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01x13 - Catch that Fang

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Isadora Moon". Aired: November 17, 2023.*
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Isadora Moon, half fairy, half vampire, totally unique! Her mum is a fairy, her dad is a vampire, she's a bit of both.

01x13 - Catch that Fang

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♪ Isadora Moon one and only ♪

♪ Here I go ♪

♪ I'm totally unique and extra
starry ♪

♪ Waving my wand ♪

♪ Flying fearlessly yeah ♪

♪ It's your girl Isadora ♪

♪ A little bit of both ♪

♪ Half a vampire half a fairy ♪

♪ Ready for a new exciting
journey ♪

♪ Sparkly and extraordinary ♪

♪ Yeah that's me Isadora ♪

♪ Watch me be ♪

[cheerful music]

- Wow!

It's so beautiful, isn't it?

- I love the super moon, too.

So bright and golden and
gorgeous.

And what better way to celebrate
it

than with your vampire cousins?

- Yeah!

Dad!

- Oh, Isadora!

Ah, are you ready for the best
night

in the vampire calendar?

- Yes! Let's go!

- Have fun you two.

Remember, your unique skills,

you're half vampire and half
fairy,

so use your fairy skills, too.

- [laughs] Okay.

Bye mom!

- Bye!

[both whooping]

- [Batholomew] Yes!
[laughs]

[Isadora gasps]

- Amma!

- Isadora, you're here!

[laughs] Yes!

- Hey Isadora!

- Hello everybody.

- Oh, it's so wonderful
that you're joining us

for some super moon fun tonight.

- My big brother!

Yeah!

[both laugh]

[both gasp]

- [Both] Mind the hair!

[all laugh]

- So Batholomew,

are you ready to be dazzled

by my acrobatic aerial skills?

- Only if you're ready to
be blown away by my speed.

- Did you bring the you know
what, Uncle Batholomew?

[Batholomew gasps]

- Oh no!

Did I forget?

Oh ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba!

[all cheer]

As if.

- [gasps] What is it?

- [Batholomew] Ta-da!

- Whoa! It's so beautiful.

- It's the fang of our great
great

great great great great
grandmother, Esme Moon.

Ancient legend has it
she lost her first fang

on the same night as the
first super moon of the year.

So Esme Moon presented it

to the moon as a gift.

- From one moon to another if
you will.

[both laugh]

- What would the moon do with a
fang?

- Oh, good question.

Nothing actually.

So the moon gave it back.

- Rude moon!

- But because the super
moon is so beautiful

and golden, the fang
was also turned to gold

as a reminder of their
friendship.

Oh, it warms the c*ck
of your heart, no?

- What are c*ck?

- Uh, great story,

but can we play catch that fang
now?

- Catch that fang!

So that's what we're playing.

- That's right.

We play it on the first
super moon every year.

- Yeah, you chase the
bat who carries the fang

and whoever catches the fang,
wins.

- Uh, uh, uh, uh.

Aren't we forgetting the golden
rule?

- Oh yeah.

Golden rule, there are no rules.

You catch it, you win.

- And you get to keep
the fang 'till next year.

- Wait, you mean you won last
year?

- Well don't sound so surprised.

I am the best flyer in
the family after all.

- [laughs] We'll see about that.

Prepare to eat your hearts.

- No thank you.

I've already eaten.

[vampire grunts]

[all laugh]

- So Isadora, are you ready?

- I'll try my best, dad.

I don't want to let you down.

- Let me down?

Oh Isadora, you could never.

Are we all ready?

[all cheer]

- Look after this for me pink
rabbit.

- Let's catch that fang!

[all cheer]

- Wait for me!

Come on, wings. You have to go
faster.

[all whooping]

- I'll get you this year, little
fang.

- Not before I do!

- Not this year, Batholomew.

I bet you can't do the
double twist and turn.

- I bet you can't do
the swirly triple curly.

[both laugh]

[both yell]

- I think I can see stars.

- Of course you can.

We're surrounded by them.

Yes, Isadora, keep going! That's
it!

- No!

- Whose the fastest now?

- Still me.

- Whoa!
[laughs]

- Come here, bat!
[laughs]

[all laughing and whooping]

- Wait!

- Look out!

[Isadora sighs]

[soft music]

[Isadora sighs]

[vampires cheering]

- I'll never catch it.

All right, all right, I'll try
again.

That bat's so fast though.

Oh, I know.

Maybe instead of trying to chase
the bat,

I could hover up there and
wait for the bat to fly to me.

[laughs]

Okay, I'm going.

[uplifting music]

[all whooping]

Come on little bat.

[Isadora whoops]

[suspenseful music]

[Isadora yells]

[soft music]

- Don't worry, you're safe and
sound.

- Isadora.

- What happened?

- You okay, sweetie?

- She went flying through the
clouds

like a glorious sh**ting star.

- Dad.

- Don't worry about it.

I crashed three times before.

- Maybe five.

- [laughs] Me, 100!

[all laugh]

- So are you ready to try again?

- Yes.
- Yay!

- Okay then, let's catch that
fang.

[uplifting music]

- Come on little brother,
you can do better than that.

- [laughs] What was that
Batholomew?

- Oh, Isadora,

any sign of that pesky bat yet?

- Seeing it's not hard. Catching
it is.

- I'm gonna beat you this
year, Uncle Batholomew.

- Not if I can help it.

[Isadora sighs]

- Come on, Isadora.

- I'm going as fast as I can.

- [gasps] There it is!
- Wait!

[Isadora sighs]

This is hopeless.

I'm only half vampire.

I'll never be as fast as them.

Huh?

Oh, you're right.

Mom told me to remember
I'm half fairy, too.

Okay, Omari,

you said there are no rules,

so that means I can do magic
[laughs].

Hmm, how do I get the bat to
come to me?

[vampires laugh]

[Isadora gasps]

Pink rabbit, look!

He always goes through the
clouds.

Try this cloud for size.

[uplifting music]

Hmm, maybe a bit darker and
stormier would work better.

[thunder crashes]

Yes, this way little bat.

- Here I come!

[thunder crashes]

[all groan]

[thunder crashes]

- Just a little bit closer.

[uplifting music]

I did it!

- Yeah!

- Whoa!
- That's what I'm

talking about!

[Isadora whoops]

- Yay! [laughs]

- Oh my sh**ting star.

My vampire fairy.

My little fang catcher.

Oh, that was incredible.

- You won!

- Nice one, cuz.

- Superb technique, Isadora.

- Very clever.

- Does this mean I get to
keep it until next year?

- Indeed it does my darling.

Oh, I'm so proud.

Speech! Speech!

- Dad.

- You deserve your
moment, Isadora, come on.

What's your winning secret?

- [laughs] Being half vampire
and half fairy, of course.

[all cheer]

- I'm going again.

- Dad.

[all laugh]

♪ A little bit of both ♪

♪ Mighty vampire magic fairy ♪

♪ Ready for a new exciting
journey ♪

♪ Sparkly extraordinary ♪

♪ Yeah that's me Isadora ♪

♪ Watch me be ♪