01x16 - Beta's Gonna Hate/The A-Maize-Ing Maze

[bunniefuu]

[crow cawing]

Ugh, we've been on this hayride
for over an hour.

Isn't it great?
Smell that fresh farm air.

[coughs]

You know, Scott,

you really didn't
have to come this time.

I mean, Beta and I could've figured out

this corn maze on our own.

Yeah. What she said.

You know you two need my help.

I'm a-maze-ing at mazes.

So, what's the biggest thing you
ever crushed with this bad boy?

Only a bike.

But I got a harvesting combine

that shredded my brother's truck once.

[chuckles]
He deserved it.

- [laughs] Cool!
- [clears throat]

Hey, Becker.

Totally cool if you want
to hang here and talk tractors.

Read you loud and clear. Bye, Felicia.

This is a very challenging corn maze,

- so we should start with...
- [both] Apple fritters!

[sighs]

So, why don't you two
stay and enjoy these,

and I'll find you
after I'm done with the maze.

If I didn't know any better,

I'd think you were trying to ditch us.

No way.

I'm not trying to ditch you.

Okay, I'm totally trying to ditch them.

See, Scott's good at a lot of things,

like falling off his skateboard.

Falling off his bike.

- Falling off the pier.
- [screams]

But he is terrible at mazes.

Like, all mazes.

We've been here 12 times,

and we've never come close to finishing.

So if I'm gonna complete
list item number 81,

"Conquer the Circle
of Corn-fusion Maze,"

I need to ditch Scott and his

"famous maze-solving techniques,"

like smelling the ground.

Hmm, that is definitely skunk poop.

This way!

[Hailey] Listening to bugs.

Thanks for the directions, Wilma.
This way!

[Hailey] And, of course,
talking to the corn.

Which way to the entrance, corn?

This way!

[sighs]

Are you really trusting that buffoon

to lead us through this maze?

He's talking to a centipede.

What? I own a lot of shoes, too!

Okay, this isn't going to sound great,

but I thought if
we "accidentally" ditched them--

In. I am in. Say no more.

Great. We can just circle back
and rescue them after we finish.

Not really seeing the benefit
in that, but whatever.

Now we just have to find a way
to lose them.

The centipede knows
where the exit is.

This way!

Well, that was convenient.

Now let me just pull up
my GPS map--

We don't need the map, Beta.

I'm a maze master. I can figure it out.

This way.

How do you know for sure?

Because Scott's


and he's not going this way.

[Beta] Good point.

[bird cawing]

[Beta]
You know what?

It's so peaceful without Scott.

I can finally hear myself think.

I'm mostly thinking
about how much I despise Scott.

[inhales and sighs]

Which way now? Left or right?

Neither. We're going through.
There's a secret shortcut here.

[Beta] Are you sure?

There's a "no trespassing" sign.

Pfft! That's to throw off the noobs.
Come on.

[crows cawing]

Uh, this is taking a long time.

- Are we lost?
- What? No way.

I'm sure we're close to the end.

Maybe.

[grunts]

Is that creepy scarecrow
staring at us?

His eyes are buttons, Beta.

Let's walk further, uh,
this way.

Forget that,
I'm checking my GPS to--

- [computer buzzes]
- Seriously?

I'm no longer in range of service?

You're the most advanced
supercomputer in the world

and you have no service?

Hey, it happens to even the most
powerful computers.

Okay, that scarecrow's buttons
are starting follow me now too.

Hmm.

How do we get out of here?

Wait, I can't see where we are,
but maybe you can.

[Beta screams]

- What did you see?
- I don't know!

My eyes were closed the whole time.

Don't do that-- Ah!

- Now what did you see?
- Corn.

Just corn, everywhere.

I told you that wasn't
a shortcut, Hailey.

Well, don't panic.

If my shadow goes this way,

and the sun sets in the west,

the exit must be... that way.

I think?

[sighs]

[cawing]

[Hailey]
Okay, I think I hear cars and--

- [gasps]
- [Beta] What?

Mr. Creepy again?

We must have walked in a circle.

This is your fault, maze master.

My fault? You're the supercomputer

that can't get a signal.

T-T-That's not my fault.

You're the one living
in this primitive society

without 8G coverage.

Don't you judge me either, straw face.

Okay, okay. We're getting loopy.

Luckily, I packed some provisions.

Let's just sit down and chill out.

What? This isn't what I packed.

Diet soda? Note cards? Minties?

I must have grabbed
my mom's lunch box by mistake.

Which means...

So here's a graph...

of something that was probably
on my note card.

And here's another one.

What do you know?
This one's a pie chart.

And who doesn't love pie? Huh?

[laughs nervously]

[slurps]

Ugh, things can't get any worse.

[thunder crashes]

- You did that.
- Quick, make a shelter.

Whew! We're gonna be okay.

[Beta] You did that, too.

Stop jinxing us!

This is the worst.

[thunder crashes]

[Beta]
It's his fault. Saboteur!

Would you stop
blaming the scarecrow?

All we need to do is just stay calm.

[Muzak playing]

[both screaming]

[Beta] Attack!

[both grunt]

Thwarted! He knows we're too weak!

Retreat! Retreat!

[thunder crashes]

Sorry we tried to stab you.

I'm usually not a stabby type of person.

It's just been a long day.

I miss being dry.

I miss my bedroom.

I miss my family. I miss...

Scott.

I miss all that, too.

Even Scott.

Wow, I must really be losing it.

We might never get out of here.

Which means... there's something
I need to do.

[inhales and sighs]

Hi, Scott.
I'm sorry I ditched you today.

Because now I realize

I like getting lost
in mazes with you.

I like being with you all the time.

With your goofy smile
and the way you think

you can talk to centipedes.

I like you, Scott.

Like, full-on like you.

I even wrote down that I wanted
to kiss you on my list.

I just needed you to know that.

And also,

I was the one who ate
all your Halloween candy

in the third grade
and blamed it on burglars.

Whew. Goodbye, Scott.

[sighs]

Ugh! I don't have service!

See? I'm not the only one.

I'm lost in the middle
of nowhere,

and I can't believe my last meal

is gonna be minties and diet soda.

[gasps]

Oh, no, it's not.

I'm taking some of your sweater.

You owe us.

Hailey? Am I hallucinating?

You've always been a cat, right?

I better do this quick.

Fire... I mean, soda in the hole!

It's working! Whoo-hoo!

[expl*si*n]

Wow, I'm glad I didn't eat it.

That's gotta get
someone's attention, right?

[vehicle approaching]

Wait, do you hear that?

An engine! Oh, we're saved!

It's getting closer.

Too close! Too close!

[Beta]
We're about to be creamed corn!

Hailey? Is that you?

Scott! Becker!

Farmer lady whose name I forgot!

We've been looking for you.

We finished the maze hours ago

and then asked Farmer Felicia
for help finding you.

In retrospect,
we probably should have come

in something safer...

And miss crushing all those
pumpkins and fence posts?

[cackles]

Glad we found you
before the corn coyotes did.

Uh, did she say corn coyotes?

[engine rumbling]

I could get used to farm life.

- Sweet.
- Sweet.

I'm so sorry we ditched you.

Thank goodness you found us.

I'm so tired and hungry.

Here, have some apple fritters.

I ate about 30 of them
while we looked for you

and, boy, do I have a lot
of energy right now!

[Hailey gasps]

Oh, that one's Sally's.

She helped us solve
the maze in record time.

She did all the leg work.

[cell phone vibrates]

Oh, cool. A message from you.

[gasps and coughs]

- Hi, Scott.
- [Hailey] Wait! Don't listen!

I'm sorry I ditched you today.

Because now I realize I like--

Oops, my hand... slipped.

Butterfingers Hailey!

I can't wait to never come back here
and never see corn again.

Uh, technically you didn't
finish the corn maze,

so we have to come back tomorrow.

Aw, shucks.

Well, Scott? Are you busy tomorrow?

We can finally complete
this maze together.

Sure. Just do me a favor
and don't drag me through

one of your secret shortcuts

and get us lost
like the first 12 times.

What did he say?

[yells]

Okay, so maybe I'm not quite
a maze master.

Wait, isn't that the scarecrow
I just ran over?

♪ The future's in my hands ♪

♪ World's what you make it
Get up and chase it ♪

♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪

♪ I'm taking action
Making it happen ♪

♪ No matter what
Tomorrow might bring ♪

♪ I got the guts
To do anything ♪

♪ The future's in my hands ♪

♪ Promise I'm on it
I'm on it ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪

♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪