Pull!
Pull!
Pull!
Pull!
Pull!
Hey, my grandson who's staying
abroad called and said,
'Grandpa, can you give me a live stream
of when they plant the plane on the roof?'
Take a look.
- Heave...
- h*!
- Heave...
- h*!
- Heave...
- h*!
- Heave...
- h*!
- Heave...
- h*!
Hello!
Where are you, dear?
I'm helping them take
the Headman's tank to the roof.
Forget about helping them.
I'm trying to help you out instead.
Come quickly.
They are here.
Huh? They are here?
- Alright, I'm coming.
- Gulab!
Give us just five more minutes, will you?
We've almost got it in place.
Come on.
The tank is almost in its place.
I just hope they don't leave my place.
Come on.
Make sure you don't drop it.
Pull harder.
Come on.
Pull!
Careful.
Careful.
Take care.
Careful there.
Pull!
Oh no, it's coming down.
You did it again.
You'll be in big trouble for this.
Uncle, tell your grandson the plane
was made in China, and it crashed.
What do I say now?
You know, his poor mother
got sick and passed away,
and then his father just couldn't
bear the grief and followed her.
There's really nothing we can
do when it's God's will, is there?
That's just so sad.
- But I guess that's just how it is
- God's plan.
Look, here he is!
Greetings.
- Greetings.
- Greetings, son.
Greetings.
Bakar Singh, the young man
is right here in front of you now.
Go ahead, ask him whatever you'd like.
Don't go blaming the
matchmaker later, okay?
Nah, we won't hold you
responsible for anything.
He's really handsome.
I like him.
So, what's his name?
Gulab.
Gulab Singh.
It suits him since he
looks as lovely as a rose.
Come now, Sister, have a seat with us.
Uh, well, I...
Please, have a seat.
Enough with the excuses,
just go do your job.
She's actually our maid.
She's a bit late today.
I see.
How many kids does he have?
He's still...
I'm still single,
you see because I'm just a youngster.
Did you choose to stay unmarried
or just it hasn't happened?
So you're a lifelong bachelor then, eh?
Where do you stay?
You ask like I'm some kind of rodent
that should live in a hole in the ground.
This is my house.
I stay here.
- He stays here with me.
- Alright, let's go.
No way are we marrying our
daughter off to some bachelor's place.
- Hey!
- Let's get going.
Hold on, listen to me.
Sit down, Bikar Singh.
Let me explain.
I know them well, I'm their neighbor.
He's a real devotee of Lord Hanuman,
you know.
- Hail Hanuman!
- He visits the temple every Tuesday.
People call him a lifelong
bachelor for no good reason, trust me.
I know how pious he is.
Alright, let's go then.
We're not sending our girl to
live with some lifelong bachelor, no way.
Yeah, let's get out of here.
- Stay. Listen to me!
- Forget it.
Goodness, your head must
be even thicker than your body.
Get lost!
You wanted me to marry my daughter
into a lifelong bachelor's house?
Have you no shame?
Take her and go!
If she sits on our couch, she'll break it.
Get lost.
If you had any competence, you'd get his
uncle married first before trying this.
Listen to me, will you?
Bikar Singh!
Oh no...
Don't you worry, Gulab.
I'll get you married,
no matter what it takes.
Come on now, give me a smile!
Love you, my dear boy.
Damn it all!
You're looking at them
with such evil intent,
I'm worried you'll end up
devouring them with just your eyes.
I've got to take these back.
Well, the plan to get
him hitched may have gone awry,
but no need to let the
food go to waste too, right?
Keep it down.
You can only have a samosa after
we get Gulab married off, alright?
You can go tell that to your dad.
Why are you making such sour faces,
like a busted clock?
Leave before I have to
have you towed out of here.
Buzz off.
Uncle, you're not getting hitched
because of your own uncle, you know.
You're a good guy,
it's him with the shady character.
What makes you think I'm
the one with the bad character?
Did I rob your place or something?
Done sowing thorns yet?
The thorns were planted the
day your parents named you Gulab.
Come on, Uncle, why did you
have to go and say I stay with you?
As if you're staying with
Barack Obama or something.
You want me to sleep at the freaking
pumping station for their daughter's sake?
They said they don't want to send their girl
to live where a lifelong bachelor lives.
Why? Don't bachelors
have a life of their own?
Bachelor life is the pits, Uncle.
How can you say that?
You can ask anyone from
Salman Khan to the Prime Minister.
They're living the royal life.
He says bachelor life is the pits.
We're God's own son-in-law, you know.
We finally found a match this year, after
a huge struggle, and they turned me down.
In my rush to get home, I also
ended up crashing the Headman's plane.
But my marriage still didn't work out.
You know why you're not getting married?
It's because of your uncle, man.
Tell me, what's lacking in you otherwise?
They like you as soon as they see you.
But they're out the door as
soon as they hear about your uncle.
So you want me to just ditch my uncle?
You know he's the one who raised
me after my parents passed away.
It's not just your uncle, you know.
You're also partly responsible
for the delay in your marriage.
How am I responsible for it?
"How am I responsible for it?"
Haven't you heard that saying,
"When you really want something,
the whole universe conspires
to help you get it"?
What is this nonsense?
But it has a deep meaning.
You won't get it.
Remember our PT coach?
He said, first set a target,
then focus on the task.
Then there's nothing in
this world you can't achieve.
Yeah, bro. He even wrote a book called,
"Get What You Want."
You'll get the realization
once you read that book.
Just set a target.
But how am I supposed to
set a "target" to get married?
Fix a date when you want to get married,
no matter what.
Hmm.
That I want to get married on this date,
come hell or high water.
- Right.
- You're great.
My marriage isn't even set,
and you want me to set a wedding date?
The order doesn't matter.
Why don't we just book
a wedding hall first instead?
That's the bride's family's job.
We don't have a bride.
I know, it's not like
you need one right away.
Yeah.
We just need to put down a deposit.
The bride's family can pay the rest later.
You just need to focus.
That's why you didn't
pass the PT test, you know.
And your PT coach himself
didn't even focus on his own life.
Forget the target,
he'd focus on drinking every evening.
No matter what you say,
don't blame us for failing.
That's our own achievement.
Yeah.
Forget it.
How about we go catch a movie tomorrow?
Nah, bro. I'm taking the
wife to her parent's place tomorrow.
And I got to take mine to the doctor.
- Why?
- She keeps complaining her back hurts.
Let's go.
That's why I don't get married, man.
You guys are all whipped by your wives.
Your wedding's just not happening,
or you'd love being a sl*ve too.
He'll die single.
Get lost. You're not meant to enjoy life.
I'm a free bird.
I'll have fun at the theatre
all by myself tomorrow.
"The mirror would fall
for you if it could speak."
Well done, Ajaib Singh.
You're going to cause a stir today, I bet.
The maid didn't show up again today.
It's becoming a daily thing for her.
Who knows whose life
she's ruining on the way?
Look at him.
He's on his phone half the
night and sleeps half the day.
Hey, wake up sleepyhead!
Go do something productive, will you?
Wake up, it's already 14 o'clock!
Uncle, most people prefer
to be woken up by their wives.
No fairies come down to wake me up either,
I wake up on my own, just like you.
No one's going to marry their
daughter off to a lazy bum like you.
Uncle, I think you used to
be just like me back in the day,
that's why no one married you off either.
Wait, I'm going to teach you a lesson.
I'm leaving.
Your maid aunty didn't show up again.
At least make your own bed, will you?
You expect me to do everything for you?
Why bother making it?
I'll just have to re-make
it in a couple of hours anyway.
Look, Aunty's here.
- Greetings, Aunty.
- You just woke up, Gulab?
Look at that.
First, they move like a sluggish train,
then they stop at the
gate to let others pass,
like it's some major junction.
He gets stiff in no time.
Even the dead don't
stiffen up that quickly.
Why are you glaring
at me like a mad cow?
Go do your job.
Why are you picking a fight with that
poor woman first thing in the morning?
You say she glares at you,
but that poor thing hardly says a word.
And she feeds us,
so don't scare her away.
I can't cook.
Like I'd expect you to feed me.
"I want to make a movie
about our love story."
Hey Gulab, the movie is ready,
but it's actually about
you and your uncle instead.
You should have brought
your uncle with you.
He could have watched his own biopic too.
We'd have double the
fun watching the movie today.
Right, lifelong bachelor, I mean Gulab?
Why are you calling
me a lifelong bachelor?
My uncle's the lifelong bachelor, not me.
I'm still single.
Oh.
You're right.
- He's not a lifelong bachelor.
- Yeah.
He's a "coming soon" lifelong bachelor.
Wait, where are you going?
I'm not waiting around anymore.
What's wrong with him?
Now I'll only be able to
relax once I teach you a lesson.
Whoa, this one looks expensive.
We're not here to buy it, Gulab.
It's just a one-day thing.
We'll do our thing and get out of here.
Yeah.
Their office is that way,
let's head over.
Coming, coming!
Sir, which village will the
groom and his guests be coming from?
From Sanghreri.
Sanghreri.
And the bride's village?
We still don't know that.
You don't know?
What does that mean?
The bride's family is
staying in another village now,
and they're not sure of the name yet.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then don't confuse me.
No, don't get confused.
You should book it
for a date near Lohri then.
Near Lohri?
Sir, you're here to book a wedding hall,
not a mini tempo!
There are six months left for Lohri, bro.
You will lose focus by then.
Keep a closer target
of two to three months.
We will have a quick wedding.
Okay.
- How about his birthday, October 10th?
- Yes.
- We will also cut your birthday cake here.
- Yes.
I can't promise anything
about a birthday cake,
but if we don't meet the target date,
they will cut our necks for sure.
What is going on?
Are we having a wedding
or a community lunch here?
No, it is a wedding.
- You should just book it for October 10th.
- Yes.
- 10th October, done.
- Here's the advance.
Done.
- The bride's family will pay you the rest.
- Yes.
You can ask them for their village too.
Right.
Right.
Okay.
Congratulations.
The wedding hall is
booked for October 10th.
10th October.
Are you happy now?
Yes.
Okay, so with the grace of God, we
have managed to book the wedding palace.
Now nothing can stop
the sister-in-law from coming!
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
Turn the bike around.
"I think she must be adorning
her veils with laces."
"She too must be preparing
for the auspicious day."
"She must be sleeping with
the stars and the moon by her side."
"She must be questioning
the mirror about beauty."
"She must be questioning
the mirror about beauty."
"Anklets will finally
meet their destined feet."
"The village will finally
connect to the city."
"When that beauty will meet her beloved."
"I know I am going to pamper her,"
"Her face glows like a blooming flower,"
"I will surrender my life for her,"
"For she is the one for me."
"My destiny will once again favor me."
"She will come and unlock my fate."
"She will come and unlock my fate."
"I don't know how I
will contain my happiness?"
"I will ensure we have
a sweet relationship."
"I will ensure it."
"I will fill the wind with happiness."
"I will treasure and keep
my beloved safe in my heart."
"I will treasure her and keep
my beloved safe in my heart."
Okay bro, so we have laid
the foundation stone of your wedding.
Now the coach's book will
work as the tool to build the walls.
Take it out.
Ta-da!
Thank goodness it's a book. I thought
you were taking out a liquor bottle.
Forget the bottle and tell me
how close are you to your target now.
What do I say?
We got two proposals,
but it didn't work out.
There is just one month left for the
wedding, but we still don't have a bride.
You always get stuck there.
- Yes.
- We don't need a bride right now.
I think you are not
focusing on your target.
How else do I focus, you idiot?
- Let's consult the coach.
- Yes.
Come here.
Here you go.
The coach says to set small
goals to achieve big targets.
It will help you achieve your big target.
Hmm
We should make a list of important
things needed for a wedding.
Done.
Go get a book and a pen.
Items needed for a wedding:
Item No. 1:
- A bride.
- A bride.
Bro, can't we think of
anything other than a bride?
There are so many other important
things needed for a wedding.
Let's note those down first.
Cancel the bride.
- Yes, cancel her.
- we will note that down later.
Cancelled it.
First, write down: the wedding palace.
It has already been booked.
- Is it?
- Yes, it is.
Then mark it.
- Mark it.
- Use this... a red pen.
We've booked the wedding palace hall.
On number two write: confetti.
So the confetti is more
crucial than the bride?
He is more interested in
joking with the sisters-in-law.
- No bro, it's not so.
- Ignore him.
Note down the next thing.
A cook.
- Next, write...
- The tent.
Gulab? Hey, Gulab?
I have made lentils for you.
Here, have a taste and
tell me if it's any good.
Come on Sister-in-law,
your food always tastes great.
In fact, food becomes tasty
even if you just pass by it.
I am good at making spicy things.
And when it comes to sweets,
your sweet words do the tricks.
Oh, come on, Sister-in-law.
Here, have it. I am sure your
maid didn't make you anything good.
I have to take care of you.
Here, have it.
- Bye.
- Bye.
Gulab?
Be ready tomorrow.
We have another prospective
bride's family coming to see you.
Really, bro?
You're the only one in this village
who's so worried about my marriage.
I'm not actually concerned
about your marriage.
I'm just speaking from my own fears.
I fear my wall might
fall into your courtyard.
What did you say, bro?
Who will be worried about
your marriage if not me, dear?
I think you will surely
get me married one day.
I'll get you married before
you start jumping across my wall.
Get ready.
That's great news, Gajjan Singh.
Congratulations on your son's wedding.
What's the date?
10th October.
10th October?
Yes.
I am at Sadhu's place from
the 8th to the 10th of October.
What's at Sadhu's place?
Sadhu's son, Gulab is getting married.
Who agreed to marry
their daughter to him?
We didn't even know
that he was betrothed.
What? They already gave me an advance.
What do I say now?
You know, his poor mother
got sick and passed away,
and then his father just couldn't
bear the grief and followed her.
It's all fate.
Look at our fate.
We have such a good family, right?
Sir, I told you they are
the best family in our village.
They are the best.
Your daughter will rule this house.
- You are right, Matchmaker.
- Yes.
- The boy is handsome.
- Yes.
He has such a good house.
Only fortunate ones get it.
You are right.
Look, this house will
belong to him in the future.
I am just doing his parents' duty.
I am eagerly waiting
for him to get married.
I will be going on a pilgrimage
when he gets married.
We are okay with the alliance.
You can take the token gift right away.
Congratulations, Ajaib Singh.
- Let's not delay this.
- Yes.
Let's go ahead then.
- Right.
- Ask the boy to sit on the chair then.
Amazing.
Congratulations, Ajaib Singh.
I heard Gulab's wedding has been fixed.
Did you dream about it?
We are just about to
tie the auspicious thread.
You say you haven't tied
the auspicious thread yet,
but you have already booked a chef?
He told me that Sadhu's son,
Gulab is getting married on 10th October.
Huh?
Don't you have to distribute the invites,
you idiots?
What is going on here?
I think this uncle and his
nephew are trying to trick us.
What if his uncle is
trying to do this for himself?
Let's go. Let's leave.
- Let's go, Sister.
- Wait, sir. Have some tea.
Forgive us, Brother.
You said they are the
best family in this village.
I think they are frauds.
We don't want to ruin
our daughter's life with them.
- We will find better options.
- Bye.
How would you be ruining her life?
As if we would drown her in a bucket.
Stop it.
I am losing points because of
this best family. He got me insulted.
Gajjan Singh ruined it for us.
I was wondering I am the head of the
family, how could I not know about this?
Yes, Uncle, you are right.
But Gajjan Singh isn't wrong either.
No, Uncle! Don't hit me!
- Wait, you idiot.
- Please hear me out.
- You didn't even tell me about it?
- Uncle! Wait!
I'll keep hitting this
shoe on your head nonstop.
Are you really getting married?
Yes.
They insulted me because of you.
But you are the head of
our family, Uncle.
He was bound to blame you.
You got me insulted.
You behaved like you were my enemy.
You thought of me as your
uncle and not as your father.
You are not just my
father but also my mother.
We fixed it last night.
And these guys showed up
in the morning.
When would have I told you?
They had almost finalized it.
What would have happened
if they had given you the token?
Now tell me where is that girl from?
Keepa is the one who got it fixed.
I did?
Yes, you did. You don't remember?
- You are the one who got it fixed.
- Right.
Really?
Are you sure?
Who else could have done it?
- You did it. Tell Uncle.
- Yes, Uncle.
- My aunt's aunt got the proposal.
- Really?
She is a distant aunt's daughter.
- Such a close relative.
- Yes, Uncle.
Bye, Uncle.
We'll go get the invites printed.
- Yes. Let's go. Let's go, bro.
- Bye, Uncle. See you later.
Bye.
One of you go and do it.
Will all of you be personally
printing the card or what?
Everything got ruined
because of your coach's book.
We lost such a good alliance.
It would've worked out well
if we hadn't set that target.
- Don't think negatively, bro.
- Right.
Just think, you are getting proposals
from the time we are
following the coach's plan.
Right.
Coach's plan would've worked
fine if Gajjan hadn't shown up.
Hmm.
- Let's go inside.
- Come on.
Have a look.
That one's good.
Yes, this one's good.
So, what's the bride's name?
The bride's name...?
They know.
Tell him.
We'll think and let
you know the bride's name.
What's there to think?
Her name will always be her name.
I am sure her family
must have given her a name.
I suggest you think of
a nice name and print it, okay?
We are talking about a wedding invite
and not a sticker behind a motorbike
that I should find a nice one and use.
Then write Surprise Kaur.
Yes.
It's a surprise for our village anyway.
Surprise Kaur.
Yes, Surprise...
Kaur.
- Write down other details as well.
- Okay, give it here.
One more thing,
make sure his uncle's name
is mentioned as an inviter.
Okay.
Or he will get upset.
- Yes.
- I'll do it.
- Look over there.
- Ajaib Singh.
Ajaib Singh, Uncle.
- Here you go.
- Give it here.
I have written down his uncle's name.
- Okay then?
- Okay.
- Done?
- Done.
No. Not you.
The invites will get printed, but
we need to find this Surprise Kaur too.
I think you will get me into trouble.
Don't worry, bro.
We are both at it.
Leave the bride to us.
You take care of the invites.
And don't stay dependent on your uncle.
Hop on already.
Hop on.
Ready?
Yes, drive.
Here, Grandma. Congratulations.
Congratulations to you too, son.
I am so happy.
You did a great thing
by printing the card in Punjab.
Even someone like me can read it.
I agree.
The whole card is in Punjabi
but the bride's name is in English?
Did you find a white bride or something?
No Grandma, she's a Punjabi, but
the guy who was printing the invites said
the girl's name will stand
out if written in English.
That is true.
She is certainly standing out
in the card.
You just wait and watch, Grandma.
Your daughter-in-law will
stand out in this village as well.
True. She will certainly stand out.
- Have a look at this.
- What?
I found the marriage bureau's site.
- You found it?
- Yes.
They have also mentioned
a WhatsApp number.
Try it. What are you waiting for?
- Give me a minute.
- Okay.
I have reached the office
and I have received a call as well.
Stop the bike, driver.
Hold this.
Take care of it.
Let me put on my glasses
and see who's in such a hurry.
It might be a nice guy.
Hello?
Greetings, Brother.
Greetings, Brother.
Where are you speaking from?
From the place
where you called, Brother.
I'm speaking from Dhori.
He's speaking from Dhuri
with an English touch.
- He's got an English touch?
- Yes.
Then give it here.
Hello dear bro.
- Yes?
- Can you find us a bride?
I didn't start this
office to sell Java plums.
Of course,
I start this office to find you a bride!
Don't be so upset, Brother.
You said things that would upset anyone.
I was very angry.
But thank goodness I swallowed it down.
Tell me what kind of
a bride are you looking for?
Brother, we want the best quality,
premium, and shining bride.
Yes.
Actually, there is a
shortage of girls these days.
And you are in a hurry.
If you don't mind,
I can find you an alliance in Lahore.
Looks like he has contacts far and wide.
He is trying to fix
an alliance with Pakistan.
- Really?
- Yes.
Put it on speakerphone.
Brother, not that Punjab,
we want you to find one in this Punjab.
What Punjab are you talking about, huh?
Are you from the Punjab in India?
Are you from the Punjab
in Pakistan, Brother?
You should check the
number before you dial.
If you can't see well then you
should have it checked by someone else.
He is talking to you.
And if anyone doesn't help, then you
should wear thick glasses and check it.
And if you still cannot check
then you shouldn't dial that number.
Hang up now!
It got disconnected.
Forget that Punjab,
let's find one in this Punjab itself.
- Really?
- Yes.
Let's find another marriage bureau.
Yes.
Damn her.
Come on time sometimes at least.
Is your watch's battery dead?
My watch's battery is fine.
It's your heart that's dead.
Yeah, whatever, any way you
are here for another week or so only.
Once Gulab gets married, I'll get
to eat food cooked by my daughter-in-law.
Go and do your job.
She is always so lazy.
You will go to hell for this.
Lifelong bachelors have
just two things supporting them.
Mirror and door handles.
You broke the mirror.
Now where am I supposed to see my face?
There is no need to see it.
Everyone knows how you look.
I'll slap you, you duck face.
You scoundrel.
Now you should eat food cooked
by your daughter-in-law only.
That I will.
Leave before I whack you.
- You bark like a dog.
- Who does she think she is?
Where are you coming from?
You cannot stay in one place, can you?
Where have you been all these days?
Uncle, you know how difficult
it is to distribute wedding invites.
Our relatives stay so far away.
Like they stay in Bikaner and all.
They are all within 20 kilometers.
At least introduce
me to the bride's family.
I need to discuss some things with them.
I told you they are related to Keepa.
Do Keepa's relatives
refuse to meet others?
I mean he is handling everything.
He's like a family member to us.
- Don't worry.
- Get this straight.
Guys like Keepa will
get you into trouble one day.
Forget all that.
Where is Aunty? I am starving.
She won't be coming anymore.
Why? Is she unwell?
Unwell? She doesn't
have dengue or something.
She was already mentally unwell.
Who destroyed your only memento?
Your useless maid.
So you two got into a fight.
I am sure you are
the one who started it.
Why would I fight?
Why do we need her anyway?
There are only five
days left for your wedding.
I'll get the food from
outside for the next two days.
We will anyway have a
cook coming on the third day.
After that,
we will eat food cooked by your wife.
You guys are strange.
I need to find the bride,
fix the wedding all in five days?
You cannot even get a car in five days!
You guys are a limit.
We aren't asking for a BMW.
- Even an Alto or a Zen will do.
- Yes.
Will a push start Maruti do?
We will get it towed.
Yes.
Show us something at least.
Here you go.
She's beautiful?
- Yes, she is beautiful.
- Yes.
She is beautiful beyond compare.
There is just one issue with her.
- What?
- What?
She doesn't have a leg.
Good, it will save
him money for the anklets.
Right.
No. Show us a girl with
her hands and legs intact.
Fine, I'll show you the intact ones.
Do that.
Here, she is fully intact.
Hmm.
She is good-looking.
Do you have any photos of her
where she isn't wearing any shades?
Yes, I do.
- Show it to us.
- You won't gain anything by seeing it anyway.
Why?
She has an eye missing.
Do you have any girl with
all the body parts intact?
Stop joking with us.
- You keep showing us such girls.
- Brother, this is me saying I'm sorry.
I fix alliances, I don't sell blankets.
- This is a limit.
- Yes.
The board outside says
alliance and more alliances
as if you have lots of them,
like blankets.
Let's go, Dulah.
Forget it.
This marriage bureau shouldn't
be called Quick Marriage Bureau.
- It is a bad place.
- Yes.
Neither of the Punjabs
are working out for us.
We have tried both of them.
How about we try the afternoons now?
Huh?
Nothing.
It's Gulab.
What should I tell him?
What will you say?
Disconnect it.
The matchmaker was no help.
We will have to come
up with something else.
Congratulations, son.
"You don't experience these
auspicious days every day."
"You don't experience these
auspicious days every day."
God bless you, my boy. God bless you.
- Greetings, Aunty. Greetings, Uncle.
- God bless you.
- Greetings, dear.
- This is a limit, Gulab.
You are doing all the work on your own.
Your uncle doesn't know anything.
Does he not know that
you should be staying home?
You are not supposed to
step out of the house now, son.
- Right.
- I think I am in big trouble.
It's okay, son. Don't worry.
Now that we are here,
we will handle everything, okay?
You should not step out of the house.
- Okay.
- I am warning you.
- Okay.
- I will be watching you.
Where is your uncle?
Inside.
- Brother!
- Come, my child.
'This is amazing, God.
I don't have a bride.'
'And my friends aren't
answering my calls.'
'Now I am not even allowed
to step out of the house.'
'Why are you testing me?'
Go and quickly serve it inside.
Go on.
You too hurry up.
Where is he?
I gave you one duty and
you couldn't handle that either?
Where is Gulab?
I asked him to cook chicken
but he flew away like a bird.
Go and find him.
We are all set for the turmeric ceremony.
Right.
Yes, Ajaib Singh.
Go and find him.
I am waiting to break this.
It's not like you have
to break it on his head.
Find something to break it.
You go and find him quickly.
Go on.
Someone give me a stick or something.
- I'll get it. Come here.
- Where are you?
- You have it?
- Yes.
I'm coming.
He bloody never answers his phone!
There he is.
What are you doing here, bro?
We searched the whole village for you.
This wouldn't have happened if you
had tried that hard to find me a bride!
You kept saying you were
too eager to find a bride!
There are so many other important
things needed for a wedding.
We've got everything on the list,
but where's this 'Surprise Kaur' girl?
- Don't ruin your mood, Gulab.
- Right.
Your relatives are waiting
for you to apply turmeric paste on you.
Why should I apply turmeric paste,
huh, when there is no bride?
- It's not like we need her today itself!
- Right!
When else are we going to get her then?
- After the wedding?
- We found you a bride.
We found the one.
- You found one?
- We found one?
Yes, we did.
Yes, we found you a bride.
- Yes.
- Yes, we found you a bride.
- We found her.
- That's what we wanted to tell you.
Let's go, we will tell you everything
once you get home. - Right.
Everyone at home is
in a celebratory mood.
- Come on.
- And you are sulking over here.
You are drinking moonshine
over here whereas
everyone's enjoying the best
quality imported liquor at home.
Turn the bike around.
- Right away.
- We are headed home.
"Some girls marry senior officers,"
"Some girls marry revenue collectors,"
"Some girls marry politicians,"
"Some girls marry politicians,"
"Some girls marry inspectors,"
"Your beloved is a Jatt,"
"Your beloved is a
Jatt who is into farming,"
"I will fulfill all your dreams,"
"We will manage somehow,"
"Forget the money,
I will give you the moon,"
"Forget the money,
I will give you the moon,"
"Forget the money,"
"She just passed by me, and it's winter,"
"I am suddenly feeling very cold,"
"I am suddenly feeling very cold,"
"And my heart is racing,"
"We Jatts like to enjoy
good things in life,"
"We Jatts like to enjoy
good things in life,"
"We own a lot of land,"
"You can hear them roar from the bar,"
"Your in-law's village is incomparable!"
"Your in-law's village is incomparable!"
"Your in-law's village..."
"Why do you keep bragging about yourself?"
"Listen to what my heart has to say."
"Get me anklets for
my ankles feel barren..."
"Get me anklets for
my ankles feel barren..."
"Get me a queen's necklace."
"And also get me a nose ring
that shines like a bright star."
"Stop saving all the money,
spend some on me."
"Stop saving all the money,
spend some on me."
"Stop saving all the money..."
"Your beloved's friendship
is unbreakable."
"I can go do the impossible for you."
"I can go do the impossible for you."
"Even the government
isn't that resourceful."
"I feel like taking a sip of you,
you are like single malt."
"You are the one with attitude,
I am the one with leadership."
"You are the one with attitude,
I am the one with leadership."
"You are the one with attitude..."
"You are a handsome boy and
I am a girl who likes good things."
"You have pride,"
"You have pride, and I have attitude,"
"Like a thread and needle,"
"I swear, we are a match made in heaven."
"I swear, we are a match made in heaven."
"I swear we are..."
"We are young and good-looking,
both you and me, girl,"
"I can already hear anklets tinkling,"
"I can already hear anklets
tinkling in my courtyard,"
"I don't like anything without you,
who do you want me to swear upon?"
"Hey girl, I see you in my dreams,"
"Hey girl, I see you in my dreams,"
"Hey girl, I see you in my dreams,"
"Hey girl, I see you..."
Come on, everyone.
Hurry up, we are running late.
Come on, Gulab.
Hurry up, everyone.
Let's go, everyone.
Come on, hurry up.
The bride's family must be waiting.
After getting me into this mess,
now they aren't answering my phone.
Shall we leave?
Wait.
I first need to find
out where we need to go.
Uncle, get this straight.
You better make sure
your wedding takes place.
This is the first time
I am the best man.
Don't get me tagged as unlucky.
Sit there quietly.
I don't want to be tagged as unlucky!
Do you want me to teach
you a lesson right away?
But where do I need to come?
There is no bride.
Huh?
Okay, send me the location pin.
I have transported many wedding guests.
This is the first wedding
where the boy is dressed
as the groom when he
doesn't even have a bride.
Just drive, man.
I'm already quite irritated.
Don't make me teach you a lesson.
Take us to this location.
Okay, fine.
What's wrong? Why aren't we leaving?
What's got you so tense?
Did Keepa and all ditch you
at the last moment or something?
No, no, no.
Then let's go, hurry up.
Uncle was right they were going
to get me into big trouble one day.
They've got me into a big mess.
Come on, everybody,
we are late for the wedding.
Hurry up. Come on.
All of you come as well.
There you go.
This is going to get me into big trouble.
You have only one option, Gulab Singh.
Run!
They are going
to humiliate you so badly.
Where are you running off to, Uncle?
What are you staring at?
She is your bride.
So how did you like the
"Surprise Kaur" surprise?
Let's go.
Come on.
Long live the book,
"Get What You Want"!
Sign here, please.
I have already signed
the marriage certificate.
What is this for?
They know.
Sign it.
Gulab, can you step out for a minute?
We need to talk to you.
Keepa, you do the talking.
What did you want to talk about,
my brothers?
Well...
Brother, we couldn't find you a bride,
so in order to save you
from embarrassment
we hired an orchestra
girl to be your bride.
- Huh?
- Yes.
She is the one who actually
took the wedding vows with me?
Yes.
Dulah!
Wait, you rascal?
Where are you running off to?
I'm going to k*ll you.
Why are they playing
the chase-and-catch game?
Uncle was right.
"They will get you into trouble one day."
Hear me out.
Why don't you just hear me out?
She won't stay with you forever.
What do you mean?
I mean, you don't worry.
We have discussed
everything with the girl.
She'll stay with you until you
don't find a girl you want to marry.
Idiots, even if I find another girl,
how will make her switch places?
Everyone in the village
must have seen her face by then!
No, we have found a solution
for that as well, bro.
Yes.
We have discussed
everything with the girl.
She has agreed to our terms.
We won't lift her veil.
Yes.
We'll say she is from Rajasthan
and as you know they always
keep their faces covered.
You two-faced snakes! Now I cannot
show my face to anyone because of you.
You have turned my
birthday into my funeral.
- No, it is not so.
- Let's go.
Throw me into the river now.
- Let's go and find a solution.
- Yes.
Stop. Let's go, bro. We are here.
Let's go, son. Come on.
Greetings.
- Greetings.
- Greetings.
Shall we do the meet
and greet ritual first?
Let's do it.
But the bride is fake.
Where did these relatives come from?
We are thought of everything.
We have hired them as well.
We hired the entire orchestra troupe.
We will just have
to pay them Rs. 50,000.
Rs. 50,000?!
You just don't have to pay Rs. 50,000.
We also have to pay Rs.
100,000 for the palace.
Rs. 100,000?
Looks like you will force
me to sell an acre right away.
Come, let's go.
Let's go.
- Play the music.
- Come.
Come on, come on.
Come, Uncle.
Wonderful!
- Come on, Uncle.
- No.
Come on.
Wonderful!
Wonderful!
Amazing!
Friends, as you all know, today,
we have gathered here
to celebrate a wedding.
Hundreds of thousands of
princely pleasures are enjoyed,
If the True Guru bestows
His glance of grace.
First of all, I would like the
uncles to meet and greet each other.
With a huge round of applause,
I call upon the stage...
I mean I call upon...
the maternal uncle!
A huge round of applause
for him, please.
Here comes our next artist...
I mean our next relative...
The son-in-law.
Now the paternal aunt's husbands
are going to meet and greet.
Welcome, welcome.
- Here.
- Greetings.
That's me.
Yes, yes.
Now it's time for the matchmakers
who brought these families
together to meet and greet.
Come, Mr. Matchmaker.
Come.
- This is the last and final call.
- Who "we"?
Please come here.
A huge round of applause
for them, please. - Hold it.
Come on Brother-in-law,
give us our money.
You didn't include this
in the Rs. 50,000?
No, their rituals are
not included in the budget.
- Give them the money.
- Yes.
- That's a lot.
- Give it.
Give them all.
- Here you go.
- Okay? Happy now?
Don't spray confetti on us
or I'll slap you, you aped-face.
Hold this.
Keepa, she is talking to you.
Clap everyone, clap.
Let's go.
It's okay, this is how it happens.
Let's go.
- Greetings.
- Come on.
Come on, let's go.
- Come on.
- Carry on, carry on.
- They are giving empty envelopes.
- Now I present to you a beautiful Punjabi girl...
- Gulab, let your Aunt see your bride's face.
- With a huge round of applause
please welcome Ms. Rosy.
- Rosy! Rosy!
- What happened?
Ms. Rosy!
Oh no!
Ms. Rosy!
- Don't you want your payment?
- What happened, sir?
Sit down.
No one will lift your veil.
Sit down.
What happened, son?
What do I say, Aunty?
She is very shy.
- Really?
- Yes.
- No problem, son.
- Are you done? Anything left to do?
Carry on, carry on.
Don't stop. Keep moving.
Please don't get up, I beg you.
"You are destined to be mine."
"We are a match made in heaven."
"You are destined to be mine."
"My name's at the peak these days."
"And your beauty too
is the talk of the town."
"I am like a child's desire,"
"You are like a lover's dream come true."
"I am just like an ordinary rose,"
"While you are like a
rose-colored intoxicating wine,"
"Your face screams Lahore,"
"While my gait says Punjab."
"I am just like an ordinary rose,"
"While you are like a
rose-colored intoxicating wine,"
Take care of him.
I'll deduct your payment for this.
Then you say that I
don't give you bigger roles.
Look at how you behave!
Get lost! Go!
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
"I am just like an ordinary rose,"
"While you are like a
rose-colored intoxicating wine,"
"Your face screams Lahore,"
"While my gait says Punjab."
"I am just like an ordinary rose,"
"While you are like a
rose-colored intoxicating wine,"
Scoot a little, Sister-in-law.
Get away. Where are you entering?
What are you staring at?
Let's go.
Hey! Hello!
What are you doing here? Leave.
I am not going to do anything untoward.
Don't even think about it.
Go and sleep outside,
with your uncle.
Uncle doesn't know that
you are pretending to be my wife.
Then tell him.
- Otherwise, I will tell him.
- No.
I'll leave.
Yes, leave.
Well, was feeling suffocated inside.
Who? She or you?
I was.
It's over there. Use it.
It's right up there!
I wonder what his mother
had before giving birth to him.
Gulab?
Here, have some tea.
Don't you have to wash your face first?
Yes, I'll go and wash it.
What is it?
The sun is high up in the sky?
Who'll make the tea?
You make it.
We'll have it.
What do you mean by you make it?
Either you or your uncle makes it.
I am not going to make it.
Moreover, where is my money?
What money?
I'd settled your payment
that day at the wedding palace.
I think you signed the
agreement without reading it.
What agreement?
You forgot?
Do I need to remind you?
Oh, yes.
What did it say?
It contained my terms and conditions.
First condition:
No one will enter my room.
Second condition:
I'll charge Rs. 1000 per day.
Rs. 1000 per day!
I don't have that kind of money.
Third condition:
I won't do any chores.
How can you not do any chores?
My fourth and last condition:
I can leave whenever I want.
And I am leaving now.
Wait, wait, wait.
Sorry.
Please don't ruin my reputation.
I'll make some arrangements for this.
Oh yes, that reminds me,
also arrange for some alcohol
and chicken in the evening.
Okay?
What have you got me into, God?
Huh?
You were in the bathroom, Uncle?
I bathed outside itself.
That's great.
Did you bathe with your clothes on?
It's not right to bathe in
the courtyard without clothes, right?
You are strange.
What is this?
I have seen many bathe
with their clothes on.
But looks like our boy
here bathed along with his bed.
What did he see last night?
I think he has lost his mind.
Here's your chicken
and alcohol and Rs. 1000.
What took you so long? I'm starving.
I arranged for it with great difficulty.
We don't have it every day like you.
Stop this nonsense
and pour me a drink.
Water or coke?
Pour yourself one too.
No, I'm good.
Listen, now that you have
accused me of having it every day,
you should get me some every day.
Okay?
Who is it?
He is sleeping outside
even after having chicken?
Neither talks nor chicken
has any effect on him.
He will make us lose
our reputation in the village.
Get up on time sometimes at least.
The sun is already up.
How are you, Uncle?
Look, son,
I am the eldest in this house,
so it is my duty to
explain some things to you.
What do you want to talk to me about?
So what if I have stopped hunting?
I still haven't forgotten
how to use my riffle.
Look, I might not be married,
but I have seen many marriages.
There is nothing better
than a family member benefiting
from an elder's experience.
I have Panjiri for you.
Have a bowl of it every morning.
Then you won't have to sleep outside.
Come on Uncle, don't talk like
a pervert first thing in the morning.
You will know the benefits of
your uncle's words and the Panjiri later.
When are you going to make
your wife enter the kitchen?
Neighbors are asking when
we will feed them sweet flatbread.
We will have to make
them ourselves, Uncle.
She won't make them.
Why? Do her fingers have
boils or are her hands broken?
Her hands aren't broken,
but my hands are tied.
What do you mean?
Uncle, she is my fake wife.
How can she be fake?
Is she made of wax?
What is this nonsense?
Uncle, I have paid her.
You paid her?
But the paid ones aren't that beautiful.
When did you see one?
I have sharp eyes.
Tell me where did you get her from?
UP or Bengal?
No, Uncle, she is from Punjab, but...
You get those in Punjab too now?
Back in our time,
the bachelors had to get them from Bengal.
No, Uncle.
We had made all the arrangements
but we wouldn't arrange for a bride.
So Keepa made a deal with the orchestra
that she would pretend to
be my wife until I found myself one.
How is she your wife?
You two stay life brother and sister.
I have seen how you
behave with each other.
I had my doubts about Keepa.
When I asked him about the bride he
started talking about her maternal uncle.
I am better off than you.
I am at least a registered
lifelong bachelor.
You neither belong
to this side nor that side.
Forgive me Uncle,
but there's another issue.
She will have chicken, and alcohol,
and take Rs. 1000 extra every day.
Who is she your wife or your drunkard
brother-in-law who wants chicken every day?
Keep it down, Uncle.
Why should I keep it down?
This isn't a hospital where
the patients will complain.
I am standing in my own house.
I dare someone to stop me.
I will continue to talk like this.
She is crazy, she will embarrass us.
Forget about sweet flatbread.
First, arrange for our meals.
She won't do any chores.
How can she not do any chores? I'll
make sure even her elders do the chores.
Wait, I'll teach her a lesson.
Come on out, girl.
Uncle!
- Stop!
- I'll teach her a lesson.
Greetings.
How many times do I have to
tell you not to barge into my room?
Why, is the roof leaking or something?
I see. You won't listen to me, will you?
I'll have to use other
means to make you listen to me.
Should I call the Bhangra dancers?
They will certainly make
you dance to their tunes.
No, no, no.
Actually Uncle didn't
know about your nature.
Uncle, you might have used a
lot of riffles but she is a loose cannon.
It's almost afternoon.
Don't you have to make lunch?
Who'll make lunch?
I told you she must be hungry.
- Go and make some dough.
- Yes.
You have to make dough
and not become one.
Come with me.
Well, I forgot my way around.
- Gulab...
- Hmm?
I was thinking why don't we talk
to your maid aunty and call her back?
Now she is my aunty, huh?
What did you call her when
she was leaving? A duck face, right?
The way you made her leave,
forget calling her back to
work we cannot even greet her anymore.
- You mean she is gone forever?
- Yes.
We will have to do it on our own.
Damn it.
What are you doing?
Exercise.
I do it every day.
Why are you doing it out here?
Why do you need to exercise?
Were you selected for the Olympics?
I know why girls like her
do these things.
Girls like me?
Yes, you do this after you go
to affluent families.
Men like you dance with us
after two drinks down.
And let's not forget the cheesy
gestures you make.
And you call yourself
an affluent family.
Don't get me talking.
I am doing all this over here
because of you.
Otherwise, I can walk through
the village and go to the gym.
I have no issue with it.
Moreover, I took the money only
to pretend to be your fake wife.
And not to hear all this nonsense.
Got it?
She is aggressive.
That's what you get
for touching a live wire.
Did anyone witness this?
Not her insulting me.
Did anyone see her doing
this exercising nonsense?
If anyone recorded it,
they will upload it on YouTube.
Such videos get a lot of likes
and shares too.
Come on, Uncle!
'We are going to serve
this with curd and pickles.'
- Gulab, YouTube saved us today.
- 'They taste great with curd and pickles.'
I'll handle the cooking.
You go and handle her.
- Okay.
- Go.
We have made the flatbread.
You just need to cover your face
with the veil and serve it.
Women are waiting for you outside.
Don't you have any shame?
Even after what happened yesterday,
you still think I will be
okay with doing all this?
I would have thought about it
if yesterday's incident had not happened.
I refuse to do it now.
It is a tradition here.
The new bride makes sweet
flatbread for everyone.
Girls like us don't do traditions.
We dance.
If you want, I can do that.
Wait.
Give me the plate.
You can leave now.
Go.
Huh?
There are a lot of people here.
Perfect.
Time for them to pay for their mess.
Hey, Gulab! Do you need any help?
Come on in, guys. Come on in.
I need you here desperately.
Order away.
Your friends will do anything for you.
Come on.
No, bro.
I'm not going out there like this.
- Why are you doing this to me?
- You will have to do it, bro.
- Stop it.
- Sit down.
Get what you want,
but don't take off the bangles.
Come on out, dear.
We didn't have any dinner
because we wanted
to enjoy your sweet flatbread.
We're coming, Aunty.
Go and have a seat.
Don't get too cozy.
Let go of my biceps.
Sister, she still covers her
face with a veil.
- Here you go.
- Never come across such a shy girl
in this day and age.
Your aunts are over there.
Serve them as well.
- Our culture still exists, I guess.
- Here you go.
They say girls always cover
their faces in her hometown.
She is hiding her shyness
behind the tradition.
Come on, Mom.
Have a seat, surprise dear.
Come on. Talk to us.
Tell us more about yourself.
So my fear of my wall ending up
in his courtyard has been eradicated.
Now it's time to check the level of
his wall whether it is in order or not.
How are you, Uncle?
I am good. How about you?
Fateh, you have come
at the right time.
Your aunty has made sweet flatbread.
Have some.
I will sit in her lap and have it.
She is no stranger.
Go and sit on her lap, son.
Sit on her lap.
Let him sit, dear.
I'll be damned.
Aunty has a lot of big hair like Dad.
You have yet to see her mustache!
You are a modern girl.
- You should have waxed them.
- Yes.
Greetings, everyone.
God bless the one
who opened the latch.
Where did they come from?
Listen, handsome,
I'll bestow my life on you.
No, I won't listen.
I am not a 22-year-old lad.
You shouldn't say such things to us.
God listened to you now it's your
turn to listen to us.
"Sometimes say yes,
sometimes say hmm,"
"Sometimes say yes,
sometimes say hmm,"
"Come on, girl,
spread your arms and twirl,"
"Come on, girl,
spread your arms and twirl,"
Ask the bride to dance too.
Only fortunate people
get visited by them.
Go get him, son.
Go.
"Hey boy, if you want to see me dance..."
"Hey boy, if you want to see me dance..."
"Buy me a nice dress,"
"I am the light of your room, boy."
"I am the light of your room, boy."
"I am the light of your room, boy."
Dance with me as well.
"Two brass knobs, two iron knobs..."
Next year we will come here
to celebrate your son's birthday.
"She took them to Canada, boy."
"She took them to Canada, boy."
"She took them to Canada, boy."
- She is not feeling shy to dance now.
- Yes.
"Come on,
girl, spread your arms and twirl,"
Take him inside.
If they see his face
then they will take him along.
"Come on,
girl, spread your arms and twirl,"
Look at him dance.
Here is the dress, bro.
You can wear it or Uncle can wear it.
I am not doing this anymore.
You were getting all excited outside.
Come on Sister-in-law, dance with me.
Come on Sister-in-law, dance with me.
Come on, let's do the couple dance.
Hey!
Let me go.
Let him wear the dress.
I will support you.
No bro, I did it so that no
one doubts us.
As far as being Gulab's wife
is concerned, I refuse to do it.
This will end as soon as we
find a bride for me.
Where did all the matchmakers go?
Matchmakers won't be able to do it.
- We will have to do it on our own.
- Hmm.
Boys find their own brides these days.
I'll have to flirt with girls.
I feel pity for all of you today.
I'll help you find a bride.
You will help me?
Yes, I will.
I think you don't know how to flirt.
You only know how to ruin your life.
It's okay. I will go with you tomorrow.
Moreover, I can get rid of you only
after you find a bride, right?
You won't get rid of us,
we will get rid of you.
Same thing.
Come on out already.
You take longer
than girls do to get ready.
Well, well, I am impressed.
Shall we drop the program to go out?
Let's drop it.
Can I say something?
You have a beautiful smile.
Girls will fall for it.
Let's go.
Get in quietly.
He is always so grumpy.
Look, don't be too picky.
You will only get leftovers.
Really?
You just wait and watch my moves.
You will be surprised.
Greetings.
Greetings.
I wanted to talk
to you about something.
Yes, what is it?
I see you every day.
Every day?
I think I am in love with you.
Stop it, liar.
This is the first time I came here.
No, I mean I see your reels every day.
Yes.
Fine, but who is she?
Don't worry about her.
She is my distant wife.
You were right.
I'll be surprised.
I was stunned.
Whatever.
Stop laughing now.
You have done your thing.
Now let me do my thing.
The bus is here.
She will board the bus.
You too should get on
the bus after her.
Are you sure?
Yes, I am sure.
Go and get on the bus.
- Hurry up.
- Okay.
Go!
Give me a glass of juice.
Okay.
My girl too left like your girl.
We were sure to get whacked today.
No, she was right.
I am such a fool.
Who knows there might be people
from her village on the bus.
It would have ruined her reputation.
Oh my, my, you are quite concerned
about her reputation.
Sorry.
For what?
For what Uncle said that day.
He was wrong.
It's okay.
I am used to hearing all that.
Our society has made us this way.
Whether a girl works in the fields,
in an office, or an orchestra...
It is just work.
Everyone deserves respect.
We don't know your problems.
Who are we to say
bad things about you?
We actually never try
to find their side of the story.
We just make our decisions based
on what we know.
It is not a crime to do something
to feed your family and yourself.
I apologize on my Uncle's behalf.
Hmm.
Now tell me, where do we go next?
Look, Gulab Singh,
firstly, I like your name,
And secondly, I like having tea.
Then how about we go and have some?
Yes, of course!
Here's your tea.
I know how I can find myself a bride.
How?
We'll have to get admitted
into this college.
Hmm.
Hey, look, there are
a lot of girls in there.
I think you will have
a great chance over here.
Let's go then.
I am not going in there.
You go. It's something you need
to do on your own.
Come on, let's go.
Just go inside.
Good morning, students.
She's not your cup of tea.
Then who is?
Stand up.
Where is your book and your pen?
I have it.
Sit down and stop talking.
Pay attention.
You didn't tell me then who.
Shh.
Thank you!
It's okay.
At least tell me your name.
My name is Gulab.
What?
Gulab as in a rose?
Yes.
Well, mine's the same in English - Rose.
Rose kahlon.
Hey, take your book.
It's okay, you can give it to me later.
I'm in a hurry.
Stop it.
You can skip a day.
Okay if you don't want me to drink
then say something that gets me high.
Can I show you something?
What?
Give me a minute.
What is this?
I'll give this flower
to the girl I want to marry.
Stupid, you don't give
a dried rose to anyone.
This dried rose has a story of its own.
My dad had given it to my mom.
They had a love marriage?!
He gave it to her after they got married.
Oh.
Do you know what happened?
After their wedding,
my grandpa troubled
my mom for dowry.
My mom got upset
and went back to her maternal home.
Then my dad fought with my grandpa
and went to cajole my mom.
He told her, "I just want you.
I don't want any dowry."
Then he gave her this rose.
My naive mom treasured
it till the very end.
I think this is
why she named me Gulab.
Now this rose belongs to my wife.
That is great.
I didn't know there were boys
like your dad too in this world.
I have only come across drinkers.
The ones who make everyone smile,
The ones who make flowers fragrant,
The ones who make the heart sing,
The ones who can make the eyes shine,
Oh God, dear Lord, tell me,
Why are there so few people like this?
Nice poetry.
That's all I have.
It brings me peace.
I am not objecting, but just asking,
why don't you leave all this?
I am looking for a reason to leave it.
I will leave it once I find it.
You go find yourself a bride.
I'm going to go and sleep on the grass.
So, you find someone?
No, she is my wife.
Huh?
Your wife?
Let me explain.
You are in a big mess
Yes, I am.
That's why you are looking for a girl.
Yes.
A girl who doesn't have
a problem with this mess?
Yes.
A girl who knows everything
about this mess and still loves you.
Yes.
A girl who is ready to k*ll
all the dreams she had about her wedding
and leave with you quietly?
Yes.
Hmm.
How will I find such
a girl in this day and age?
It is quite difficult.
Don't worry, I am just kidding.
There are a lot of girls in our college.
Are you sure?
Yes, I am sure.
Then you have to find me one.
Yes, fine.
"Nothing is more beautiful than you."
"Neither before nor later,"
"There will be no one like you,"
"I celebrate whenever I see you."
"What I feel for you,"
"It is something much deeper than love,"
"What I feel for you,"
"It is something much deeper than love,"
"What I feel for you,"
"It is something that
goes beyond the seven skies,"
"Listen, my dream man,"
"Let me look at you
to my heart's content,"
"For my intentions are changing,"
"It is something that
goes beyond the seven skies,"
"Listen, my dream man,"
"Let me look at you
to my heart's content,"
"For my intentions are changing,"
"It is something that makes
me think I am losing myself in you,"
"What I feel for you,"
"It is something much deeper than love,"
"What I feel for you,"
"It is something much deeper than love,"
"What I feel for you,"
"My heart is in a bad state."
"You didn't do anything,"
"Yet what you did was amazing."
"We have wasted so much
precious time, oh God,"
"My eyes now insist,"
"I should never stay away from you."
"What I feel for you,"
"It is something much deeper than love,"
"What I feel for you,"
"It is something much deeper than love,"
"What I feel for you,"
You came home early today.
It's nothing.
I just thought I'd be late
for the chores.
Is everything alright?
What made you wash the clothes today?
Just...
Just? What do you mean?
I mean I thought I should wash
them just like you wash them every day.
Forget that, and freshen up.
I've cooked lentils.
And I'm just about to make flatbread.
Come on.
Come on, let's go.
What's wrong with her?
She washed all the clothes.
If she has made these lentils then
I'm sure there is something fishy with it.
How do the lentils taste?
It's tasty.
This is the first time I made it.
Here Uncle, have some water.
I just swallowed it wrong. It's tasty.
How much salt did she use?
It's too salty.
Hmm.
Uncle, just eat what you get quietly.
It is better than what you make.
Don't make me throw
this plate on your face.
You eat my food and
then you bad mouth about it.
I have been the one feeding you until now.
Don't get upset.
What else do you expect to do,
worship you?
I'll have the flatbread with pickles.
Can you come and sleep inside, please?
I can't sleep.
Have a drink.
You are used to drinking
every night, right?
No, actually, I had a very scary dream.
And I am feeling very scared.
And I have stopped drinking.
That's why I am asking
you to have a drink.
You shouldn't go cold turkey.
It is an addiction.
Have a drink.
I asked you to come inside,
I didn't ask you to lecture me.
Come inside.
Where is he going?
Looks like he wanted
to again get insulted tonight.
He will make me lose
my reputation in the village.
Don't go inside.
Don't do this. Don't go inside.
Let me go, Uncle. What are you doing?
She will cause a scene.
She called me inside!
I won't let you go.
Let me go.
I won't let you go.
- Come on.
- No.
What are you two doing?
I asked him to come in.
She is so unpredictable.
Switches between passive
and aggressive in no time.
Why should I care?
You're digging your own grave.
It's okay,
you can sleep on the bed if you want.
No, I am fine here.
You can destroy me if you want,
But don't keep me away from you.
I've already given you my heart,
It's up to you what you do with it.
Why do you want to go to Canada?
Look, I am sharing
this only with you, okay?
There was a boy whom
I used to love like crazy.
He moved to Canada.
He continued to talk
to me after he went there.
But after some time he changed.
He also changed his number.
He kind of broke all ties with me.
I just want to go there
and ask him what was my fault.
This is strange.
I have heard of girls breaking
all ties and leaving a boy.
This is the first time I've heard that a boy
went to Canada and broke all ties with a girl.
Earlier I had chosen a boy for myself.
This time my parents will find one for me.
That is great.
What happened?
It's late. Don't you want to go home?
Let's go.
Hmm.
Yes.
Hey, you want to have Kulchas?
I know a place that serves great Kulchas.
Sure.
- Let's go.
- Let's go.
You'll become a fan once you have them.
Really?
Here you go. Enjoy piping hot Kulchas.
Here's one Kulcha for you.
Here you go.
Try it out, Rose Kaur.
Why did you sit at the back?
It's okay.
You enjoy the Kulcha.
It's tasty, isn't it?
It's really delicious.
Very spicy.
I'll bring you here whenever you want.
Okay.
What happened?
Come on out, Rose.
It's quite late.
We are in a hurry.
Huh?
Hey! Hello?
What have you done?
What is wrong with you?
Why aren't you saying anything?
Why did you make her get out of the car?
I am not your driver.
You made me sit alone in the front,
while both of you sat at the back.
Stop the car. Let me sit in the front.
It's okay. Stay there.
You wanted to sit there, right?
What kind of behavior is this?
I don't know.
Don't be friends with her.
Why not?
I don't know.
She isn't right for you.
I know what's right and wrong for me.
Who are you to tell me what to do?
Moreover, what problem
do you have with our friendship?
Here's your Rs. 1000.
I forgot to pay you today.
How are you?
I'm sorry for yesterday.
I don't know what
was wrong with that fool.
It's okay. Forget about her.
I have found a girl for you.
Really?
Really.
Who is she?
She is from our college.
She is very beautiful and simple.
Then introduce her to me immediately.
Don't be in such a hurry.
Her photo's in it.
Let me know if you like her.
Then I will take things forward.
Rose and Gulab,
they're the same thing, right?
So we should stay together, right?
I cannot believe that you like me.
Think well before you say yes.
Don't back out like the first one.
I won't back out.
I will never back out.
You know what we should do?
We cannot have a grand
wedding because of your mess.
But it's okay.
With a heavy heart, I'll crush
all the dreams I had for my wedding.
I'll talk to my family
about you today itself.
You should come over with Uncle.
You should just say that
you don't have any demands.
We already have everything.
We just want to take the girl with us.
This will impress my dad
because he thinks big
weddings are a waste of money.
You have already planned everything.
Yes.
You just need to come over
with your uncle and talk to my parents.
Then we can get married in a court.
- I'll talk to my uncle today itself.
- Okay.
And I'll give this good
news to my ex-wife as well.
Look at him.
He is coming home now.
Yes.
Where were you, Gulab?
Your wife has invited us over.
- She invited you here?
- Go and get her.
Go, hurry up.
What is this nonsense?
Nonsense? What nonsense?
Can't you see? I'm going outside
to offer them sweet flatbreads.
You didn't offer them
any the day I asked you to.
Don't get me into trouble.
Cover your face.
Those sweet flatbreads
weren't made by me.
They have been waiting to see my face.
I thought I should
show them my face today.
They aren't waiting to see your face.
You are not my real wife.
Of course, I am.
I am the one you married.
How else do you define wife?
Why are you trying to get me into trouble?
I have found the girl I want to marry.
We will show her face to everyone.
You shouldn't bother.
No way. I will go and
show them my face right away.
What is wrong with you?
Why are you behaving like this?
I think I am in love.
With whom?
With you!
Who else can I fall in love with?
Your uncle?
- Hurry up, girl.
- Coming!
I'm coming!
Get out of my way.
Rosy, if you love me even a little...
Then cover your face.
You won't be able to see
my love if I cover my face.
This is the only way to see it.
What have you done?!
I told you girls like
her cannot be trusted.
You should have added poison
in them instead of jaggery,
and gave a couple of
flatbreads to us as well.
Do you think you can become
my wife by doing all this drama?
I am getting married to Rose.
Please leave.
Send a car over for me.
Oh, wonderful.
They have a great show going on here.
Now that's what you
call full entertainment.
Come on, friends.
Those angels will dance on the stage
whereas this red angel
will dance on the table.
- Pour yourself one.
- Do it.
You already have one.
Let me pour myself one.
- So what if she showed them her face, bro?
- Have it.
There were only a couple
of old women over there.
You say as if everyone
in the village saw her face.
- Have it.
- No, I am not in the mood.
- Don't worry.
- Wonderful.
If you liked that, then please
give them a huge round of applause.
The next artist needs no introduction.
The one who makes
young hearts beat faster.
The pride and honor of
this orchestra group, Ms. Rosy!
- Wonderful!
- Rosy! Rosy!
I have already shown you what's to come,
I have already shown you what's to come,
I had said you would leave me,
When you cursed me, I remembered,
When you cursed me, I remembered,
How many taunts I had saved you from.
You deserved to be an enemy, my friend,
You deserved to be an enemy, my friend.
There was a time when I
had fed you with these very hands.
Amazing!
That's true.
"You will make Katrina go jobless."
"You will cause trouble
for Angelina as well."
"You will break the Instagram
with your latest reel."
"The whole village will
be obsessed with your fair skin."
"You should hide your face behind a veil."
"The whole village will
be obsessed with your fair skin."
"You should hide your face behind a veil."
"The whole village will
be obsessed with your fair skin."
"You should hide your face behind a veil."
"I watch myself before I take every step."
"For lovers can be very cruel."
"I watch myself before I take every step."
"For lovers can be very cruel."
"You cannot hide fire behind veils."
"Even if you try to seal your lips."
"I am like boiling milk."
"You cannot keep me hidden behind a veil."
"I am like boiling milk."
"You cannot keep me hidden behind a veil."
"You will make the temperature soar."
"You will drive saints' sons to drink."
"You will make the temperature soar."
"You will drive saints' sons to drink."
"You will make boys crazy,"
"When you will get on
the roof to dry your hair."
"The whole village will
be obsessed with your fair skin."
"You should hide your face behind a veil."
"The whole village will
be obsessed with your fair skin."
"You should hide your face behind a veil."
"The whole village will
be obsessed with your fair skin."
"You should hide your face behind a veil."
"Dark colors suit fair-skinned people."
"Boys eagerly wait for a glance of me."
"Dark colors suit fair-skinned people."
"Boys eagerly wait for a glance of me."
"My beauty is intoxicating,"
"You should be careful, dear,"
"I am like boiling milk."
"You cannot keep me hidden behind a veil."
"I am like boiling milk."
"You cannot keep me hidden behind a veil."
Don't worry, bro.
No one knows.
Moreover, men haven't seen her face.
They don't know who she is.
Well done.
That was a wonderful performance.
May we have a huge
round of applause for them.
Yes?
Okay, ma'am here enjoyed
the performance and told us
that Rosy is a daughter-in-law
from this village.
A huge round of applause for her.
How did that happen?
Let's go.
Now everybody knows.
Don't worry.
Most women are Cataracts.
And most men are drunk.
They are so sloshed that
everything seems blurred to them.
Your wife gave such a
great performance today, dear.
I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Love you, dear.
I found another girl
with great difficulty,
but now the first one lifted her veil.
Look bro,
all things said and done,
now there is only one solution
for the problem you are stuck in.
I heard that our coach is about
to publish another book, part two.
Don't you have any shame?
It's his first book that got me into
this mess in the first place.
And now you are suggesting
to get the other book.
Bro, this is what's so special
about that book.
You were cribbing
that you don't have a single girl
but now you have two.
He is right, bro.
We should go meet the coach.
That book is yet to be published,
but he will give us its rough draft.
- Really?
- Yes.
- He knows quite well.
- Yes.
Shall we go to him then?
Let's ask that guy.
I think this is his house.
Stop the bike.
Is this the coach's house?
Yes, who are you?
- We are his favorite students.
- Yes.
We are here for the part two.
Oh, I see.
Ask him if we can get a rough draft.
Get it.
We don't need tea.
Come on.
You guys are his favorite students, right?
Your coach eloped with
a girl from the village last night.
Get the baton.
Get them.
Let's go.
Your coach is going
to get us into trouble.
Hurry up. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
And now you know
where your coach's focus was.
They said he would get
us out of this problem,
but he ran away with a girl!
They are just talking nonsense.
He must have gone
to a race with a girl.
Yes.
Gulab, you know, everyone's preparing
for the state-level games.
No bro, Gulab doesn't know anything,
He can't even pick between
Rose and Rosy.
He's a perfect case of out of
the frying pan into the flame.
- It's fire.
- It's fire?
I didn't fall into fire or flame,
I fell on the ground.
If I wouldn't be in this mess
if I had stayed in the frying pan.
Don't get angry, bro,
but I have a plan.
Don't you have any shame?
Doesn't he feel sorry for me at all?
I am here, hanging upside down
because of your coach's plans.
What do you want me to do next?
Hang myself?
I have come up with
this plan on my own, bro.
Coach has nothing to do with it.
If this fails then I swear
on the sage with the dog,
I will never advise myself again.
- Fine, tell me.
- Go ahead.
You remember as kids we used
to draw lucky lots?
We used to get what number used
to be mentioned on the chit.
Why don't you decide by drawing
lots or something?
Come on, great planners,
this isn't a lucky draw
that we'll make chits.
- Consider it a lucky draw, bro.
- Yes.
The lucky girl will get Gulab.
We won't cheat while picking a chit.
This way we will know God's will.
'Rosy'
Let's give it another shot.
- Hmm.
- Hmm.
Go for it.
'Rosy'
They say the third time's a charm.
One more time.
'Rose'
I told you the third time's a charm.
This is perfect.
Go if you are so desperate to leave,
Life too doesn't ask permission
before leaving the body.
Why won't it work out?
God makes your wishes come true
if your intentions are good.
- Hmm.
- Yes.
Rose's uncle was more worried
about getting her married than us.
He feared that we might end up
with a bad family.
Hmm.
Thank God, we don't have
to worry about that anymore.
By the way, Rose told us
that you want a simple wedding.
Yes, we don't want
to spend much either.
We will just get a handful of people
and take her with us.
- Great.
- Great.
You are a man of high thinking.
They both know
and understand each other.
We accept this alliance.
We are fortunate.
Okay then, let's have some sweets
to celebrate that.
The girl's uncle brought Rajdhani's
special sweets all the way
from Canada.
Wait, Brother-in-law.
We will do all this in the court.
You are right.
Okay. Fine.
There you go, Uncle.
Rose's family has agreed to our wedding.
Now I will get married to Rose
and come home and exchange the brides.
We were stuck in a big mess.
Once Rose comes here,
the everyday problem will go away.
Let's go and get rid of Rosy now.
- Let's go.
- Come on, Uncle.
I think she will get rid of us instead.
Come on in, son.
Come here.
- Greetings.
- Greetings.
Greetings, Uncle.
What do you want to say, girl?
I have already told you everything.
I agree it is his fault.
But he didn't do anything wrong.
I did it for money.
Gulab did it because of
his personal constraints.
Neither did he ever cross
his limit nor did I.
But now he has got the girl he wanted.
And if Gulab is happy then I am happy.
Rose is from a good family.
Gulab too is a very nice boy.
Moreover, they both like each other.
So, I think none of us should
object to their wedding.
Now you can decide, as you feel right.
You all know what she said.
Gulab is a very nice boy.
The village council has no objection.
We have just one issue.
Why did you ruin your life listening
to that coach?
Who gives you such bad advice, Gulab?
The ones who give him bad
advice are the ones
who don't even consult each other
as to what advice to give him.
They are bloody advice-less people.
Don't you dare ruin your family life
like ever again!
Okay, Headman.
It was bound to ruin his home.
He was trying to build two walls
on one foundation.
He would have taken five inches
of my wall also on his side.
Gulab, you should get married
to the girl you have chosen for yourself.
Ajaib Singh,
we have solved your issue.
Now how about offering us some tea?
Yes, I will.
But I will have to make it on
my own as my maid left the job.
Ask one of them to make it.
Go. You cannot give good advice.
Now at least make some good tea.
Let's take Gulab with us.
Go make tea,
we don't want your advice.
- Yes, we're on it.
- We'll leave after tea.
You are leaving without informing me?
I have nothing left here anymore.
You should have stayed till my wedding.
I have done the work
that I was paid for.
Thank you.
Whatever we did
only complicated everything.
You solved everything.
Listen, you should stop drinking.
If I am letting you go
then letting go of liquor is no big deal.
You too should get married.
I am already married.
Have you forgotten that?
You are the one I got married to.
I am just joking.
I think girls like us aren't meant
to be wives.
That's just an excuse.
The day you find someone like my father,
he will make you his wife.
You were the only one
who was like your father, you fool.
"Life is a journey,"
"And I have on a journey these days,"
"Forgive me if I have linked myself
with someone else these days,"
"But God bears me witness,
I've never touched anyone."
"I never loved anyone like I loved you,"
"I never fell for anyone like I fell for you,"
"My soul won't let go of your love,"
"My mouth won't stop chanting
your name,"
"My mind is always
filled with your thoughts,"
"I have never slept after I slept under
the shadow of your tresses."
"My blood is drying out,
but I didn't shed a single tear."
"I never loved anyone like I loved you,"
"I never fell for anyone like I fell for you,"
"Love is cruel,"
"Love does as it pleases,"
"Love accepts everybody,"
"Love feels no pity,"
"Love makes you a stranger,"
"Love makes you go crazy,"
"Love gives happiness to some,"
"Love ruins some,"
Why are you so quiet?
What is wrong?
Tell me something, Uncle.
Yes?
When Dad fought with Grandpa
and went to get Mom back,
I am sure it must have made
Grandpa very angry.
Your grandpa was very angry, but...
Look, son, making someone angry
for a moment is better
than having a lifetime of regret.
You cannot make everyone
happy all the time.
"Just like a painting is incomplete
without colors."
Don't back out like the first one.
"Like the half moon,
my love too is incomplete."
"We could neither get together
nor part ways,"
"There is a strange distance between us,"
"I am constrains of my own
and you have constrains of your own."
- "I feel lost without you,"
- I am already married.
Have you forgotten that?
You are the one I got married to.
"But I never lost myself
in anyone's dreams."
"I never loved anyone like I loved you,"
Here you go.
You should sign over here.
And you should sign over here.
Sign it.
What are you thinking about, son?
Sign it quickly so that we can
all enjoy the sweets.
Rose, can you step outside
with me for a minute?
I need to talk to you.
What's wrong?
I wanted to tell you something, Rose.
What?
When my parents passed away
and I was just a kid,
I used to feel quite restless.
I used to not know what to do.
I feel the same today.
I don't know what to do.
I didn't know that I would
feel restless after Rosy left.
I tried to calm myself down
but I failed.
I think I am in love with Rosy.
How could you not know
that you love her?
Perhaps we met at the wrong time.
I was looking for a wife
and you were looking for your lost love.
We didn't love each other,
but we needed each other.
You too backed out, didn't you?
I didn't back out.
I just shared my feelings with you.
I will do as you say.
Are you sure you will do as I say?
Yes.
Come on then.
Sign it.
Do it.
Congratulations to you.
Congratulations. Congratulations.
Time to empty the box now.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Thank God.
Uncle, please wait.
Gulab, can you step outside with me?
- What is it now?
- I don't know what is going on.
I knew Rosy loved you
the day she grabbed my arm
and got me out of your car.
But when you ignored her,
I like a fool thought
you had no feelings for her.
I was a fool to look outside for
something that was in my house.
We wouldn't have come this far if
you had realized that sooner.
And it wouldn't have hurt
this much either.
What are you staring at?
Go, before you lose her too.
Sorry.
One is bound to be pricked by thorns
if one messes with Gulab.
Where is Rosy?
Rosy?
She left the job.
She left an hour ago or so.
I think she said she
is heading towards abhor.
What are you doing here?
Weren't you supposed
to get married today?
Yes, that's where I am headed.
Why did you leave your job?
Looks like you found someone
like my father.
Hmm, I had found one,
but I didn't get him.
But how do you know
that I left my job?
Bye. My bus is here.
Don't be late, hmm?
Hmm.
Rosy...
If you say I don't know what is love,
Then why don't you tell me
what it means,
When I share ever share
my sorrows with you,
You hear me but then you laugh at me,
Fine, I accept that I am not
that good when it comes to love,
But you hold my reins
and you pull my strings too,
If you say you want to control me,
I will agree to it if you will have me.
Couldn't you have told me sooner?
How could I tell you any sooner?
Couldn't you have realized it
on your own?
What is this?
Something that belongs to you.
Here Gulab, have some milk.
Let me finish dinner first.
The lentils you made today
are delicious.
Try the milk, it's delicious as well.
It's very hot.
My lips are burnt.
Really?
Come here, let me blow over it.
You were supposed
to be blowing over the milk.
So Uncle,
did you see the master plan of
our coach at work?
As per the master plan,
Gulab got married
to the girl we had booked.
- Hmm.
- That is true.
But think about me as well.
I am of marriageable age now.
Don't worry Uncle,
- you too will get married.
- Yes.
But you will first have
to set a target for that.
How do I do that?
Look, Uncle, we will first have
to book a wedding palace.
Why should we book the wedding palace
when we still don't have a bride?
Come on Uncle,
it's not like you need her today itself.
Right!
"We are a match made in heaven."
"You are destined to be mine."
"We are a match made in heaven."
"You are destined to be mine."
"My name's at the peak these days."
"And your beauty too is the talk of the town."
"I am like a girl's desire,"
"You are like a lover's dream come true."
"I am just like an ordinary rose,"
"While you are like a rose-colored
intoxicating wine,"
"Your face screams Lahore,"
"While my gait says Punjab."
"I am just like an ordinary rose,"
"While you are like a rose-colored
intoxicating wine,"
"It's like the sun fell
in love with the moonlight,"
"Like the wheat is shining
with a golden glow."
"You are beautiful beyond compare."
"You got separated from
the rest when I grabbed your veil."
"It's like the sun fell
in love with the moonlight,"
"Like the wheat is shining
with a golden glow."
"You are beautiful beyond compare."
"You got separated from
the rest when I grabbed your veil."
"I am like a victory call. "
You are like the first polite greeting."
"I am just like an ordinary rose,"
"While you are like a rose-colored
intoxicating wine,"
"Your face screams Lahore,"
"While my gait says Punjab."
"I am just like an ordinary rose,"
"While you are like a rose-colored
intoxicating wine,"
"This guy has the pride of Majhe,
the unclear of Doaba,
and the love of Malwa."
"You are fragrant and delicate,
you will meet your match one day."
"This guy has the pride of Majhe,
the unclear of Doaba,
and the love of Malwa."
"You are fragrant and delicate,
you will meet your match one day."
"I am a Russian g*n,"
"And you are like the sun,"
"I am just like an ordinary rose,"
"While you are like a rose-colored
intoxicating wine,"
"Your face screams Lahore,"
"While my gait says Punjab."
"I am just like an ordinary rose,"
"While you are like a rose-colored
intoxicating wine,"
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