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02x10 - Superfan/Barb

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Not Quite Narwhal". Aired: June 19, 2023.*
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Not Quite Narwhal follows curious and fun-loving Kelp, who has always believed he's a narwhal like the rest of his family under the sea, until the day he makes the most amazing discovery - he's actually a unicorn.

02x10 - Superfan/Barb

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♪ Everyone has a special story ♪

♪ Every voice has a melody ♪

♪ We can bring our worlds together ♪

[all] ♪ When we sing in harmony ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean, not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪


♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Not quite ocean, not quite land ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ So I go with the flow
And I know who I am ♪


[announcer reads on-screen text]

Hurry, hurry! The game's about to start.

We're right here,
and the Sparksball Field is right there.

I know. I've been saving us a spot.

Someone could take it,
or I might forget the spot.

Or we could miss the start! Come on!

You're extra chatty today.

There's just so much to talk about when it
comes to the best unicorn game ever.

[all] Sparksball!

[crowd cheering]

-I had no idea you liked the game so much.
-I don't like it. I love it!

[announcer] And here come the teams.

[gasps] The players are here!
The players are here!

[announcer] The Sparkle Smashers
versus the Galloping Glitters,


led by star player Felicity Starmane!

Kelp?

If I didn't know better,
I'd say you're a Sparksball superfan.

Felicity Starmane is the best player
to ever play Sparksball.

She's scored the most goals ever.

[announcer]
Get your cheers and razzles ready

and let the game begin!

[crowd cheering]

Felicity Starmane breaks away early.
She's looking to score.


[Kelp] Go, Felicity!

[announcer] She shoots! Goal!

Goal!

Go, Galloping Glitters!

What's a Galloping Glitter?

That's Felicity's team
in the pink horn toppers.

They're playing the Sparkle Smashers
in the purple horn toppers.

-The purple team's gonna score!
-Nope. Watch.

Felicity's gonna use
the Flower Power play.

[announcer] It's the Flower Power play!
Who could have predicted that?


-How did you know she'd do that?
-Classic Sparksball play.

[announcer] And right back to Felicity.

She shoots, and scores!

-Yeah!
-[crowd cheering]

Way to go, Felicity!

Way to go, Felicity!

When did you become such an expert?

[Kelp] I memorized
the Sparksball handbook.

-[announcer] Felicity now steals the ball.
-[Kelp] Go, Felicity!

But the Sparkle Smashers take it back.
They're looking to score.


They take the shot.

Oh, what a save!

Felicity has the ball.

What's this? It looks like...

-The Horn Cloud Hammer!
-The Horn Cloud Hammer!

She's looking to score her third goal.

She shoots...

-She scores again!
-[crowd cheering]

-What a shot!
-[Tutu] Wow, Felicity!

[announcer] Oh, Felicity Starmane,
one of the best Sparksball players ever!


[sighs] I wanna play just like her.

Let's go!

Whoo! Yeah!

Did you see her? She was like this,
then like that, and then, pow, goal!

Oh, we know. We were there.

I think I like playing games
better than watching them.

Why don't we?
We can make our own field right here.

-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah!

[Kelp] Then we put a goal here,
and the other here.

-Everybody got it?
-[all] Mm-hm.

Mm-hm.

[grunts]

Thanks.

Whoo!

Woo-hoo! Yeah!

Now it's time to split into teams.

I wanna be on the winning team.
Which one's the winning team?

-[Kelp] It's anyone's game.
-I'll play with Tutu and Leroy.

Tutu, come on.

Just call me Kelpicity Bubblemane.

And I'll be Her Majesty,
Miss Queen-i-corn.

Come on. Let's do this.

Glitter!

[Pixie] Nice one, Juni!

I got it.

[shouting]

I don't got it.

Thank you. [giggles]

Aw.

Tutu!

I got it.

Sparksball steal. I'm on it.

[Ollie] Yeah, Leroy!

Go, Sparkle Smashers! Woo-hoo.

[sighs]

Nobody can keep the ball from
Her Majesty...

Ooh, tacos.

Thanks.

[groans]

Spark, don't fail me now.
Let's see some Flower Power.

I guess I should've seen that coming.

Go, Sparkle Smashers!

-Are you okay, Kelp?
-Whew. Yep. Just gotta shake it off.

Okay, Galloping Glitters, I think
it's time for the real tricky-trick plays.

-Oh, yeah.
-Real tricky ones.

Pixie, do you remember
the Wobbly Cloud Slide I told you about?

Now I do.

Then you swoop in
with the Glitter Cloud Surprise, Juni.

-I mean, Miss Queen-i-corn.
-Mm-hm.

And I'll finish
with the Felicity Starmane Special.

[all] Go, team!

Wobbly Cloud Slide!

Time for the Felicity Starmane Special.

[Pixie] Kelp, look out!

Whoa. Oh, no! Whoa.

Tutu, the goal!

Woo-hoo!

Go, Tutu. Great goal and nice hole.

This game is easy-breezy.

Did you see my slide?
And your glitter, Juni.

I know. I was super spark.

I was not super spark.

[sighs]

I was no Felicity Starmane.

Yeah, 'cause you're Kelpicity Bubblemane.
And I'm Miss Queen-i-corn, remember?

None of us are as good as Felicity,
but we're still having fun, right?

Hey, Galloping Glitters,
are we still playing?

Come on, sea unicorn. Let's keep playing.

Why don't you keep playing?
I think I'm just gonna sit this one out.

-Okay.
-No.

What's going on, Kelp? You never give up.

I know, but it's different this time.

How?

I don't know, it just is.

-Are you sure about this, Kelp?
-Yeah. Go. I'm okay.

[all laughing]

[sighs] I don't get it.

I know everything
there is to know about Sparksball.

If only my hooves
would listen to my brain.

[Felicity] Hey, there. Keep your horn up.

Whoa.

-Did my hooves just say that?
-[Felicity] No, I did.

Felicity Starmane?

So you've heard of me?

Heard of you? I know all about you.

I'm your biggest fan. No, superfan.
I know all your famous goals.

You're amazing, and Sparksball is amazing.

[both] It's the greatest game
in Unicorn Land!

[shouting]

So tell me...

Kelp.

Kelp.

If you're so into Sparksball,

why aren't you out there
playing with your friends?

I wish I could.
I love everything about the game.

But when I try to play, I just mess up.

You know, I learned to spark-spike
way quicker than most of my friends.

You're the best at spark-spiking!

But it took me a long time
to remember plays.

The Wobbly Cloud Slide? [groans]
That took me the longest.

Really? I can remember them.
I even make up my own.

-I just can't do any of them.
-Yet.

Every pro player I know
has skills they're working to improve.

I thought pros were good at everything.

Nope. We have to practice, a lot.

-[Pixie] Juni, what play are you doing?
-I don't know. I can't remember.

The wobbly glittery one?

We're running out of steam and plays.

Yeah, and Leroy keeps tricking me
with all his taco talk.

Ooh, taco.

We'll need something really good
if we wanna get past Leroy and his tacos.

Um, Kelp? Looks like your team is having
a hard time remembering their plays.

Know anyone who could lend a helping hoof?

Well, yeah. Me.

I'm coming. Galloping Glitters, huddle up.

Don't worry, I've got your plays.

A one-of-a-kind play
they'll never see coming.

Ocean Blue, 42. Hup, hup, hooray!

Wha...?

Where's the ball?

-[shouts]
-Ha!

When you pop as many bubbles as I do,
you can't be tricked that easily.

Ooh, tacos.

Juni! The Taco Trot Pass!

Pixie, the Horn Cloud Hammer.

On it.

We did it!

-We're so spark!
-We did it. We did it.

Wow, you weren't kidding
about making up your own plays.

I've never seen anything like that.

Were those bubbles?

They don't call him
Kelpicity Bubblemane for nothing.

Wow, think you could show me
some of your other plays?

Sure. And maybe you could help me
with my spark-spike?

Or cloud jump? Or anything, really.

You got it, Kelp.

[all cheering]

[announcer reads on-screen text]

[laughing and giggling]

[gibbering]

Ooh. Fun!

Welcome to the Little Flippers
party of parties!

[gibbering]

So good of you to come.

-Awesome!
-Check this place out.

It looks so groovy.

I love parties.

Thank you for inviting me.

You three really went all out.

Yep, we really did.
Thanks for helping with the bubbles.

I can't wait to celebrate!

Uh, what are we celebrating?

Nothing. We just wanna throw a party.

Awesome!

Woo-hoo!

-[both] I love parties!
-Party!

[cheering and laughing]

[Barb] Wow, fun!

-[Scallop] Game time, everyone!
-[Kelp] Game time!

[Barb] I like games.

[Scallop] Who wants to win a prize?

I do, I do, I do.

Waverly, why don't you tell everyone
about the game?

Okay. We're going to play
Pass the Sea Parcel.

-Uh, where's the parcel?
-It was right here.

[Cups gibbering]

How did it swim over there?
It doesn't have fins.

Did somebody move it?

Hmm. It looks different.

As I was saying,

this is the sea parcel.

Neat, huh?

Ooh!

-Cool!
-Cool!

-What's a parcel?
-It's like a package.

And inside is a prize.

But it's wrapped in layer, after layer,

after layer, after layer,

after layer, after layer,

after layer, after layer,

-after layer, after layer...
-Of seaweed.

Yuck! Do we have to touch it?

-Yes.
-Yuck.

As I was saying...

Waverly's gonna close her eyes,

we all pass the parcel,
then when she yells, "Stop,"

whoever's got the parcel
gets to take off one layer.

Uh, Scallop?

Oops. Sorry for interrupting, Waverly.

That's okay. What Scallop said.
Ready to play?

[both] Yes, I'm ready.

-[Barb] Yes!
-[all] Huh?

Who said that?

Probably just an echo.

Let's play.

[sighs]

Okay. Hit it, crabs.

[upbeat music playing]

[humming]

Seaweed. Slimy.

Stop!

I've never been the first before.

Stop!

[gibbering]

Stop!

Stop!

Looks like this is the last layer,
which means you get the prize.

Me?

-It's all yours, man.
-[gibbering]

Yes, you.

Huh? Where's the prize?

[Barb] Beautiful shell.

Where is it? I know I wrapped it.

It was one of my most beautiful shells.

Flying slimy seaweed.

Yikes. More yikes.

[Barb chuckles]

I'm sorry there's no prize, Theo.

That's okay.
It was just fun to play the game.

I'll give you another one
of my beautiful shells later.

[Cups gibbering]

That's right, Cups. This party isn't over.

We still have more party games to play.

-Yeah! More party games!
-[Scallop] Let's play!

Huh?

-Kelp, you coming?
-I see somebody.

Over there. Or I thought I saw somebody.

Oh, I guess it was just a crab.

Oh, well.

Pin the Swishbee on the Narwhal!

Since you got us the swishbee,
you can go first, mibrother.

Thank you, misister.

Just hook the swishbee
on the narwhal's tusk. Got it?

Got it.

One, two, and three.

[groaning]

Whoa. Whoa.

Go, Kelp!

Pin the swishbee on the narwhal.

Get it on the tusk.

[Scallop] Go, Kelp!

-Get it on the tusk.
-[Theo] Come on, Kelp.

You got this. You can do it.
Get it on the tusk.

Kelp!

Oops. Hi, Cruz.

You're supposed to pin the swishbee
on the narwhal, not the dolphin.

Huh? Hey, where's the tusk?

[both] Huh?

Where'd it go?
First the prize, now the tusk?

There's definitely
something going on here.

And it smells like... [sniffing]

a mystery.

♪ Oh, yeah, it's a mystery ♪

[all] ♪ Oh, yeah, it's a mystery ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, it's a mystery ♪

[Barb] ♪ Oh, yeah, it's a mystery ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, it's a mystery ♪

This is perfect.

Solving this mystery
can be our next party game.

Yeah, let's solve it.

We just need to look for clues.

[Barb] Clues, eh?

Um, Scallop, I don't know
what I'm looking for.

You're looking for clues, Theo.

Oh, okay.

-Huh? Is that a clue?
-Huh?

[gasps]

My beautiful shell.

This is Theo's prize
from Pass the Sea Parcel.

Here you go, Theo.

Thanks. So it's a clue, right?

It's a clue.

And look, another clue.

The tusk from the game.

-So strange.
-It is.

This is so strange.

[Cups gibbering]

How'd it get here?

Hmm.

What if somebody put it here?

And what if that same somebody
is trying to tell us something?

[gasps] And they want us to go over there?

Look, a trail of clues.

[all] Follow that trail!

X marks the spot.

Now what? I don't see any more clues.

[Kelp] Maybe over there?

-[Barb] No. Over here.
-Huh?

There's that echo again.

[Barb] I'm not an echo.

Uh, hello?

[Barb] Hi.

Somebody is inside. Keep talking, Kelp.

Uh, I'm Kelp. What's your name?

[Barb] Barb.

Hi, Barb. Did you take our shell prize
and narwhal tusk?

[Barb] Yes. I'm sorry. I just...
I wanted to play with you.

Oh, well, you didn't
have to take our things.

-You can just come out and play with us.
-Yeah, we're having a party.

[Cups gibbering]

Is there a reason
you don't wanna come out, Barb?

I'm scared.

Scared? Why?

I'm...

I'm different.

Oh, that's okay. We're all different here.

I'm a unicorn who lives in the ocean.

And I've got this scar on my tail,
which makes it different, and really cool.

I wear glasses.

I've got all these freckles.

[gibbering]

I've got a tusk.

Theo's got a tusk too, but he's a boy.

Lots of boy narwhals have tusks,
but not many girls do.

[Barb] Really? I'm a girl narwhal,
and I have a tusk.

Really? Come out and show us.

You're who I saw earlier, aren't you?

You don't have one tusk.
You have two tusks.

Yes, I... I have two tusks.

Do you wanna come to our party?

You mean, you still want me to?

Of course. Why wouldn't we?

You don't think I'm too different
because of my two tusks?

My mom says I have a good sense
of direction because of my tusk.

It's a navigation tool, you know.

Since you have two tusks,
is your sense of direction double good?

I never really get lost.

I knew it. I'm Scallop.

And I'm Cruz.

I'm Theo.

Hi, I'm Waverly.

-I'm Kelp.
-[gibbers]

That's Cups. She only speaks octopus.

Everyone is pretty different, huh?

Yep. So, what do you wanna play
at the party?

I can choose?

-Oh, yeah.
-Yep.

There is one game that looked really fun.

Okay. You've just got to hook
the swishbee on the tusk.

-Cool.
-[Scallop] Wait.

Now we're ready.

One, two, three.

[all] You got this, Barb!

Get it on either tusk.

Awesome.

I knew her sense of direction
was double good.

[both] You did it, Barb.

-On your first go.
-Amazing!

[all cheering and laughing]

[theme music playing]