Aladdin 3477: The Jinn of Wisdom (2025)

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Madam Darshana Shailaja,

Venkata Gatekeeper.

What is this device?

Madam, this is

just a mapping tool

to helped us find you.

If you use such a device again,

it will be you

who finds fate with fire.

Understood.

Uh, my name is Harshad.

I come seeking

the Jinn of Wisdom.

Pradeep here is a thief,

and my sacrifice for the loan.

Is he aware of your intentions?

-Yes.

-Are you lying?

Yes.

Aladdin!

Oh, hi, Jahla.

Jahla? It's Jahli,

you arrogant piece

of freighter scum!

You disappeared, no goodbye,

and you stole my vintage

holo projector!

Jahli, I'm so sorry,

I can explain everything.

I, I've actually be-- been

trying to get a hold of you.

- Yeah, you and your

stupid radio-head robot.

Hey, now you're

just being mean to Fidgi.

I like to recycle.

Recycle? Stolen trash!

-He can't even talk!

-Hey, Fidgi can speak just fine.

I just prefer

the Phonic Harmonic setting.

I find that melodic tones

give Fidgi a lot more

personality to his character--

Hey, hey, no-- no reason

to call the police!

Can't we just talk this through?

Jahli, it's been real,

it's been nice...

It hasn't been real nice.

And as for freighter scum...

What?

- Actually, I don't think

that's freighter scum.

Time to move, Fidgi!

Sorry.

Fidgi, come on.

Well, that was

an unwelcome thumb in the butt.

Jahli had it coming.

You would have done the same.

Oh, real classy, Fidg.

What about the hover chopper?

- No, I hot-wired

the hover chopper!

Look, it was your idea

to steal Jahli's

holo projector

in the first place!

Fidgi! Get out of here!

Hey, hey, I don't want

any trouble.

Ah!

Hey guys, is there any way

to get through here?

Not today? Got it.

No, no, no, wait! Jahli!

I, I miss you.

No! No, no, no, wait!

Jahli, we can talk about this!

Aladdin!

Guys, I just want

to get through.

No one asked you. Buzz off.

Don't ask.

Yeah? Well,

sometimes you don't smell

so great yourself, Fidgi.

- What do you mean

this isn't water?

Chetan. Always nice

to see my Grand Vizier

promptly answering my call.

Of course, my Sultan.

It's, it's my duty to serve--

Tell me, your personal ship,

normally you have it docked

along the rear gateway.

It's not there at the moment,

but I see you're here.

Well, where is your ship?

Vishal, where's Kamala?

-She's missing, my Sultan.

-Oh!

Chetan, any idea

where she might be?

-My Sultan, I can assure--

-Where is my daughter?

You're the Minister of Security,

and somehow my daughter managed

to walk out of here.

And not just steal any ship

but yours?

Vishal, what city

are we over right now?

-Jaipur.

-Ah, Jaipur.

And, Chetan,

what city are you from?

Jaipur, my Sultan.

Jaipur. Excellent.

Chetan, this will be good news

to you and your family.

You're relieved

of your position today.

-You get to go home!

-I've failed you, my Sultan.

Guards, escort Chetan to

his ship off the rear gateway.

My Sultan, but,

but my ship isn't here.

Oh, that's right. What a shame.

Escort him off

the rear gateway anyway!

My Sultan,

would it now be appropriate

to solicit the code?

I don't like it.

But I do think it's time.

I think I've got it now, Fidg.

Alright! An XR Viewer.

And it works!

Score!

Stop following me.

We're better

than this, Fidgi.

We belong up there.

- Not with the crap scrap

down here.

Aladdin?

Pich? What are you doing here?

As a hologram?

- So, Pich,

where are you living now?

In a giant storage container,

just like you!

I, I mean,

my mind is all over Hong Kong,

but I'm still down the corridor.

And you're alright with that?

I mean,

how do you know if you're okay?

Do you go check on yourself?

No way, it's the Astral Rule.

You can't watch yourself.

People go crazy doing that.

So how do you know

someone doesn't try

to kidnap you or something?

Get past the security system?

You're the one

that built it!

But honestly,

it's the last thing on my mind.

I mean, the fantasy I can live

through the NanoNet is crazy!

- Just last week,

I slept with three celebrities.

All at the same time!

Yeah, but, Pich,

it's all in your head.

You look ridiculous

all interlaced like that.

Trust me, just because

Hong Kong law says

I need to look like this to you,

- everything is crystal clear

in my world.

And I know a guy

who can get me "tangible."

I don't know.

You should be careful with that.

I never understand her.

I give her my trust

and she abuses it

the first chance she gets.

I'm sure she is safe

with the security team

you have provided for her.

There should be six of them

and they have sworn

their life on it.

Nah. What of the Vizier test?

Any luck?

Actually, only one candidate

was able to crack the code.

His methods may be sacrilegious,

-but times like these

often call for--

-Where is he?

I want to meet him. Immediately.

My lord,

it appears he's here already.

Sultan Ajit Gopala of Shivali.

A Hologram?

Do you have any idea

how insulting this is?

I come only to serve

and mean no disrespect.

I'm currently

in Jupiter's orbit,

but I am on my way back

to Earth.

I would be there in person

if I could.

We cannot detect

the signal's origin.

-Anish?

-If he was on Earth,

we would know it.

It is likely

he's telling the truth.

You seek the position available

for Minister of Security.

Grand Vizier.

You were able to crack our code.

- How?

- -I'm aware of your feelings

-about ill*gal technologies--

-Feelings?

Most of my family was k*lled

during the last Cyber w*r.

I've built India

from the ground up,

stronger than ever.

And I did so without the HoloNet

or the NanoNet.

Having you present yourself

digitally is--

My Sultan,

I couldn't agree more.

But laws don't make

these devices obsolete.

Corruption. Gangsters.

The underground filth

looking to overthrow you

grows stronger each day,

and they capitalize on power

you refuse to take

advantage of yourself.

I'm extremely fluent

in utilizing

these technologies you prohibit.

You can punish me as necessary,

or accept my allegiance to you,

letting me use my skills

to serve.

A final test. My daughter

managed to sneak off

in one of our Sentry ships.

- Do you know where she is?

- No.

But with my methods,

I can promise to have her

back to you within 24 hours.

Twenty-four hours it is.

If you can bring her back,

unharmed...

...the job is yours.

Consider it done, my Sultan.

Prepare the Ro-Mows.

She's headed to China.

Way to be discreet, Pich.

What, you wanna

go check up on him?

Be my guest.

Hey, good looking.

Gives me a kiss!

It's a pleasure to be back,

Lien Hua.

Excuse me, sir,

have you ever seen

oil lamps this exquisite?

Not interested.

Not even if they represent

the seven Jinn?

Ah-ha!

The finest Jinn Lamps

you have ever seen.

All seven with intricate detail!

So these have Genies in them?

Of course not.

But these are exact replicas

of what the seven

Jinn Lamps look like.

This one is the Jinn of Health,

and this lamp is

the Jinn of Wealth.

Ah-ha!

Ooooh, that one is the Jinn

of Sexuality!

The Jinn of Sexuality? Really?

So if I were

to just rub it right here--

That's blasphemy, boy.

Jeez, I'm sorry. Here.

You can have

your sexuality back.

Come on, Fidgi. Let's go.

- Some people really take

that Genie stuff seriously.

Sounds perfect.

Anything to elude

the convention of it all.

Oh, sure.

Regal monarchs and maharajas

hand-picked by my father?

My life is brimming

with romance.

Sir, you must

be looking for something.

Daw can get anything.

What is it you seek?

Can you get parts for a SkySail?

Sure. But why would

you want those?

SkySails are ill*gal.

They 're ill*gal to fly,

not ill*gal to own.

Indeed. Well, zip zam.

What do you need?

-A power key.

-For a SkySail?

- Wow, you just named

the one thing I can't get you.

That's what I thought.

Fidgi, I'm not gonna

get you an extra phonic detector

until we have something

to put it in.

First things first.

I'm just so glad

to be out of there.

Yes, but when you live there,

and you travel in it,

it's just so... symmetrical.

What? What do you want?

Really?

That's the model you want?

Alright, fine.

Let's make this quick.

- So you are sure

we can get through this way?

You're welcome.

And you can help me find

my queen someday.

Hey, Fidgi,

you ever see security like that

in front of a spa before?

I wonder what's in there?

Who is in there?

The XR Viewer! Great idea!

I did grab it this morning.

Let's circle around back,

give it a whirl!

Alright.

Let's try this thing on

for size.

Figures.

Right in front of a tree.

I do see some people, though.

Nothing...

Shiva to believa!

Fidgi, you, you're

not gonna believe this!

It's the Princess of...

India, I think.

And she's naked!

Get out of here, buddy.

No.

Get back.

I don't need your Auto Detector.

I know a Princess

when I see one.

Ugh. She's beautiful.

If I was her prince...

- You're right.

- You can record this, can't you?

Take it, Fidg.

What do you see?

It's her, right?

Argh. Damn it, Oomi!

What's the matter with you?

You bring me nothing

but bad luck, Oomi.

And by the way,

what is that thing on your head?

And who did you steal it from?

And here it is, Oomi.

Bad luck times three.

Is it too late for a pedicure?

Fidgi, I don't think this visit

comes with a happy ending.

Alright, guys

Easy on the face.

Think I should help?

You know, Oomi,

you don't really have to do this

to try to impress me.

I had this

completely under contr--

- Okay. I think

I'm going to stay right here.

What? So you think

you can beat these guys up

and I'll want you

hanging around?

Oomi, none of this

would have happened

if it wasn't

for your homeless a*s.

Get a life,

and stay out of mine!

Well done. Escort the Princess

back to the Taj Mahal.

Leave no witnesses.

Fidgi, wire that footage

to the projector.

No, definitely don't upload it

to the HoloNet.

We've had enough trouble

for one day.

Not tonight, Fidg.

I'll work on it tomorrow.

In fact, why don't you send

Brej a message to see

what he's doing tomorrow?

Maybe he can come over and help.

What in Kali

did they want with my daughter?

My Sultan, one can only guess.

Gangsters? Assassins?

She is Princess Kamala Shivali

after all.

Not only the

"Royal Sapphire of India,"

but a celebrity known

for her beauty

around the world.

Did these low-lives

see my daughter... indecent?

I'm not aware of any privacy

that has been violated.

If there had been,

the entire world news would be

gossiping about it by now.

However,

you can ask your daughter

of her safety in person,

as she has just arrived.

-Who's this?

-This is Lochan Shyamal.

He's the new Grand Vizier,

and responsible for saving you.

Saving me?

Where are my personal guards?

They were k*lled

by someone looking to harm you.

Kamala, I can't give you

the freedom that you crave

if you can't--

That'll be all for now, Lochan.

As you wish, my Sultan.

Well, well, what we have here?

The wanted historian

from Hong Kong has surrendered.

Harshad, what brings me

the honor of your presence?

Lochan, I know it's been years.

I came so close, I even saw it.

Yet you knew failure

was punishable by death.

Stupid to turn yourself in.

-Goodbye, Harshad.

-No, my lord! Wait!

I can still get it for you!

A new opportunity has risen!

As you can see,

my ability to walk

through the Holo,

the Nano, and the living

leave me with nothing

you have to provide.

With all due respect, my lord,

you'll never be able to access

any of the Jinns.

You need their power

to make your

godly transformation complete!

Say I find mercy

and give you another chance.

Obviously, you need something

or you wouldn't

have contacted me.

-What is it?

-I, I need a power key

for a SkySail.

That's it.

To sneak into Cambodia?

And a willing thief?

Yes. Aladdin Bhaskara

in Hong Kong.

Well, isn't this interesting?

I was just about

to sentence the boy to death

for being a Peeping Tom.

Sacrificing him to the Venkata

kills two birds with one stone.

- Hey, thanks

for coming over today, Brej.

No problem, I always love

sifting through

your collection of girls.

No, no, trust me, Fidgi.

You definitely don't want it

to have dual thrusters.

This holo projector

is so old school.

Don't you think it's time

for an upgrade?

It's vintage. And besides,

keeps me off the radar.

You know, you'd make

your life a lot easier

if you just went under.

Are you kidding? Never.

And guess what?

I saw Pich yesterday.

He's been under

for almost a year.

Good for him. He's probably

getting so much butt.

I would, too,

if I could afford more

than five minutes at a time.

Princess Trishna...

What, what's up

with all the princesses?

Hmmm. There's only one

I've been thinking about.

The Princess of India.

Kamala Shivali?

Oh, yeah, Aladdin, she is hot!

And a perfect reason

for you to go under.

You should totally get

a slice of the Hindu honey!

Yeah, Brej, I'm not interested

in the fake version.

Fake? You'd never know,

it's so real!

Trust me, I was with

this princess a month ago...

-Choice.

-Alright, Brej, you know what?

It's been great

having you here, but--

- I've got goals to set.

- Oh, goals!

A prince isn't made,

dumb a*s, they're born.

Pow.

Out! Now!

Aladdin, you wouldn't even be

able to contact Kamala Shivali.

And, if you're

caught in India...

...the Skan-- the Skanda Mafia

is gonna k*ll you.

-They're gonna k*ll you.

-Later, Brej.

Whoa! Ah! Uh, hello, creeper!

Later, Aladdin.

-Get lost. Not interested.

-Not even in one of these?

Come on in.

Have a seat.

My name is Harshad.

A vendor in the marketplace

told me

that you might be interested

in a power key.

Not sure they'd know

where I live.

What's your offer on the key?

It's very simple.

We fly into Cambodia,

retrieve an antique oil lamp,

and fly back.

And then, the key is yours.

SkySail Power Keys

aren't easy to come by.

What's the catch?

No catch.

All I want is the lamp.

-Where'd you get the key?

-Does it matter?

-I'd like to know.

-I'd like to leave.

-I'd like to leave.

-Good, I'm flying.

-Wrong. I'm flying. I'm flying!

-I'm flying!

-No! No!

-Yes! Yes!

-It's my power key!

-It's my SkySail!

-Fine! Fine!

-Fine!

But you help me retrieve

the lamp.

And we get it my way,

end of discussion!

Then what are we waiting for?

Shiva to believa! Yes!

Here goes nothin'.

Yes! It works! Woohoo!

Do you know how many years

I've been wanting to fly this?

Don't attract

too much attention.

Right. I'm on it.

We can get there by nightfall.

No. Stay low, not too fast.

No crazy maneuvers.

If we can avoid the authorities,

we'll make Angkor Wat

by midday tomorrow.

Aye, aye, captain. Fidgi.

Set course to Siem Reap,

Cambodia!

Lien Hua.

Yes, I am safe.

Have you found any of my guards?

I disagree.

Alright, Fidg,

let's go nab a lamp.

No! The robot is not allowed

beyond the temple walls.

We'll be back soon.

He can come with us to Venkata.

We do it your way.

Whoa, whoa! What are you doing?

I need to know I can trust you.

Fair enough. I need to know

I can trust you, too.

- Stay put, Fidg.

- Back in a flash.

Stay close to me.

One wrong turn

can lead to death.

On that note,

I think we're being followed.

Pay no mind

to the Shailaja Sentries.

Their concern is only

to protect the Darshana.

If the lamp isn't here,

then what are we doing?

This wasn't part of the deal.

We need to get permission

before we enter the Venkata.

Let me do the talking.

Pfft. Fine by me.

Madam Darshana Shailaja.

We meet again.

You've retraced your steps in hopes of gain.

An advantage you've exploited.

Madam, I seek

the Jinn of Wisdom.

Aladdin here

will share in the task.

Aladdin, are you aware

of this man's intentions?

Do you conceive the dangers

you'll face?

Oh, yes, madam!

I accept full responsibility

for my actions.

Let's go, Fidgi.

So let me get this straight.

The lamp that you're looking for

- this whole time, it's a Genie?

- -Say what you will, it means a lot to me.

- Shiva to believa.

- Fidg, you hear this guy?

It's 3477. People still believe

in fairy tales.

You must place your hand

on the center panel.

Sorry, Fidg. You go first.

You see anything inside there,

Fidgi?

Don't mind Pradeep

if you see him.

He didn't follow the rules.

-What happened to him?

-He fell.

He's not as agile as you

of course.

Check his bag.

The lamp may be inside.

No lamp.

There is a tracking light,

though.

Eh, just as well.

You can use it to guide you.

-Now remember,

you can only grab the--

-Yeah, yeah. I got it.

You have it!

Now, hurry, throw it to me.

What kind of idiot

do you think I am?

Throw me down

the SkySail's Cell Junction,

- and you can have

your stupid lamp.

The Cell Junction does you

no good down there.

Yeah, and you can't

leave Cambodia without it.

I also can't leave

without the power key,

which you have!

Now throw me the lamp!

Aladdin! You must throw me

the lamp at once!

Wait, this what happened

to Pradeep?

You screwed him, didn't you?

There's no time to argue!

You'll die, too!

Fidgi, of all the messes

we've been in,

this one takes the Jhalebi.

I've got a bad feeling

about this.

I mean, yeah, you're going

to run out of power

in, like, a day or two.

Me?

I get a week

to die a slow death.

Wonderful.

Rub, rub the lamp?

Are you kidding me?

Oh, yeah, 'cause if I do,

a Genie is gonna come out

and save us.

Fidgi...

when I hot-wired your brain,

did I melt the common sense

out of it?

Um...

Ah, English. Thank Vishnu.

One less language

I'll have to learn.

-Namaste.

-I'm sorry, are these all yours?

- Just the one you threw

to the ground, of course...

...and it's yours now.

What in Kali's name is that?

Good Gods, this is probably,

what, the 35th century?

How long have you been

down here?

Ugh.

Forever and a day!

But no matter,

where I come from,

time does not exist.

I apologize,

where are my manners?

You didn't come all this way

for tea, did you?

I am Manish Rishi Sumantra,

the Jinn of Wisdom,

at your service.

Great. You're a Genie.

Lad! That's derogatory!

Careful what you say in here.

Jinn is the proper term.

And it looks like

we're all here at the moment.

Probably a good thing.

Today, however,

you seek the Jinn of Wisdom,

and might I say,

you've chosen... wisely.

The only thing I seek

is to get back to my Sail before

Mr. Sphincter Smile takes it.

Not a problem,

as I can certainly

make that happen.

A quick disclaimer, if I may.

While I am a Jinn

that can handle any wish,

paradox induced withstanding,

my forte of course

lies with wisdom.

Most don't take it,

yet I am compelled

to at least offer.

Listen, Jinn.

Can I call you Jinn?

I appreciate the wisdom,

but I have no idea

how long we'll be down here.

So, unless you can get me

like a glass of water...

Dear Lad, I don't think

you understand

the potential power

you have at your disposal.

Yeah, I understand

holo technology very well, so...

Seeing that fake glass of water,

not gonna make me

any less thirsty.

Oh.

That's pretty good!

-Wait. That, that's real?

-Now that I have your attention,

let me offer you

this morsel of wisdom.

No wish that I fulfill

will bring true happiness,

for that comes from within.

Any desire you seek,

you have the power

to achieve yourself,

and the journey is

its own reward.

Understood? Bravo.

Now, what is thy wish

that I may manifest for you?

You know what I wish?

I wish I was out

of this blue cave.

Lad, I'm the Jinn of Wisdom.

I'd rather not go down

in history as having serviced

the stupidest wish of all time.

Furthermore, didn't you notice

the rear entrance down that way?

Uh, namaste.

Thanks for the tip, Jinn.

Don't mention it.

I suppose you'll be wanting

to go back to the temple.

If we follow this tree line,

it'll take us straight there.

Don't even think about it.

Turn around.

No idea, Fidg. But I swear,

if Harshad is by the SkySail,

I'm gonna beat him

to a bloody pulp.

I'm sorry.

I... I shouldn't have tried

to kiss you.

I should go.

So, so let me get this straight.

You're saying I can have

any wish I want,

and you'll instantly

make it come true?

That's right.

One wish. No paradoxes.

-What do you mean, paradoxes?

-You can't wish for more wishes.

And you can't wish

for more Jinns.

Your wish can

in fact be an act of God,

but I cannot turn you

into a God.

So if you're going to make

a wish, make it a good one.

Okay, so you're

the Jinn of Wisdom,

what separates you from,

say, the Jinn of Wealth?

My wish has to be

wisdom-related?

Lad, wisdom is my specialty,

and I offer that for free,

should you choose to take it.

But your wish can be

about anything,

-big or small--

-Whoa, whoa.

Ah, never mind.

This equipment's useless.

It's not even worth the scrap.

-What is it?

-It's some kind of

virtual reality unit

that someone probably stole,

came out here

to give it a whirl.

They never looked back.

And why is this attached

to his nether region?

Why do you think?

Vishnu.

I, I touched it.

Oomi?

What in Naraka

is she doing here?

Aladdin, if you don't mind,

it would be customary for me

to give thanks to the Darshana

-for letting us pass.

-Yeah, go ahead.

Oomi, have you seen a creepy

looking guy with a crazy beard?

He's got my Cell Junction.

A warning, Manish.

Should you find an opportunity

to follow the past,

you may not like answers

you will have to live with.

Yes, madam. My intention is only

to carry out the thief's wish.

In the event of trouble,

would you like reinforcements?

Madam Darshana Shailaja,

one should never bring weapons

to someone else's party.

That's an invitation

for trouble.

It's like I'm standing

in the sky!

Hey, Jinn,

you want some nourishment?

Are you kidding? I'm famished.

Ehhh.

On second thought,

I think I'll wait for real food.

I'm curious.

We seem to be heading north

along the Thailand border.

I could've sworn that

Chong Mek was right over there.

Wow. You really have been

in that cave a long time,

haven't you?

I think Chong Mek is somewhere

in... Russia at the moment.

At the moment?

They moved the entire city?

You've never seen

a floating city?

Oh, Vishnu help me.

What's going on

with the United States nowadays?

Oh, the U.S.C.?

They're still around.

The U.S.C?

Yeah. United States of China.

I think Khong Chiam is just over

those mountains over there.

We should rest for the night.

I think it's time

I paid a visit.

No, thank you.

Not interested.

Jeez, I don't have any credits.

Buzz off!

No passion for the arts I see.

Right now...

...I have a passion for sleep.

I've got one stop

in the morning...

...then it's Hong Kong or bust.

-Why the chain?

-It's an anchor.

So the SkySail

doesn't float away?

So no one steals it.

While you're sleeping on it?

Fidgi, you should recharge.

Oomi, if you want a ride

home tomorrow,

you can stand guard tonight.

Good night, Jinn.

Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Alright, I'll be back

in an hour.

Fidg, Oom, stay with the Sail.

I mean it, Oomi.

No matter what,

stay with the Sail.

Well, it's good to see

the arts are still celebrated

in the 35th century.

The arts?

Those were horrible wars.

What? Star Wars is a movie.

It, it's a motion picture.

Yeah, there are like 300 films

documenting the battles

that took place

a long time ago--

In a galaxy far, far away.

Yes. They're stories,

uh, created by George Lucas.

Sure they are. That's exactly

what the Thai government

would want you to think.

So what is it that

we're we doing here, exactly?

These are my old

stomping grounds.

-Ah, visiting family.

-You could say that.

What's left of them.

When was the last time

you were here?

I was a kid.

Well, when was the last time

you saw your family?

I was a kid.

Law enforcement.

That's a good thing, isn't it?

Not in my line of business.

And what is it

that you do, exactly?

We're illegally parked.

Come on, let's make this quick.

Shiva to believa,

these hallways are--

-Small?

-Smaller than I remember.

People actually lived

in these hallways?

I'm sure some still do.

It must have been hard

growing up here.

Eh, it wasn't so bad.

As a kid,

this was my playground.

This is it.

Are you sure you want to see it?

- You may not like

the memories it stirs--

What happened here?

Nothing.

Nothing happened here.

Aladdin, the past

predicts the future

only for those who believe

they cannot change it.

What's your dream?

Not this.

All I know is the slums.

I want to be

something important.

I want to be king.

Is that your wish?

I don't believe in wishes.

Hmm.

What in Ganesha's

good fortune is that?

Kleptorunners.

Thieves with no honor.

There are actually thieves

that have honor?

-We better get outta here,

before more show up!

-What?

-Aladdin! Quick!

Do you wish us out of here?

-Shiva to believa!

If I had a wish, it'd be

for you to shut the hell-- Oooh!

Ooooh! Oh, oh!

I think there's an exit up here.

- Yes, yes.

- And why

would I do that?

Serve a butt wind bag

KleptoKing like you?

Oh, I don't expect one to serve.

But I do demand respect.

Listen,

I used to live here.

We were on our way out--

I'll take that respect

before I take your life!

You look just like the Bhaskaras

that lived in T Wing.

What worthless pieces

of nano trash they were.

Wait, was that your mother?

She was beautiful.

I mean, she was always under...

But I remember visiting.

- Look, we weren't here

to steal anything.

- We?

Do you know what kleptorunners

do with a mouth like yours?

After trying to steal from us?

Do you know what these are?

Yeah. Canibombs.

You wanna be careful with those.

Oh, we'll be real careful.

We'll put one of these

in each of your orifices

and make each hole

just a little bit bigger.

Now might be a good time

to make that wish.

I think I got

some KleptoKing in my mouth.

Oomi...

Wait, who's watching

the SkySail? Fidgi?

Pardon me, but how many more of

these kleptorunners are there?

In an underground complex

like this?

Could be dozens.

Could be hundreds.

And they won't be too excited

when they find out

you exploded their king!

Okay, now we really

need to get out of here!

Oh!

Oh, oh!

Go, man! Go, go, go, go, go, go!

The other way!

-Aladdin! Aladdin, wait!

-Wait for what?

-Oomi might be in trouble.

-She'll be fine!

-She just saved your life.

-Ugh. Alright.

-Fine. Then take this.

-What am I supposed

to do with this?

Get back to the SkySail.

sh**t anything

that gets in your way!

-But I couldn't possibly--

-If you want me to help Oomi,

you have to pave the way

to the SkySail! Now get--

Aladdin, make the wish!

Make the wish!

Make the wish.

Or that. That works too.

Oomi, I totally had him.

Thanks, Jinn. Now go!

Oh, bugger.

Hah.

Thanks, Fidgi.

How... do you... like it?

-You, you just...

-Do or die, Jinn.

-Now get on board.

-Ugh.

Wait! What about Oomi?

She can take care of herself.

Fidgi, let's get out of here.

Wait. There she is!

Fidgi!

That's my sidekick!

No pun intended. Come on.

Let's get out of here!

Bye, Oomi. I'm sorry.

Now might be an appropriate time

to mention you still have

the 'Sail anchored.

Shiva sh*t in his shorts.

Jeez, guys.

Can we go now?

Princess?

Princess Kamala?

What are you doing

on this level?

I was hoping

to find you here, Amish.

M-- My name is Anish.

I know your name

is Anish, but...

...I like calling you Amish.

Is that okay with you?

You, you want me to be Amish?

It's like a nickname.

Nick is a name?

It's like a pet name.

It's like a secret.

Can you keep a secret?

Mmmm. You like

being Amish, don't you?

Kamala, I love being Amish.

Well, that was fun.

It's not the kind of actions

I would condone,

but that was amazing.

Aladdin, you were meant

for amazing things.

You have a wish.

Use it for something...

Amazing?

Be the change

I want to see in the world?

Be the person

you wish to see in the world.

Oh, hey,

is that Pich down there?

Lad, are you blind to devotion?

- You haven't had to live

with the curse.

But relax, Jinn.

You've inspired me.

Namaste, Aladdin. Pfft.

Still mad I banged

your princess?

Nice. Hey, do you wanna

make some credit?

-Always.

-I need your hack magic.

But I gotta warn you,

this could get dangerous.

Ooh, so mysterious. Sounds fun.

Count me in, Aladdin.

Will we win?

Where should I begin?

There was that time

we did that crime...

-But, Brej--

-...we got that loot, Ala D,

we knocked some boots,

Brejjie B.

Them girls are fine,

like Luna Wine.

-Ah, Brej, Brej--

-Never regret it,

I get that credit,

I'm always respected

and never indebted.

I've saved your fattoush

on many vendettas,

I've said it, I've said it,

I've said it before.

-The notorious infamous

Chinese outlaws.

-Alright, moving on--

Frigi-chigi-cheeki-

beep-beep-boop.

- Fidgi in the mix,

I make the NanoNet sick.

-My hot, hackin' skills

on the HoloNet make me rich.

-But Brej--

Remember that time

we double-parked

in that port in Singapore?

Yes, yes, yes, I guess!

- No--

- Ichi, Ni, San. Yes, all three!

Always on the hunt

for Hindi Honey.

I'm the Ying, you're the Yang,

yeah, we're doin' our thang.

Brejjie B on the mic,

with the Underground Slang--

Alright! Sounds like Brej is in!

That person is coming with us?

-Fantastic.

-Fidgi, I need you

to do some legwork to see

if you can find

where Keeta Ratana is.

Look. I'm on a mission

to make my dreams come true.

You help me with my princess,

and I promise the second

we come back through this door,

I'll help you with yours.

Princess Kamala,

what a welcome surprise

to find you in my quarters.

Oh, Sultana, were you expecting

to find a vacant ship here?

Hmmm. I can only surmise

that it was indicated as such

in the Taj Mahal directory.

But that would mean someone

is purposely toying with you.

Kamala, you do realize

I'm a hologram, don't you?

Even in person,

it would take more

than a taser to electrocute me.

But I'll be there soon enough

and you can try it then.

However, there is no escape.

Kamala, you and I

may started on the wrong foot,

but once you get to know me,

I expect we'll become

really close friends.

Alright, Brej!

Looks like you're ready

for an adventure.

I'm ready for some credits,

flyboy.

What, no Fidgi in the mix?

I just talked to Fidgi

and he's found

our first destination.

So, we're good to go!

No. No.

Well, are you gonna

stand there all day?

Get on!

But I'm warning you, Oomi,

if you screw things up

or the SkySail gets too heavy,

you're the first one

I'm booting off.