01x11 - Prickly Pining Dining/Camp Kidney Stinks

[bunniefuu]

[Trumpeting]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L ♪

♪ A ♪

♪ Z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

[Shatters]

[Groaning]

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[Groaning]

Here you go, sir.

I am so hungry, I could eat

A--holy cow!

Aah!

Ugh...

What is it, slinkman?

It's chef mcmusely, sir--

The cook.

Well, what's he doing here?

Shouldn't he be, uh...cooking?

It looks like he's ill, sir.

Well, if he's sick, what are

We supposed to do for lunch?

Ok, quiet down now.

I said quiet down!

I am in control here!

Whoa!

Sorry.

Pothole.

Now, as I'm sure you've

Already heard, our good friend,

Chef, eh--chef mcmoofty--

Mcmusely, sir.

Is temporarily indisposed,

Which means we'll be eating

Lunch in town today.

[Cheering, chattering]

As always, I expect you all to

Be on your best behavior, and

Don't think that I don't

Remember the last time we went

To town.

[Boom]

Remember the bean scout code...

Means most on their own.

[Tires screech]

Ugh!

We're here.

Well, this is it.

Once we step off this bus, our

Every action will reflect on

Camp kidney.

Shall we?

After you.

Too kind.

Too kind.

Ugh.

Look, an old moose has taken

A spill, and kind bean scouts

From camp kidney are helping him

Up.

Because that's what camp

Kidney is all about.

Stop fighting.

Get down from that.

This is not food.

You're welcome.

Hmm...what are those scamps

Up to?

Heh heh.

How many, sir?

Oh, uh...

A gaggle.

Gobble, gobble, gobble.

Walk this way, sir.

[Gobbling]

[Gobble, gobble, gobble...]

♪ On top of top sirloin

All covered with eel...♪

Hmm...uh-huh.

What are you gonna have,

Slinkman?

The salad bar, sir.

Ahem, excuse me.

Your elbows.

Welcome to beef lumber jacks.

Yes, thank you, garcon.

I'll have the...

Tell me when.

When.

When.

When!

Enjoy.

[Mooing]

[Groaning]

Too...much...beef.

I believe now would be the

Appropriate time to excuse

Ourselves for a trip to the

Restroom.

Excuse us.

Anyone save room for dessert?

[Groaning]

Keep up the good work, old

Chaps.

We'll have camp kidney's

Reputation cleaned up in no

Time.

[Fart]

Did you hear that?

The soap dispensers make a silly

Sound.

It's a good thing we're

Behaving, or I'd be tempted to

Make it again.

Press it again.

No, no.

The bean scout code means...

Uh...

One little squirt can't hurt.

[Fart]

Oh, pardon me.

[Laughing]

[Farting]

I say--

[Laughing, farting]

Gesundheit.

Your check.

Yeah, yeah, the check.

Pay up, slinkman.

Uh, I don't have any money,

Sir.

You never pay me.

Ugh, excuses, excuses.

[Poof!]

Bad news, scouts.

Camp tuition has just gone up,

And I'm gonna have to collect

Immediately.

[Music playing]

[Flush, flush]

[Squeak, squeak]

[Squeak, squeak]

[Squeak, squeak]

[Ribbit]

Come on.

Come on!

No!

Let's see: a frog, two lint

ba*ls, a nickel.

Is everything ok, sir?

Ugh...yeah!

We're good.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

But, sir, you're forgetting

That--

You call that a tip?

[Growling]

Aah!

Coming through!

But, but, but, sir--

Well, my goodness!

Have a nice--

[Gobbling]

Day.

Slinkman!

Sir!

[Growling]

Go!

Hey!

Ok, I don't think they followed

Us.

What is mcmusky doing here?

He's too sick to be moved.

[Groaning]

Does he have to be on my

Comfy boy?

[Phone ringing]

Don't answer it.

I...am...not...here.

Hello?

It's for you.

Ooh!

Hello?

Ah, eh, hold on, please.

It's clam's mom.

Do we have a clam?

Sir, I've been trying to tell

You, we left raj, clam, and

Lazlo at the beef lumber jacks.

Ooh...

I think we found your son,

Ma'am.

[Chattering on phone, groaning]

Whoo!

That was close.

Well, I'm gonna varnish the boat

Deck.

Sir, what about the jelly

Cabin scouts?

I don't know.

What about them?

Well, sir, we are responsible

For them.

Huh...well, can't they find

Their own way back?

Sir, if the parents find out,

It could be messy.

Where are you going,

Slinkman?

Uh, to beef lumber jacks,

Sir.

That's a bad idea.

Here, let me.

Oh, here we are.

Well, let's start looking,

Slinkman.

Sir, shouldn't we be checking

Back at the restaurant where we

Left them?

They've already eaten,

Slinkman.

Why the heck would they still

Be there?

Jeez, use your head for once.

Let's try here first.

I don't know, sir.

Hiya, fellas.

Say, you folks wouldn't

Perchance have seen--

Ok, thanks a bunch.

Thar she blows!

Call me ishmael!

Argh!

Lazlo?

I just don't understand it.

Where could they be?

Sir, we could check the

Restaurant where we last saw

Them.

Slinkman, don't be

Ridiculous.

Avast ye scurvy dogs!

Helloooo?

Scouts?

I give up.

Perhaps we could try beef

Lumber jacks now?

Ok! Ok!

Jeez, we'll try beef lumber

Jacks!

Yaah!

Slinkman, over here.

What?

We can't go in like this.

We're gonna have to put on a

Disguise.

[Wolf whistle]

Lipstick?

Good afternoon, ladies.

And how can I help you this fine

Day?

[High-pitched voice]

Hello.

Me and my companion here would

Like a table, please.

[Normal voice]

Hey, man.

How's it going?

What?

Well, hmm.

It should be about a 15 minute

Wait, my dears.

But could you direct us to

The loo?

We'd like to powder our noses.

Right around the corner,

Sweetheart.

Oh, thank you, honey.

Hmm?

Mmm.

Well, I don't see them.

They must not be here.

Oh, well, slinkman.

Let's go.

Abandon ship!

Wait a minute, sir.

I think I just heard lazlo.

It came from in there.

Who could've guessed those

Nutty campers were at the

Restaurant this whole time?

All right, lazlo, the game is

Over.

Argh!

[Groaning]

Lazlo?

Um, sir?

Oh, yoo-hoo!

[High-pitched voice]

Lazlo, darling, time to come out

Now.

Yoo-hoo!

What was that?

I don't know.

Sounded strange.

Can you let me in, please?

What should we do?

Nothing, that's what.

The bean scout code says never

To talk to strangers!

Argh!

Scout master lumpus?

[Gurgling]

It was you!

You were trying to save us!

We weren't following the bean

Scout code.

Yes, we thought we were

Behaving in town--

Hey, elephant, are you clam?

Your mama called.

Scout master lumpus, you were

Just trying to protect the good

Reputation of dear old camp

Kidney in front of all these

Fine folks of prickly pines.

Hey!

You're the scoutmaster moose

That left without paying.

Waiter?

Aah!

Look at the silly moose,

Daddy.

Curse!

This silly moose will kick

Your--

The bean scout code means

Most on their own.

Right, scoutmaster lumpus?

[Chattering on phone, groaning]

[Dial tone]

Ooh!

[Beeping]

If you'd like to make a call,

Please hang up and try again.

[Trumpeting]

[Trumpeting]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L ♪

♪ A ♪

♪ Z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ And lazlo was his name-o ♪

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

[Shatters]

Lather.

Rinse.

Repeat.

Lather.

Rinse.

Repeat.

Lather.

[Coughing]

Repeat.

What is that horrible smell?

I don't know, but it is

Causing me great distress!

[Sniffing]

Clam remembers smell.

Wait a minute.

I remember it, too.

It's...

Stinkweed!

[Cheering]

I love the stinky!

Stink-o!

[Chattering]

Lather.

Rinse.

Lather.

Rinse.

[Sniffing]

What's that smell?

It's repulsive.

I kind of like it.

Me, too.

Could it be...?

You're right!

Stinkweed!

Forget the showers.

Stinkweed!

Stinkweed!

Guys, where you all going?

It's shower time.

We still have to lather, rinse,

Repeat.

[Sniffing]

Ooh!

You smell really, really bad.

No, we don't.

We stink.

From stinkweed.

You act like you never rolled

Around in stinkweed before.

Why on earth would I want to

Do that?

You haven't?

Never?

Come on, samson.

You haven't lived till you try

It.

But...i can't handle stink,

And I really can't handle

Anything that's--that's not

Clean!

[Sniffing]

Wait a minute.

It's suddenly gotten stinkier...

As if the whole camp were

Stinking of--

Stinkweed!

Aah!

One must wonder how he can

Truly enjoy camp if he is so

Afraid of getting dirty and

Stinky.

Yes, raj, I believe you're

Right.

Therefore, we must help samson

Learn to love the grossness,

Learn to love the filthy...

Learn to love the stinky!

[Ding dong]

Oh.

Oh, there's a card.

"To samson.

Congratulations.

You stink!"

Aaah!

Stinkweed!

Are you stinky yet?

Ahh.

[Sniffing]

Ooh!

Are you stinky now?

Aah!

Ahh.

[Chattering]

Aah!

Something wrong, samson?

Oh, it's you.

Well, if you must know, at least



Potatoes.

Relax, samson.

I know the perfect stress cure

For a bean scout with a clean

Obsession.

Oh?

What's that?

Food fight!

Ha ha.

Food on face.

Food on--ugh!

[Cheering]

This isn't happening.

Please...

Ahh.

[Crying]

Ahh.

And you need the stinky to be

The best, so you came to us

Because you're samson?

No, no!

We need samson to be stinky, and

We came to you because you're

The best!

We need him as stinky as you

Guys.

[Laughing]

That's impossible.

It would take years.

Don't waste your time.

Ooh, please?

Hmm, there is someone even

Better than us.

Cousin stinkbug!

I heard every word.

Let's go.

I don't have all night.

Leave everything to me.

I'll get the guinea pig

Stinking.

What a tough day that was,

But at least I'm clean, and I

Smell so good.

Aagh!

[Screaming]

I'm sorry about the way

Things worked out, stinkbug.

We had no idea samson would turn

The tables on you.

What are you gonna do now?

I don't know.

Go to sunday school, I guess.

Samson, where are you going?

I'm going to live in the

Forest where it's fresh and

Clean.

You've already turned camp

Kidney into a cesspool.

Wait, samson.

We weren't trying to kick you

Out.

We were trying to help you.

Help me?

Nurse leslie says I have a very

Sensitive nose, so I'm leaving

Camp kidney.

It's just too gross for me.

Please don't go, samson.

Get off of me.

Please don't go.

Hey, you're sitting on my

Crackers!

Whoa--

Oh, keep the crackers.

I just want to stay clean!

Samson, I'm sorry!

Did I hear crackers?

[Inhaling]

The rinsing rainbow.

Mmm...soap.

Samson, you're the cleanest

Bean scout.

[Tittering]

Oh, hello, there,

Mrs. Squirrel.

Sure do love your neighborhood.

So fresh and clean.

That's a good girl.

Yes.

You're so pure and

Uncontaminated.

Huh?

Eew!

Aah!

Gesundheit.

Man, that was sick!

What--what the--

Eww, gross.

Why is the river so hairy?

[Humming]

Merp, merp, merp.

Ew--itchy!

Aah!

Uh--my glasses.

Merp, merp, merp.

Oh, nertz!

Why, oh, why was I cursed with

This stupid super-sensitive

Nose?

I'll bet that right now, lazlo

Is having the time of his life.

Oh...

Lazlo, we are going dumpster

Diving again.

Onion.

Onion.

Eat onion.

Don't wanna.

It seems that our friend

Lazlo is still downhearted about

Samson.

Samson smells nice.

Yes, so nice that the only

Thing that would bring shampoo

Boy back is for everyone to take

A shower for gaya's sake.

Raj, that's it!

We'll all take a shower.

It's the only way to bring back

Samson.

Tell every stinky scout and

Dirty bean to meet me at the

Showers at 3:00.

Well, good-bye camp stinky.

One bite for the road?

It's 3:00.

Where is everybody?

Come on, beans.

I know you're in the bushes.

I can see your stink lines.

We've got to clean ourselves

For samson.

No way, lazlo.

We've gone too far.

We can't go back to clean

Now.

Ok, have it your way, but

You're gonna miss all the fun.

He's bluffing.

Being stinky is the best fun.

[Yodeling]

[Squeak]

The water stopped.

It's lazlo.

He's glowing.

He looks so tranquil.

Why doesn't he say something?

[Squeak]

What was that?

He's squeaking.

He's squeaky clean!

That's my pal.

[Dance music playing, squeaking]

Who does he think he is

Squeaking like that?

We can squeak just as good if

Not better.

Yeah!

Let's show him, scouts.

Merp.

I miss camp kidney.

Merp.

I miss the other scouts.

Why?

Why?

Why are my eyes burning up?

Stinkweed!

[Gasping]

Ok, I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna jump in stinkweed.

I'm gonna do it for lazlo, for

Camp kidney, for every stinking

Last one of them.

Oh, mommy.

It stings.

Oh, gross.

[Crying]

Can't move.

The stink has frozen me.

Lazlo, is that you?

Not lazlo.

I'm odoriferous, the smell

Fairy.

Sniff, sniff.

Samson, your bravery and

Sacrifice to your friends will

Not go unrewarded.

Are you gonna be my friend?

No, but what I am going to do

Is give you a new nose--

A nose that is less sensitive,

And for a limited time only, we

Will take away your fear of

Filth.

We could still hang out,

Right?

Fuzzy, don't push it.

Just take the new nose.

Ready?

Toto.

I'm back!

Camp kidney, just like I left

It!

Where is everyone?

[Squeaking, music playing]

What--what is that sound?

I'm sorry, samson.

We got all clean for you.

Samson, you got a new nose!

And it really works.

I can't smell a thing.

But we sure can.

It's stinkweed!

[Screaming]

We don't think you smell bad.

That's 'cause we don't have

Noses.

Really?

Maybe the smell fairy can give

Us noses.

No, then I would smell you,

And you stink.

I stink?

I--i think you stink.

How do you know I stink?

You can't smell me.

You don't know me.

Merp.

[Chattering on phone, groaning]

[Dial tone]

Ooh!

[Beeping]

If you'd like to make a call,

Please hang up and try again.

[Trumpeting]