01x32 - Rabbits of the Lost Ark/Appropriate Technology

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

BUGS: Oh, come on!
I want those Carrot Chips!

[VENDING MACHINE WHIRRING]

Sheesh! This machine keeps
giving my greenback back.

The smart thing to do
would be just to walk away.

-[VENDING MACHINE WHIRRING]
- Finally made it to Cairo!

Once I discover the long lost
medallion to the Pharaoh,

everyone will know the name,
Yosemite Sam!

First, I'll need
to find a lackey.

BUGS: I can do this all day
if you can.

[LAUGHS] It's like
taking a fish from a baby.

I can't believe I've been
at this for over an hour.

Well, howdy, partner?
How would like to join me,

a world famous adventurer
on an expedition?

- No thanks. I'm in the middle
of something important.
-[WHIP LASHES]

I wasn't asking,
you pea-brain pariah.

- By the way,
I'll take that dollar.
- Hey!

- Here we are...
-[BUGS PANTING]

...at the lost temple of
King Nothing-in-Common.

Oh, here.
Let me help you with that.

-[GRUNTING]
- Just put the rest
of that stuff anywhere.

-[BUGS GROANING]
- Come on, rabbit.

We're a-burning daylight.

Never trust a cowboy
with a get-rich quick scheme.

SAM: Sure is
powerful dark in here.

BUGS: Yeah, and I think I feel
something crawling on my back.

I, I better turn
on the lights.

Hey there, little fella.
Off you go.

SAM: Are there
any spiders on me?

Nah, you're good.

All right, rabbit.
You're-a gonna get me through
all the temple trails,

so that I can
get my medallion.

First stop, the Chamber
of Forbidden Football.

Legend has it that each room
is riddled with booby traps.

So, you first, rabbit.

All right, Doc,
no need to get so pushy.

Hurry, scurry had a worry,

no one like a chicken curry.

Stuck a finger in the pot,

chicken curry way too hot.

[LAUGHS] Hey, I did it.
Now you try.

Uh, all right.
Hurry, scurry...

Had a worry...

Mary had a little lamb...

His porridge in the pot...

- Little Jack Horner sat...
- Ooh!

- Hickory-dickory-dock...
-[THUDDING]

I don't see what was
so fun about that.

You weren't kiddin', Doc.

This place is rife
with treachery.

Why do you think
I dragged you along?

I'll give you a hint,
it wasn't for the company.
[LAUGHS]

-[ROCK SCRAPING]
- Uh-oh!

Run for your life!

Crisis avoided.

I'm no rocket surgeon,
but that doesn't seem
physically possible.

What do you think
them hieroglyphics say?

They say, "In order
to enter the Pharaoh's tomb,

"you must cross
the chamber of noxious doom."

I've gone first
the last few times, so...

Not a chance,
you dim-witted donkey.

Time for you to face the fire.

I like it. It's all
in the timing. Now watch me.

One, two, three...

Jump, land, duck, roll.

Jump through the hoop,
land, jump,

drop, roll, one, two, three...

Jump, duck, land and voila!

Got it, Sam? Simple, right?

[FLAMES BLAZING]

[GROANS] Who am I kidding?

Well, there she is.

The cursed coin of
We-Have-Nothing-in-Common.

BUGS: Cursed?
You never said it was cursed.

What difference does it make?
It's gonna make me
rich and famous.

Well, fair enough, Doc.
I know how this goes,
me first again.

Hold it right there, rabbit!

I didn't come this far so as
you could steal my treasure.

Dumb bunny
probably spend it all on
carrot chips or something.

My Confederate penny.
These things are worthless
now, but he don't know that.

[SHUDDERING]

Phew! Tense, wasn't it?

[RATTLING]

Wait, Pharaoh Faucet!

[GRUFF VOICE] You have
desecrated a... [COUGHS]

[NORMAL VOICE] The spirit of
We-Have-Nothing-in-Common.

-[GROWLS]
- What?

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING] The curse is true!

Hey, my carrot!

SAM: Hey,
don't leave me behind.

-[GROWLING]
- My coin!

The treasure!

[SAM SCREAMING]

Well, I guess I won't be
hearing from him anytime soon.

Hey! Would you look at that?

It's that same
vending machine.

Well, I do have that
funny-looking coin
from that temple.

I'll give this a shot.

[VENDING MACHINE WHIRRING]

What? Come on! [GRUNTING]

Oh! Sam was right!

[SOBBING]

This coin is cursed!

-[CARROT CHIPS FALLS]
- Huh?

Maybe I was wrong...

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[CAWING]

Ah! Another beautiful day.
[YAWNS]

Huh?

What the... Whoa!

Well, this is a foist.

My newspaper is delivering me.

[MACHINERY WHIRRING]

[CAMERAS CLICKING]

[SCREAMS]

[COUGHS]

MALE AUTOMATED VOICE:
Welcome, Bugs Bunny,

to the home of Wile E. Coyote.

-[MACHINE BEEPING]
-Please place your paw
on the screen...

...and Wile E. Coyote
will be notified.

Oh, Bugs!
What a pleasant surprise.

Allow me to introduce
my acme smart house.

This house is fully automated.

I programmed it to perform
every menial task
you can think of,

so I don't have
to lift a finger.

Follow me, ferret.

I do believe
you'll be blown away.

Ew! You ain't kiddin'.

Smart Flooring,
Smart Thermostat,
Smart Lighter Rays,

Smart Escalators,
Smart Carpet Cleaners,
Smart Sound Systems,

Smart Baby Changers,
Smart Pillow Fluffers,

Smart PB and J Spreader!

Oh, Smart kitchen,
we have a guest.

Stroopwafel.

Mmm!

This just doesn't seem...
[GULPS] ...very healthy to me.

Healthy-smealthy,
I don't have to
take care of myself.

My Smart House does it for me.

Does it trim
your toe nails too?

Oh, does it ever!

The Claw-Be-Gone 8000,
patent pending,

runs off the unique 80 HD
retroblading current
in this very house.

- I just plug it in.
-[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

-[POWER TURNS OFF]
-[CLATTERING]

No! I succumb
to the force of gravity

and I can't regain
my equilibrium.

Looks like your
Not-So-Smart-House
let you down.

- Now let me give you a hand.
-[GRUNTING]

- What happened?
- I don't know,
the power's out.

What? [SHIVERING]
I'm cold, I'm hungry.

I'm terrified!

What good is technology
without electricity?

Don't worry, Wile E.
I'll help you
get through this.

I'll make you a nice cup
of Joe that'll calm you down.

No, no, I'll do it.
I'm not a complete nincompoop.

Eh, it's really no trouble.

I prefer my coffee
free of hair.

Now, Hot-whippy, let's see.

I'll have a double espresso-
half soy-gluten-free,
pumpkin-spiced latte.

Hold the whip, please.

[GROANING ANGRILY]

[PANTS]

If you're thirsty,
have this water.

Ah! Delicious.

A spectacular bouquet.
Is it mineral water?

Au contraire,
it's eau de toilette.

Most folks don't know,
you can use the water when
your pipe's for emergency.

-[COUGHING]
- What? I'm trying
to help here.

I just can't function
without electricity.

Nothing is turned on!
I need buttons to press.

Screens to watch,
electronic stimulation.

-[SOBBING]
- Well, I don't know
about that.

But maybe a little
old-fashioned entertainment

will keep
your mind off things.

- Entertainment?
- Yeah, like charades.

- No... Na-uh.
- Ski ball?

- Boggle?
- How childish.

- Hide and Seek?
- Really?

Chess?

Ah! Chess!
The ultimate game of strategy.

A tool of wits
in its most primal form.

There will be no
internet search to
help you strategize.

No downloadable app
at your disposal.

Where one's ability to use
their intellect to overpower

and outlast their opponent

is at once a dazzling show
of wisdom

and a display
of clever foresight.

- Checkmate.
- But...

Did you... [GRUNTING]

-[STOMACH GRUMBLING]
- I'm famished.

Let me guess.

BOTH: Automated.

Wait! [SNIFFING]
Do you smell that?

I smell something,
something tasty.

It's over here. No, wait.
It's over there.

- Ah, another piece
of Camembert, Birdie?
- Sure, sure.

[SCREAMS]

A-ha! Looks like I got ya!

[WINCING] I never thought
I'd actually have to do this.

[SCREAMS] Ow!

WILE: Get him!

I'm starving.
I could eat a... Wait...

You're free range and
organically grown, aren't you?

No, no, no, hold on, bub.
I don't like
where you're going with this.

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

You... [GULPS]
You okay, Wile E.?

[HOWLS]

[GRUNTING]

BUGS: It's getting a little
Coyote Ugly in here.

[WILE GRUNTING]

- Wile E, you might wanna
save some of your energy.
- Huh?

- Grab on! My arms!
-[STRUGGLING]

Not my gloves!

[GRUNTING]

Are you okay?

Don't worry about me.

I only broke my insides.

Hey, I found your problem.
It's just a circuit breakout.

Well, always happy to help.

You know, this so-called
Smart House is kind of a mess.

This place could use some good
old-fashioned elbow grease.

[GASPS] My Smart House!

It's completely ruined!

-[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
- What good is electricity
without technology?

I don't know about
Smart Houses,

but what we really need,
a smarter coyote.

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪