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01x13 - Mom's Birthday

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Not Quite Narwhal". Aired: June 19, 2023.*
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Not Quite Narwhal follows curious and fun-loving Kelp, who has always believed he's a narwhal like the rest of his family under the sea, until the day he makes the most amazing discovery - he's actually a unicorn.

01x13 - Mom's Birthday

Post by bunniefuu »

Whee!

[giggles]

♪ Everyone has a special story
Every voice has a melody ♪

♪ We can bring
Our worlds together ♪

♪ When we sing in harmony ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

[Kelp reading]

[Kelp clears throat] Ready?

[both] Ready!

Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

-Psst. The other way, Theo.
-Oh. Okay.

One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

Now, the spiral.
Three, four, five, six.

[whispers] This way.

Oh. Yeah.

Theo, the rings!
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

Oh. The rings. Right.

Theo, the finale!

-You got this.
-Yeah.

[giggles]

Woo-hoo! You did it!

Yes!

You were great, Theo.

I was?

You both were.
You both totally nailed
the choreography.

Yeah, we nailed the...
Wait, the what?

The choreography.
You know, the dance moves.

Right. Mom's gonna love
our choreagapy.

Choreography.

That's what I said.

I can't wait to show Mom.

It's gonna be
the best birthday surprise ever.

Uh-oh. Mom. My promise.

-What?
-[Theo] I forgot.

I made a double-flipper promise
to help my mom in the garden.

I gotta go. I'm sorry!

Wait!

How could he?

Well, he can't break
a double-flipper promise.

I know,
but now what are we gonna do
for Mom's birthday?

We've been working
on her special dance all day.

Hmm.

We don't need more chorellagaby.

We need a partner
for the chorellagaby we have.

I wasn't adding choreography.
I was just dancing to think.

[gasps] And I just thought
of what we can do.
We can move to plan B.

We have a plan B?

We sure do. B as in brother.
I already know
all the choreography.

I'll be your partner.

Okay. Let's test out
that tusk of yours.

You mean my horn?

Yeah, your horn. Catch.

Now let's see
your spins and flips.
Five, six, seven, eight.

[grunting]

Oh...

Okay.

So, swimming's not my thing,
but don't worry, sis,
galloping is.

If I get enough speed,
then I'll be able to flip
and spin.

I got this. I got this. I...

Whoa!

I think I need
a bit more practice.

I think you need
to be a bit more narwhal-y.

Your horn-tusk is great,
but you need some of these.

And one of these.

Yeah, I do. But how?

Perfect.

Um...

Come on,
let's do the spinny part.

[giggles]

I'm doing it.
I can't stop doing it.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh! Sorry, Scallop.

But I'm not quite
narwhal-y enough
for the spinny part.

[Cruz] Woo-hoo!

[giggles]

But I think I may have
just spotted our plan C.

Plan C?

Hi, Kelp. Up high.
Down low, and go with the flow.

Plan C, as in Cruz.
He can spin and flip
like nobody's biz.

I guess his nose
is sort of tusk-y.

Yeah, you're right.
Cruz, you in?

You bet. In for what?

A ring-dancing duet
for our mom's birthday.

It starts with three spins,
two flips, and a giant
downward spiral.

You mean, like this?

And now, catch.

Oops.

Nope.

Almost.

I just need
a little bit more practice.

He needs
to be a bit more narwhal-y, too.

It's true. I am a dolphin.

Your moves are great, Cruz,
but you kind of need
one of these.

Right. But how?

[Kelp & Scallop] Perfect.

Ugh. Did you have to use
that icky stuff to tie it on?

It's just seaweed.

I know. And it's slimy.

Sorry. It looks good.

Yeah. Okay,
now I'm totally narwhal-y.

Let's do this!

Uh-oh.

-[gasps]
-Oh, no.

Yikes.

Sorry, y'all, but I don't think
I'm quite narwhal-y enough
for the rings part.

-[both laughing]
-That's a good one.

[gasps] Uh-oh.

Oh, no, they're here.
I still don't have a partner.

Hey there, kiddos.

Well, well, well,
I didn't expect
to find all of you here.

What a coincidence.

Yeah. [chuckles]

It's not like there's
any surprise or anything.

[chuckles]

Happy birthday, Mom.

Yeah, happy birthday, Mom.

Thank you.

Mm.

Is there any surprise, kiddos?

[groans]

Ah.

Maybe almost?

We just need a little more time.

I'll buy you some time.

Hey, look at those
wacky starfish.

Oh. Okay.

Wow.

Look at those little doopers go.

[chuckles] Sweetheart,
I'm looking, but those
little doopers are not going.

Well, just keep watching,
you'll see. Things are
about to get wacky.

Plan D, and fast.

Forget it.

You can't do a ring-dancing duet
without two narwhals.

I wish I could flip
and spin like you.

And I wish I had one of those
cool horn-tusks like you.

[both] Sorry, Scallop.

[groans]

Let's just get the rings
and tell Mom and Dad
there isn't a surprise.

Aha!

I'll catch this one. Nope.

This one. Nope.

Oh...

[gasps] Wait, maybe it's okay
that I can't spin and flip.

How is that okay?
The spins and the flips,

-they're the best part.
-Because Cruz can.

But I can't catch the rings.

Yeah,
Cruz can't catch the rings.
That's the best part.

But I can.

[both] Huh?

Instead of plan D,
let's do plan N-U-D.

Yes. Plan Nud. Nud?
What's a nud?

N for narwhal,
U for unicorn,
and D for dolphin.

Nud!

I dig it.

Cruz has got the dolphin moves,

and I've got the unicorn horn,
so together...

We're a dolphicorn.

I was gonna say that, together,
we've got everything we need.

We do?

Yeah, we do.

Scallop, toss me a ring.

[grunting]

Now, this can definitely work.

We just need to change
some of the choreography.

How are Mom and Dad doing?

[Dad] Okay, watch this.

Now, those doopers
are really gonna freak out.

[blabbering]

Hm.

Yeah, they're good.

All right, team, we got this.

First, we'll start
with the two of you,
then Scallop...

All right, this is a
great spot, right here.

-Hmm. I wonder why.
-[chuckles]

Not just yet. In a second.

And welcome one and all,
to the first ever...

We made a show
for your birthday,
Mom, surprise!

Aw, what? For me? I had no idea.

Welcome to the first ever,
narwhal, unicorn, dolphin
ring-dancing trio!

-Woo-hoo!
-Yeah.

All right, let's do this.

Cha-cha-cha, cha-cha-cha!

[all] Whoa!

Well, would you look at that.

Certainly more impressive
moves than those
wacky starfish, right?

Ooh, yeah. Check this out.

-Wonderful.
-Great.

-Ooh!
-[gasps] Oh!

Whoo!

I got this.

Yeah!

-Wow.
-Bravo!

That was amazing.
I've never seen
anything like it.

That is a birthday gift
I will always remember.

The only thing
that could possibly
follow that is...

[both] Dad's famous
seaweed birthday cake!

-Blah. Seaweed.
-Hey, Kelp,
will you do your thing?

Mm-hm.

[gasps]

Make a wish, Mama.

Well, I certainly couldn't wish
for a better birthday.

Ah!

Happy birthday, sweetie.

[upbeat music playing]