03x44 - Armageddon Outta Her

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Thank you, Cleveland.

(SCREAMS) Gabby.

You ever heard
of knocking?

Have you ever heard
of guitar lessons?

I'll have you know
that I was awarded
the best guitar player

in my old school talent show.

Was it a school of fish?

We don't have time
for your sarcastic comments,
Gabby.

We're opening for
Steel Underpants

at the Civic Center tonight.

Well, there's not gonna be
a concert tonight
or any night.

Why wouldn't there
by a concert?

Because there's giant
asteroid that's about
to blow up the Earth.

You mean from outer space?

No, it's an asteroid
from New Jersey.

Of course,
it's from outer space.

That's crazy,
if there was an asteroid
streaking towards the Earth,

it would be
all over the news.

(LAUGHS) Well,
I, for one, am very excited
to see Steel Underpants.

In other news,

an asteroid is streaking
towards the Earth!

Cut to the live feed.

Hello, Planet Earth,
so sorry I'm running late

but traffic on the Milky Way
was outrageous.

But good news is
it's cleared up,

so I should be smashing you
to bits in a few hours. Ta ta.

-(STATIC)
-(CLICKS OFF TV)

Uh...

No asteroid's gonna
destroy the Earth.

But how are we
gonna stop it?

Yeah, it's not like
we can just fly up
in a rocket ship

and blow it up
with a crate of dynamite.

You have a rocket ship
and a crate of dynamite?

Yeah, I bought 'em
in a garage sale
for only a dollar.

Now, come on, guys,
let's blow up that asteroid.

(GRUNTING)

All right, let's show
that asteroid
we mean business.

Blast off.

(EXPLODES)

I should've bought
the two dollar rocket.

Okay, maybe we can
throw something
into the orbit,

knock it off course.

Bigfoot, you think
you're strong enough

to throw something
into space?

Uh, let me see.

Hey. (SCREAMING)

-(GRUNTS)
- Nope.

Well, maybe we can get
an object into space

using this giant rubber band.

(STUTTERING) Why am I
always the object?

(SCREAMING)

- Amateurs.
- Wile E.

Coyote, yes, yes,
super genius and all that.

Perhaps I could be
of assistance,

I do have experience
trying to destroy things

that travel
at high speeds.

No thanks, we're capable

of stopping that asteroid
ourselves.

- Right, guys?
- Right.

-(SCREAMING)
-(THUDS)

On second thought,
Wile E., I'm all ears,

because the rest
of my body is broken.

(TIRES SCREECH)

Gentlemen,
to destroy an asteroid,

you're going
to have to travel

at high velocity

with both accuracy
and precision.

Now, I want you to try
and hit that target.

(GRUNTS)

Whoa!

(SCREAMS)

Whoa! (GRUNTS)

ALL: Hooray!

Been there, done that.

Now before you destroy
a large rock,

you're going
to have to practice

on smaller ones

using these sledge hammers.

(ALL GROANING)

(STUTTERING) Moving too fast.

Don't worry, guys,
I got this.

Bigfoot, wait.

-(BIGFOOT GRUNTS)
-(ALL SCREAMING)

(EXCLAIMING)

-(WHIMPERS)
-(BIGFOOT GRUNTS)

All right, gentlemen.

This is the Neutron 3,000.

It's a very powerful b*mb.

If all else fails,
attach this device
to the asteroid

and push this button.

You mean this button here?

(ALARM BLARING)

(SCREAMS) Run!
Run for your lives.

(ALL PANTING)

It's all right.

I think we got
far enough away
from the blast radius.

Hey, Mr. Coyote,

- you forgot your cake.
-(ALARM BLARING)

I'd like you all
to get away from me.

- But I...
- Go away.

Gentlemen, you've proven
yourselves to be totally
destructive.

Possibly even more destructive

than the asteroid hurdling
towards the Earth.

Your training
is complete.

Now get in this space rocket
and save the world.

You can count on us.
Come on, guys.

We're doomed.

Squeaks, engage
forward thrusters.

Right-o.

Bigfoot, secure the supplies.

Securing the pies,
they'll be ready
in a few minutes.

All right, boys,
prep for landing.

I'll bring her in so soft,
it'll be like landing
on a pillow.

GABBY: What kind of pillows
are you sleeping on?

BUGS: Yoo-hoo,
Mr. Asteroid.

Your breath is kind
of stinky.

Really? How embarrassing.

I can't very well blow up
the Earth

with bad breath now, can I?

Not to worry.

We have a comet sized
breath mint for you.

It might help.

-(EXPLODES)
- Ooh!

Spicy cinnamon. (BURPS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

Great job, all we did
was give the asteroid gas.

Hang on, everyone.

(ALL SCREAMING)

It looks like
they're headed directly for...

Me!

(WHIMPERING)

(PANTING)

Oh, hmm.

Oh!

ASTEROID: Greetings,
planet Earth.

Terribly sorry to interrupt,

but I will be destroying you
ina matter of moments

so if anyone wants
to mark the occasion
with a photograph,

get your cameras out now.

(CHUCKLES)
Because I'm only doing
this once.

(GASPS) He's gonna
flatten us all.

It's game over, man.
Game over.

It's not over
till the fat lady sings.

FAT LADY: Ahem.

(INHALES SHARPLY)

(VOCALIZING, SCREAMS)

MAN: Hey.

Any of you guys
know where's the Civic Center
is at?

'Cause we're doing
a rock concert tonight.

It's Axl Rose?

I hope so, 'cause
I'm wearing his underwear.

I thought he was
the lead singer
of g*ns N' Roses.

I am, but my real passion
is Steel Underpants.

Sorry, Axl, but there's
not going to be
a concert tonight.

Yeah, there is,
I wrote it on my hand, see?

No, there's no concert tonight

because an asteroid is about
to blow up the Earth.

That's a bummer, man.
'Cause I bought
new speakers too.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, those speakers look like
they can do some damage.

They'll blow your house
down, little piggie.

In fact, when those speakers
are turned up full volume,

my band can shake mountains
to the ground.

Hmm, are you guys thinking
what I'm thinking?

That I should go back
to wearing a mesh jersey
and a kilt on stage again?

No, I was thinking that
if your band could play
loud enough,

you could destroy
that asteroid.

I love that idea.

Only thing is
my band's not here.

Their tour bus was destroyed
when a giant pig fell out
of the sky

and crash-landed
on top of it.

-(BIGFOOT WHISTLING)
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

We can be your band.

I'm Bugs Bunny
and these are
the Looney Tunes.

We were scheduled
to open for you guys
tonight.

Well, Bugs, if we want
our music to destroy
an asteroid,

I need a band
that rocks pretty hard.

Think you guys
can do that?

(GUITAR PLAYING)

Does that answer
your question?

Gentlemen,
it's time to rock the rock.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Turn it up

♪ Make it loud

♪ We'll get your guitar
into the scream

♪ Heavy drums,
amplifiers

♪ We're a sonic
demolition team

♪ You've got to rock the rock

♪ Loud and all around

♪ Rock the rock

♪ With a stone crunching sound

♪ Ooh, rock the rock

♪ Hammer and crane

♪ Rock the rock

♪ It's rabble making time

♪ Power chords
Bass guitar

♪ Get in the ring
We'll get in a brawl

♪ We're going to destroy

♪ We're a rock n' roll
wrecking ball

♪ We gotta rock the rock
Smash it to bits

♪ Rock the rock
With a heavy metal fist

♪ Rock the rock
Grind it to the bone

♪ Rock the rock
To destruction zone

(EXPLODES)

♪ Super sized
Pulverized

♪ We're telling no lies

♪ Rock the rock
Annihilate you

♪ Devastate you
and decimate you

♪ Rock the rock
Rock the rock

♪ Rock the rock
Rock the rock

♪ Rock the rock
Yeah, rock the rock

♪ Rock the rock
Rock the rock

♪ Rock the rock, yeah ♪

ALL: Yeah!

This isn't the last
you've seen of me,

I'm going to come back
even stronger than before

and then you'll be sorry.

You'll be sorry!

Wow, we did it,
we blew up the asteroid.

It's like I've always said.
Rock n' roll can save
the world.

- Literally.
- That's all, folks.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)