01x41 - Proud to Be a Coal Miner's Wabbit/Cabin Fervor

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

BUGS: Ah!

Finally finished redecorating
my hole.

Just one last addition
to make it complete.

[DRILL WHIRRING]

[BIG DRILL WHIRRING]

[GROANING]

Clearly, I need
a smaller drill bit.

A-ha! I knew it. Coal.

Hey, your giant drill
just destroyed my home.

This here's a coal mine.

And if there's coal here,
it's mine.

So, get lost.

You can't chase me
out of my home for
a bunch of rocks.

Coal ain't just rocks.

Coal is energy!

And energy costs money.

So, I'm gonna drill it
and I'm gonna be rich.

So long, rabbit.

[ENGINE REVVING]

[SCREAMS]

[GROANS]

Of course,
you know this means w*r.

[CHUCKLES]

Look at all that coal.

I'm gonna be a millionaire.

I'm gonna by a horse,
new undies,

and a box of detergent
to get the stains out of
my old undies.

[CHUCKLES]

Huh?

Dagnabbit!

There's something
wrong with my
super giant jumbo drill.

-[BELL RINGING]
- Well, well, well.

Ain't you
a lucky little piggy.

Runnin' out of gas
right in front of my station.

All right, old timer, I didn't
come here to chit-chat.

You got fuel for
a super giant jumbo drill?

I sure do,
but it's gonna cost you
a pretty penny.

Here, take it all.

There'll be plenty more
where that come from

once you get me up
and runnin' again.

And hurry it up.

It's not rocket science.

Actually, piggy, it is.

- You're all set.
- Well, it's about time.

Huh! Whoa! What the...

- COMPUTER: Five...
- Huh? Hey.

-...four...
- What's goin' on?

-...three...
-[SCREAMS]

He was in such a hurry,
I figured, I'd send
him off early.

[SCREAMS]

How do I stop this?

Wait, I know,
I'll k*ll the engine.

[ENGINE STOPS]

Clearly,
I didn't think this through.

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

-[THUD]
- Uh-oh!

[CHUCKLES] That was...

Close.

SAM: All right.

I know how to get rid of
that vermin once and for all.

Step right up. Step right up!

Come ride the Subterranean!

An underground roller coaster.

I'll take a whirl.

I hope there's a loop-de-loop.

So long, rabbit.

The only place
that rollercoaster goes

is 500 feet down
a bottomless coal pit.

[LAUGHS]

Whoo-hoo!

- I survived the Subterranean!
- What?

Wow, doc,
what an amazing ride.

You got to try it.

How in tarnation did you...

What's the matter, doc?
Too chicken to ride?

[MIMICKING CHICKEN]

I ain't no
yellow-bellied buzzard.

I'll show you who's a chicken.

That's the spirit.

Whoa!

[SHOUTS]

- Huh?
- Aw! For me?

[KISSES]

Get back here, rabbit.

Yikes!

I'm hot on your tail, rabbit.

You sure are making it easy
to track you down.

Oh, yeah?

Huh? Where did he go?

[SIREN BLARING]

- What the...
- Pull over.

Uh, is there
a problem, ossifer?

I say there's a problem.
You were speedin'.

Besides that, you got
just one headlight,

no taillights, no seat belts,
no self awareness,

no turn signal,
very little tact...

Heck, you don't ever have
a steering wheel.

Please, ossifer,
take pity on me.

This car is a rental.

Huh! Hey, you're the rabbit.

[GRUNTS]

Yikes!

Enough is enough!

I'm gonna get you, rabbit.

Nobody messes with
Yosemite Sam.

[BOOM]

[SCREECHES]

Here, little piggy,
I'm over here.

[DYNAMITE HISSING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Now, I'm by the fuel tank.

[BOOM]

[GROANS]

Hey, Sam,
this just arrived for you.

I think it's
a box of detergent.

Yikes!

My new undies.

My entire minin' operation.

My coal tower.

My super giant jumbo drill.

All of it is ruined.

[CRIES] No!

No, no, no, no.

Aw, cheer up, Sam.

You don't need your energy
from coal.

It's too dirty anyway.

Here, try this.

- What is it?
- It's a pinwheel.

I know it's a pinwheel.

What am I supposed
to do with it?

You blow on it.

[BLOWING]

[BOOM]

Oh, I hates that rabbit.

Mmm.

Well, nobody can say
alternative energy
doesn't pack a punch.

BUGS: Day 26.

Is this blizzard
ever gonna let up?

[GRUNTS]

I think we better give up
on that pizza delivery guy
ever makin' it here.

[SPLATTING]

[CARD SPLATTING]

Squeaks.

I know you came over
right before the snow hit.

But how about taking
a break from solitaire,

huh, pal?

I mean, 177
consecutive games
is enough.

Don't you think?

[SQUEAKS SNIFFING]

[GRUNTS]

Yeah. Well, I may smell,
but your company stinks.

[STOMACH GROWLING]

[STOMACH GROWLING]

[GIGGLING]

Thanks to you,
my year's supply
of emergency food

only lasted two days.

BUGS: Why do you squirrels
have to have such
a high metabolism?

[MUMBLING]

Well, I know rabbits do, too.

Hey, wait a minute.

Do you see what I see?

[CARD RICOCHETING]

[BOTH GASP]

[BOTH WHISTLING]

[GROWLS]

[GASPS] Squeaks!

We gotta share that.

That's the last bit of food
in the house.

[GRUNTING]

[GIGGLES]

Why you... Huh?

Ow!

[PLATES SHATTER]

Ah, let me see...

Mmm?

- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.

Oh, no, you didn't.

[SCREECHING]

[LAUGHING]

[CHAINSAW DRILLING]

[CRASHES]

[SCREAMS]

[CRASHES]

[SHIVERING]

[MUMBLING]

[PANTING]

Come on!

Where are you?

[GRUNTS]

-[BUGS GROWLING]
- Ew.

-[WHIRRING]
-[SCREAMING]

Give me the beans, Squeaks.

[SCREAMS]

Minty fresh.

I can't see! I can't see!

[GIGGLING]

Ow!

If you mind,
I need a little privacy here.

[BOTH SHRIEK]

Uh-huh, I got it!

[MUMBLING]

[BLOWS]

[BLOWS]

[LAUGHING]

[GIGGLES]

Oh, no, the beans!

Hold up, hold up!
I think I got one.

Uh-oh.

BUGS: Why you! I ought to...

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[PANTING] Whoa!

[SCREAMS]

[WHISTLING]

[MUMBLING]

Ha, ha, you missed.

Stop!

We're better than this,
Squeaks.

Why don't we share that bean
like a couple of
civilized friends would?

Well, here you go, pal.

Half for you and half for me.

[BURPS]

I don't even like lima beans.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Hey, here's your pizza.

Sorry it took me


It's about time.

My friend and I almost
destroyed each other.

I had to burrow my way here.

That's why I took so long.

I hope you're not
expecting a tip?

Hey, what gives?

There's nothin' in here.

I know. I ate it.

I mean,
I had to eat something.

Took me 26 days to get here.

What? Why, are you...

[SNOW CRASHING]

DELIVERY BOY:
Man, I can't believe
you didn't give me a tip.

Sheesh!

Can you believe
the nerve of that guy?

Squeaks?

We got to share that.

That's the last bit of food
in the house.

Uh-huh.

[SQUEAKS CHOMPING]

BUGS: Squeaks!

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪