Jade and her brother Bran made
their way across the pond to
the 505 after their parents were
brutally m*rder*d in London.
They thought this might be a
chance for a clean start.
The first hope of a good night's sleep
was terminated by the constant
crack of g*nshots cutting through the
dry dusty downtown air at dusk
for protection of any foreseeable future
The siblings were reluctantly
recruited into a club which had deep ties
within the world of organized crime
This only thrusts brother and sister
out of the proverbial frying pan
and into the fire, accidentally ending
Bran's life by Jade's own hand.
After that, Jade swore to never sh**t another
g*n for as long as she's living.
Now walking the thin line
between grief and
unmeasurable guilt, Jade's
had nobody to trust
except her own instincts to avoid
getting herself snuffed out.
With everyone in the city seemingly
against it, but they didn't
count on If you meet Jade in the dark
alley your best bet is to run
of the greatest
I want it
no more begging If
greatest What are you doing here?
You mind if I come inside?
Yeah.
Paper in
the book
We do believe you are guilty of
obstructing an investigation.
Fleeing from a federal officer
and the host of...
Other charges.
To live a
fly I want it all, back
against the wall
me is one of the greatest
That's empty.
I could eat.
Thanks.
How's it coming along?
They, um...
Uh, it's alright.
Can I feel?
Uh, no kicks yet.
Oh.
So, what's up?
Elena, can we just talk?
About what?
I haven't heard from you since Rand.
So that's why you're here.
You want me to clear your conscience?
What do you want me to say, Jade?
You want me to tell you
it's not your fault?
You want me to let you off the
hook for sh**ting your own
brother through a f*cking wall, leaving
me alone to raise his kid?
Does that help you get a
better night's sleep?
I don't want your pity money.
It's for both of you.
Layla, look.
The last bit of family I might have
in this whole world is in there.
Don't shut me out of this kid's life.
Just give me a chance, please.
Okay.
Did you just eat your food?
Get the f*ck in the car.
What the hell, man?
Come on, get in.
What the actual f*ck?
Oh, f*ck off.
I was just f*cking messing with you.
It was a joke, all right?
It was bullshit.
What the f*ck are you
doing with my bag?
I just stashed some sh*t in here
while you were at the gym.
You stashed your sh*t...
I thought I was gonna get shaken down.
-Relax.
-In my bag?
Mm-hmm.
What? What have I been
walking around with?
-What, weed?
-Oxy?
-H?
Bro? What? If you think I would ever
go to jail for your b*tch a*s...
Not drugs.
This.
What the hell is that?
This is above your pay
grade, sweetheart.
So what? The police are
looking for that.
This is club sh*t, all right?
You are still a part of the club, so
would you just chill the f*ck out?
-All right?
-Seriously, come on.
f*ck the club.
My membership has officially
terminated, starting now.
Yeah.
Give me my sh*t, man.
Okay.
We'll see ya.
Fuera del auto wey
Yeah, sorry man.
You know my type.
You have something that doesn't
belong to you, man.
Get out of the f*cking car!
f*cking guy
-Bad idea.
-Fair enough.
You're gonna take this thing, and you're
gonna get the f*ck out of here, okay?
So put it in your bag.
I don't want that sh*t.
You're gonna take it, all right?
You're gonna take it, and you're gonna
get the f*ck out of here, okay?
And do not lose it, all right?
You can't lose it again.
I don't want that sh*t.
No, but you gotta take it.
Okay, you've already lost it once.
What? Take it. Come on, just get the
f*ck out of here, all right?
Go.
sh*t.
Let's go.
Swear to God, she'll swipe up in here!
Would you f*cking go?
It's where you get eyes on him.
Whatever, we can talk,
we can talk, I can
figure it out, I can f*cking
figure it out.
Motherfuckin' tiger.
I don't, I don't have what you're
looking for, as*h*le.
I can't die.
I can't believe this sh*t.
So?
I don't have it.
I don't know where it is.
Don't hurt yourself.
Try the knee.
Hard to communicate anything
with a smashed jaw, but the
the knee's a magical spot from which
so much information may flow.
m*therf*cker
Oh, f*ck, I don't know
where it is, okay?
I know that's the truth.
I would've f*cking told you
by now, don't you think?
I would've f*cking told you.
Oh!
Okay, we can talk, we can talk, we can talk,
I don't, I don't need you to talk.
Give me a minute.
I'm working.
Thank you.
f*cking c**t!
Worry not, my friend.
You'll get your turn.
Unless...
you got something to say, perhaps.
Don't, Richard.
Brad died for this f*cking thing.
Oh
It's a little black box,
about this big.
Where the f*ck is it?
He doesn't know!
Well, I think he does.
So, what did you think of it, boys?
Why'd you waste him?
He didn't tell us nothing yet.
I guess I had a hitch
I couldn't scratch.
He said that she knows where it's at.
I don't think she's gonna
talk to me, so
just break her up a little
bit, you know?
Don't k*ll her.
Take her to the basement
f*ck.
Goddammit!
Hey, discount Brad Pitt, you are so
f*cking sh*t at that game.
Wait, whoa, whoa, wait, just a second.
I need to tell you something.
What?
What?
Always wear on black.
I just always wanted you to say that.
Come on, Wesley Snipes, bro,
that movie, that's...
f*ck me, you're just some unseasoned,
uncultured, inbred redneck
hillbilly b*stard.
How could you not f*ck me?
Discount, right there.
You want a hand with that?
That's f*cking hilarious.
No, listen, for real.
I'm pretty good at that game.
I'd be happy to show you
a few tips, you know.
Since we're just sitting
around down here,
k*lling time, finding ways
to entertain ourselves.
Look, just strap my hand
to that table over
there, and then I wonder if
you'll be able to move.
And I can show you.
Okay, fine.
If you f*ck around at all,
that's f*cking it.
It'll be the end of you. I don't
give a f*ck what Tork says.
f*cking understand?
Cool, man.
You got it.
-Understood.
-No f*cking bullshit.
Cross my heart. I hope to die.
Damn it.
If you f*ck around at all,
I swear to God I'm
gonna cave your f*cking skull
in, you understand?
Noted.
You see, it's actually quite simple.
All you need is a little
hand-eye coordination.
The rest becomes pretty easy.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hand-eye coordination?
You're not even looking
at your f*cking hand.
How is that hand-eye coordination?
What?
That was just a warm-up.
I was just getting to
the actual lesson.
Watch closely.
Slap! Slap! Slap!
This is only gonna get
worse, you know.
Oh
What the f*ck, man?
She's got the hard drive.
f*ck it!
How the f*ck did she get out?
Jesus Christ.
f*ck.
Really?
Oh, I got one.
-doodle-doo!
What the f*ck happened to you?
Everything!
I'm in a world of sh*t!
Get in, get in, get in, get in.
Okay, you want to do what give it
to the police Jay that's insane
Talk knows I'm the only one
who knows where it is
He's gonna come and look for
me when he finds me.
I'm dead. That's not gonna change
if you go to the cops
What about the club?
Okay, would they help?
The club?
With Brand and Logan gone,
who am I gonna trust?
That could change if you
take it to Ortiz.
You could make it right.
Come on, let's get it.
You two aren't going anywhere.
Fine.
Why don't you bring it here?
We can figure out what to do.
I'll look after it for you.
All right, cool.
I'm gonna go get it.
Take it to Ortiz's peace
offering or something.
Ask for some cash to leave town,
and then we're gone.
It just doesn't make sense
for you to have it.
It's too risky.
Be careful.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll be careful.
I'm gonna go pack a bag up mine, just
be ready to leave when I say, yeah?
Hey, you remember me?
Yeah, this is the part of the movie
where me and my partner,
Chavez, get thrown right in the middle
of this raging dumpster fire.
We're done with this blind
faith test crap.
Or we're gonna spend all night
driving around for
looking for something that we
don't even know what is it.
We'll go to base.
What it is.
El Jefe, uh, he wants us to find this
hard drive, like, tonight, he says.
I don't care if it takes
all f*cking night, bro.
I'll be pissed if we're driving around
all night with our dicks
in our hands, and it turns out that
some guy, right, was taking
selfies while he was banging someone
else's wife and lost his phone.
Hey, bro, you're always driving around
with your d*ck in your hand.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, hey, hold on, hold on, here we go.
Chavez.
Yeah, yeah, okay, cool.
Yeah, no, we'll be there
in five minutes.
Yeah, good news, baby.
Looks like we're not gonna be driving
around all night, and I like that.
Here we go, they just texted me that.
Let's go to that cell, yo.
Oh, if I may know, let's get
the f*ck out of here, bro.
Let's go.
You didn't get what you wanted.
Oh, what's up?
I'm Chevy Malibu.
Reminds me of my first
car right there.
Es como mi primera esposa, amigo.
Reminds me of your second wife, too,
because it's all on fire and sh*t.
Oh, coo, coo.
f*ck, man, how do you, uh...
Cmo se dice, uh...
How do you say second
marriage in Spanish?
You're practicing your
Spanish with me, bro.
I don't speak Spanish.
Come on, man, I'm trying.
I'm doing the best I can.
Maybe you should hang out with
my mom or something.
Oh, f*ck yeah, I'll take your
mom's number anytime.
Yeah, I bet you would.
Yeah, because that's how you roll.
That is how I roll, dog.
f*ck that.
Hey, hey.
She looks familiar, huh?
-Oh, sh*t.
-Yeah.
-That's all right.
-I'm gonna go.
Maybe we should have a talk.
Let's go.
this is ridiculous this
is ridiculous oh
is it really ridiculous it's
a pretty big coincidence
coincidence not really
all right let me ask
you a question you're in the middle
of the desert and the wheels fall
off of your sailboat how many pancakes
can you stack in a barn who
are you the f*cking Riddler sh*t
doesn't make sense oh really it
doesn't make sense neither does you
being at the crash site of a
stolen vehicle a vehicle that happens
to be connected to g*ng
activity and a g*ng that you just
happened to be a known member of
said g*ng riddle us that look at he
who knows many things I don't
know where you heard that but I'm
just taking a walk so okay so
you're taking a walk what with
your face all you walk
through a bush with like that cats
and tigers and sh*t funny
I'm not being funny you
were headed home
we'll take you home where's
home yeah where's home
Just up here.
Right here?
Yeah.
Sweet, nice little alleyway.
Nothing bad happens down here.
Those are the guys.
They're the f*cking guys.
They rolled up on us earlier.
What guys?
-Rolled up.
-What do you mean?
They pulled up on us, man.
They had g*ns out, everything.
They tried to rob us, man.
All right.
Well, we'll check it
out. You stay here.
Yeah.
Don't go for another walk
there, Bruce Leroy.
Yo, let me see some hands.
Your hands!
Show me some hands.
Oh, you gonna f*ck' flip me off?
m*therf*cker, I'll sh**t in the face.
Oh, f*ck' put your hands up.
The fu...
Hold on a sec.
What the f*ck?
Oh, sh*t.
Why don't you guys f*ck' tell
us you guys are five?
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Why don't you f*ck' say something?
Bet you didn't see that coming.
Jack!
Yeah.
Yeah
Yeah, uh,
bustin' loud pipes out the window,
drink a little glass,
I'm ten-toe, I want my cash, count
it out, I'm a hot boy, b*tch girl
in a pot boy, b*tch girl in a pot
boy, b*tch girl in a pot boy,
girl in a pot boy, b*tch
girl in a pot boy.
Who the f*ck is this?
Hey!
How you doing, little brother?
How the f*ck did you get this number?
m*therf*cker keen in business.
Don't you at least want to
hear what I got to say?
Be quick.
You got something this morning.
I have a little something you want.
What is that?
I got the girl.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
To be honest with you, I ain't
got no use for her.
But, uh, I got the feeling
that this, uh, little
b*tch wants to stick a blade all
the way up your as*h*le.
Wouldn't be wrong about that.
Let's be smart about this.
I can make you a very rich man.
All right.
I'll tell you what.
I'll keep what's mine.
And you get what you deserve.
Is that what you call me?
I'm gonna think about it.
Don't think about it too
long, little brother.
I might change my mind.
This b*tch is dangerous.
She took on my men without
breaking a sweat.
You kind of sweated me.
Untie her.
Let's see what you got there.
She's a pretty little girl.
What?
-That's what I mean.
-I get that.
When I sent my boys to go
see that pretty little
girl, she didn't have to wish
it, they could talk to me.
This has nothing to do with this,
you f*cking arsehole.
Whatever.
Fine.
Fine, I'll take you.
Just leave her alone.
I promise.
You got my word.
You know, uh, I think I better go pick
her up anyways, you know, just in case
Let's go
What the f*ck is this?
Are you f*cking with this kid?
No, man.
It's him.
Here's Mama Sita.
She's stepping up.
She's got a p*stol, too.
Tell Ortiz I need to see him.
This chica knows if anything
happens to us the girl and
her new family member are dead
She will die hard and on
her knees you feel me You really
trust this f*cking
b*tch beans this don't feel right
man You guys just chill man.
It's here I'll get it for you
Hello?
You got some ba*ls coming
in here, Jade.
What is it that you want?
And who are these assholes?
These assholes k*lled Logan tonight.
What did you say?
stupid sh*t-stained cowboy f*ck
pulled Logan off the
street because he apparently had
some black box or whatever.
What did that f*cking tell you?
Then they tortured him until they decided
to put a b*llet in his f*cking face.
Where's the box?
Logan stashed it somewhere but I
told these guys it was here.
Now, why would you do that?
I just thought you might want to deal with
these pieces of sh*t personally.
She's lying she knows where it is
We got no beef with you.
Just here to pick up
what's ours and go.
Do you see where you are?
I decide what belongs to who in here.
Jane, you come inside.
Not until we get what we came for.
Looks like we've got a grande
acagar situation here.
f*ck you, poodles!
f*ck you.
Ortiz, I really don't have
time for this sh*t, man.
Where the f*ck's my package?
Look, I hid it, but it's
cool, I'm telling you.
I'm the only one that
knows where it is.
I'm gonna need that sh*t back.
What, you had it before?
Yeah, I had it.
And I did it to show off to my
best friend, your brother.
Who the f*ck does that?
I was only making a deal of my lifetime,
and you f*cked it all up.
What's his?
I need to go.
You know, b*tch.
You ain't going nowhere, b*tch.
Not until I get my f*cking package.
Oh
We meet again.
It's always a pleasure.
Lay down.
f*ck!
James.
James!
Reese?
It's been...
how long since...
-London.
-You were 13.
Now you're all grown up.
I hear you've gotten yourself
into some trouble.
You're here.
Jane, I need the drive.
I don't have it.
Where is it?
I thought my dad said you owned
a gym or something like that.
I appreciate you looking
out for us after our
parents died and all that
crazy f*cking hardcore
training you made me do because thanks
to that I'm still alive.
Just Betty.
What the f*ck happened to you?
Where have you been?
You just left and we never
saw you again.
Interpol?
I'm sorry about that.
I'm sorry about all of
that, and I will
explain, but right now I need
to get you in this car.
I'm not getting in any vehicle.
Do you know how crazy f*cked
up this day has been?
I've seen cops sh**t other cops.
It makes no f*cking sense.
I can't trust anyone.
I understand.
I do understand.
Right now, I'm all you've got.
You need to trust me.
Not even you, Reece.
Look, I'm not getting
in the car, so what
are you gonna do, are
you gonna sh**t me?
No, you know I'm not gonna sh**t you.
But if we found you, the bad
guys aren't far behind.
So please...
What's so special about this
bloody drive, anyway?
I can't tell you that, but I can
say it involves two years
of investigation and a lot of powerful
and dangerous people.
So everybody wants this
m*therf*cker but me.
I'll give it to you.
Go ahead. But not before you tell
me what my brother knew.
now you listen to me young
lady you are in so far
over your head you have no
idea you should be dead
too so before that happens get your
little but the f*cking car
Okay, cool, but we need
to get Layla first.
We'll get Layla after
we get the drive.
And then what?
What guarantee do I have that
we're gonna be safe?
Jade.
Ok, cool.
But I need to call her.
At least.
I need to tell her something.
She has no f*cking idea.
Okay
Quick
How you doin'?
You know who this is, huh?
How you feelin' out?
I'm sorry about, you know,
you gettin' all f*cked up
and everything, but, uh, I've
come into possession of
something that I know you'd
like to keep in one piece.
And, uh, you have something
of mine that...
So you got one hour.
Do you feel me?
Sorry, it's just a bad connection,
but I'm on my way.
I'll see you soon.
You too.
Get on Central and head east.
Get out the back.
You're just running in circles.
Where's Layla?
I said, where the f*ck is she?
Well, about now, she's probably
standing in a puddle of blood.
You got something that belongs to me.
You can have it once
I know she's okay.
Listen, b*tch. Say whatever
the f*ck you
want, but you don't get this
until I have Layla.
Jade, just give it to them.
Bring that up to me and bury
her a*s in the desert.
Was that really necessary?
Oh, I really...
m*therf*cking piece of sh*t!
Yeah
Shoo, shoo, shoo!
Oh, God.
What are you doing here?
It's a good f*ck' name.
Yeah, it's beautiful.
Check it out.
It's not working, man.
Try it again.
No, no. I'm checking it. It's
not f*cking working.
Nothing, man.
You're gonna like this, man.
It's empty.
You get that m*therf*cker
Jensen on the phone now.
-Yeah.
-Shut the f*ck up.
Listen, just tell me where Tork is
and where I can find the girl.
Oh, well.
Yeah, that happens from time
to time when you're pissing
your pants, scared shitless, or
you've just had too much weed.
Tell me where I can find them,
and maybe I'll let you go.
The fifth floor.
It's where his office is, up top.
First fifth floor.
Copy that.
Thank you, sis.
I mean that.
It's true
You're a bad
a bad guy
Oh
pfft
Who the f*ck are you?
It's Chet.
Here I am.
You're trying to f*ck me.
I don't like that.
I don't like you.
Or your stupid f*cking eyebrows.
We had a deal.
Not anymore.
New deal then.
I leave with Leyla now.
When we're safe, I'll tell you
where the real driver is.
And get that g*n out of my face.
I want the bag.
Yeah, you're gonna go out
just like your brother.
f*cking talk about my brother, Jade.
Just give him what he wants, we might
make it out of here alive.
It's my baby. It's Brian's baby.
Please.
-Oh, Jesus.
-What are we gonna do?
Are we gonna talk all f*cking night
long, or are you gonna k*ll her?
That's enough.
Stop talking.
I have no problem sh**ting you.
Just do what you gotta do.
Wait!
Bye.
Just squeeze the f*cking trigger.
Okay.
Well, then I guess we can't help you.
At all.
You understand that?
Mm-hmm.
I do.
I mean, as long as you're
sticking to your story.
I am.
Like I told you, I took
them the books.
There was a shootout and
then the motherboard
from the hard drive was destroyed
in the fight.
It's exactly as I said.
Okay,
I guess we're done here.
But we do believe you are
guilty of obstructing an
investigation, fleeing from a federal officer,
and a host of other charges.
But because of the sensitivity
of this operation,
we've decided to not follow through
with any of the charges.
So...
What was on the hard drive anyway?
And I guess I don't want to know.
No, you definitely don't want to know.
We picked up these guys
a couple of days ago
So, what, these guys are cops?
They used to be.
Those other cops, man, they seem
like good guys, you know?
It's not your fault.
These guys have been jamming
the system for a while.
Small stuff, but this operation
was above their heads.
They panicked, made it easy
for us to get them.
They'll be in jail for a while.
You sure about that?
They're not gonna make a surprise
comeback, or...
No.
No comebacks.
I've got enough on them to keep them in
there for 50 years plus, and I will.
Now, Ortiz.
Ortiz is the one who was
really responsible for
all this but he won't be
bothering you anymore.
Will he?
-Thanks.
-You're welcome.
You take good care of yourself
JD
Hey.
If you decide to change your
story, you call me.
Whatever.
Take good care of yourself, okay?
that's it?
It's over.
I'm gonna leave town for a while.
I'll come back for you
when I'm back, yeah?
You take good care of that.
and the mini baby brand.
I got you.
I will guard this with my life.
Well, there were lives.
Take care of yourself
So my father's debt is paid in full?
Yeah, we're square.
It's all there.
I never want to see you again.
I think you should name
Bivet's boy after me.
Let's get the f*ck out of here
Stop talking.
I have no problem sh**ting.
Why don't you bring it here?
I'll look after it for you.
Can I feel?
-Uh, no.
-Kicks.
-Yeah.
Just stick to yourself no matter where
you go Just watch your back and hold
It's time
it down, run it down, get
the playa, yeah Run it
I'ma fight for
oh
use can affect how I
that is lame
said my name was Jay?
I'ma fight for
don't do it, girl
I know it's my fate But
I'm stuck in the
a lesson A woman with pride is
the scariest weapon, she
don't need no protection Deep inside
is a driver, you gotta
Wow.
That's a good shot of
Denny for everybody.
Puta.
Si.
I really mean it, I
down, get the
for everything
you know the deal
Bye.
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