04x08 - Monkey Banana Raffle

[bunniefuu]

♪ If you're looking for me ♪

♪ You better check
under the sea ♪

♪ 'Cause that is where
you'll find me ♪

♪ Underneath the sealab ♪

♪ Underneath the water ♪

♪ Sealab ♪

♪ At the bottom of the sea ♪

Quinn: so how long
has he been out there?



That's frickin'
amazing!

It's frickin'
impossible.

The pressure should explode
his head instantly.

Ok.

Holy crap!
I know who that guy is!

What would you do with
a trillion dollars?

Well, if you said
build a golden fortress

At the center of the earth
to enslave troglodytes,

Your name must be max stone,

The rebel
extreme trillionaire.

Internet!
I just bought it.

Ha ha ha! Suckers!

Uh...

Wh-where the hell did he go?

Whoa!

Look out!
Awesome.

How the hell did
you get in here?

Jetpack! Transportation mode
of the future!

And how did you survive
the water pressure?

It's called mathematics,
look it up, dummy.

Wait, what?

Enough chitty-chat!

I claim this place
in the name of me...

Max stone!

♪ Extreme rebel
trillionaire ♪

Muchas gracias, dan.

Y-you can't
claim sealab.

It belongs to
the u.s. Government.

Government?
Ah, hold on a sec.

Hello, telephone,
get me the government.

Beep, boop, beep.
Hello, government?

Buy. Sell. Buy, sell!

Ha ha ha ha!
You're an a-hole. Click.

This just in:

The rebel extreme
trillionaire max stone

Has just purchased sealab.

Plus... Bees!

Yeah, I own
this tank of crap now

And I'm taking it
to the extreme!

Awesome!

Extreme?

This is a serious
research station!

Seriously boring!

So, I filled the hallways
with rabid alligators.

Aah!
[Roar]

A whip cracka!

If I was you, I'd get
yourself some big sticks.

Mr. Stone,
let me just say...

It is an honor, sir.
Whatever you need...

Well, thanks for kissing
my a*s, headset.

Money.

Some double money.

I don't care
who you are,

You can't take over
my sealab!

I won't let ya.

So, you're telling me
I can't,

I cannot do something?

Well, folks told max stone
he couldn't bungee jump

The grand canyon
using a thousand
deadly cobras as a cord!

Guess what happened,
stupid? Slide!

♪ Extreme rebel
trillionaire ♪

To the max!

Great job, dano.

Ya got yourself
a real gift, son.

The gift of you're fired.
Ha ha ha! Get it?

You, hair guy,
grab that guitar
and make it sing.

Ok.

Belay that order!

Mr. Stone was just
about to leave.

Jet pack!

Agh!

You mean just
about to lead!

You see that's
where we differ!

'Cause I'm max stone,
a leader of men.

You women out there
hit the bricks.

What?

You couldn't lead a monkey
to a banana raffle!

A leader needs
funny catch phrases

Like, "take it to the max"

And "monkey
banana raffle."

Well, ah...

I got a catch phrase,
I've just, ah...

I've just never had
a chance to use it.

Ahem.

"Damn!
That's cold, y'all!"

[Snickering]

Carbonite g*n!

Monkey banana raffle!

Damn, that's cold, y'all.

Quinn: damn it!
This is not over.

Aw, hell no.
Gonna get him de-thawed,

Call the government,
and then... Aw, damn!

Nyang, nyang, nyang!

What we need around here
is a clear hierarchy

With me at the top.

Hey, you there,
put my head on a dog.

♪ Head on a dog ♪

What's with
the blank looks, people?

Remember egypt?

What the [bleep] is wrong
with this guy?

Oh, I am so sorry.
Was that too extreme for ya?

Well, how about this,
hot shot?

You're fired,
monkey ba*ls!

What's your job?

I am sealab's
medical officer.

Pleased to meet you.

Well, have fun
in the burn unit, dago,

'Cause you're fired!

What's your deal, eyeballs?

I make the robots.

Well, if a big-a*s
robot comes up to ya

And says he'll be back,

Ya better listen to him,
'cause you're terminated!

Pop culture reference!
Look it up, stupid!

Now, what's your deal, red?

I'm the fire inspector.

Too easy!

♪ He said too easy ♪

♪ Too easy ♪

Hey, earmuffs!
I love you.

You're in charge
till I get back.

I'm going to the moon
for a sandwich.

Anybody else want one?

Uh, yeah!
I'd love a moonwich!

You got a million dollars?

No.

So, you ain't getting
a sandwich, are you, dumbass?

To the moon!

Hurray!
Hurray!

There. Good as new.

Well, kinda.

Hey, knock it off!

Oh, what? So, now
you hate soda pop?

No!
I'm talking to him!

I gotta have
that [bleep]!

Mmm! Cheese just tastes
better on the moon.

Ain't that funny?

[Grunting]

Moon money.
Go get yourself

Some more of them
silver britches, moon waiter.

[Grunts]

Hot damn,
I love this moon!

Look, quinn, rebel extreme
trillionaire max stone

May have some quirks,

But you gotta give him
one thing...

♪ He gave me this guitar! ♪

Uh, the point is...

He's been here all
of what, 10 minutes?

And sealab's already running
better than it ever did

When the government
was in charge, ok?

And have you seen
the budget for your
research lab, quinn?

He increased it 300%.



Wow, i... Stop it!

I can finally resume
my genetics research!

Haven't you done
enough already?!

You get back
in your cage!

Meow!

Uh, well...
The real point is,

This is gonna
go horribly wrong,

And I'll end up
saving the day.

Y'all can't see that?

You're
the non-seeing one!

Max is great!

I mean, he helped me
start a mission

At the center of
the earth!

Listen up, troglodytes!
There's gonna be a little lady

Comin' around these parts
preaching the good word.

I want y'all to be
on your best behavior.

I'm looking at you,
gragamel!

My name is steve!

Now get back to
mining my gold.

A whip cracka!

[Roars]

Agh!

Damn it! I told y'all
to get big sticks!

So beautiful.

[Grunting]

[Laughing]

[Sobbing]

I can't eat it.

Sparks, what's wrong!

What?
Everything's fine.

The vaporators!

Chuggin' away at 150%
efficiency, my man.

Hooray!

Uh... Kelp?
Problem with the kelp!

Harvested this morning,
chicken little.

Bees!

Uh... There aren't any?

Damn it!

Isn't there something
or someone around here

That needs saving?

Quinn, come quick!

A-ha!
Here we go!

Alarm!

Alarm!

Uh, seriously, dude,

You need to calm
the [bleep] down.

Alarm!

Alarm!

Alarm!

What the hell
is wrong with you?

I, uh...

I thought
there was a...

Alarm!

No, silly stupid dumdum.
We wanted to show you

The giant electron
microscope max got you.

Really? Huh.

Agh!
Look out!

Demon!

Look out!
Holy crap!

It's max!

I know that dude!

First man in history
to eat a shark

From the inside out.

Cross it of the old
honey-do list.

Welcome back, sir!

As per your instructions,

I fired, like,
a hundred more people

And equipped all the hallway
alligators with nail g*ns.

That's awesome!

And now I'm bored.

What?
Come again?

Bored! This place sucks.
I'm outta here!

No, wait!
No, don't go.

No, no, no,
please, wait, sir!

♪ Don't leave me, baby ♪

Please,
you can't leave, sir.

This place has never
run more smoothly.

Even flipper guy
is contributing.

I'm still sexually active.

Hooray!

[Cell phone rings]

Flipper p*nis.

What do you say, eyeballs?
You want me around?

Aw, man...

Yeah. Please stay.

Well, super! But it's
going to have to be

A hell of a lot
more interesting in
this crap of tank.

Scratch that,
reverse it.

Uh, sir? Hey, I'm just
spitballing here,

But what about bats
made of fire

Just bouncing off
the walls all the time?

Ooh! I love it!

You people keep surprising me
with stuff like that, and...

Oomph! My ba*ls!
Stormy!

No! No! That's great!
I love it.

You totally surprised me, son.
Keep up the good...

Booya!
Stormy!

Nope. Seen
that one already.

Now you're boring me.

You gotta think of
the craziest thing you can,

Set it on fire,
chase it with a shark,

And then you're
getting somewheres!

Bees!

You dumb dirty b*stards.

Now what did I
just say, people?

The bee thing's
old hat... Seen it.

Now, if you'd just follow
my instructions...

B, b, b, b, b, b, b, b,
b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b!

Oh, my god!

[All screaming]

Ha ha ha! I love it!

Never saw it coming!
Ha ha ha!

[g*nshots]

Nope. Bored again.

Ok. Just give me...

Just give me a bunch of them
in a row, ellis.

Ok.

♪ He gave me this guitar ♪

♪ He gave me this guitar ♪

♪ He gave me this guitar ♪

♪ He gave me this guitar ♪

♪ He gave me this guitar ♪

♪ He gave me this guitar ♪

♪ He gave me this guitar ♪

♪ He gave me this guitar ♪

♪ He gave me this guitar ♪

♪ He gave me this guitar ♪

Uh, do troglodytes
go to heaven?

Mmm... No.

Is it 'cause
I'm g*y?

You're g*y?

We're kind of
all g*y.

Yeah. There's
no lava women.

Then, I'm afraid
you're all going to burn

In fiery lava pits for
the rest of eternity.

All: hooray!

Lava g*y man, yay!
Ha ha ha!