WIZZIE: Wake up, little halfling!
It's 7:00 a.m.
TIM: Morning, Wizzie!
WIZZIE: It's time to explore
Tim's imagination.
Let's see what strange
and fantastical worlds
lurk in the mind of
a seven-and-a-half-year-old, shan't we?
Oh, what's this?
Not even breakfast time, and already
Timothy and his little brother
are embroiled in a quest to
find that elusive treasure!
Good thinking, lads!
Where there's pirates,
there's sure to be treasure.
And poor personal hygiene, no doubt.
[LAUGHING]
[ALL LAUGH]
[GRUNTING] Watch your stern!
Dodge, parry, and thrust!
WIZZIE: It's McMulligan,
deadly with a 9-iron.
Have ye our treasure? Fore!
[CACKLING]
Oh, it's the wily Bartleby,
who looks prepared for any fight
or standardized test coming his way.
But alas, no treasure.
Tim, beware of lead poisoning!
Is that Lavender Lou?
TIM: That way!
WIZZIE: Never forget the Frenchman
Jean-Luc,
with a tattoo of a map to our treasure.
Timothy, take note of the details.
We may yet find this treasure today.
[ROARS]
[SCREAMING]
The pirates are no more!
The map reveals the way to our treasure
is deep beneath the briny sea.
Quickly, lads, let's go!
But keep your wits about you.
Dangers lie below.
TIM: Where are we?
WIZZIE: What strange and exotic
sea creatures.
Which way does the treasure lie?
- [TIM SCREAMS]
- [WIZZIE GASPS]
That was a close call!
I think it's time to leave these waters.
BOSS BABY: Go! Go! Go!
WIZZIE: Take note of that blubbery clue
for our treasure and make haste.
Whoa! Not that much haste.
You've managed to travel through time
to the age of the dinosaur,
just as the clues directed.
Timothy, there's no time to fight
these land lizards into extinction.
We have treasure to find.
I spoke too soon.
Some powerful sorcery descends
this primordial world.
Now you're off to the future.
The year 2057.
Ensign T-Rex and I are investigating
a hostile alien invasion.
WIZZIE: I see you found the necessary
dinosaur ally. He surely knows the way.
- Great treasures are nearby, I'm sure of it.
- BOSS BABY: Let's move!
TIM: Hold on!
WIZZIE: Ah, yes, your metal steed
will take us to the fabled treasure.
TIM: Cool!
BOSS BABY: Yes!
WIZZIE: Whatever you do,
no light-speed travel.
You know I get motion sickness.
[WIZZIE RETCHES]
- I have a bad feeling about this.
- BOSS BABY: Uh-oh.
- Guys, guys, seriously.
- TIM: Whoa! Whoa! Tree!
WIZZIE: Forget the treasure,
it's not worth our lives!
[ALL EXCLAIM]
Are we alive?
[STUTTERS] Can I open my eyes now?
Do my eyes deceive me?
- TIM: Yes!
- Huzzah!
'Tis the treasure
we've sought for a lifetime.
TIM: We won!
BOSS BABY: We won!
TIM: We won!
BOSS BABY: We won!
TIM: We won! We won! Whoo!
BOSS BABY: We won! We won! Yes!
WIZZIE: I can't wait to see
what tomorrow brings.
Wait, it's only 7:15 a.m.
Fifteen minutes!
[WIZZIE CHUCKLES]
I would have sworn it was a lifetime.
[TIM AND BOSS BABY LAUGHING]
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Boss Baby and Tim's Treasure Hunt Through Time, The (2017)
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