01x50 - Elmer's Fuddge/Angelo the Mighty Flea

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

♪ I am Elmer, I sell fudge

♪ Doo-dah, doo-dah

♪ Also, I sell ice cream, too

♪ Sure is hot today ♪

Welcome to Elmer's Fuddge
and Ice Cream shop.

I have ice cream and fudge
and the other way around.

-[LAUGHS]
- No!

I want my ice cream
from Mr. Coney.

This is for you, boy.

I say, you can take it
home if you can carry it.

That's a joke, son.

Balloon. Air. It ain't heavy.

You need an adorable mascot,

if you want
to get our business.

Oh! I want to sell ice cream,
but I don't have a mascot.

Where am I gonna to find
someone cute and cuddly
on such short notice?

♪ I'm cute and funny...

Bingo!

♪ Lucky, funny,
bunny came along ♪

Excuse me, Mr. Bunny,

but would you do me a solid
and be my mascot for the day?

- What's in it for me?
- All the fudge and ice cream
you can eat.

No, thanks, Doc.
I'm watching my weight.

Oh, please, Mr. Bunny.
Please don't ruin this for me.

Oh, all right, Doc.

Don't get your apron
in a twist.

Hey! What's the big idea?

Don't worry.

Once you get
my ice cream sold,
I will set you free.

Here's your outfit.

A rabbit costume?

In case you didn't notice,
I already am a rabbit, Doc.

Yeah, but I want you
to look respectable.

I beg your pardon?

I need you to look
cute and cuddly.

If you say so.

How do I put it on?

- Like this?
- No.

- Does it go like this?
- No.

- Or like this?
- Give me that thing, rabbit!

I'll show you
how to put it on.

- And then what?
- And then you
drum up business,

by telling all the people
about our delectable treats.

Oh, I get it.
Like, "Hey, everybody.

"Who here wants
a basket of sauerkraut

"on this hot and humid day?"

No! Like this.

Ice cream! Fudge!

Delicious ice cream and fudge!

Remember to give
your tail a shake.

Elmer's delicious
ice cream and fudge.

Don't forget your jingle!

♪ I am Elmer, I sell fudge

♪ Doo-dah, doo-dah

♪ Also, I sell ice cream, too

I did not need to see that.

♪ Sure is hot today ♪

Seems this little fella
got his just desserts.

[CROWD GRUMBLING]

Maybe the costume
was a little too hot.

Aw! Don't worry, pal.

We'll get you
back on your feet.

Here's some ice cream.

Oh, darn chain!

It's a shame
how it limits my ability
to help you out.

Oh, let me take it off.

Wait...

Nice try, little bunny.

But if I take it off,
you'll run away.

Besides, I can't have you
wandering outside our
primary customer area,

and this is where
you work your magic.

But what about
everyone else in the park?

Just focus on
our primary customer area.

Welcome, folks!

Get your delicious
confections!

The rest of you, get lost.

How rude!

- Whoa! Wait! Wait!
- How rude!

Is there a problem?

I'd say so.

All of those people
wanted ice cream...

GIRL: [WAILING]
I wanted fudge.

...or fudge from your truck.

Why didn't you
sell it to them?

They were outside
our primary customer area.

Now, let me get this straight.

If I was to step outside
the primary customer area...

Get lost, egghead.
You're not welcome here.

But what if I want ice cream?

You're not buying it from me
if you're standing over there.

How rude.

I don't think I want
your ice cream anyway.

Nobody tells Elmer Fudd
what to do.

One Rocky Road, please?

Thank you. [SLURPS]

Hey!

All right, rabbit.

It's time for you
to get to work.

Fine, but if you're going
to keep me locked up,

then we're going
to use my ideas.

Oh, and, uh, lose the chain.

-[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
-[POWERS DOWN]

[ENGINE REVVING]

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[IN A ROBOTIC VOICE]
I've been sent from the future
to warn you.

You're all about
to be dominated
by deliciousness!

[CROWD EXCLAIMING]

♪ If you like yummy,
then you're in luck

♪ Just hop on over
to Elmer's truck

♪ If you've got a sweet tooth,
well, I won't judge,

♪ 'Cause I scream, you scream,
we all scream "fudge"! ♪

-[CROWD CHEERING]
- Oh, boy!

Hey, look at me!
I'm also from the future.

[IN A ROBOTIC VOICE]
Listen to the rabbit.

The rabbit speaks the truth.

♪ We have oodles of ice-cream,
shelf after shelf

♪ So, step up to
the window and...

♪ Treat yourself! ♪

How may I help you?

One chocolate cone, please.

Coming right up.

Oh, no! My ice cream!

All my ice cream is melting.

Someone unplugged
my generator.

Who is responsible for this?

Rabbit, you unplugged
my power supply

and now,
all my ice cream is soupy.

No worries, folks!

- There's another vendor
just across the park.
-[YELLS]

- Why, you...
- Yikes!

Yikes!

[BOTH YELLING AND GRUNTING]

[ELMER GRUMBLING]

You unplugged my refrigerator.

Oh, sorry, Doc.
I'll plug it right back in.

-[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
-[ELMER EXCLAIMING]

-[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
-[GASPS]

That's awesome!

- Give me one!
-[ALL CLAMORING]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

Come and get it!
Elmer's bubbling zap-cream.

Available in three
different voltages.

-[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]
- CHILD: Awesome!

All right, Squeaks.
I'll make you a deal.

If you can hit this ball
with that bat,

I'll let you have
the best seat on the couch
for tonight's game.

[STRAINING]

Here it comes.
Right down the old alley.

[SCREECHES]

Guess I've still got
the best seat in the house.

Ah, you're
just not strong enough
to play ball with me, pal.

Ew!

[BARKING]

Squeaks, I think
that dog has fleas.

You want a bath, boy?

[BARKS]

[PANTING]

Some gratitude, eh, Squeaks?

Now, come on.
All your messing around is
making me miss game seven.

[GRUMBLING]

[SQUEAKS SHRIEKS]

[CHATTERING]

- Best seat in the house.
-[CHATTERING]

[CHATTERING]

Hey, stop fidgeting, Squeaks.

[EXCLAIMS]

Hey, what's the big idea?

Whoa!

[CHATTERING]

Huh?

No, no, no, no.

[CHATTERING]

SQUEAKS: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Yeah!

All right, just who
do you think you are,

throwing me out
of my own house.

[BUGS SCREAMING]

[CHATTERING]

All right. That's enough.

I demand you give me
my seat back.

[SNARLS]

Or not.

[SLURPING]

[EXHALES]

Your ice cream cone is served,
Your Majesty.

Aw!

-[BUGS LAUGHING]
-[SHIVERING]

[BUGS LAUGHING]

Huh?

Squeaks, you got
a disgusting flea
from that dog.

A disgusting flea with
a handlebar mustache?

[SHRIEKS]

[YELPS]

[SCREAMING]

[INHALING]

[TEETH CRACKING]

Ah!

- Ow!
-[THUDS]

Two is company,
flea is a crowd.

Oh, fleabag!

I think you left
your mustache wax
in the kitchen.

Gotcha!

[LAUGHING]

Oh, no.

-[BUGS YELPS]
-[TRAP SNAPS]

Ha-ha!

-[TRIMMER WHIRRING]
- SQUEAKS: No, no, no!

Huh?

- Huh? Whoa!
-[STRAINING]

-[TRIMMER WHIRRING]
-[BUGS SCREAMING]

BUGS: Please, no!

[SIGHS]

Think, rabbit, think.
I got to get rid of that flea.

I wanna be sitting
in my seat,

not hanging out
in the doghouse.

Hey, that's it!

Hello, Squeaks.
Look what the rabbit
dragged in.

[SHRIEKS]

It never occurred to me
that when we gave this dog
a bath,

we neglected to account
for any parasites

that might call
this fella "home."

But guess what,

that bath sure brought out
the original charm of this
little cottage.

It looks brand new.

You know what they say.

[ECHOING]
There's no place like home.

[DOG WHINING]

Now, things can go back
to the way they should be.

[SQUEAKS WHIMPERING]

[SIGHS]

-[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
- Get the door.

[SQUEAKS GRUMBLING]

[DOG PANTING]

Hey! Who invited you,
you flea motel?

Huh?

[SCREAMING]

- Whoa!
-[THUDDING]

[LAUGHING]

[CHATTERING HAPPILY]

[BOTH SIGH]