02x10 - The New Adventures of Super Kevin

[bunniefuu]

♪ Who's the improbable duo
That you heard about? ♪

♪ Faster than a scooter
Stronger than metal ♪

♪ Who's the little girl
And her domesticated rodent? ♪

♪ Who's still standing
When you see
the dust settle? ♪

♪ It's Hamster
Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ If they can't do it
Then nobody can ♪

♪ Hamster
Hamster, Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ There's also Kevin
In the minivan ♪

Are you going
to Heather's birthday party?

It's at the new
Stuff a Snake store
at the mall?

Is she the one who did

the Assemble an Aardvark party
last year?

Yeah!

Sounds fun, but I can't.
I have to fight a villain.

Superheroing is great,
but I miss out

on so many parties
for kids I barely know.

Anyway, have fun
at Helen's party.

It's Heather.

Ugh, see?
These are the things I miss.

[sighs] Look,
I know going to garage sales
is hip and retro

and everything,
but shouldn't we,

oh, I don't know,

be preparing
for the giant evil thing
that's coming to Earth?

I am preparing.

Get your evil inventions here!

Evil inventions
at wickedly low prices.

I thought of the slogan.

Stop being
a credit hog, Tobor.

Nordle is selling off some
of his dad's old inventions.

I thought we might find
something here

to battle the Big Evil.

I'll give you... 50 cents!

[laughs] Ma'am, this is
a portable nuclear reactor.

It could light a small town.

Okay, 75 cents.

One dollar or no deal.

Sir, you said you wanted
to get rid of the reminders

of your father's evilness.

Maybe you should take
the 75 cents.

No! I will not be taken
advantage of by the elderly!

I'm on a fixed income!

And apparently,
you can still afford

a personal trainer.
How are you so strong?

Ah, great.

Now I have to encase
this table in concrete

and bury it in the backyard
for 20,000 years!

Tobor, take care of this.

Yes, sir.

[truck beeping]

Hi, we're on a scavenger hunt,

and one of the items
is something that could
be used to stop

an extremely evil creature
from destroying Earth.

Hmm, stop an extremely
evil creature.

Huh, I have this waffle iron.

And how would that help?

I don't know!

He might not like waffles!

- It's a garage sale,
not a philosophy class!
- [cat screeches]

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have other customers
to help!

Jeez, touchy.

Robot deodorant?

Elbowless jacket?

Well, this was a wash.

- Let's go.
- Wait, I want to buy this.

Looks kind of cool.

I'm really good at haggling.
Watch this.

I'll give you five dollars
for this.

It says 10 dollars
on the tag.

- I won't go
any higher than $15.
- Twenty.

- Twenty-five. Forty!
- Thirty!

- Deal!
- Yes!

Okay, I'm terrible at this.

[Fred] Our garage sales
were a bust.

Hamster, you said
you were gonna do

some snooping around
in Washington.

Did you learn anything
that might help us

deal with this big bad threat
from space?

Only that our country
is woefully unprepared

for an attack by hamsters.

Any word from
our three o'clock
villain appointment?

The Mud Singer.
I wonder what he does.

He posted online that
he's running a little late.

You mean I'm missing

what's-her-face's birthday
for nothing?

Man, these villains
can be so rude.

What's that around your neck?

Just a cool little pendant
I found at a garage sa--

- Whoa!
- [gasps]

- [gasps]
- Ahhh, what's happening?

You're flying.

I have powers.

The pendant must have
given me powers.

Whoa, whoa!

This is way harder
than it looks.

Whoa! [grunts]

Oops.

That bookcase was vintage!

We use that.

I melted a bookcase!

Gretel, we can finally be

a brother-sister
superhero team!

- Fly up here.
- This is gonna be so great.

Wow.

Wait, I can't.
My powers are gone.

Kevin, stop melting furniture
and get down here.

What's going on?

I have a theory.

Both of you, touch the pendant
at the same time.

My powers, they're back.

And mine are gone.

Interesting.

The markings on this
look just like the ones
from the UFO

that gave Hamster and Gretel
their powers.

This must be some sort of
alien power transfer device.

Hmm, Gretel,
let me ask you a question,

and feel free to say no.

Can I just have your powers
for a little while and just

fly around and maybe save
a few people?

I don't know.

Please, please, please!
Don't make me beg.

What do you call this?

I'd call it more of a grovel.

Well, I have been wanting
a little more kid time.

Okay.

Ah, you're the best!

It'll just be
for the afternoon, I promise.

This feels like
a really big decision.

Maybe we shouldn't
rush into...

And they're doing it.

Oh, look,
my costume has a G on it.

Maybe because having powers
is "Great".

Or because you took
your powers from Gretel.

I'm gonna go with "Great."

- [grunts]
- Uh-oh, that's load bearing.

If you don't bring me


our house
is going to collapse.

I'm on it!

Look how fast I am!

Two, three.

With great power
comes great stupidity.

[Bailey] I'm gonna call you
Angel Food Snake

because you're sweet
and a snake.

Thanks for inviting me
to your party, Heather.

- Nope, that's Helen.
- Oops.

Well, it's still fun
to be here.

[phone vibrating]

[Gretel] Uh-oh.

Kevin, Mud Singer's
attacking downtown.

[Kevin] Don't worry about it,
Little G.

- Hamster and I are on the way.
- Oh, okay.

I guess I'll just have fun.

Wow, it is really weird
not having powers,

but I'm starting to see
the upside.

Oh, look.

Famous American
President snakes.

Cool, they've got
Abraham Slincoln.

[lisping] Four score
and seven years ago.

[hisses]

Who is this store
intended for?

[laughs maniacally]

You all laughed when I,
the Mud Singer,

said that mud-based opera
was a viable art form.

Well, who's laughing now?

[laughs maniacally]

[singing]

Hey, this costume
was brand new!

All the fancy people thought
they were better than me.

Cleaner than me!

Well, now the whole world

will be one big
delightful mess!

All right. His mud power

seems to be generated
when he sings.

So... Ugh!

Teenagers.

[singing]

[grunting]

[continues singing]

Hey, guys, do you have
some kind of game plan here?

- Working on it.
- [Mud Singer] You fools!

You're no match
for my villainous vibrato!

I wish that guy would just
shut his big mouth.

Hamster, that's it!

Fred, I've got a plan.

[singing] ♪ Do-re-mi
fa-so-la-ti... ♪

Batter up!

- ♪ ...do-- ♪
- [grunts]

[groans]

[coughing]

Messy Opera Singer Punch!

[Hamster] Bravo.

That's opera for "good job."

- Wow. Thank you.
- My pleasure.

- Great job.
- Thank you.

What a poorly
conceived villain.

All in a day's work. Ahhh!

I mean, hello, citizen.

I'm shocked.

- I can't believe it.
- Uh...

There's a new superhero
in town?

Yes. Yes, there is.

I just arrived
from a planet far,
far away called Unknownia.

You don't know anyone there.

I'm Hiromi Tanaka,
student reporter
for The Daily Drain.

- What's your name?
- I'm, uh...

Guy.

- [marker squeaking]
- Super Guy.

Oh, well, nice to meet you,
Mr. Super Guy.

Oh, please.

Mr. Super Guy is my father.

Just call me Super Guy.

[both laughing]

Um, you were incredible
battling the Mud Singer.

Well, he does combine
the three things
I hate the most.

Villains, mud, and opera.

[laughs] If it's not too much,

could I interview you
for my school newspaper?

Sure. I'd be
more than happy to--

Super Guy, we gotta go.

There's a
ballet-themed villain

who flings tapioca
two blocks over.

- Hop to.
- Oh, uh, sorry, miss.

We'll have
to finish this later.

How about
JJ McWeekends at 5:00?

Okay, see you then, SG.

SG? Ugh, why did I say that?

First opera, then ballet?

How many
fine arts themed villains
can you have in a day?

I made it up. What the heck
were you doing back there?

Yeah, maybe hanging out
with a reporter

who might uncover
your secret identity
isn't the smartest move.

What?
I had her totally fooled.

Besides,
it was just nice to have

Hiromi be interested
in me again.

She's not interested in you.

She's interested in Super Guy.

- You take that back!
- [bones cracking]

Ow, ow, ow!

Could you guys just
let me enjoy my powers

while I still have them?

Fine. Just don't attract

too much attention
to yourself.

Don't worry.
I'll keep a low profile.

[♪ rock music playing]

♪ Check me out
Check me out ♪

♪ I got some brand new moves ♪

♪ And it seems
The populous approves ♪

♪ Check me out
Check me out ♪

♪ Nobody's keeping me down ♪

♪ Leaping over skyscrapers
In a single bound ♪

♪ I can race against a plane ♪

♪ I can juggle a train ♪

♪ I can cook my own hotdogs
Man, it's really insane ♪

♪ So many powers
I can now enjoy ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm no longer
Gravity's whipping boy ♪

♪ Check me out ♪

♪ Yeah, I can balance
On this telephone wire ♪

♪ Check me out ♪

♪ I caught this truck
I didn't even perspire ♪

♪ I'm the one to call
when the situation is dire ♪

♪ There shouldn't really be
any doubt, you gotta ♪

♪ Check me out ♪

[Gretel] Any word on Kevin?

He hasn't been answering
his comm,

but according to the internet,

he just autographed
the Eiffel Tower.

Also, he's been banned
from France.

Whoo! Bonjour!

What a day, what a day!

I brought you back a baguette
as a souvenir.

Pre-signed, you're welcome.

Being a superhero is amazing!

That's great!

Now give Gretel
her powers back.

No, you don't understand
how amazing it was!

I could autograph
at the speed of light!

Kevin, the aliens didn't
give you powers on purpose,

they must have a reason.

I know, you're right,
but can I just keep the powers

till the end of the day?

Please?

This is not
a dignified look, Kevin.

Um, okay.

But just for a few more hours.

Thanks guys,
you're the best! Whoo!

I love autographed bread.

That was nice of you

to let Kevin have your powers
for a little longer.

Well, it made him
really happy.

And besides,
what's the worst thing
that could happen?

[both scream]

[announcer] And here's Gretel
from Earth,

ready to battle
her first challenger!

This, this is the worst thing
that could happen.

[announcer] The anticipation
is building in the arena,

as Gretel faces
her first opponent,
The Charger!

[growling]

- Gretel, watch out! [grunts]
- [gasping]

Run, Bailey, run!

[both grunting]

[growls]

Hey, nice alien centaur thing.

Can we talk about this?

[thuds]

[electricity crackling]

[all cheer]

Gretel wins the first round

of the Intergalactic
Space Championship!

What a move!

What did you think
of her performance, Gropgo?

[warbling indistinctly]

Spot on observation
as always, Gropgo.

And now, let me present
our tournament finalists,

[all grunting]

Gretel, are you okay?

Did you bump your head?

I'm really hoping
that I'm dreaming,

or you're dreaming,
or we're both dreaming.

I've had this
exact same dream before.

It doesn't end well.

[alien 1] Greetings,
Earth creature.

Oh, I see you brought
a friend, interesting choice.

She was beamed here with me.

And also, where is here?

[alien 2]
We thought we'd enter you
into this intergalactic fight

to your complete
and utter doom tournament.

Why would you do this?

[alien 1] To test out
your powers!

It'll be great training
for your upcoming showdown

with the threat from space
that is even worse than this.

But I don't have my powers.

[alien 1] You don't have
your powers?

No, I lent them to someone.

[alien 1 laughs] Oh,
that is a good one.

"I lent them to someone."

- Good luck,
not that you'll need it.
- [alien 2] Bye!

Wait, wait, wait!

I'm Cleb, the event organizer.

Here's your name tag.

Come with me
to the locker room.

Cleb, there's been
a huge mistake.

I'm not supposed to be here.

Cleb don't concern himself
with non-Cleb things.

Now come on.

There's no way I can fight
the most fearsome warriors

in the galaxy without powers.

- What am I gonna do?
- Don't worry, Gretel.

You may not have powers,
but Kevin does.

I'm sure he's on his way
over here right now.

Make sure you get
my good side.

Wait, actually, wait.

Okay, paint me now.

[sighs] I can't wait
for Hiromi to see this

before our date,

I mean [clears throat]
interview.

Ugh, for the last time,
I'm a painter, not your diary.

All the armor you need
is in your locker.

It's down this way.

Aw, that's nice.

Who decorated my locker?

Cleb have passion for decor.

Other aliens, not so much.

Okay, don't freak out.

We can get through this.

Bailey, that guy
just ate a locker.

I only won my first match
by accident.

I'm gonna lose.

Sure, you may be in a pickle.

But you can outsmart
these knuckleheads

even without powers.

I mean, look at that guy.

He actually is a knucklehead.

That's a little on the nose.

Not as much as that guy.

[sneezes]

So what should I do?

You're the bravest,
most clever person I know.

You'll think of something.

Oh, hello, Bone Decimator.

I can't wait
to decimate your bones!

Oh, is that how you got
your name?

No, I was named
after my grandpa
on my father's side,

but it's also something
I happen to do.

Uh, cool.

Could you just excuse me
for a sec?

[clears throat]

Gretel of Earth,
why do you disturb me?

Oh, nothing.
I'm up against Bone Decimator.

Two inferior opponents
are of little interest to me.

I just thought
it was pretty messed up

what he did to your car.

What? Betsy?

Oh yeah, he backed into it
in the parking lot,

left a nasty scratch
right through the clear coat.

Did he at least leave
his insurance info

on my windshield?

Nope, he said
it wouldn't matter

after he decimates her bones.

I will avenge you, Betsy!

- And this muscle I use
to decimate--
- Bone Decimator!

[grunting]

[Bone Decimator groaning]

[announcer] And Face Melter
is eliminated!

Next up, fan favorite,
Bone Decimator,

faces Gretel from Earth.

What do you think
Gretel's chances are, Gropgo?

[warbles indistinctly]

Insightful as always, Gropgo.

What a thrill, folks.

And what is going on
down in the arena?

Bone Decimator is a no-show!

Respect other people's cars!

Bone Decimator
has forfeited the match.

Gretel wins!

[fighters murmuring
indistinctly]

Gretel, you did it!

But I don't know how long
I can keep this up.

I hope Kevin is on his way.

Sorry I'm late.

I was at the zoo
reading to the animals.

It really cheers them up.
Or makes him mad,

it's really hard to tell.
Now I just have to do

my interview with Hiromi
at JJ McWeekends.

Interview with Hiromi?
Kevin, you can't.

It's just an interview.

She won't figure out it's me.

Hey, Kevin, my dude,
you're being reckless

with these powers
that you borrowed.

[sighs] Come on,
if Gretel were here,

I'm sure
she'd be cool with it.

[phone ringing]

Intergalactic call?
That's weird.

- Hello?
- Kevin?

Oh, hey, Gretel. We were
just talking about you.

Could you settle something?

There's no time.
I borrowed this guy's phone

and calling Earth
is really expensive!

Calling Earth?

Hey, I thought you said
it was local.

Oh, it is.

I'm just calling
Earth Ceramics,
a local store I love.

Kevin, Bailey and I were
beamed up by the aliens

to an intergalactic
gladiator tournament.

Well, that's no problem.
You have superpow--

Oh, no!

Exactly!

Gretelbeans, do you know
what planet you're on?

Look for a sign that says
the name of the planet.

Actually, I've never seen
a sign on Earth

that says Earth,
so forget that.

I'm texting you the flyer.
I have to go, bye!

This is all my fault!

If I had just given Gretel
her powers back,

she'd be safe.

Aren't you guys
gonna disagree?

Nope.

Wherever this is,
how do we get there?

Uh, we buy a ticket.

It says here that
anybody who buys a ticket

will be instantly beamed up
to the competition.

I'm buying your tickets.
While you save Gretel
and Bailey,

I'm gonna try to figure out
more about this pendant.

You're in Section Scree'luk,
Level Zorb-Zorb.

Those are terrible seats.

Just save Bailey and Gretel.

[both groan]

[Hamster]
These are terrible seats.

Excuse me, may I borrow those?
Thanks.

All right, keep your eyes
peeled for Gretel.

And now the next contestant

in our violent Tournament
of Doom, Gretel from Earth!

There she is!
Let's go, Hamster.

[both grunt] Ow!

There's a force field
around the ring.

[announcer]
And opposing Gretel
is Teeth Taker.

Fans know
and love this gladiator

and his glamorous girlfriend.

What a power couple!

Wouldn't you agree, Gropgo?

[warbling indistinctly]

Oh, they definitely do,
Gropgo.

Their fans really
love them for that.

And the fight's
about to begin!

It's teeth taking time!

Teeth taker, wait!

[machine whirs and stops]

Your girlfriend asked me
to give you this note.

- She's breaking up with you.
- What?

She says you're in
really different places

in your careers.
I'm sorry.

Erin, no!

I can change! [cries]

And another fighter forfeits!

What did you write
on that note?

Nothing. I figured
he couldn't read.

Ooh, that's my girl!

Don't forget to hydrate.

Folks, these guys
must really be afraid

of Gretel from Earth!

[thudding]

I'm not afraid.

I went to my car
and there was no dent in it.

You've been
playing us, pipsqueak!

Oh, you better stay away
or else.

Or else what?

Or else I'm gonna tell you
a really scary story?

Oh, I've got a story for you.

Once upon a time, there was
a little girl who got smashed!

- We gotta get her
out of there.
- Yes, Mother.

I'll pick up your pills
on my way home.

Hey, um, can I use your phone
to make a quick call?

It's not long distance, is it?

Uh... No?

Fred, Gretel's inside
the force field

without her powers!
What do we do?

I found an online forum
for obscure

and mysterious space jewelry.

If you break the pendant,

it'll give back the powers
to whoever you took them from.

But if you do,
you'll never have
powers again.

Who cares?
Gretel's in trouble.

[straining]

- [Skull Pulverizer grunts]
- [Gretel groans]

- Hurry up.
- It won't break!

Think of something.

[groans]

The force field,
it just might work.

[screaming]

Your skull will make
a nice hood ornament.

[grunts] Come on, come on!

Push harder!

- [exclaiming]
- [gasps]

- [grunts]
- [crashing loudly]

[both gasp]

[aliens cheering]

[laughs] I am the champion,
Skull Pulverizer!

[Gretel clears throat]

Uh oh, you suddenly look
a lot more formidable.

[groans] Argh!

Skull Pulverizer Punch!

[groans]

- [all cheering]
- She did it!

Gretel did it!

She's the
intergalactic champion!

I don't know why I did that.

He is covered
in very sticky goo.

Yeah!

Hey, the force field is down.

Let's go.

I made this for you, champion.

Oh, Cleb, I love it!

I knew you had it in you.

Thanks for believing
in me, Bailey.

- [Kevin] Gretel!
- Kevin!

I got my powers back.

I know,
I destroyed the pendant.

You did that for me?

You're my hero.

[alien 1] Congratulations.

You're one step closer
to maybe being able

to defend the Earth
from almost certainly
unstoppable evil.

Can you give us
any more details

about this
aforementioned evil?

[alien 1] All we can tell you
is that he is almost here

and his name
is Mordros the Annihilator.

Mordros the Annihilator?

No, not Mordros!
He's terrifying!

[all screaming]

[alien 2]
Good luck defeating him.
He is absolutely terrifying.

Oh, good. You're all alive.

- [all] Fred!
- Good to see you too.

- You made popcorn?
- I was stressed.

I literally didn't know
what else to do with myself.

I'll have some
stress popcorn. [gobbles]

Glad you came
to your senses, Kevin.

Stinks about you losing
the powers.

Well, in the end,
losing my powers
saved the day.

But I can't help but feel
like I'm forgetting something

[gasps] Oh, no!

Where are you, Super Guy?

Sorry, miss,
but I don't think he's coming.

I know. Wait, how do you know?

That's just something I say

to everybody sitting
by themselves on the bench.

[sighs]

[♪ theme music playing]

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ It's Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪