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01x23 - Pet Sitters

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Not Quite Narwhal". Aired: June 19, 2023.*
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Not Quite Narwhal follows curious and fun-loving Kelp, who has always believed he's a narwhal like the rest of his family under the sea, until the day he makes the most amazing discovery - he's actually a unicorn.

01x23 - Pet Sitters

Post by bunniefuu »

Whee!

[giggles]

♪ Everyone has a special story
Every voice has a melody ♪

♪ We can bring
Our worlds together ♪

♪ When we sing in harmony ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean
Not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪

[Kelp reading]

What's more excited
than super excited?

Super-duper excited.

Then that's what I am.

Me too, me too, me too.

I hope Crabby likes playing
with Puff as much as I do.

-[squeaking]
-[Scallop giggles]

[both laughing]

Whoa.

What's your need for speed?

[both]
We're crab-sitting tonight.

Excellent. Have fun.

Wait. Why would they wanna
sit on a crab?

[groaning]

Come on, Crabby.
It's just for one night.

So we can go visit our grandma.

And we'd take you,

but you know
Grandma's allergic to crabs.

Everything okay?

Oh, good. You're here.

I don't think Crabby
is too excited about us
going away without him.

He won't budge.

Move, Crabby.

Move.

-Maybe this will help.
-[squeaks]

Ooh!

[squeaking]

Mm-hm.

[chuckles]

It worked.

We're gonna be
the best crab-sitters ever.

Thanks for watching him for us.

He can be a claw-ful.

Crabby? No way.

He's so cute.

We're gonna have
so much fun together, Crabby.

I just know it.

Bye, Crabby.
Have fun with Kelp and Scallop.

And try to be
on your best behavior, okay?

[Crabby groans]

Mom, Dad, we're back.

And we want you to meet...

[both] Crabby.

Hello, Crabby.

Nice to meet you.

Dad, he's not there.

[Kelp] He was here a second ago.

So is this
an invisible-friend situation
or not?

[Kelp] There you are.

[Scallop] Come inside, Crabby.
Mom and Dad wanna meet you.

Mom and Dad, this is Crabby.

We're watching him while Pixie
and Juniper visit their grandma.

Welcome to our home.

Nice to meet you, Crabby.

We're gonna have so much fun.

Crabby's never gonna
wanna leave.

We'll read stories

and draw pictures

and sing songs and...

We're gonna have so much fun.

It all sounds great.

But pet-sitting
is a big responsibility.

Are you sure you kids
are up for it?

Mm-mm-mm.

-Positive.
-Uh-huh.

-Yep. Yep. Yep.
-[Crabby groans]

Come on, let's go to my room
and play with Puff.

Last one there is slimy seaweed.

[groans]

[shrieks]

-They're going to do great.
-Mm-hm.

Probably.

[Kelp] Okay, Crabby.

You can look now.

-[both] Ta-da!
-Cool, right?

Ooh.

[playing drums]

No, no, Crabby.

We're not playing the drums
right now.

-They can get a bit too loud.
-[groans]

[squeaking]

So, what should we do now?

He likes Puff.

[gasps]
Let's put on a play with Puff.

Yes.
I love plays.

Crabby, you be the audience.

-[groans]
-Oh.

Don't forget to clap.

[Scallop humming]

Oh, no!
It's the super-slimy
seaweed snake!

Help!

Don't worry,
little unicorn-narwhal.

Super Scallop
and her sidekick Puff
are here to rescue you.

Thank you both so much.

How can I ever repay you?

How about some plankton pie?

-So good.
-Yum, yum.

-Thank you, thank you.
-You're too kind.

-Now, Crabby.
-[groans]

Thank you.

Okay, Crabby.

Your turn to put on a play.

[grunting]

[squeaking]

Be careful, Crabby.

Don't squeeze it
too hard or you'll--

You popped Puff!

[shouts]

Uh-oh. Crabby, wait.

She didn't mean to yell at you.

-She was just--
-[Scallop] Poor Puff.

I know.

I'm sorry.

But we have to go find Crabby.

I don't want to.

He popped Puff.

But it was an accident.
He didn't mean to.

Remember what Dad and Mom said?

He's our responsibility.

Fine.

But this is not a happy face.

Crabby, where are you?

Mm, let's go ask
Mom and Dad for help.

Wait.
We can't ask Mom and Dad.

Not after we told them
we were gonna be
the best pet-sitters ever.

You're right.

They'd never let us crab-sit
or anything-sit ever again.

Come on.
We'll just have to keep looking.
Leave no shell unturned.

Crabby? Are you in here?

Oops. Wrong crab.

Sorry.

Where else could he be?

-[drum beat playing]
-Kind of cool beat, huh?

[gasps] You know
who really loves a cool beat?

[both] Crabby!

Crabby! We found you!

What?

We found him!

Do I wanna swim?

-Think you can
turn it down a bit?
-[Scallop] What?

It's too loud!

Sorry.
We'll make him stop.

Crabby.

Crabby!

Crabby!

[yelling]

Maybe he thinks
we're playing a game?

Well, this game is no fun.

Come on.
We'd better go find him.

Again.

-[Crabby grumbles]
-There he is. By the shelf.

[shouts]

-I got him.
-Crabby,
we're not playing crab tag.

What's going on now?

Stop that crab!

Ah.

This could be the best casserole
I have ever made.

[Kelp] Stop that crab!

[shouts] Look out!

[all gasping]

Oh!

My beautiful casserole.

It was art, I tell you.

[Kelp] Oh, Dad.

We're sorry.

We were just trying
to catch Crabby.

Oh, accidents happen.

Right, honey?

-Think quick.
-[groans]

Accidents happen.

We did tell you kids
that pet-sitting
was a big responsibility.

We know.

Way bigger than we thought.

Guess we're not
the best crab-sitters after all.

And we ruined
Dad's beautiful casserole.

Come on.
Let's clean all this up.

-Kelp?
-Yeah?

I think we lost Crabby again.

Don't worry.
I've had one eye on him.

[whines]

He looks sad.

What should we do?

What have you got there, Crabby?

[Kelp and Scallop] Aw.

You miss home, don't you?

[Crabby groans]

Is that why you've been acting
a little more crabbier
than usual?

[whines]

I know what it feels like
to be far away from home.

Like the first time
I went to Unicorn Land.

But what can we do?
We can't take him home.

Pixie and Juniper won't be back
from their grandma's
until tomorrow.

I know!

If we can't bring him home,
maybe we can bring home to him.

That's a great idea.

-How?
-I think I know how.

Come on, Scallop. Follow me.

Mom, would you keep
that one eye on Crabby
a little longer for us?

Of course we will.

[both] Thanks.

[Kelp] Crabby.

Can you come up for a second?

I know that it's no fun
to feel homesick.

[shouts, then giggles]

These are things
we've collected
from Unicorn Land.

That's some dry sand
in a bubble.

[Scallop]
And those are rainbow seashells
that Juniper made.

[Kelp] Ooh, and a land flower.

And this is
my glow-in-the-dark leaf.

I call him Charlie.

We thought if you saw
all this stuff,
it might remind you of home.

And then you won't be
sad anymore.

We know it's not as good
as being home.

But maybe this could be
like your home away from home.

[chuckling]

I think he likes it.

I think he does.

I'm so proud of you kids.

You thought about
what Crabby needed, and you
found a way to make it happen.

That's what being
great pet-sitters
is all about.

Hey, look.

[all] Aw.

Whew! I sure am tired
from all this crab-sitting.

Me too.

But now that
Crabby's taken care of,
we can finally relax a little.

[snoring]

Oh, Crabby.

[upbeat music playing]