is it?

Nice lunch box.
Where'd you get it?

It must be expensive.

Well, if you'd like to look
insi...

Yeah, and what's that like?

Well, it's...
Uh-huh, and how's that going?

What?

That's super.

So here's some advice, newbie.

Stick with me and stay away
from the weird kids.

You see, dora, it's up to us to
keep these untouchables in

Their place.

What?

Join me, dora, and together
we can rule this school!

Girl, I can already tell we're
gonna be best friends forever!

Hey, no fair.

[Bam bam]
[crash]

Hey, grim.

I don't know why I keep
doing this for you, man.

Because you miss me during
the day.

Hee hee hee!

Couldn't you two come up
with some material?

You're boring me.

Who writes this stuff anyway?

Bbblllbbblllbbbllllbbb.

Hey, who's that?

Oh, that's their creepy
friend.

All their friends are creepy
and pale and wear bad clothes.

Listen, dora.
Here's the deal.

If I may illustrate.

School is like a 7 layer dip.

There's dip in my lunch box.

Want to see?

At the top are the popular
kids, the creme de la creme.

That's us.

At the very bottom are the
losers.

That's mandy and her kind.

They're the beans.

There's beans in my lunch
box.

Want to see?

As you know, beans are full
of carbs, and we don't do carbs.

There's no carbs in my lunch
box.

Right, girls?

[Girls chattering]
look. Are you gonna open my

Lunch box and look inside or
what, you big loser?!

Ohh!

Aah!

Aah!

Huh?

Wh-wh-wh-what?

I... I'm not a l-loser.

You're the lo... Hey!

You come back here!

I'm not through publicly
humiliating you, you... You bean!

Uh, mind if I sit here?

Anyone that can do that to
mindy is welcome at our table.

Wha... What happened?

Bean, loser, bean, bean, dip,
dip.

Aah!

Grim, this is dora.

Dora, this is grim.

Nice to meet you, mr. Reaper.

Aah!

Your last name is reaper?

Why did I always think it was
snugglebottom?

So, dora, you look familiar.

Have we met before?

I just have that kind of
face.

And where did you get that
peculiar lunch box?

I... Uh... I
sent in 10 box tops to super

Sugar atomic frenzy cake cereal.

Heh heh heh!

Want to open it and see my
lunch?

No way, man.

I've seen enough lunches for
one day.

Hmm.

Something doesn't quite add up
here.

There's dora, a mysterious box,
and that boy that flies around

In those tights, sprinkling
fairy dust on everything, uh,

Peter something.

Oh, pan.

Pan.
Dora.

Box.

Pan, dora, box.

Oh, great hairs of hasselhoff!

Why didn't I realize this
sooner?

I'm about to miss me favorite
tv show!

Yo, yo!

Is it that show about the
little girl that wanders around

The jungle without any adult
supervision, averting crises,

And conversing with wild
animals with the aid of her

Foreign-language-speaking
monkey?

That's the one, man.

Yo, oh, oh!
Go now!

It's starting any minute!

Eep!
I got to go, kids!

See you at home!

Gee, dora, you didn't have
to come home with us.

I was curious.

What do you guys do for fun
around here, open lunch boxes?

Oh.

Hee hee!

Funny.

Ha ha hee hee ha ha!

Mm.

Is this what you guys call fun?

Yep!

Pretty much.

But we don't always watch tv.

Sometimes, we make 17-decker
sandwiches.

Hooha!

That gives me an idea!

You're going to make a


No. I'm off to drop a deuce.

Let's get out of here before
he gets back.

Wait. I have an idea.

♪♪

[Belches]

♪♪♪

Aah!

Dora, you're the best friend
I never wanted.

Likewise.

Aah!

Hey, grim.

I don't know why I keep
doing this for you, man.

Because you miss me during
the day.

Couldn't you two come up with
some new material?

You're boring me.

Who writes this stuff anyway?

[Gurgling]

Hey, where's mandy?

I think she's having lunch
with dora, you know, the girl

With the lunch box that she's
always trying to get people to

Open but can't because
something keeps interrupting

Them at the last second?

Oh, no!

I'm gonna miss me favorite tv
show again!

We're not beggars, we're not
choosers, our teams always are

The losers.

Go endsville!

Yeah!

Come on, girls.

Don't stop.
Get it, get it.

Shake...
We're outside.

I hate outside.

Relax.

I know, but in my lunchbox, I
have something special cooked

Up for little miss popular and
her pep squad over there.

Shake it like a polaroid
picture!

Why don't you open it up and
take a look?

Excellent.

Think, billy.
Think!

Where'd they go?

Mr. Sperg, help jog his memory.

Proceed with the undie-grundy.

[Grunting]
they're having lunch.

[Grunting]
outside!

[Grunting]
on the football field!

They're having lunch on the
football field!

Ugh.

Can I get a splint for my booty?

Ha ha ha!

Yes!

Pain and suffering will now
spill all across the land.

Pandora!

I should have known it was you
and that cursed box of yours

All along!

Ha ha ha!

Oh, but you didn't, mr. Reaper.

Oh, that's it, little girl!

I'm about to get supernatural
on your...

Grim.

Grim, I just unleashed a
never-ending plague on humanity

Because I opened pandora's box,
didn't i?

Ha ha ha!

You played your part well,
mandy.

Besides, isn't mayhem,
desolation, and gloom the

Coolest?

Aah!

Aah!

[Humming]

Aah!

My face!

Oh, my gosh.

My movie career is over.

Now I'll have to work in
animation!

Aah!

What the?

[Grunting]
dude, look.

Evil, spectral lunch.

Hee hee hee.

Hee hee hee.

[Screaming]
eh, I've seen worse.

Ha ha ha!

Isn't this great, mandy?

Dora, you were my friend.

I trusted you, and you... You
used me.

I had to get you to open the
box, mandy.

I'm not allowed to.

My curse forbids me.

You see, mandy, eons ago in an
ancient time, there was a young

Girl who didn't have a care in
the world, and the cruel gods

Of old had sinister plans in
store for her.

Dude, check it out.

Check it out.

This will be hilarious.

Watch this.

[Screaming]

[Laughing]

Ever since then, I've been
forced to walk the earth,

Forbidden to open my lunch box,
just wishing for the day

Someone would open it so I
could get my revenge on the

People who made me an outcast
from humanity and the gods that

Cursed me finally.

Thanks to you mandy, that day
is now.

Nobody uses me.

Uh... Yoink!

Oh, she's running away.

You're gonna tell me how to
fix this and you're gonna do it

Now!

And why should I do that?

You're gonna do it, or so
help me, I will pull your

Stupid cloak through your eyes
and use it as reigns to ride

Your bony butt back to the
darkest pits of the underworld

From whence you came.

Ooh!

Ok. All right.

Sorry I asked, you little
psychopath.

All you got to do is close the
box and open it again.

That's it?

That's it, provided you can
catch her.

Hey, I hope you don't expect me
to clean up this mess.

Dora.

Get back here so I can shove
that box of yours right down

Your...
Aah!

Hey, mandy.

Shut up and fly.

Mandy, I don't understand.

This is everything you ever
dreamed of.

I gave this to you, mandy.

Best friends forever, remember?

You're right.

But what?

But... But y-you said...
I tricked you just like you

Tricked me, friend.

Aah!

Best friends forever!

Yeah, yeah.

Best friends forever.

Mandy!

Here, grim.

Get rid of this, will you?

I can't believe that you
actually gave up plaguing

Humanity.

You hate humanity.

I won't be tricked into
unleashing a never-ending

Sorrow on humanity.

When the time comes, I'll do it
on my own.

Gangstas, live-action
role-playing gamers, the

Socially inept, class
comedians, the artsy fartsies,

Drama geeks, goofballs, and the
computer literate.

Hey, that's messed up, yo.

Ha ha ha!

I'll give her a welcome she'll
never forget.

What the?

Ow!