01x29 - Flake It Till You Make It/Game Changer

[bunniefuu]

TV ANNOUNCER: Thrashball!

Enemy team. 2 o'clock.

Fred, we're gonna
get thrashballed.

Relax, Kevin. Just worry
about not getting hit.

Aah! I'm hit!

Step aside, Noob.
Noob?

Dude, I'm the one who got you
hooked on this game.

Not my fault
I'm a natural.

I'll heal you, Kev!

Okay, Hiromi, you and I
will do a pincer movement
on the northern flank.

Fred, you and...

While you were blabbing,
we just annihilated
their base.

ANTHONY:
Brawn over brains, baby!

KEVIN: Or maybe,

we were just
guarding this spot

where I got hit
to make sure
no one snuck around.

And no one did.

So I guess you could
say we were...

What's the term?

Magnifique
Yes.

Thank you, kind sir.

No.
Thank you, madam.

Please stop complimenting
each other
like 19th century chefs.

'Want to play a new video game
before anyone else?'

FRED: It's just another scam.

'This is not another scam.'

'We're looking
for the best gamers
to beta test our new game.'

'And giving away a super mega
top-secret prize.'

Top-Secret prize?

All right, now I'm in.

'This Saturday
at the old cassette tape
warehouse by the docks.'

Count us in. Cool.

What's a cassette tape?

I have no idea.

HIROMI: This is so exciting.

I wonder what the prize is.

Hiromi thinks it's a brand new
top of the line gaming chair.

Cool.
Yeah.

She is pretty cool
and pretty smart.

And pretty pretty.
(ALL LAUGHING)

Yeah.

What? What's so funny?

(BOTH SINGING)
Hiromi, Hiromi,

I love you like baloney.

Whoo-hoo!

First of all,
terrible rhyme.

And second of all,

I don't even know
if she likes me, likes me.

Well, how would you know?
You've never asked her out.

I have tried.

We went to
Smacks Burger yesterday,

but her cousin came, too.

When did you ask her?

Yesterday I said,

"Hey, you're hungry?"
And she said,

"No, But my cousin is,"
and then we all went.

For something
to be considered a date,

you have to ask her out
at least three days

in advance for a weekend,
and with no cousin.

(BELL RINGING)

Hey, Hiromi, it's Wednesday.
do you want to get dinner
with me on...

Saturday?

A date? With you?

(LAUGHING)

Kevin just asked me out
on a date!

Let's mock him!

Houston, we have a loser.

L. O. S. E. R.

(ALL LAUGHING)

Yep. No.
I'm not asking her out.

Okay. Let's play
some video games.

Look, Gretel,
a claw machine.

Well, well, well.

We meet again.

Kevin, change of plans.

You guys head in.

Bailey and I
have a score to settle.

Are you sure?

Oh, we're sure.

How much allowance
have we lost
to the claw game, Bailey?

You don't want to know.

Plus, this one
has controls
for two players.

We can finally beat
one of these.

Heck hath no fury
like a little girl scorned.

Hey, guys. Hey.

Hey.
Hey!

Hey!
(SCREAMS)

Oh, don't be alarmed.

I am Wallace.

Video game designer extraordinaire.

I invited you here
to test our new game

Jellyfish Realtor.

You play a realtor
who's a jellyfish,

trying to sell the most condominiums
without stinging your clients.

I'm wasting a Saturday
playing a bad game.

How about not?
Peace out.

Whoever gives us the best idea
to make the game better,

will receive the super mega
top secret prize.

And I'm back in.

Great!
(SCREAMS)

Now it's
a two player game,

so we're going
to split you up.

You two first.

Then you two after.

Well, I guess
it's just you and me.
Just the two of us.

Just... completely alone.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Okay, Kevin,

we need to talk about
the elephant in the room.

There's something really weird
about this whole setup.

Oh, yes!
Totally what I was thinking.

Glad we're on the same page.

I'm going to do
a little research
on this Wallace guy.

Great. You do that,

and I'm gonna look
for a little paper bag to...

hyperventilate into.

This is surprisingly riveting.

GRETEL: A little more
to the left.
Almost got it!

(GASPS)

I did some quick digging
and look,

according to my research,

this Wallace guy is connected
to a shell company.

A shell company?

Yes, they sell seashells,
but that's just a front

for a shady organization
that I can't trace further.

Oh, what can you do?

We've got to get into
that testing room.

For sure. But, uhm...
look, before we do,
I was wondering,

would you like to go out
with me next weekend?

On a date?

Aww, Kevin,

I would never go out with you.

Isn't that right,
studio audience?

(ALL LAUGHING)

ALIEN: What a loser!

ALIEN 2: This is why
we didn't give you powers!

Kevin? Kevin?
Huh?

How do you feel about
crawling in small spaces?

This reminds me
of kindergarten

when I got lost in
the air conditioning vents.

Yeah, I remember that.

They had to call
the fire department.

At least I was
the coolest kid in class.

You know, because
of the air conditioning.

Yeah, I got that.

Oh, I think we're right
on top of them.

Just sold three condos
with one tentacle
behind my back.

Whoo!

I just sold the ranch style
house to a divorced eel!

Oh, I see you're having
a lot of fun.

Not really. This game
is pretty rudimentary.

Maybe you should add
a combative element.

Like some enemy sharks.
With chainsaws
instead of fins.

Ooh, good ideas.

This is very helpful.

On to the next level.

We found two perfect subjects
to take back with us.

Commence operation
Indentured Servitude.

Indentured servitude?

Gaming lingo, am I right?

No, Kevin, I think
he's planning
something nefarious.

Wow. For how terrible
these graphics are,

I almost feel like I'm moving.

Oh, no!
We need to get help!

Let's very quietly
go back and...

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Huh?
Oh!

(CELLPHONE RINGING)

Talk fast, Kevin.
I almost have
this tiny cargo container.

KEVIN: What do you want?
WALLACE:
We're not gonna hurt you.

Just take you away
from your family
and loved ones forever!

(GASPS)

We're not going
anywhere with you, mister!

Mister! Ha!
We are not a mister.

We are...

Tina!

Grobla!

Gerbil.

♪ Little secret agents
and a cyborg gerbil

♪ They're the
Bolgylvanian Force

♪ As a color scheme

♪ Their flag relies
a lot on purple

♪ They're the
Bolgylvanian Force

♪ They'll stop at nothing
to bring glory

♪ To their tiny nation

♪ Bolgylvania ♪

It's new.

Okay. Bolgylvania?

Allow me
to provide context.

Months ago, I attempted
to forcefully recruit

a game designer
and his sweet daughter

into Bolgylvania video game
development program.

But superheroes,
Hamster and Gretel

brought my best friend
back from space.

I was so happy
I did not complete my mission.

When I returned home,

I was demoted,
pelted with chives
and grounded.

As is our custom.

But then Bolgylvania engineers
create new video game.

Jellyfish Realtor.

Problem is,

video game testers,
not so good.

And so I get new mission.

Opportunity to win back honor.

I need the testers
who can give us feedback
and ideas for new games

and bring them back
to our great tiny nation, permanently.

So the secret Grand Prize is

taking us to
Bolgylvania against our will?

Yes, it's fun.

For us.

Not so fast,
Wait. You again?

American superhero, Gretel?

Bailey!

Sorry. We would love
to catch up,

but I'm taking people
against their will.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

You know, I'm more
of a scientist than a fighter.

Eh, me too.

Fighting's Tina's thing.

Wanna grab a smoothie?

Uhm, yes!

We've got to save
Fred and Anthony.

(CRASHING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Roll!

Go back!

They're almost at the truck!

Roll forward!

Oh, so that's
what a cassette tape is for.

(SCREAMING)

Wait. Why crowd
so excited?

It's that funky
claw game.

Claw game?
It's not game.

It's decommissioned
Bolgylvanian shipping arm

we used to train dock workers.

Well, it's a hit.

A huge hit.

And they call a smoothie
because it's smooth.

English is so funny.

In Bolgylvania,
we call this fruit m*ssacre.

Because fruit was massacred
to make these.

Yeah, I got that.

Grobla, Superhero Gretel,

and all these people
love training machine.

Could sell as our kid game.

Brilliant!

Honor is restored and no need
to commit felonies.

Uh, you're welcome.

Next time you have a problem,
maybe just call us?

It would save us
a lot of destruction.

That was wild!

And scary.

Yeah, sometimes
things are scary,

but they turn out
to be okay.

Uhm, look, you know,

I've been meaning
to ask you something.

What would you say
if I were to ask

what your plans are...

Kevin, are you asking me
out on a date?

Well, if you're not...
Because, yes!

I would love to go
on a date with you.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Awesome!

Oh, man, the manatee's condo
fell out of escrow.

I really hate this game.

♪ Hamster and Gretel

♪ It's Hamster

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪