Hey, Tony? A friendly word?
What?
If you'd been more
flexible with that lady,
she'd have kept on hiring this boat
at 100 bucks a day from
now till next Christmas.
Still not too late, you know. No
look, all I said was, flexible.
I'm not in that line of business.
I have to be cursed
with a fastidious partner?
You're gonna keep me a
poor man all my life, Tony.
If you're so anxious,
why don't you do something
about it yourself.
Don't think I wouldn't if
I thought it would work, man.
The lady just ain't interested.
What's she gonna do with
a beat-up old bum like me?
She's blond, she's pretty,
comes from a good family
and she's got a rich husband.
She wants only the best.
Tall, blue-eyed, straight-limbed boys
with curly hair and pearly teeth.
You'd have played your cards right,
we could have had a
shiny, new cabin cruiser
by the time she left the islands.
Stop dreaming.
All right, but you're
driving us to a life of crime.
Okay, let's not waste any time about it.
That lady sure was icy.
Yeah, but just not icy enough,
Jimmy Jean. Not icy enough.
Well, on to crime.
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Next time we smuggle
anything onto this island,
we ought to wear tuxedos.
What will it be boys?
- Brandy.
- Beer.
There's Miguel.
You have to walk right
up to the bar, do you?
You have to make yourselves conspicuous
like two elephants in a ballroom?
Do you find it impossible to wear jackets?
Miguel, be polite to your colleagues.
- It's all delivered?
- All delivered.
A friend left this note for you.
Our friend didn't have
very much to say, did he?
What do you mean by that?
I mean, he wasn't very generous, was he”?
There are many expenses,
you know that as well as I do.
Palms to be greased and people
paid to turn the other way.
Its getting harder everyday.
Well, you tell our friend,
if he can't be a little
more communicative,
this is the last trip.
- Come on, Tony, let's get-
- Please take your money.
This drink's on the house
my heart is softened.
Listen, I can put a
little easy money your way.
- How easy?
- Without so many questions,
simply, do you or don't
you wanna make some money?
No
I'll talk to you.
You're a reasonable man.
Your friend is a barbarian.
Tony, you're gonna sit here
and hear your friend called a barbarian?
Miguel, I forbid you to call
this barbarian a barbarian.
You're a true friend
once again, I'll disregard the jokes.
I'm talking of a small act of kindness.
All you have to do is take a passenger
from here to Santa nada.
The American line runs a good boat.
You tell him to try the American line.
You're so clever and so rich
it isn't a him.
Her
a woman on a little boat like ours?
You don't think she'd find
it a trifle restrictive?
I suppose she can't afford to worry
whether it's restrictive
police?
I know nothing of police.
I'm trying to compose myself.
There's a rich American patron here
making private inquiries for her
and with infinite
generosity, I thought of you.
And this is how I'm
rewarded? With contempt.
Yeah, how rich an American?
I have not asked to see his tax return
let's get out of here, Tony,
I don't like the smell of this
- money doesn't smell.
- How much?
- $500.
- And for you?
Me, I merely seek to oblige a friend.
Yeah, but how many dollars
do you seek to oblige yourself,
1,0007 - that's enough.
You demean me. Leave my bar.
500 has a nice, wholesome
ring to it, doesn't it, 5007
yeah, 700 rings even better.
It's too risky.
A couple of cases of Brandy or
cigarettes, that's one thing
but an ill*gal dame.
If they ever catch us,
they'll take the boat,
lock us up and throw the key away.
They won't catch us.
I've got a hunch. I don't feel so lucky.
I feel lucky. We'll use my luck.
Uh-oh, the market's rising.
My last offer, 600. I'm disgusted.
Well, be disgusted for 700.
Very well. Wait here.
Two boys in caps at the end of the bar.
She's not impressed.
I am
I don't like this.
Let's get out of here.
Wait a minute. Nobody's
fired a shot yet.
Ask if they'll have a drink with me.
Sure.
The gentleman invites you
to his table for a drink.
Would it beyond the limits of possibility
to ask you to take off your hats?
You make too many conditions.
I think I'm changing my mind.
You're driving me
mad, authentically mad.
Don't let him suffer, Felix. Come on.
Here they are.
Won't you sit down?
Have a drink?
- Brandy.
- Beer.
Did Miguel explain the situation to you?
Yeah, a little. Not enough.
How much do you have to know?
Everything.
Slipping passengers past
immigrations is no joke.
Tell them everything they wanna know.
Incidentally, how much
money was mentioned?
$1,200.
Well, some days you
win, some days you lose.
I think they're calling
for me at the bar.
The lady, a relation?
No
A friend
she has no papers?
No. No papers,
no passport, nothing.
She's stateless.
It's a long, confused story.
I imagine we could spend
a number of long,
confused months in prison.
Why no papers?
Irena, maybe you'd better-
- I'll tell you all that's necessary.
I'm coming from nowhere, illegally.
I'm on my way to nowhere,
equally illegally.
Are you satisfied?
No
There's no need for you to-
- don't be delicate about my dignity.
Tell him what he wants to know
come on over to the bar.
Where did you meet her?
Here, about a month ago.
I feel sorry for her. I wanna help.
- Yeah, where'd she come from?
- Havana.
Oh, another rich friend?
I guess so.
And before that?
Florida
some army sergeant smuggled
her over from Europe
in a b*mber.
Naturally, they caught up
with her. She moved on.
Speaks awful good english.
She's been around
Americans for 10 years.
This stuff is k*lling me.
Look, this is the picture.
She came originally from
Lithuania or Estonia or someplace.
The story changes.
The Germans transported her to Berlin.
During the w*r, she lost everything:
Mother, father, brothers, the usual.
She got mixed up in the black market.
There was a holdup.
The police say she had a g*n.
She swears that she didn't.
It was a frame-up, she says.
So far, she's always
managed to find somebody
to take care of her
I don't doubt that
look, I wanna do all I can for her,
but I've gotta get back to Detroit.
1,200 bucks, take it or
leave it, that's all.
Actually, I don't...
I don't like it
what have we got to lose?
Now you know,
I do not make immigration
officers very happy.
An immigration officer presumes
that a woman who looks
like me should be kept.
And they prefer citizens
of other countries
to do the keeping.
You understand, irena, that
this is not the queen Mary?
There will be no steward aboard
to bring you your morning tea.
I've put up with worse.
You'll be alone on a not
very large boat with three men,
with low, brutish manners.
One man with low, brutish manners.
All right, $1,200,
1,000 for us, 200 for him.
You know number 3 pier by San Antonio?
I can find it
okay. Be there at sunup.
Come on, let's go.
I'm sorry, irena.
Sometimes you wonder
what god had in mind
when he invented the male sex
Well, hello there.
If I'd known you were gonna
wear your Paris clothes,
I'd have had the bridal suite cleaned up.
Sun lounge is on a-deck.
What happened to your gentleman friend?
I left him in the hotel
any other questions?
I might think of some from time to time.
Will you do me a favor?
Occupy yourself with your own business.
I don't think I'm going to care
for your attitude very much.
All right.
I don't think I even care
for my attitude very much.
Yeah, well, I'll show you
where you can keep your things.
Well, it's nothing much but
if there's anything you want.
I don't want anything.
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That port engine again.
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I'm gonna buy myself a crowbar
and I'm gonna come aboard this boat
and I'm gonna beat that
port engine to scrap.
I hung around the house for three months
after I got back from
Korea, doing nothing.
And my father read me the riot act.
He's a big man in the
community, my father,
and he said it was giving him a bad name,
having a son who was turning into a bum.
So, I went to New York and met
a guy I used to know there,
went to college with and
he had a 30-foot sloop,
he was looking for someone to take a trip
around the Caribbean with him,
so we had a drink and I signed on.
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Just like that.
The Caribbean seemed like
a nice, long distance
from Indiana
came down here and I liked
it, and my pal went home.
I met Felix.
We had some laughs and
he had a little money,
and I had some dough left over
and one night we were drunk,
and we bought this boat.
When it runs, it's a
pretty good little boat.
Two and a half years?
Yep, can't think of a better way
to spend two and a half years.
What happens when you get tired of this?
I'll move on, I told my father,
the day I saw the first
white hair on my head,
I'd come back home; It hasn't shown, yet.
What a country America is.
All the luxuries
fven rebellion.
I got an idea.
Hey, Felix.
Felix
yeah?
How much longer are
we gonna be stuck here?
Seven years and two months.
Good, we've got time
for a swim how about it?
Aren't there any sharks?
Well, of course.
Why not?
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That's right. That's the general idea.
The guests have everything
they want? c*ck?
Just ring the bell.
No c*ck
ask the lady.
No c*ck
I was glad to see you swim so well.
It's a pretty sight, you
handsome, young people
cleaving through the warm, blue water
with a nice, steady, eight-beat crawl.
Where did you learn? Berlin?
What do they use in those
swimming pools, blood?
Wait a minute, what is this?
What's it for, persecution or fun?
For fun
well, you're crazy. Leave her alone.
What's the matter, have
you appointed yourself
her new protector?
Go to the end of the line,
kid. It's a long, long line.
Let up on her.
She doesn't need protection, Tony.
She can take care of herself
with any weapon you'd care to mention.
Ask the mp's name in Berlin.
Ask about the g*n they found in her bag.
I don't know what's the matter with him
I've never seen him like this before
don't worry about it, it'll blow over.
No g*ns allowed on this boat, madam.
We have a naval limitation treaty
with the algonquin Indians.
Now I know you're crazy.
Anything you don't like,
you just throw into the sea!
I turn the other cheek
careful, I've only got two cheeks.
Why don't you stop them?
Not for the time being, ma'am.
Ain't no quarrel of mine.
I figure, I'll let them work
off a little bad blood first
He'll k*ll him!
Stop it. Stop it!
Now you just calm down a little,
then after that, we all
stop choking our friends
and we continue this cruise
on a nice, peaceful basis.
All right, Jimmy Jean, you can let go.
The w*r's over
- is that a promise?
- That's a promise.
See? A $1,000 for carrying
you just isn't enough.
I'm sorry.
You play rough, don't you?
For a minute, I thought
you were trying to k*ll me.
Don't be silly. All over?
All over.
We ought to do this more often.
Breaks up the trip,
entertainment for the ladies.
Greco-Roman style
wrestling, college rules.
Any time we get bored with each other,
I'll just remember to
throw something of madame's
into the sea
What's going on there?
Carnival time. Mardi gras.
You ever been to one?
No.
Well, do you like to dance?
Sometimes.
Well, how about that.
Do you wanna go take a look at it?
No
Oh, come on, I'll take care of you.
You don't have to get mixed up
in anything you wanna elude.
Perhaps some other time.
We don't guarantee there
will be another time, lady.
This is a luxury cruise,
but we only furnish one
mardi gras per trip.
Yeah, come on, let's go.
These things can be fun, you know.
Whatever you say.
You wanna go, Felix?
I have to be in the
mood for a mardi gras.
I'll see how I feel when we dock
Irena.
Irena
I can't stand waifs. Come on.
You hate me. Why?
Drink your rum.
What have women done to you?
I don't regard women in the
plural. I'm old-fashioned.
I regard women one by one.
What have they done to you?
Some of them have done good,
some of them have done bad
drink your rum.
Have you ever been married?
Yes, for a quick six months.
- What happened?
- I deserted her.
Why?
She was the most desertable woman
on the north American continent
she was pretty. Beautiful.
Maybe even as beautiful as you.
I had a wonderful time
with her for six months.
Till I got to know her.
Is that why you came down here?
That's one of the reasons, yeah.
Are you wanted by the police?
Oh, I wouldn't go so far as to say that.
Let's put it this way, if I
presented myself to the police,
they would not reject me.
No, no, none of that.
I et's not fool ourselves
let's not sit here laughing it up
like two nice people out on
a date on a Saturday night.
We're not nice people and
we're not out on any date.
You're a tricky bit of cargo
that I contracted to carry
from one island to another.
A danger to navigation.
Let's keep the channel clear.
I'll bet you have.
I'm not asking for any pity.
I don't wanna bother you.
You're stuck with me for a little while,
and I'm stuck with you.
But we don't have to make it
any worse than it already is.
Just tell me what you want
me to do and I'll do it.
Keep away from Tony, that's all.
He's not for the likes of you.
Why not?
I've known women like you.
You've had a little bad luck
and you're beautiful enough
to make everybody you touch, pay for it.
What makes you think he'd be interested?
I saw that g*y frolic
on the beach today.
A siren should have gone
off for Tony right then:
"Enemy approaching, take cover."
He's a big boy. He can
take care of himself.
Nobody can take care of
themselves, so stay away from him.
Stop probing him with those sad, pitiful,
calculating, dark eyes.
And keep those sweet,
poisonous hands off him.
You've got nothing for him.
He came down here to sow a
few wild oats, that's all.
What about you?
I sowed my wild oats a long time ago.
Been living off the crop ever since.
Not very nourishing.
And if you've got any ideas
about me, forget them.
You stick to the kind of men
that women like you were made for.
That nervous fella from
Detroit back there in San Juan.
The Russian colonels in Berlin,
the black-market sergeants.
No, I do you an injustice.
You're a field-grade operator,
black-market generals.
There's plenty of the usual
game for you around here.
Lots of sugar planters with
fat bellies, rum factories
wives with mustaches,
bank accounts in Havana,
New York, Zurich.
Stick to them. Leave Tony alone.
I beg your pardon, would
the lady like to dance?
No, the lady would not like to dance.
On the contrary, the lady
would like very much to dance.
That was wonderful
was it?
I beg your pardon,
would you like to dance?
(Get out of here.
I was talking to the lady.
I was asking her to dance.
It's a very simple dance. I'll show you.
You wanna dance, huh?
Come on, I'll dance you.
Who's there?
It's me, Felix. That's Latin for happy.
You should have danced with that fella
he was a real good dancer.
What is it? What are you waiting for?
I'm waiting for someone
to touch me with kindness.
I'm proud.
I don't make love to the dead
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oh, you're beautiful.
Marry me and we'll sail the seven seas.
And we'll see the tombs of the pharaohs
and we'll pull in at Hong Kong and Bangkok
and Indianapolis, Indiana.
And I'll be faithful to you
from here to the last distillery.
And [I'll cover you with jewels
and I'll drown you in champagne.
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do you mind if I have a drink?
You have to go now because
your family is calling you
but I'll be waiting.
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alright, alright, alright,
here we are in the Rose bowl! Folks!
And he's fading back.
He's fading back, he's
looking for his receiver!
He's gonna pass.
100,000 people are going wild out there.
The last two minutes of the
game and he's gonna pass!
Shh!
He's getting ready. He's set.
He's found his receiver. He'll pass!
And there he goes down the field,
and he's getting ready to catch it!
There it goes, 10 yards,
20 yards, 30 yards!
He caught it! What a great show?
Irena
irena
yes?
Everything okay?
Yes
well, can I get you anything?
No, thank you.
Good night.
Good night.
Well, this is far as we take you.
At the end of the jetty,
you'll see some stairs.
At the very top by a
church, you'll see a taxi.
You go to the American
bar on the rue joliette.
The barman will tell you
where to find the hotel.
If you happen to see any of us around,
might be advisable for you
to pretend you don't know us.
Wait a minute, we can't
just drop her like this
in the middle of this forsaken hole.
Why not? That was
the bargain, wasn't it?
We were to take her to Santa
nada, responsibility ended.
You do have a mean
streak in you, don't you?
I said I'd bring her here
and I brought her here,
what's so mean about that?
Somebody has to see
the girl into the town.
You defeat me. I don't
know what you're aiming at!
Are you trying to get chosen
for the brute of the
month club or something?
Joke. Push off, Jimmy Jean.
No, hold it.
You're on your own from now on.
I'll leave my stuff on the
boat. I'll pick it up later.
Push off
It's not what you might
call a happy voyage.
No, sir, I've had happier trips.
You're not satisfied?
When I'm paid off, I'll be satisfied.
Any other complaints?
I might strike some.
You wanna quit?
I do believe I do
okay, that's fine with me.
We could stand some
fresh faces around here.
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j and how many merchant sea-men j
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you didn't have to come with me.
Forget it.
I apologize for Felix.
Nobody has to apologize
to me for anything.
I apologize for the whole human race.
Good evening, madam.
Good evening.
Are there any messages”?
The young man called,
the young American,
he'll be here at 7, he says.
Thank you. My key, please.
I would not be a friend
if I didn't tell you
that your presence here
for the last few days
has not gone completely unremarked.
What do you mean?
It's, of course, not surprising.
A woman who looks like you,
even in a great city, Paris even
all eyes would be attracted.
Omit the flowers. Who
was talking about me?
In a place like this,
there are certain people who
owe things to the police,
who from time to time, must
present the authorities
with information of an
interesting character.
Now, they see a lady like you arrive,
they make a few inquiries.
They find that your
arrival did not coincide
with the landing of a
plane, docking of a steamer.
They discover that you
seem to be settling down
for a long stay, that you have
no visible means of support.
That you are friendly
with a young American
of a rather brash and reckless character.
They begin to see some making
of profit in this situation
for themselves.
Why are you telling me all this?
None of this, of course, is crucial.
The right words spoken at a certain place.
A delicate hint that too much curiosity
is a bit improper in this case.
A genial reminder that
the lady in question
is regarded benevolently by a
good friend of the authority.
Yes?
I don't like to sound immodest
but I, myself, might answer
to such a description.
If it were to my interest,
perhaps I could be prevailed upon
to drop a word in a proper quarter.
If it were to your interest?
If it were to my interest.
Your key, madam.
Hi
Hello, Tony.
Got something for you.
Thank you.
Tony-well, open it up, open it.
Native blouse, see.
I just thought with your
color hair that it might...
It's very g*y, isn't it?
Very g*y.
Go ahead, try it on.
I wasn't too sure about the measurements
but go ahead, try it on.
Lady in the shop
says it's bound to have a
stifling effect on a redhead.
Tony.
Have you seen Felix?
Only once, in the bar for a minute.
All we said was, hello.
He's conducting a personal experiment.
He's trying to see if he can
drink the entire output of rum
on this island in the space of one week.
Did he say anything about me?
He was in no condition to
say anything about anybody.
Startling.
Thank you.
You like it?
I like it very much.
Still it would have been more useful
if you'd found something else.
A different kind of cloth
do they have anything in the shops here
that's guaranteed to
make a woman invisible?
What a waste that would be
come on, let's go out.
We'll have a great dinner
and dance, celebrate.
Celebrate what?
Celebrate the fact that
you're not invisible.
- Not tonight, Tony.
- What's the matter?
I've got to get out of here.
What are you talking about?
- The owner.
- Huh
it's the same old thing.
Sometimes it takes only a day.
And sometimes, like now,
it takes more than a week.
But it always happens.
What always happens?
They close in.
A sign goes up, "keep moving."
Did that slob tell you
you had to get out of here?
No, they don't quite say that either.
They always make it quite clear
that I could make certain arrangements
and be permitted to stay.
I'm tired of those arrangements.
Wait, what did he say to you exactly?
He said I'm conspicuous.
That the authorities have begun
to show an interest in me.
Where I came from, what I'm doing here.
And that he could put
in a good word for me
if I made it worth his while
I'll beat his head in
what good would that do?
It would only bring the
police down that much sooner.
Forget it. Forget me.
I always get by somehow.
As your friend Felix would say,
"I've become an expert at getting by."
Well you better start
teaching me some of the tricks.
What do you mean?
We're gonna get by together from now on.
Advertisement, "romantic young American
"anxious to ruin his life
"will accept any unreasonable offer.”
Will you marry me?
What good would that do?
I don't know about you, it
would do me a lot of good.
And then what?
Do you think they'll leave me alone here
just because you married me?
Well, if they don't, we'll move on.
Have you an unlimited supply of islands
because you'll need them?
Not necessarily, we'll be
able to settle somewhere.
- Where?
- Well, here, Cuba, Venezuela.
Venezuela's hopping now.
Or Mexico, finally, the states.
- Dreams.
- They're not such dreams.
These things can be arranged.
There's all kinds of papers you can get
if you just know the right people.
9 times out of 10, they may
not be such perfect papers,
but they'll pass, you just
need a little money, really.
A little money?
All right, then, a lot of money.
And then what do you do?
Write to your father in
Indiana? And what do you say?
"Dear father, please
send me $10,000 airmail.
"I wanna buy the future of a lady
"who's in trouble with the
police of two continents."
I can just see him
rushing down to his bank
as soon as he gets the letter.
Daddy isn't the answer.
- Who is?
- Well, I'll find it.
Why are you saying
all this, out of pity?
If I was gonna pity anybody,
I'd pity myself if I lost you.
You don't know me
go down to Felix and ask
him to give you his lecture
on the subject of women like me.
Then come back and see
what you have to say.
I don't need any lecture from Felix.
I'm no good. I'm all worn-out.
I've been passed from hand to hand.
I've had to submit to things
that nice young American boys
couldn't conceive of in
their wildest nightmares.
I've lived among the ruins.
Armies have marched over me.
Armies
I've been debased
I look in the mirror
and I say, "what a lie?"
At the first glance,
the face looks like the
face of a human being.
A wonderful face
inside a year, you'll get to hate it.
You'll look at it and you'll
remember everything behind it.
No, I'll look at it and I'll
think how beautiful it is.
And if I remember anything,
it'll be how you looked sitting
on the pier, waiting for us.
Brave, quiet, shining.
Ready to defend yourself.
And in a little while,
you'll forget everything
before that morning too, I guarantee it.
What a wonderful thing
it is to be an American.
You believe you can forget everything.
Irena.
Hi
Welcome. Hang around.
The next number on the program
is the Beethoven "9th"
yeah, I wanna talk to you.
Well, I've got a date to go
to a c*ck in 10 minutes.
But if you leave your
name with the secretary,
she might be able to arrange
something for later on.
I have to talk to you, Felix.
By all means, have a drink.
I don't want anything to drink.
You wanna listen to a medical fact?
In this climate, sobriety
kills more people per year
than heart trouble, motor accidents
or crimes of passion, combined.
Stop being so g*y. I'm serious.
g*y, me?
I'm so sad that little
dogs howl in despair
when they see me.
I have a proposition
to make to you, Felix.
To passengers. To tall,
long-legged, dark-eyed passengers.
I wanna make one more
trip with you on that boat
and I wanna make it a big one.
Now, I've been in touch with Miguel
and he's got something for us.
No more passengers.
I've discovered that I'm a
freight carrier at heart.
I'm gauche. I don't know how
to mingle with a passenger.
Well, don't worry about
it, it's only freight,
but they're in a hurry for,
they're willing to pay.
One more trip and then what?
Then we'll sell the boat
and we'll split the proceeds
and go alone.
Alone?
Not quite alone.
Not quite alone.
I'm gonna marry her, Felix.
Of course.
She's no good. She'll cheat
you, she'll pull you down.
Everywhere you go, you'll find
men who look at you and laugh
and say, "hey, get a load of
what our old friend, irena's
"gotten ahold of now."
She'll ruin you.
When she gets a better
offer, she'll leave you.
So, naturally, you're gonna marry her.
I made up my mind before I came in here
I wasn't gonna hit you.
Ah, I see she's got
you domesticated already.
So, in order to start this
marriage off on the right foot,
we wanna make a little trip, do we?
Well, you take it yourself.
I'm gonna stay right here
and listen to the music.
Go ahead. Go ahead, you don't
need me, you know the way.
You get ahold of Jimmy Jean
and go sailing off on
the calm, blue water.
Go ahead, consider it a
gift, a wedding present.
The use of the boat by
yourself and all the proceeds.
Consider it a dowry for the bride.
You don't wanna go?
Nope.
We'll split it down the middle
anyway, you get your share.
I don't want it
I'm gonna stay here
and see if I can find
a buyer for the boat.
I was getting tired of that
boat anyway, that port engine.
Port engine was wearing me down.
When are you leaving?
Tomorrow night.
Bon voyage.
Give my best to Miguel.
Yeah, what if something goes wrong?
Nothing will go wrong.
The usual arrangements.
Be off the point at one o'clock.
Two lights will be showing.
If anything has gone wrong,
there won't be any lights.
Good luck.
Tony. Tony, we're ready.
- Let me come with you.
- Are you crazy?
After all of the trouble we
had getting you out of there?
I don't want to be left alone.
It's only six days.
Three days out and three
days in. It's nothing.
I don't wanna be left alone anymore.
Only six days more.
Then I'll never leave you
alone again, I promise.
There they are.
Ahoy! Ahoy, there.
Heave to!
Coast guard!
They were laying for us.
Heave to!
Somebody must have tipped them off.
Heave to!
- What you doing?
- I'm gonna beach her.
Coast guard coming alongside.
You'll never make it, Tony.
We want to inspect your cargo
and see your papers.
Ahoy!
Heave to, or we will fire!
Tony, I'm waiting on you.
It's a long swim in.
It's a long time in the jug.
Come on, let's get out
of here make that fast
We'd better separate from now on.
If you get back before I do,
you do one thing for me, Jimmy Jean.
You tell Felix I'm coming
after him. You got that?
Here's a letter for you, Jimmy Jean.
Tony.
"Jimmy Jean, keep this to
yourself, I'm on my way back.
"I just shipped aboard a
Greek tug, the ulysses.
"We ought to arrive in about 10 days.
"I am going to need
your help. Watch for me.
"Tony."
Dr. Sam, this is francois.
Can you hear me, Sam? Hello?
- Yes?
- I say, this is francois.
There's been an accident, two ships.
There was this collision
between a freighter and a liner.
A collision?
The freighter
was coming into port.
Coming into port?
I waited until
I got all possible details
before I called you.
How many hurt?
They asked me to bring a doctor.
Can you hear me, Sam?
I'll be right down.
So, during the fog,
there was this little
collision during the night.
The liner was hardly damaged
and didn't turn back.
But the freighter is limping
into port, the s.S. Ulysses.
How many people are hurt?
The radiogram only
mentioned one, a sailor.
He's jammed up in the bow
and they can't get him out.
Oh, well, if a man
signs up to be a sailor,
he must expect little
inconveniences like that
from time to time
hello. Here comes the fog.
Hey, look out!
At last. Finally.
I'll write such a report!
Where is he?
In case you're not
familiar with maritime law,
I shall clearly state in that report-
- yes, yes. You do that, captain.
Where is he?
Where is who?
The injured man.
Where would he be?
Forward, in that hold.
Caught like a weasel in a trap.
Show us how to get to him.
He's down that hatch,
but let me warn you,
this is dangerous.
Everything's loose, liable
to come down at any moment.
Stop wasting my time.
[T's at your own risk.
I take no responsibility!
Hey! You'll need this.
Welcome, boys.
This way, Sam.
Can I offer you boys a drink?
This is the doctor. Are you hurt?
I don't know. You tell me, doc.
You don't look so bad
you ought to see me
when I don't need a shave.
Does anything feel broken?
No
Can you move your toes?
I don't know. I can't feel them anymore.
They wiggle.
There doesn't seem
to be anything broken.
You won't be able to go to any dances
for a little while there
I had no appointments.
What happened?
I was checking the cargo
and all of a sudden the roof fell in
iron started raining down
like rice at a wedding.
And something conked me in
the head and I passed out.
Came to, here I was, locked
up for being a bad boy.
I don't need a doctor,
I need a wrecking crew.
We'll be in port in two hours.
We'll get you out in no time.
Don't make any sudden moves
because the furniture is fragile.
There's genuine antiques.
What's your name?
Tony.
Hackenhausen
what's that, a German name?
Yeah, I'm the scion of
an old bavarian family.
Is there anybody you want us to notify?
No, nobody.
- You're sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
My folks all got wiped out in the w*r.
The hundred years' w*r.
Is there anything we can do for you now?
Yeah, tell the boys I'm hungry.
And I'd love a bottle of beer
maybe they could rig a light up down here,
I'm an only child, I'm afraid of the dark.
Okay, Tony.
I'll be back
I'll be waiting.
You better keep the torch.
Well?
He's all right.
Let me use your radio, captain.
I want to have some people
standing by with equipment.
We'll try and get that fellow out of there
as soon as we get into port.
By all means and while you're at it,
ask the fire department to
be there waiting for us too.
What do you mean?
Take a good deep breath.
Smell anything?
- Something's burning?
- Uh-huh.
It's in the aft hold
come with me.
The collision started something.
Sparks. Spontaneous combustion.
What have you got in there, captain?
Rubber raw rubber!
I'd better get that radio off right now.
I'll be back in a moment, Sam.
What a night.
Six hours out of port
and this had to happen.
Captain, this boy
who's caught up forward,
he says his name's hackenhausen.
If he says his name is hackenhausen,
then his name is hackenhausen
he says he's German.
The world's full of Germans.
He speaks english just like an American.
He has a talent for languages.
The Germans are clever people.
Did you see his papers?
He said he had lost his papers.
I'd like to see his
bunk, if I may, captain.
It's all the same to me.
It's right in there, in
the far corner on top.
Thanks.
What do you think, francois?
The poor devil, will they
be able to get him out?
There's an American
Navy repair ship in port.
I radioed to get hold of them.
And the fire department is standing by.
What do you think, francois?
Will they get him out?
Maybe. If anybody can
get him out, they will.
Maybe not all in one piece
but they'll get him out.
How are things, francois?
The American Navy is at work.
What do they say?
They don't say anything.
They just whistle through their teeth
and call for Coca-colas.
What about the fire,
are they putting it out?
It is a fire of raw rubber, monsieur.
One does not put out
the fire of raw rubber
sometimes with luck, with
a great deal of luck,
one puts such a fire under control.
Infrequently.
What's the matter with him?
He's an important man
and an unpleasant decision faces him.
Therefore, he must try
and make everyone else
feel as unpleasant as he does.
What's the decision?
The decision
to keep the fire under control,
he has to pour ton after
ton of water into the hold.
Now, if he pours in enough,
at a certain moment, the
ulysses will capsize and sink.
When that happens, he will
lose his job. So will I.
Because we permitted the ship
to sink alongside a dock.
And we'll deserve to lose our jobs because
it will put the dock out of
commission for at least, oh,
a year; To say nothing
of the money it will cost
to float it again and
get it out of the way.
To say nothing of the man in
there who will sink with it.
To say nothing.
But if he does not put
enough water into the hold
to keep the fire under
control, the fire will spread.
In the very next hold,
we've just discovered a charming fact.
There is a load of nitrates.
80 tons of nitrates
if the fire were to reach
the 80 tons of nitrates,
there goes the ulysses.
And there goes, perhaps,
half the harbor facilities of this port.
To say nothing of the man in the bow.
To say nothing.
Do you wonder that the
captain is a little snappish?
No, but the American Navy
must have said something.
Ask the American Navy
yourself. Here it comes.
Lt. Sellers, permit me to
introduce our port doctor,
Sam Blake.
How do you do, doctor?
How does it look, lieutenant?
Great. We're putting
in some hydraulic Jacks.
If they hold, we'll
get him out by tonight.
And if they don't hold?
Kindly notify next of kin.
- See you later, Sam.
- Right.
How's the boy?
Sitting down there,
playing my harmonica.
He plays real nice, that boy.
We're just about ready to try it now.
Okay, I'll be right down.
You wanna come along?
Think I'll be of any use?
- I sure do.
- Thanks.
If anything goes wrong,
you're gonna have a lot of customers, doc.
Boatswain, what's
up with the forward hold?
Get those grapplings undone on the double.
How's it going, Mac?
Be ready in a couple
of minutes, lieutenant.
Good.
Hi, lieutenant. You're here again?
What are you doing, bucking for admiral?
What d'you bring the doctor
for? Is somebody sick?
He likes harmonica music.
How's the fire doing aft?
[T's just about under control.
I ijeutenant?
Slowly going out of control, Tony.
How long do you give it?
12 hours, give or take a few minutes.
You're an officer and a gentleman.
Always a straight dope, huh?
Always a straight dope.
Lieutenant, we're all set here.
Okay, I'll tell you when to start.
Now, look, I'm gonna start the
Jacks and the winches going.
All we have to do is raise
this girder 3, 4 inches.
You feel it lifting, pull back,
try to get your legs
out by yourself, got it?
- Will do.
- And if things start falling,
coveer up.
What will you do?
I'll sing the "marine hymn".
Okay, let's go.
All right, start them!
Hold it!
Nothing's doing, lieutenant.
All right, slack off.
There goes your ball game, lieutenant.
Not yet.
Straight dope, huh?
Straight dope.
We can't get you out this way, Tony.
We're gonna have to try
putting in some more Jacks
with a different rig,
but it's gonna take time.
My time is your time.
I'm gonna start my boys working
tryna' get you from the
outside with acetylene torches.
I don't think we'll have time
enough to reach you, Tony,
but we'll try.
Where does this leave
me, sitting here frying?
Sitting there frying.
Doc, could you perform
an operation down here?
Get out of here, both of you.
I know what you're thinking.
You'll get me out, all right.
You'll get half of me out!
I eave me alone!
Look, if you're gonna get me out,
you get me out in one piece,
otherwise, keep away from me!
Think about it, Tony.
You peddle your wheelchairs elsewhere!
Okay, I'll start the boys
with the torches right away.
Doc, you stop sucking around me
and if you come near me with one needle,
I'll brain you, so help me, I will.
I won't touch you.
Tony, isn't there somebody
you want to talk to?
No!
Have you seen this picture before?
Yeah, the lady is my aunt Clara
and the man is my Sunday-school teacher
and the colored gentleman
played second base for me
when I managed the New York giants.
Fver see that before?
Yeah, they gave them out as favors
at a strawberry festival I once went to.
Now, don't be so tough,
Tony. We want to help you.
Help me? You wanna make
a half a man out of me.
We want to keep you alive.
I don't like the terms there's no deal
you come back when you
can make a better offer.
And keep out of my locker from now on!
I'll be back to see you again soon.
Don't hurry on my account.
Boatswain, get more men
pitching those acetylene bottles.
How'd you make out?
I tried to talk him into
it but he wouldn't have it.
It's the only way you're
gonna get him out of there.
My job is to get him out
of there alive if I can.
That's all, I think.
My job is to try and keep as much
of the human race as possible,
alive as long as possible.
What would you do if you were in there?
Me? I'd say, "cut away, doc."
I've lots to live for, I
got a wife and two kids.
Maybe he's got nobody.
He's got somebody.
A boy like that's bound to have somebody.
Well, they better turn up real fast.
Yes
hey, boats,
we haven't got all day.
Let's get some more men up here.
Is that boy gonna be all right, Dr. Sam?
Sure.
They gonna get that boy
out of there, Dr. Sam?
What's your name?
What difference what's my name?
Well, you know mine.
Everybody knows Dr. Sam.
Jimmy Jean.
Do you wanna help that boy in there?
Might be.
Like a drink?
Might be.
Right.
Chief, clear more
room on the pier for drums.
Well, that's the way it was.
You asked me why that boy might
be arriving on this island
with a g*n in his locker.
I guess you got as much
of an answer as you need.
What about Felix, is he here?
Mm-hmm_
And the girl?
She's here too, with him.
You're coming with me, Jimmy Jean.
Where to, doc?
Do you know where Felix is?
Yes, I do, doc.
Right.
Monsieur
monsieur.
It's no good, the fire is
completely out of control.
This ship of mine is going to blow up.
We have got to take her out of the dock.
Come on, you men.
Get more stages fixed to
get those barrels down.
Get those gasoline drums out
before the fire reaches them
boatswain, push that guy up on the winch.
I ieutenant! I ieutenant
I ieutenant
come on, you men.
Don't act like a bunch of flakes
get those drums hove to.
Jones, lend them a hand.
Listen, lieutenant, we
can't give you any more time.
We've waited too long as it is.
I want to save the boy
as much as anyone does
but that ship is likely
to blow up any second.
Get your men out of there.
I'm giving the order
to have her pulled out
into the middle of the
roadstead where she can explode
without blowing up the
whole town along with her.
You understand my position,
lieutenant, don't you?
Yes. Yes, of course.
Look, give me 15 more minutes.
What good will 15 more minutes do?
We're putting in another Jack.
Do you think it will work?
No, but we have to try.
But I'm telling you, it's
likely to go up any second.
Are you willing to go
in there and risk it?
All right, forget about yourself.
I know that's your privilege.
But are you willing to risk your men?
If I pull them out of there
now, I'll be marked lousy
from one end of the service to the other.
Navies!
I suppose a man has to be a lunatic
in the first place anyway, to join a Navy.
All right, 15 minutes.
I'm crazy, I say yes.
And not a second more.
And I'm going to stand right here.
If it blows, I want to
be sure I blow with it.
I don't want to be around to
answer any questions later.
Go, go ahead, man, don't
stand there looking at me
with that sad, accusing
American face of yours.
I'm tired of it
Polaski, bring up more Jacks
for the forward hold
Hi, lieutenant. You're still
bucking for admiral, huh?
Yeah.
Came in the back door this time.
We opened it up,
just in case you wanna get out in a hurry.
Yeah, just in case.
Now, listen, we're gonna make
one more try with the Jacks.
They might work but if things
begin to tumble around in here
and I can't reach you,
that's the best way out.
Okay.
This is the last try, Tony.
They're gonna tow this barge out
in the middle of the
roadstead and if she goes up-
- I know
You haven't,
haven't changed your mind about anything?
No
We're all ready, lieutenant.
Say when, sir.
All right. Start them.
I ast one
someday I'm gonna give up cigarettes.
Me too
Well, I guess that's it.
That's it
Now hear this. Now hear this.
Towing crew, stand by.
All others, abandon ship immediately.
Abandon ship immediately.
Towing crew, stand by.
All others, abandon ship
immediately. Immediately.
I'm sorry, kid.
I seen a lot of guys.
I was in the battle of Leyte Gulf.
I spent 10 hours in the water in the w*r.
One thing I'd wanna have.
Carrying it for 12 years. Insurance.
Now hear this. Now hear this.
Cast off all lines.
Just St. George and Navy tug 233,
proceed immediately in
accordance with instructions.
In accordance with instructions.
We're going for a little ride, dear.
What's happening, lieutenant?
He's still out there
we've done everything that
we can, but it's just no use.
S50, there's no chance
of getting him off?
None
He's still on there.
They couldn't get him off.
What are they waiting for?
They're waiting for it to blow up.
You stay here, miss.
You come with me
where?
Out there.
You and I have got something
to say to that boy.
I told you to stay behind.
He might want to see me.
And if he does, I want to be there.
Let the lady come if she wants to.
We better stand off a little
this ship's getting awful warm.
What do you think? Is
there anything I can do?
No, ma'am, everything you
could do, you already done.
You hate me, don't you, Jimmy Jean?
Yes, ma'am, I do.
Tell him what you told me.
Doc here says he could get
you out of here if you let him.
Did he tell you how?
Yeah.
Tell him what you said.
I said you wouldn't be alone.
I'd take care of you.
We'd take care of you.
Irena and me.
Forever
did she say that?
Yeah, she's waiting now.
She's in a launch out here by the bow.
You want me to get her and
let her tell you herself?
Keep her out of here.
Nobody's gonna have to take care of me.
I told you what he'd say, doc.
I know
listen. I've done everything
I can for you, son.
Now I want you to do something for me.
What?
I'm a religious man, Tony.
I believe in the word of god
and in the power of prayer.
I believe in grace and punishment for sin.
When I read, ""vengeance
is mine, ' sayeth the lord"
I believe that's exactly what it means.
I know why you came to this island, Tony.
I know what the g*n in
your locker was for.
I don't want you to face the
moment that's ahead of you
full of hatred and revenge.
I want you to forgive him, Tony.
Oh, he's no good, I know that.
He's done you great harm, I know that.
He's a betrayer
and a blasphemer
and a liar
wherever he goes, he leaves
a path of ruin behind him.
But I want you to forgive him.
Let me tell you something, doc.
If I had a g*n in my hand,
I'd k*ll him this minute.
And if I had a son, I'd curse
him if he didn't promise me
to spend his life tracking
him down and k*lling him.
If I had a brother, I'd
swear I'd never let him rest
until he promised me that he'd get him.
And if I had a wife,
the only way that she could
ever prove that she loved me,
would
Okay, doc, you've had your
chance now let me have mine.
You get out of here.
Tony and I have some things
we have to say to each other.
In private.
- Tony?
- Go on.
I'm all the things the doc said, kid,
plus a couple more he
neglected to mention.
But I'm not gonna leave you alone now.
I warned you, we were
doing the wrong thing
that first night we
saw her, now, didn't I?
Yeah.
I knew it in my bones. I'm hunchy.
It's a funny thing, though,
I never have hunches
when something good's gonna
happen to me, only bad.
I'd be a great guy to consult
if you wanted to know who
was gonna lose a horse race.
Does a man get a drink in this place?
To the good years.
I was straight with you for
a long time, Tony, wasn't I?
- I thought so.
- No, I was.
I'm gonna be straight with you now.
You did me a lot of good
and I'm grateful to you.
You picked a great way to show it.
Until you came along, I was a rummy,
floating around the islands,
getting rolled whenever I was drunk.
Getting beat up in bars.
But nobody in the whole world
to care whether I lived or died
then I saw irena,
and I knew they were bringing
the curtain down on me.
I never wanted anything so
bad in my whole life, Tony.
Maybe it was because
we were so much alike.
She got hers in Berlin,
my whole life has been Berlin.
Give me the bottle.
Only, naturally, like all
the rest, she went to you.
I thought, "well, give him a little time.
"The game's always over for him by 4:30.
"He plays again next
Saturday out of town."
Then you came to me and told
me you were gonna marry her.
That night I tipped off the customs.
I'm ashamed of it
it's the dirtiest thing
3 man could ever do.
And I'd do it again, Tony, if I had to.
And the doctor says forgive!
But I was wrong. You wanna know why?
- Why?
- Because I didn't have to.
Because two days after you were gone,
after it was too late to stop
you or call off the customs
she came to me in my hotel room,
where I was sitting half-drunk,
with a three-day beard on my face
and she got down on her
knees and she kissed my hand.
She told me she couldn't go
through with it with you.
She'd made a mistake.
She couldn't marry you.
You were young and gentle
and you offered her safety.
Only she didn't want
safety, she wanted me.
And she'd go anywhere I wanted her to go
and she'd do anything I wanted her to do.
You're lying! Get out of here!
You want me to go get her right now
and have her tell it to your face?
Go get her!
Tony!
When I say, go, you jump with me.
Listen, you might as
well know something,
this doesn't change anything.
And if I pull through this,
I'm still coming after you.
Go!
We must get him to a hospital, quick.
How could he have gotten out?
I thought you said he couldn't move
for at least another five days.
I know what I said
but he's a young man and he recovers fast.
Doctors
I saw him. He's coming here.
He's picked up a g*n.
Don't you think you'd
better get out of here?
No, not really, doc.
Sit down, Jimmy Jean. Have a drink.
No, thank you, I'll
have mine at the bar.
Oh, come on, sit down.
I'll warn this man but
I won't drink with him.
Jimmy Jean has a highly
developed moral sense.
Rare in this day and age.
Simone, bring us another
glass, we're expecting a guest.
- Now, Tony-
- That's all right, doc.
We were expecting you.
I wanna talk to you outside. Alone.
I'm ready.
Sit down. We have nothing
to say to each other.
Like the man says, "some days
you win, some days you lose."
Drinks are on me
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Fire Down Below (1957)
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The older Classic's that just won't die. Everything from before 1960's.
The older Classic's that just won't die. Everything from before 1960's.