01x38 - Slugsworthy's Mega Mansion/Wile E.'s Walnuts

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

BUGS: Ah, good morning.

[CLANGS]
Ow!

Hey, hey, hey.

What's the big idea?

[TWINKLING]

What kind
of insensitive slime ball

would build a house
right on top of my... [GROANS]

[GROANS]

What's going on here?

This is my brand spanking
new mega mansion.

You can't build your
mega mansion here.

This is my home.

[LAUGHS]

Not anymore.

This is my house,

which makes this my front yard
and you're a trespasser.

My house, my yard, my rules.
So get lost!

Ahhh! Oof.

Ow! Oh.

Seems to me that
someone ought to give
that old sea slug

a proper welcome
to the neighborhood.

♪ Beautiful shower
spreads water on me

♪ Stinkies and dry skin
are rinsed off of me

♪ Huge slabs of pancakes
stuck in my bones...

[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

-♪ Big chunks of BO...
-[WATER DRAINING]

♪ Lathered in soap
suds, then... ♪

[GURGLING]

What the...

[SCREAMS]

Ahhh!

[LAUGHS]

- Huh?
-[GROWLING]

Oh, my!

Somehow my carrot
got stuck in your pipe.

Pipe.

[SCREAMING]

[GROANS]

My house, my hallway.

My...

[BUGS MIMICKING GHOST]

[GHOSTLY MURMURING]
Watch out. Watch out, doc.

[GASPS]

This house was
built on an ancient
carrot burial ground.

Leave this place or be
haunted for all eternity.

A ghost?

In my house?

Then that makes you my ghost.

Gee.
I never had a ghost before.

Welcome, welcome.
Can I get you anything?

Are you thirsty,
a snack maybe?

Wait, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Hang on a second.

This didn't work out
at all like I expected.

So, uh, you're not a ghost?

No, doc, I'm a...

Oh, never mind.

I'll just throw myself out.

Over the wall, right?

[SCREAMS AND CRASHES]

[GRUMBLES]
I kind of wanted my own ghost.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[GRUMBLING] What is it now?

Good afternoon, sir.
I'm Guy Goodbody.

Have you ever had
a serious conversation
about homeowners' insurance?

- No.
- Well, you ought to.

Your home is
a breeding ground
for all kinds of accidents.

You got to make sure
you are protected.

- I do?
- Sure, you do.

Now take this overpriced
modern art for instance.

What if somebody were
to spill permanent ink
all over it, like this?

That would be terrible.

Uh, will that come out?

Probably not.

And what about this curio
display filled with miniature
glass figurines of dolphins?

What if someone were to...
[GROANING]

Push it...

[GRUNTING]

Say, can you give
me a hand here?

Oh, of course.
[CHUCKLING] Yeah.

-[GRUNTS]
-[GLASS BREAKING]

[LOUD THUD]

And that's just the beginning.

All right, all right.

I'll take it.
I'll take all the homeowners'
insurance you've got.

[CRYING]

Oh, I'm not a salesman, doc.

[CRYING] What?

I just travel door to door
having serious conversations
about homeowners' insurance.

You're not a salesman?

- Nope.
- Ow!

Got to go.

Why you... Get back here.

[GRUNTING]

[GROANING]

You might want to get
that insured, too.

Seriously.

[GROANING]

So, he likes to play
dress up, huh?

Well, two can play
at that game.

[HUMMING]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Uh, can I help you?

Good afternoon, sir.
I'm Ted Sweatkanen.

Could I have a minute of
your time to extol the virtues

of the indispensable
Scumsucker 930?

Oh, sure, by all means.

Why, thank you, sir.
May I demonstrate
on your front lawn?

Sure. Knock yourself out.

Why, thank you. [CHUCKLES]

As you can see,
it's a very quiet, easy...

On second thought,
I'm not interested.

Okay, well, uh...

Thank you for your time.

The first sale's always
the hardest.

I'm determined to... [GASPS]

- Oh, for crying out loud.
-[VACUUM CRASHING]

Hey, you! Let me in.

I ain't leaving, doc.

It's such a nice place.
I think I'll stay
here forever. Bye.

Nobody stays inside my house
unless it's my choice.

Wait a minute.

He can't stay inside
if I bring the outside inside,

when I am on the outside
trying to get inside.

That made sense.

On the inside.

[CHOMPING]

That wallowing waterbed
should be back in...

- Three, two, one.
-[ENGINE REVVING]

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

Hey, thanks, doc.
I always wanted
a breeze way through here.

I'm just glad you
didn't knock down
that wall over there.

That's my favorite wall.

Oh, yeah?

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

When I said that wall,
I meant that wall.

[WALL BREAKING]

[CRASHING]

You win, doc.

I should have known better
than to mess with you
in your own home.

Thanks.

Oh, by the way, I love what
you've done with the place.

That rabbit thought
he could outsmart me, huh?

I'm too smart for him.

Nobody messes
with me and my house.

Hmph!

[CRASHES]

[GROANING]

Well, there goes
the neighborhood.

[BUGS GIGGLES]

[GASPS]

[SQUEAKING]

What? A monster
ate your walnut tree?

Oh, that's the most ridiculous
thing I have ever...

-[RUMBLING]
- What the?

[MECHANICAL RUMBLING]

Yes!

[LAUGHS]
The extraction is complete.

All that fuel from only 15


[GRINDING]

Even gets rid of all
that useless wood.

What's up, doc?

Come to congratulate me,
rodent?

I've designed a vehicle
that runs entirely on
clean-burning walnut oil.

I call this my eco-grindo-
seeko-findo-walnutanator.

Patent pending.

Yeah, that's great,
but you're grinding down
Squeaks' food supply.

You're welcome.

WILE: Nut extraction.

[GRINDING]

I know a nut that
needs to be extracted.

Oh, I've really outdone
myself this time.

Sweet ride, doc.

Now, where's
the k*ller sound system?

Sound system? Uh, face palm.

While caught up in
the delirium of creation,
I forgot to install a radio.

You can't drive without music.

But I'll fix you up.

We'll just install
this receiver,

tuner, tweeters and speakers.

Now just give it a few minutes
to boot up, all right?

Will do.

[BOTH PANTING]

As if my invention
couldn't get any better.
[LAUGHS]

It's time to rock.

[LOUD INSTRUMENTAL ROCK MUSIC]

[MACHINE EXPLODES]

-[WHISTLING]
-[WILE GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

Oh, yes.

I love head-banging music.

[VOMITS]

Perfect.
Just in time for a fill up.

[BELL RINGING]

[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

Nice ride.

So infantile.

-[RECORD SCRATCHING]
- Check this out.

[MECHANICAL CREAKING]

Yes, yes, you're very clever.

That ain't all.

[MECHANICAL CREAKING]

Your turn.

I think not.

[MIMICKING CHICKEN]

Oh, we're doing this, are we?
Very well.

[HIP HOP MUSIC CONTINUES]

[VIBRATING]

[CRASHING]

[TIRES SCREECH]

That was too easy.

[TIRES SCREECH]

No more messing around.

- I've got trees to grind.
-[POLICE SIREN BLARING]

Oh, what is it now?

I assure you, Officer,

I was going the speed limit
at exactly 25 miles per hour.

Ah, smart guy, eh?

[SQUEAKING]

Why, yes. I hold degrees
from several prestigious
online colleges.

Can it, Sonny Jim.

Is this thing even
road worthy?

What about a horn?

[HORN BLARES]

How about an emergency brake?

It's right here.

That actually releases
the, um...

Enough with the distraction.

I'm looking at you, pal.
We have a test
for smart guys like you.

Oh, a test. Excellent.
I love tests.
Is it multiple choice?

- Is it?
- It's not that kind
of test, genius.

Let's see you walk that line.

[LAUGHS]

Child's play.

Hmm, I've come
to the end of the line.

That was hardly a test at all.

I mean it was basically
a simplified game
of follow the leader.

-[ENGINE RUMBLING]
- Do you mind?
I'm trying to... [SCREAMS]

That's always been
Wile E.'s problem.

- He can't see the forest
for the trees.
-[GIGGLES]

You're not stopping
me this time, rodents.

Wile E., not this tree!
It's my favorite one!

I need fuel.

[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]

What the?

Let's see if your bark
is as strong as my bite.

-[GROANING]
-[ENGINE STRAINING]

-[WILE SCREAMING]
-[TRACTOR PARTS CLATTERING]

[WILE GROANING]

[GROANING] It's all gone.
My machine, my invention,

my extractor, my walnuts.
[GROANS]

I knew that would rock
his world. [GRUNTS]

- Squeaks, I wouldn't
eat that if I were you.
-[CRUNCH]

[SQUEAKS SCREAMS]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪