06x04 - Nergal's Pizza/Hey, Water You Doing?

[bunniefuu]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

This will only hurt for


[Crash]
sorry!

Hey, look out!

[Crash]
sorry.

g*ng way!

I'm on a mission.

Who wants pizza?

[Grunting]
[monkey screeches]

Down, you monkeys.

You're lucky they're trained.

They might've torn you to
pieces.

Now, what's all this about
pizza?

Yum!

Do I smell... Nergal?

Wait, what are you doing here?

I have just created the most
excellent pizza that anyone has

Ever tasted.

I call it...
Nergal pizza, mm... Mm!

I would like you to be the first
to taste it, and tell me what

You think.

This your recipe?

Oh, yes!

Made with the finest ingredients
in all of the underworld,

And baked in the fiery furnace
of...

Cut the gab and give us
a slice.

D... Ohh.

Right.

[Screeches]
[gulps]

Say, not bad.

[Slurping]
[gulps]

Aah!

That's the most delciousist
pizza I ever had in my whole

Mouth.

[Slurps]
[chewing loudly]

[Gulps]
well, it's good, but it ain't

All that.

Not all that?

And I suppose you can do better?

I make a pizza that's
to die for.

We'll just see about that,
smart guy!

[Gulps]
because I'm going to open my

Own pizza joint.

Soon, everyone you know will be
clambering for...

Nergal's pizza!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, yeah?

Well, I'll just open me own
pizza joint.

We'll see whose pizza they
clamber for.

Ha ha ha ha!

Bring it on,
reaper!

Nergal makes a mighty tasty
pizza.

Are you sure you have a better
recipe?

I want to wipe the smirk off
that slime bucket's face.

Not me,
but granny grim does!

Nergal's pizza.

Yes, we deliver.

That must be some party.

[Dial tone]
[ding]

Order up!

12 Dozen nergal specials for
delivery, on the double!

There's a zombie awareness
meeting at the endsville

Convention center tonight.

[Crowd yelling]
all right, already!

Oh, crud.

[Ringing]
[mumbling]



But how...
Aah!

[Gasping]
yah... Ah!

Huh?

Oh, no!

Err... Aah!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Chirping]
[squawks]

[Rings]
grim's pizza.

Sure.



Make 'em gruesome.

♪ Oh, I'm flipping
some dough

I'm flipping some dough!

Dough, dough, dee-dough
dee-dough, dee-dough

Di-di-dough, di-dough!

I got a little gas
while I'm flippin' some... ♪

[Farts]
[gasps]

[Slurps]
hoo, spicy!

This sauce is gonna knock 'em
dead, granny grim.

We're going to need more
spice to do that.

That was just an expression,
granny.

We don't really want to knock
'em dea...

Eh, it's your recipe.

Where the heck is that
delivery boy?

Dah, here I is.

Take these pizzas to
the withering heights

Old folks home.

Fast, they're not getting
any younger.

And wear the costume.

They'll love that.

Pitiful!

Frankenstein can't act.

He's just gruntin'.

Argh!

Aren't you just dying for
a visit from the grim reaper?

Ooh!

Oh!

Pizza, that is!

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha!

Man, dracula already ordered
your dang pizza an hour ago!

So good, it's to die for.

Yeah!

Die from hunger!

Another sighting of
the bat boy.

At nergal's pizza,
we use only the finest

Underworld ingredients.

Grim puts bugs in his pizza.

Oh, yeah?

Well, nergal's sauce contains
dirty socks and used underwear.

Argh!

Where that fool at with our
pizza?

Dracula old!

Can't be waitin' forever.

Know what I mean?

[Knocking]
[gasp]

Aah!

Dah, who ordered pizza?

Gimme that, fool!

Ah, ooh!

Hah!

Give the boy a couple of
dollars, wolf man.

Ha ha ha.

I don't likes your nasty
pizza anyway.

I likes that nergal's pizza,
ha ha ha... Ow!

Aah!

Police!

We all remember the terrible
tong wars.

Ow!
Hey, stop it!

Don't!

Yeah...
Ow!

Ow!

Maybe not.

Well, now the pizza wars are
heating up in endsville.

They've been bombarding us with
billboards and mind-numbing

Commercials.

You have to be dead not to
love it!

There's nothing like a good
nergal.

Finally, digressing into
negative ads.

This pizza is k*lling me!

Oh, and I hear there's rat poop
in nergal's pizza.

Sure, I pooped on a nergal's
pizza.

Liked it.

What could be next,
mascots?

Pizza face!

And that's the news.

Eh, I'll show that bag of
bones who makes the best pizza,

Because I have a new secret
ingredient.

[Laughs]
uh, fairy dust?

Right!

So, what does it do, pop?

I don't know, really.

But heck, it's magic!

Wow!

This nergal pizza is magically
delicious!

Mm-mm, yeah!

Mm.

Mm-mm!

Babe, you've got one
delicious face.

Ah, ha ha ha!

Oh, brad!

Heh heh heh.

Uh-oh.
Pbbbrrr...

Pbbrrr... [Bell dings] ah,
hah, ha ha!

Business must be good.

Enjoy it now, you pizza freaks,
because nergal junior is gonna

Sabotage your...
Ah, ha ha ha ha!

Yeah, ha ha!
Ha ha!

Nergal's pizza.

Is it true that nergal's
pizza contains dirty socks and

Underwear?

Why, you little rat.

It's that kid again!

Let me talk to him.

Listen, you little twerp,
I know who you are!

No, you don't.

Yes, I do!

No, you don't.

Yes, I do!

No, you don't.

Yes, I do!

Hee hee!

No, you don't!

When I get my hands on you,
I'll throttle you!

No, you won't.
Yes, I will!

No, you won't.
Yes, I will!

Yes, I will!

Hee, hee, hee!

Socks and undies,
ha ha ha ha ha!

Ooh.

Hey!

Huh?

Frogaluckle, slagalaga,
noglesnoggin, lipcombubin,

Nipsneet, nit, nit, nit!

[Grunts]
uh!

[Gasps]
[panting]

Ah, the perfect disguise.

Nobody will suspect mandy.

Except mandy, of course.

Ah-ha!

Heh heh heh.

Here, taste this.

[Whistle blows]
hot, hot, hot, hot!

Hot, hot, hot, h... Aah!

Uh-oh.

We've been infiltrated!

Oh, aah!

Grim reaper pizza.

Hi-ya, sis.

Hello, harold.

What's this, a joke?

Uh-uh-uh.

Don't sh**t the messenger.

Yow!

Ah!

Junior!

Gross... They
gave me anchovies!

Ok, son.

Now, you know what to do.

I replace granny grim's hot
sauce with your insanely

Powerful ghastly elixir.

Right.

Good luck!

But what does it do, pop?

I don't know, but it's
ghastly.

Now, I wonder where that old
coot keeps her spices.

Oh!

Don't I know you?

Uh, gee, i, uh...
Uh, heh, uh, heh.

What is this?

[Gasp]
hot sauce?

Man, I been lookin' for this
all day.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Pbbbbrr!
Brrr!
[Bell dings]

I don't get it.

Something should be happening
by now.

Uh-oh!

Pack your bags, kiddies.

We're getting out of the pizza
business!

[Screams]
[roars]

[Growls]
strange.

There go the nergals, and they
seem to be leaving town.

Hey, billy, have you noticed
anything weird about our

Customers lately?

Pizza!

Pizza!

No, not really.

[Gasp]
hey, want to taste my face?

Grim, I think there might be
something wrong with your pizza.

Eh... You got that right!

But how?

I think it must be something
in the sauce.

Nothin' is wrong with my
sauce, it just needs a little

More spice is all.

Oops.

I'm outta here!

And the entire city of
endsville was covered in tomato

Sauce and cheese,
oh, and lots of wonderful

Toppings.

And that, children, is how
endsville become a giant

Cheese pizza!

Heh heh heh heh heh!

Wow!
Wow!

Ok, time for bed.

Aww.

Neeh, eeh, eeh!

All right,
who's dumb idea was it to go to

This lame theme park?

Oh, come on, guys.

The sassy cat land endsville
adventure theme park is a

Magical celebration of
endsville's people,

It's spirit,
and it's dreams.

Ahoy, mateys, all ye
landlubbers prepare to be swept

Away on a magical undersea
adventure and some junk.

[Rumbles]
[squeaks]

Oh, boy!

Hands and feet inside the sub
at all times.

Oh, hold on a minute, kid.

I'm not quite inside...
Yet!

[Screeching]
[whirring]

Prepare to dive, kids!

[Squeaks]
what the...

We're not even under the water.

This is pathetic.

[Gasps]
look out, kids!

We're being attacked by
a giant squid!

[Gasp]
[sirens]

That's it?

Hey, look at this.

Lame.
Lame.

All right, I admit it.

This ride is lame.

Well, what should we do?

I just wanted a magical
underwater adventure that we

Could all enjoy.

It's not like we can just use
magic to magically zap this lame

Ride and somehow magically make
it into a real magical undersea

Adventure!

You're right.

We can't do that.

We should just end this episode
right now.

Well, wait a minute,
you inseparable boobs.

I'm tired of your complaining.

You want a magical adventure,
and you are going to make it

Happen.

So make with the magic and make
it snappy.

Well, I never...

What should I do, mandy?

You're gonna sit here and be
filled with childlike wonder.

Capiche?

I love capiche!

Oh, all right.

Hold on to your butts, kids.

You're about to explore deep
into the darkest cracks and

Crevices to a place where
the sun never shines.

To the stinky bottom...
Yay!

Of the sea!

[Toilet flushes]

Approaching critical depths.
Oh, boy!

Oh, brother.

What the...
[Gurgles]

Mandy!
Grim!

Crazy fish man on the poop deck!

Billy, first of all,
just because you made a mess on

The floor doesn't make it
the poop deck.

Second, what can 1 fish man do
to this... [Rumbling]

It looks like he's taking us

To his home.

Wonderful.

What else could possibly go
wrong?

I just had to ask.

Where are we, grim?

I don't know, but there is
definitely something fishy going

On down here.

Ah, ha ha ha ha ha!

Corny.

Ow!
Corny!

Hey, cut that out!

Electrocution makes me soil
me undies.

[Laughing]
silence, land walkers!

You 3 are in a world of hurt,
for you are in the awesome

Presence of...
King triceps!

Ruler of the sea, and undisputed
champion of the wrestling

Undersea syndicate!

Ooh, yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Why are we here?

We were just sightseeing.

So you admit it!

Guilty!

But captain triceratops,
we didn't do nothing wrong.

Nothing wrong?

Are you kidding?

You trespassed on sacred googan
land.

Sightseeing is forbidden!

The penalty is death!

Hey, man, don't look at me.

He's making the rules down here.

And now for the final
verdict, I present to you,

My main man, the googan high
priest!

Oh, yeah!

[Coughing]
what's the word, my man?

I will ask our great and
fearsome god of pain and

Punishment mr. Snarkle for his
judgment, and listen for

His answer.

Oh, great and fearsome snarkle,
we beseech thee!

What is to become of the
landwalkers?

[High pitched]
we should eat them.

We should...
Eat them?

Flesh for snarkle!

Flesh for snarkle!

Ooh, yeah!

It's official!

Mr. Snarkle has spoken!

All right, we'll kick off this
sacrifice tailgate party with,

Uh, that boy over there.

[Mumbles]
no, no, the other one.

[Mumbles]
oh, no!

I'm the boy!

[Sobs]
come on, I'm allergic to human

Sacrifice!

No!

I think I wet myself,
but I can't tell 'cause

We're underwater!

[Gasp]
place him on the sacred

Rotisserie!

Set it and forget it!

Set it and forget it!

[Screams]
[sniffs]

Hey, I smell delicious.

Keep going, you guys.

Set it and forget it!

Set it and forget it!

Ok, how can billy smell
things through his sealed oxygen

Helmet?

And while we're at it, why is
there fire burning at the bottom

Of the ocean?

Don't ask me, I don't know
who comes up with this stuff.

[Screeching]
grim, why don't you help

Billy so we can get back home
and I can have's me a banana?

[Monkey screeches]
I can't, child.

Me hands are tied.

Besides, this may be the only
chance we have to finally get

Rid of billy.

This may never happen again!

So I say, sit back and enjoy the
show.

Eh.

Feast for snarkle!

Feast for snarkle!

Feast for snarkle!

Stop it!

Stop it right there!

Don't you harm a hair on that
boy's back.

Who are you?

I am the princess of all the
seas, and 3-times synchronized

Swimnastics champion.

I am hariel,
the littlest mer... I mean,

Fish lady.

I command you to stop at once!

Ah, come on, you know...
[Grumbling]

Uh!

Eh, yeah.

[Grumbles]
oh, my goodness!

Tiny ape boy, I saw how brave
you were to sacrifice yourself

For your friends.

You have all the qualities of
a hero...

The kind of man I've been
looking to marry all this time!

Um... Crazy fish lady,
say what?

Hariel!

I will not have you fraternizing
with the prisoners again!

Daddy!

Oh, my garsh!

You do this to all the boys
I like.

First the capturing,
then the sacrificing,

And finally the mounting of
their heads on the wall of

Your den!

[Gasp]
it's getting really old.

Oh, but honey muffin,
you know I only want the best

For you.

Whatever, dad.

I'm just glad we got to him
before uvula the sea hag did.

Who is oo-la la the teabag?

Uvula the sea hag is the
meanest, vilest, ugliest,

Stankiest, crankiest, won't even
say hi to your momma, cheapest,

Creepiest arrogant sea witch in
all the seas.

And I'm not very fond of her,
either.

Why?

She knows that if I marry
before she does, then I become

The true and rightful heir of
the googan kingdom,

And she becomes a wretched old
crone with bad hair.

Ha ha ha!

[Giggles]
what's a crone?

Ooh, that's it!

I've heard enough!

Daddy?

I ain't your daddy.

[Squishing]
[gasp]

Uvula!

Wow, I did not see that
coming.

I've heard enough out of you,
little miss perfect.

This kingdom rightfully belongs
to me!

After all, I am your...
Sister!

Aah!

I thought I could thwart your
marriage to this land walker by

Posing as king triceps and
sacrificing your groom to be.

But when you insulted the hair...
h*, h*, h*, you've just crossed

The line, missy.

Now, over that boy hand!

Oh, I mean...
Hand over that boy!

No way, uvula.

He's with me now.

I own this piece of meat.

It seems this is a dilemma
that can only be solved

By a few roundhouse kicks to
the face!

Ah!

You miserable sea witch.

You... You chicken of the sea!

Cat fight!

Ooh!

Ha ha ha!

Kii-yah!

Oh... Oh.

[Growls]
yah!

[Both howling]
♪ cat fight

Under the sea
I got 2 fine ladies

Battling over me ♪
whoa!

♪ The only winner I see
ooh, is nobody

Oh, nobody
no, nobody

Oh, nobody but me
rock! ♪

Stop fighting, you guys!

Stop the madness!

I've decided I'll marry you
both.

Hooray!

Hooray!

And so, later that day,
under the statue of mr. Snarkle,

Peace was restored to the googan
kingdom,

And it made everyone very,
very happy.

[Sniffing] it's so beautiful,
ooh-yeah!

And so, I learned that anyone
can make a difference,

No matter how small or how tall
or how skinny or shaped like a

Big fat round ball.

The...
End.

Billy, all I asked was what
happened to your report.

Instead what you told me was
one of the most insanely idiotic

Things I have ever heard.

I feel dumber for just having
listened to it.

It sounds like you just made up
that rambling incoherent

Completely parody-driven story
at the last minute.

Did i, ms. Butterbean?

Did i?

Ok, I did.

♪ Sassycat's
hydro-sub adventure!

Exploring the deep blue sea
bring your friends

It's fun for all
even the bourgeois

Makin' friends with a manatee
fire torpedoes! ♪

You guys stink.