03x17 - Coyote Under Construction/The Bunny and the Goon

[bunniefuu]

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

WILE E.: My new building
is almost complete.

In a few weeks,
it will be the tallest,

most luxurious skyscraper
in the world.

When the world gets
to look at my creation,

they'll speak of Da Vinci,
Michelangelo,

and Coyote.

ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.

(GRUNTING)

What was that?

Nice work, Road Runner.

Road Runner?

Now, this package has
to be delivered in 15 minutes.

Beep, beep.

(GRUNTS)

I don't know why,

but I must destroy
that bird.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

Beep, beep. Beep, beep.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

Beep, beep.

(GROANING)

Beep, beep.

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(LAUGHING) Yes.

ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.

(EXCLAIMING)

(GROANS)

ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.

(EXCLAIMS)

(GRUNTS)

ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

(GROANS)

(LAUGHING)

Beep, beep.

Coyote, got a package for you.

(TICKING)

(GASPS)

Where do you think
you're going?

You're not leaving until
you sign for this package.

Company policy.

Sign here, sign there,
initial there.

Thumbprint here.

Footprint there.

Corneal scan there.

Hair sample, saliva sample,
song sample.

♪ Wiki wiki what ♪

All right, it's all yours.

(CUCKOOING)

I hate antiques, too.

(TICKING)

-(ALARM RINGING)
- Beep, beep.

(expl*si*n)

-(LAUGHS)
- Beep, beep.

-(GRUNTING)
- Beep, beep.

(EXCLAIMS)

(GROANING)

ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep.

(LAUGHS)

Huh?

Beep, beep.

(SCREAMS, PANTING)

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

(EXCLAIMS)

(LAUGHS)

- Beep, beep.
-(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

(EXCLAIMING)

(SIGHS)

(GASPS)

-(EXCLAIMING)
-(TRUCK BEEPING)

(GRUNTING)

-(EXCLAIMS)
- Beep, beep.

(EXCLAIMS, GROANS)

Beep, beep.

(LAUGHING)

- Beep, beep.
-(SCREAMS)

Whew. (SCREAMS)

(PANTING)

- Beep, beep.
-(SCREAMS)

(PANTING)

- Beep, beep.
-(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

Beep, beep.

(GRUNTING)

(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

(BUZZER BUZZING)

Oh, boy, hockey is the best.

The excitement, the energy,
the nachos.

Uh-uh, this is mine.

-(EXCLAIMS)
-(SCREAMS)

Be careful, Squeaks,
that was close.

♪ My name's
Blacque Jacque Shellacque

♪ I like to cheat a lot

♪ That is against the rules
Who is he trying to fool

♪ It's a more fun game
When I inflict the pain

♪ That guy's a-cheating
He deserves a beating

♪ Cheating is the only way
That I know how to play

♪ There's nothing you can do

♪ But watch me cheat ♪

(GRUNTS)

(BUZZING)

(LAUGHING)

BUGS BUNNY: Boo!

Boo! That guy's
a no-good bum.

He's the biggest goon
I've ever seen.

Goon? I'll show you goon.

-(GRUNTS)
-(EXCLAIMING)

That's it.

I've had it with this guy
and his cheating.

I'm gonna teach
Blacque Jacque Shellacque

that the puck stops here.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(LAUGHING)

Oh, a new victim, eh?

I hope you like
the taste of my fist.

No, thanks. I'm on a diet.

I'm just here
to stop you cold.

Get it? 'Cause we're on ice.

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm
going to win the face off,

and then I'm going
to tear your face off.

Get it? 'Cause I'm going
to tear your face off!

Sheesh, you took it
too far there.

(GRUNTS)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

So the little baby bunny
wants to play.

Since you were acting
like a baby,

then I will treat you
like a baby.

(LAUGHS)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

-(GRUNTS)
- Wee!

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Hey, did you see
I scored a goal?

Why, yes, I saw it.

Oh, I wasn't sure,
'cause you were resting
in the corner.

I wasn't resting,
I skated...
Oh, never mind.

You'll have to gamble
with Blacque Jacque.

Deal me in.

I'll deal you this!

(BOTH YELLING)

That's a big one.
Left punch, kick. (GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING)
Punch on your head.

Two minutes at the
penalty box for fighting.

Two minutes is nothing to me.

Fine, two minutes
in the piranha box.

(SCREAMING)
That is two minutes,
I think.

No, not quite.

Here, finish up
at the pancake box.

The what?

Yum, pancakes.

I could do this
longer than two minutes.

Don't forget the
hot maple syrup.

(SCREAMING)

So painful... (CHOMPS)

...but so delicious.

(BUZZING)

That's the end
of the game. We tied.

No, no, no.
This game is not over.

We do a shootout.

All right, I'll go first.

But you might wanna
protect your goal.

I'm not going
to be the goalie.

Too bad you won't be able
to squeak a goal past him.

That's a great idea.

Squeaks!

(GRUNTING)

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

Oh, Kraken, look at
this little baby squirrel.

(EXCLAIMING)

(GROANS)

Hockey puck
in the side pocket.

(BUZZING)

All right, Jacque, you don't
make this goal, I win.

Oh, don't you worry.
I will make this goal...

With cheating.

Wink, wink.

Let's see him try
to stop my automatic
slap shot machine.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCREAMING)

It is time to turn
it up a notch.

This is my puck-zooka.

Time to fight Jacque
with a jock.

Strap, that is.

(SCREAMING)

(BUZZING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

BLACQUE JACQUE: Don't let
the fame go to your head.

I heard it can be crushing.

(LAUGHING)

(BOTH GASP)

(LAUGHING)

(BOTH GASP)

(LAUGHING)

(BOTH EXCLAIM)

Hey, Doc.

As much as I love to stay
and let you crush me,
it's getting late.

So I think we're
gonna call it a night.

No, wait. Come back.

This isn't over
until it is over.

And it looks like it's over.

Alone again
with disappointment,
my only friend.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)