06x08 - Billy and Mandy Moon the Moon

[bunniefuu]

Harold: all right, champ,
time for bed.

Billy: can't you see I'm in
the middle of something?!

Ungh! Ungh!

Dr. Brainiac is trapped in the
caverns of doom!

Dr. Brainiac! You made it!

I wonder where our next
adventure will take us?

Harold: to the pillow
mountains to fight the blanket

Monster.

Billy: yeah!

Hey, I went to the pillow
mountains last night and I ended

Up in bed.

Going to bed is not an
adventure!

Harold: sorry, can't argue
with my mouth full.

Billy: when I'm big, we're
gonna go on real adventures...

Action-packed supersized
rainbow-filled adventures!

Where are you, adventure?

I know you're out there!

[ Suspenseful music plays ]
green...

Green is the color of adventure.

Billy: oh, no!

It's a crop circle,
dr. Brainiac!

Be careful.

They're made by alien powers
from beyond this earth.

[ Rustling ]
aah!

I lied!

I want to visit the pillow
mountains!

Aah!

Sperg: take that, corn!

Yeah, I'd stay down if I were
you.

Billy: sperg, it's you!

Hi, sperg.

Sperg: it's a good thing I
hate corn even more than nerds.

Billy: I thought you were a
big, scary alien making crop

Circles, because that's what
big, scary aliens do.

Sperg: nuh-uh.

Crop circles are just my way of
saying that corn needs to lie

The heck down.

Besides, aliens don't make crop
circles.

They abduct you in their flying
saucers.

Billy: like that one?

Sperg: yep.

Green is an alien's favorite
color.

Both: aah!

Cheese, cheese, cheese,
cheese, cheese!

Billy: this isn't so bad.

It's kind of relaxing.

Very relaxing.

[ Laughs stupidly ]
no more beans for me!

[ Laughs stupidly ]
[ yawns ]

It's hot in here.

Whew, that's better.

My insides get really warm
sometimes.

Gladys: ♪ la-la-la-la-la-la
♪ doo-doo-doo

♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
[ humming ]

[ Laughs maniacally ]
billy: [ moans ]

My cereal's too dry!

Gladys: [ humming ]
[ gasps ]

The milk is gone!

And the butter, cheese, even the
tofu!

No, no, the tofu is still there.

But it looks like cheese!

Billy: I like tofu!

The way it grows between my
toes.

Harold: that's toe jam, son.

Gladys: who drank all the
milk?!

Harold: it wasn't me!

I'm lactose intolerant!

Remember my diarrhea lawsuit?

Mandy: all the milk and
cheese at my house is missing,

Too.

Grim: this sounds like the
kind of mystery that can't be

Solved in 11 minutes.

Billy: nah, aliens are using
mind control to steal our dairy

Products because they used up
all of the cheese on the moon.

Mandy: billy, did your brain
fall out again?

Billy: nope!

The gum still keeps it in place.

See?

I'm not kidding!

Aliens abducted me last night!

I brought that home as proof.

Grim: well, it's hard to
believe we missed that on the

Way in.

Billy: and this is where they
did creepy experimental surgery

On me and sperg.

And this is where we played a
board game and had smoothies

Afterwards.

Grim: looks like billy isn't
completely full of it after all.

Well, he is full of that.

But look... Someone has
implanted a chip in billy's

Brain.

Mandy: I'll get the onion
dip.

Grim: what happened to the
alien crew?

Billy: oh, I can't remember
much after the chip was

Implanted.

But I'm pretty sure nothing cool
happened.

Cheese, cheese, cheese,
cheese, cheese, cheese,

Cheese, cheese, cheese...

Sperg: [ laughs ]
yaah!

Yaah!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

Ow! Ow!

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

Billy: [ mumbling ]
must... Help... Sperg!

Sperg: ow! Ow!

[ Snarling ]
hyah!

[ Laughs ]
both: [ laughing ]

[ Snarls ]
billy: probe this!

[ Crying ]

Ibilly: [ belching ]
eat alien death goo for
breakfast.

I'll clatuperandoniptoe you!

Sperg: [ screams ]
billy: yeah, you better run!

Wait a minute, something cool
did happen!

They brought dr. Brainiac to
life!

Must destroy humanity!

Sperg: [ moaning ]
I feel like someone implanted a

Tiny b*mb in my head.

Grim: hmm.

Nope, sperg, you're wrong.

It's an enormous b*mb.

You have 12 hours until your
head explodes.

Sperg: oh, man, and it's my
birthday!

Grim: [ laughs evilly ]
well, the only real mystery is

Why the aliens are coming to
earth to steal dairy products.

Billy: oh, that's oblivious.

It's an army of alien werewolves
on the moon who need cheese to

Fuel their w*r machines.

Mandy: ri-i-i-ght.

We have strip-mined the moon
of all its cheese and we need

Cheese to survive.

Bring us to your cheeses or we
will reduce this planet to

Rubble.

Mandy: man, I hate it when
billy's right.

And I was like...
Holy smokes!

Some sort of hatch is opening on
the mother ship!

Roger that. Roger that.

Something is coming out of the
ship.

Whew. It's just a present, sir.

Everything is okay.

Don't worry, people.

It's only a present.

Let's hang it up and go home.

Go home.

They're obviously friendly.

False alarm. Let's go home.

Billy: aah!

It's the puppy I never got for
christmas last year!

Hey, I'm billy.

How you doing?

I'll name you baby steve.

[ Roars ]
billy: okay, how about

Baby cuddlekins?

This kid ain't playing with a
full deck, folks.

Both: [ laughing ]
aah!

Billy: it's cheese!

Mandy: no, it's processed
cheese spread.

Billy: grim, the moon people
can sh**t cheese from their

Armpits!

Do you know what this means?

Grim: that I may never eat
cheese again?

Billy: no, no!

It's like that time I became a
superhero!

I was squeaky and green and
could sh**t yogurt from my

Armpits.

Mandy: don't remind me.

Billy: do you know what this
means?!

This means we're supposed to
form a superhero team to combat

Evil.

I would once again be the green
squeaker, leading our ragtag

Band of crime-fighting dairy
do-gooders!

Mandy, second in command, would
fight as milk mandy, the

White lady!

The moon men would soon realize
that the cheese stands alone

When they witness the awesome
power of the cheese reaper, man

Of action.

And no team would be complete
without my trusty sidekick,

Dairy boy!

Sperg: no more nutty
superheroes!

Billy: but i...
Grim: no, billy, no.

Billy: but...
Mandy: no.

Well, now what do we do?

The earth's dairy supply is in
danger.

Grim: I don't know.

Give me a few minutes to go to
the bathroom and get some animal

Crackers, and I'll come up with
something really cool.

I promise.

Come on, people, I need some
privacy!

All: yay!

Oh, wait a minute.

This is the wrong book.

Wrong book!

All: [ screaming ]
ahh, yes, here we go.

Tragically, during the last
commercial break, the moon

People spirited billy, mandy,
grim, and sperg away to their

Home to do horrible things to
them.

The end.

The end!

Oh, I guess it's not the end.

Mandy: weren't you supposed
to come up with a brilliant

Plan, you useless bag of bones?

We're talking entire planet
destroyed.

Grim: I'm still working on
it.

It takes the moon bots a
month to build and unbuild the

Moon.

Any faster, and our cheese
supply would cease to exist.

Mandy: why unbuild the moon?

It controls our nature.

Mandy: why?

All questions will be
answered at the end of the tour.

Please keep your hands away from
the moving parts of the vehicle.

Sperg: yaah!

You must understand that the
moon people are a kind, gentle
race.

We're only interested in cheese.

And destroying your planet.

Both: makes sense.

Sperg: fix my hair!

Billy: I want candy!

When our moon bots finish
their job tonight, the moon will

Be full, and every moon person
will become a werewolf.

Mandy: snarling,
foaming-at-the-mouth,

Rip-you-limb-from-limb
werewolves?

Yes.

We must transform into
werewolves so that we can

Conquer your planet and its
stockpile of cheeses.

Mandy: got it.

As werewolves, we will eat
every human on the planet.

Then we will replace all of the
people with cardboard cutouts

And steal all the cheese.

Then the cheese will be replaced
with cardboard cutouts.

It will be as though we were
never there.

In werewolf form, we cannot be
stopped!

No army can conquer our might!

Mandy: yeah, yeah, yeah,
terrifying.

Oh, it will be. It will be.

Billy: what's gonna happen to
us?

Your planet will be destroyed
and you will all soon wish that

You had been on it.

Mandy: that doesn't sound so
good.

Both: [ laughing evilly ]
all: [ screaming ]

You will now destroy each
other for our amusement!

All: fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Billy: I will not fight you,
sperg.

Sperg: ow!

Grim: don't hit sperg!

It could trigger the b*mb!

Aah! Keep him away!

Sperg: [ laughs evilly ]
I'm expl*sive!

All: you bore us.

This is like watching soccer.

Release the moon beast!

All: aah!

[ Snarls viciously ]

Sperg: I think I just wet
myself.

Billy: nope, that was me.

Mandy: gross.

I think I'd rather take my
chances with the moon beast.

[ Snarls viciously ]
[ sings high note ]

♪ Cheese, cheese, makes the
world go 'round ♪

♪ Cheese, cheese
mandy: while everyone's

Distracted, we should...
Sperg: clobber billy?

Mandy: escape.

Sperg: I'm busy!

Billy: you've got to admire
his focus.

Grim: mandy! The b*mb!

Mandy: at this point, I'm
hoping it'll explode.

Let's go.

♪ Cheese, cheese, even when
it's round, we all love that

Cheese! ♪
Ha-cha-cha-cha!

You won't get anywhere, you
silly earth children and

Skeleton thing.

Your planet is already in total
disarray.

Our plan is nearly complete!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Wait a minute.
This is a radish, not cheese!

That's it!

Honey, get the kids.

We are moving out!

Radishes... [ Muttering
] [ stampeding ]

Harold: yes, I'll have the...

Three of the chicken-wing pizzas
with extra cheese.

Hey, man, that's made with
tofurella now instead of cheese.

It's healthier.

Harold: no!

So, there is no dairy product
in this ice cream at all.

It's like 23rd-century
technology.

Irwin: ahh.

Preservative-ey!

Who needs calcium, yo?

Oh, bummer.

Mandy: grim, did that
brilliant plan you never came up

With have a plan "b"?

Grim: yeah, actually, it did.

No one in here but a mariachi
band.

We lost them. Argh!

They're gone!

Let's all go get some
cheeseburgers!

Grim: wow, high five on my
plan "b."

Sperg: but I think it was my
vérité that really sold it.

Billy: now can we be
superheroes?

I think the situation demands
it.

Grim: I am not wearing a
wheel of cheese on my head,

Billy.

Mandy: you do it all the time
at home.

Grim: but if I do it too
much, it's more like a job than

Fun, you know?

Mandy: guys, we need to stop
the werewolf aliens from getting

To earth.

Grim: maybe you ought to stay
up here, sperg.

[ Laughs ]

Okay, I'm going to magnetize
everyone's feet so we can stick
to the surface of the ship.

Billy: my nose!

A little help here?

Grim: sorry, billy, that
spell is on a 10-minute

Cooldown.

Sperg: aaarrghh!

Earth wedgie!

Mandy: it's over, moon nerds.

You've got five minutes to land
this ship.

What will the outcome be if
we deny your request?

Mandy: very, very bad.

I programmed the moon-building
robots to work twice as fast.

The ship will never make it to
earth before the full moon.

Grim: I never saw you
reprogram any robots.

Mandy: of course you didn't.

Do you know how boring it is for
the audience to watch someone

Reprogramming a robot?

Billy: aww, can I keep him?

[ Roars ]

Sperg: okay, dweebs, we do
this my way.

On the count of 3, it's
butt-kicking time!

1, 2... 2 1/2... 2 5/8... Aah!

Mandy: grim... ]]
Grim: working on it!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Sperg: waah! Oh.

Oh, it's just you, billy.

Billy: [ babbling ]
sperg: you know, I always

Thought you were an odd little
guy, billy.

It's why it's so much fun to
pound your face into the dirt.

But I realized it was just your
way, billy.

And I was afraid of your way
because you were different than

Me, and that scared me.

Billy: [ howls ]
sperg: but now I feel like

I'm seeing you for the first
time, billy... The real you.

And I'm not afraid.

I'm really glad we've shared
this moment.

But I'm short on time, kiddo.

Now, you stay here.

I know what I got to do.

Both: [ grunting ]

Grim: mandy... A-are
you... Scared?

Mandy: uh, yeah.

We're about to be eaten alive.

Grim: oh, yeah.

Mandy: it's been swell, grim.

Grim: really?!

Mandy: no.

Billy: [ snarling ]
how fitting!

One of your own silly little
earth humans will now assist us

In turning you and your friend
into a giant blt...

With cheese!

Grim: great! All right.

Enough of this.

By the power of the
underworld...

I have the power!

Mandy: six seconds to live,
and now you decide to act?

Grim: hey, what can I say?

I love the drama.

It's the cheese reaper!

[ Howls ]
billy: [ laughs stupidly ]

Mandy: no-o-o-o-o!

Billy: [ howls ]

Yogurt?! No!

Sperg: ♪ feathers and candy
[ ticking ]

♪ You're so dandy
♪ buttercup dancer

♪ I love you
[ ticking grows faster ]

The end!

Oh, wait.

Roll it again.

Sperg's noble actions saved the
earth from the flying saucer

Filled with alien werewolves.

Sperg: hurry up, metal barry!

I need that spitball.

Hey!

The force of dairy justice
continued to battle aliens all

Throughout the galaxy.

Billy went home, just as good as
new.

And me... Whatever happened to
sir raven, you ask?

Well, you didn't ask, did you?

Nobody ever cares what happens
to sir raven, ever!

Um, special delivery for
dr. Brainiac?

"Dear dr. Brainiac, happy
birthday.

Love, frankie."

A sweater?!

I hate sweaters!

Earth must pay for this!

Stinky, warm up the plasmotronic
disruptinators!

Honestly, I don't know why he
just can't return it.