02x05 - Hello Dolly/Over Cooked Beans

[bunniefuu]

[Trumpeting]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L

♪ A

♪ Z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

[Shatters]

Good morning, scouts.

Today's activity is...

Capture the flag.

To capture the flag, one must

Think like a flag.

Come on, let's all try it!

Try thinking like a flag.

I am a flag.

I enjoy unfurling, blowing in

The br...

Captain lazlo?

Yes, player raj?

I believe the other team just

Captured our flag.

Woo hoo!

Hooray!

All right!

Woo hoo!

Way to go, edward.

Why are you celebrating?

You lost!

When the object of the game

Is to have fun, we're all

Winners!

Put 'er there, general.

Don't you know anything?

When you lose a game, you're

Supposed to act like a jerk!

It's called "being macho."

Now, toughen up!

Boop-a-doop.

Hello, veronica.

Hello, edward.

I played capture the flag

Today.

Did you win?

Of course!

You're so brave and strong.

[Humming]

Would you care to take a nap?

No, edward.

I've been napping all day.

I want to play with you.

Of course.

Hi, edward.

What's behind your back?

What doll?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Why are you backing up to the

Window?

That's so funny, I guess I

Was thinking I could use some,

Uh, use some air!

You know how I'm always walking

Forward?

This time, I thought I'd try it

Backwards, mix it up a little.

So that explains that.

True story.

Maybe I should try walking

Backwards.

Yeah.

Bye, edward.

See ya, edward.

Phew!

That was a close call, veronica.

Veronica!?

Nooo!

Noo!

Nooo!

Noooo!

Yesss!

Lazlo, how much longer are we

Going to be staring at this

Pinecone?

The bean scout handbook says,

"Pinecone staring is an

Excellent way to hone one's

Flag-capturing skills."

Look!

What is it?

I'm not sure.

But judging by the way it rolled

Down that hill...

It must be some sort of action

Figure!

Approaching mach 3!

Wait for us, lazlo!

Veronica?

[Plane noises]

Veronica?

[Sobbing]

Get it together edward!

Can't let them know she's mine.

[Plane noises]

[Panting]

May I try the action figure?

Sure, raj.

How does it work?

It's an action figure.

Do something actiony.

[Screaming]

[Screams]

[Screams]

[Laughing]

Oh, hey, edward.

Uh, everything ok, edward?

F-fine, thanks.

W-what you got there?

This cool action figure.

We found it!

Oh, cool.

May I hold it?

Well, technically, it's

Clam's turn.

Right, clam?

Action figure!

And after that, it's chip and

Skip's turn.

Right, chip and skip?

Right.

Here ya go, clam.

He he he he, fun.

F-fun!

Oh!

Edward...

Edward...

Ohh, veronica?

Who's veronica?

Oh, veronica, you're back.

You're back!

[Kissing]

Say, edward, is that--

No, of course not!

But you called it veronica.

And you were hugging it.

Crying.

Well, it's not mine!

Then why are you holding it

Like that?

Like what?

Like you really love your

Doll.

Would someone who really

Loved his doll do this?

Eerahhh!

It's ok if you love your

Doll.

Edward's doll, edward's doll.

For the last time, it's not

My doll!

What do I have to do to prove it

To you!?

Blow her up?

Ok!

All right, then!

It's settled!

I'm going to blow her up in

Front of the whole stinking

Camp!

Those stupid jellies.

I outsmarted them once again.

I got you back safe and sound.

They have no idea that you're

Mine.

And all I have to do is blow

You up.

[Clucking]

I can't blow you up!

Who will I play happy tea time

With?

Who will I confide all my

Secrets to?

Who's going to give me a warm

Smile when I'm feeling blue?

Wait a second!

I'm sure they didn't take me

Seriously.

They probably already forgot all

About it.

Attention, all camp kidney

Campers!

Edward's going to blow up a

Doll right here in our very

Own camp kidney!

A doll expl*si*n?

Sorry, kid.

Doll exploding t-shirts here.

Get them while they're red-hot!

Slinkman, what's all this

Commotion?

Edward's going to blow up a

Doll, sir.

Oh, that's nice.

What!

He's going to blow up a doll?









Whew, thought I lost one.

♪ The doll's hair is curled

And the expl*si*n will be

Heard around the world ♪

Oh, it's useless.

I'm going to have to

Blow you up.

But we'll always have memories,

Like the first time we met.

It's what I've always wanted!

My very own veronica doll.

I think I'll name you...

Veronica.

Edward, my son, what about

Your other presents?

Give 'em to charity, susan.

I only want veronica.

Now we have to say good-bye.

Good-bye to your soft,

Marshmallow-like hair.

To your pickle-like body.

To your wittle toothpick-like

Arms.

Ed-ward, ed-ward, ed-ward!

Here he comes!

Quiet!

Ok, who wants to blow up a doll?

Doll, doll, doll, doll, doll.

I can't hear you!

Doll, doll, doll, doll...

Here's your doll.

Whoo!

Hey, that's just a pickle

With a marshmallow head.

Yeah, what are you trying to

Pull?

Heh heh.

Obviously you've never seen

A doll before.

Booo!

Quiet!

I think we all know what's

Really going on here...

Who's that?

Obviously edward spent so

Much time on his stunt costume

That he accidentally grabbed

This really ridiculous

Pickle-thing!

Ohhh.

Still don't know who that is.

You wait here, edward, and

I'll go get the real one from

Your cabin.

I wouldn't want you to lose your

Concentration.

Wait!

Lazlo!

We want the doll!

We want the doll!

We want the doll!

The doll...

Doll?

Veronica, you're wanted for

A big expl*si*n!

Now, I wonder where she'd be?

Not in edward's power tools

Closet.

And she's not behind edward's

Lumberjack brand exercise

Equipment.

Not in edward's pet piranha

Tank.

Not in edward's pet piranha.

Now, where haven't I looked?

Veronica?

The veronica luxury monarch

Suite!

The veronica medieval feudal

Lordship manor?

The veronica toy hybrid electric

Vehicle!

Her own foreign policy.

Her own best friend?

Edward does love veronica.

And veronica loves him!

We want the doll!

We want the doll!

Look!

What's-his-name is coming back!

And he's empty-handed.

Where's the doll, lazlo?

Yeah, you promised us a doll!

Enough.

This is your doll.

No.

That's just a pickle!

Dolls look like pickles in

Person.

Oh.

Edward!

Edward, edward, edward!

Shhh!

Ooh!

Aah!

[Boom]

My dolls!

Oooh.

Oooh.

It's raining pickles and

Marshmallows.

Ahhh.

Hooray!

You did great, edward.

I'm so proud of you.

You're so easily amused.

You didn't touch anything in

My cabin, did you?

No, edward.

Well, I'm gonna spray it with

Disinfectant just in case.

Oh, and, lazlo?

Yes, edward?

Thank--clean up this mess,

You loser.

Sure thing, buddy!

I'll take care of the

Marshmallows if you take care

Of the pickles.

Toothpicks!

[Trumpeting]

[Trumpeting]

Attention, campers.

Attention, campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend

And lazlo was his name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L

♪ A

♪ Z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio

Went to camp

And turned it upside down-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

And lazlo was his name-o ♪

[Shatters]

Good morning, campers.

Today is the hottest day of

The year.

The current temperature is...

Hot.

That is all.

I can't believe we have

Laundry duty on such a

Doody-doody day.

We've already done the hard

Part--every piece of laundry in

Camp kidney in one load.

I don't know about this,

Lazlo.

[Rumbling]

That does not sound right.

Slinkman, I'm hot!

I need more ice cubes, slinkman.

Coming, sir.

What is that weather

Contraption of yours, eh,

Slinkman?

Increased hotness tonight

With another hot front moving in

Tomorrow.

No rain?

Just, laundry, sir.

Good morning, scoutmaster

Lumpus!

Slinkman, please tell me

You've already had my underwear

Washed.

Ah, no sir, and that's the

Only washer in camp.

[Mumbling about underwear]

Gee, scoutmaster lumpus,

Laundry matt sounds like a swell

Guy!

I'll swell guy you, you

Little...

Get that laundry done and meet

Me back here in exactly one

Hour--and don't blow anything

Up!

Finally finished.

Hopefully scoutmaster lumpus

Will be here soon.

Too hot...

Need rain.

Please, oh scoutmaster in the

Sky, rain down upon us.

Shower us with coolness.

Just one drop.

Do you see what I see?

A giant drop of rain falling

Straight for us?

Splash?

The scoutmaster has granted

Our dance--

No rain drop!

Watch out!

Ooh!

Aah.

Mr. Freezy breeze?

It's an air conditioner!

Why is the scoutmaster of the

Sky dropping air conditioners?

He's answered our pleas!

The scoutmaster in the sky has

Given us the precious gift of

Artificially refrigerated air

Particles!

Ooooh.

What a nice scoutmaster in the

Sky.

But why did he choose us to give

It to?

Because he wants us to share

It amongst our fellow sweaty

Scouts of camp kidney.

Sweaty, sweaty!

Sweaty, sweaty!

How will we get mr. Freezy

Breeze into camp?

Scoutmaster lumpus does not

Allow strangers in camp kidney.

[Ding]

Hi, scoutmaster lumpus.

Load it up.

Too much starch.

Gotta get those shocks

Adjusted.

Are you sure you know what

You're doing?

There's nothing to it.

You just push this button here,

And cold air comes out here,

Cooling down the entire camp.

Now.

I don't feel any cooler.

Are you sure it's working?

Oh, well, we tried.

Why would the scoutmaster in

The sky send us an air

Conditioner that does not work?

Mr. Freezy breeze!

Ooooh, ahhh!

Wow!

Whoo-pee!

["Jingle bells" playing]

[Laughing]

You know, guys, we were

Having such a wonderful time

With mr. Freezy breeze, w-w-we

Forgot to share him.

S-sharing.

Tomorrow.

[Wheezing]

Huh?

Great.

I've run out of sweat.

One of you get me some water,

Would you?

More ice cream,

Mr. Penguin...

Please!

Oh, brother.

Hey!

Where did those jellybeans get

An air conditioner?

I'm the hottest camper in

Kidney.

Chip...

Who?

Skip...

What?

Up and at 'em.

Where?

I got a job for you.

Who's adam?

Shh!

We don't want to wake up the

Jellies!

We're stealing this baby?

Mr. Freezy breezy?

Our ticket to a cool night's

Sleep.

Did you know we needed a

Ticket?

No wonder we haven't been

Sleeping.

You imbeciles!

Get on either side and pull.

I'll catch it.

Careful, don't make any noise.

Come to momma.

Come to...

Whoo!

Now what do we do, ed?

Ed?

Where are you?

Do you hear something?

Let's just roll it back to our

Cabin.

There you are!

Are you just taking a break?

Hang loose, and we'll handle

This.

Ed, where'd he go now?

Oh, well.

No.

No no no no!

Ow.

I thought I heard something.

Ed?

Ouch.

Ed?

Ouch.

Ed?

Ouch!

[Wheezing]

Air conditioner!

Air conditioner!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Hot.

Hot.

Look.

Huh?

Aah!

Raj, what did you do with

Mr. Freezy breeze?

You were the last one to

Touch him.

You kissed him good night.

Clam?

Gone!

Well, it didn't just walk

Away.

Someone made off with our air

Conditioner.

Oh, yeah?

Well, it's my air conditioner.

Au contraire, my friend.

I found it first.

[Arguing]

I think we messed up.

We didn't share mr. Freezy

Breeze.

No sharing.

Now no one is sharing.

The scoutmaster in the sky is

Not pleased.

I don't like where this is

Going, pipsqueak.

Come on, then!

Slinkman, I just love my new

Air conditioner.

Would you care for another

Hot cocoa?

Lumpus stole my air

Conditioner!

Hey!

I wasn't done with that.

Hold it!

The scoutmaster in the sky is

Very unhappy.

Scoutmaster in the sky?

Who's that?

Well, nobody really...

Except the creator of

Mr. Freezy breeze!

That's right.

And he wanted us to have this

Gift of cool to bring us

Together.

But look what this gift has done

To us.

It's torn us apart.

So, we're all cool, to uh,

Sharing it, right?

That's the stupidest thing

I've ever heard!

Let's get our mr. Freezy

Breeze!

Mob closer!

Great, we lost them.

Stay right where you are.

There they are!

But where's mr. Freezy breeze?

You mean this

Mr. Freezy breeze?

Don't drop it, lazlo.

Just tell us what you want.

Anything!

What I want is for everyone

To share mr. Freezy breeze,

Or mr. Freezy breeze here

Takes a little trip.

No wait, let's not be hasty,

Lazlo, old pal.

We can share him!

Can't we, guys?

Sure, we can share him.

[Chattering]

Sharing, sharing, sharing,

Sharing...

Sharing...

Behind you!

Give me back my air

Conditioner!

Dude, that is so messed up.

I guess mr. Freezy breeze

Needs to go back home where

He belongs.

Home.

Say hello to the scoutmaster

In the sky!

Ahhh!

The spirit of freezy breeze

Lives on, raj.

It lives on, in all of us.

Hooray!

Cold...

Very cold...

Say, wasn't that the air

Conditioner we lost yesterday?

Yeah, I do believe it was.

[Trumpeting]