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03x09 - The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "H2O: Just Add Water". Aired: 7 July 2006 –; 16 April 2010.*
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Teenagers always feel different, but these three Australian girls really are different; they're mermaids!

03x09 - The Sorcerer's Apprentice

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THEME SONG: I've got a special
power that I'm

not afraid to use.

Come on, this is my adventure.

This is my fantasy.

It's all about living in the
ocean, being wild and free.

'Cause I'm no ordinary girl.

I'm from the deep,
blue underworld.

Land or sea, I've got the
power if I just believe.

'Cause I'm no ordinary girl.

I'm from the deep,
blue underworld.

Land or sea, the world's
my oyster.

I'm the pearl, no
ordinary girl.

[music playing]

-It just seems like such
a waste, that's all.

-I want you think of that
flask as plutonium, OK?

It's poisonous.

It's dangerous.

And it's liable to do an awful
lot of damage to you if you

stay in contact with it.

-Well, you're exaggerating.

Because it's just
water from here.

-Yes.

Yes, well, technically it is.

But we have to get rid of it
before the next full moon, in

case it turns into
another tentacle.

It's already attacked
you twice.

-All the more reason to find
out more about it.

Where's your scientific
curiosity?

-No more experiments.

It's going back.

It has to be done.

-It's so cool.

Please, can we keep it?

-No.

We're doing the right thing.

We have to keep you safe.

[water gurgling]

-All done.

-Good.

-Fancy a juice?

-Sure.

-Now, you be very good
and very careful.

-Dad, it's a sleepover,
not a rave party.

-OK, OK.

[phone ringing]

-Where are you going?

-What are you?

The police?

I'm going to Jesse's
for a sleepover.

Is that OK with you?

-I think Claire's just
concerned about you,

you know, going out.

It's not time.

-She lives next door.

-OK, well, it's not that
big a deal, then.

DON [OFFSCREEN]: Fred, well,
it'll be the first Saturday

game of golf we haven't
played in years.

Where am I supposed to
get another partner?

-Oh, Lewis will play.

-Oh, no he won't.

I don't play golf, besides
Cleo and I

spending time together.

-Go on.

It'll be fun.

-It's a matter of priorities,
Fred.

Say, you up for a
round, Lewis?

-A round what?

-A round of golf.

-Come on, for me, Lewis.

-Golf course is just down
the road, easy.

-Sure, yep.

OK, why not?

I'm sure it will be fun.

-It'll be much more
than that, Lewis.

Much more.

See, this is the magic
of golf, Lewis--

crisp early mornings, first
rays of sunlight.

-Yeah.

But you can see that from
your bed, though.

-[laughing]

That's very funny.

Here, give me that.

-Oh, no that's fine,
Mr. S. I got it.

-No, no, no.

It's all right.

Here on the golf course, Lewis,
we are all equal.

You can call me Don.

-OK, Don.

[musical ringtone]

-Hey, what's up.

-Oh, it's so early.

I need your help, both of you,
for a secret project.

-[MOANING It's way too early
for secret projects, Cleo.

-It's important, Rikki.

I promise.

You're going to be
really impressed.

-Really?

-Really.

Hey, um, also bring
a raincoat.

-Raincoat?

-Where's your raincoat?

-Why would I need a raincoat?

It's beautiful out there.

-I thought you might say that.

Right.

I think you might change your
mind when you see this.

-Impressive.

[water gurgling]

-Is that what I think it is?

-It's water from the waterfall
and water from the moon pool.

-Cleo, are you crazy?

That's the stuff that
attacked me.

-Yeah, but that was
one a full moon.

And today it's harmless.

And we are going to run a few
tests and see what affects our

powers afterward.

You watch it.

I'm going to go get
an eye dropper.

[music and gurgling]

[popping sounds]

-See, a driving wood is
that longer club.

-And that's important.

-It is if you want to
hit it a long way.

Just let the power
build through the

rhythm of the swing.

Well, it's not always perfect.

Take your time.

Don't let anyone rush you.

Everybody's got their
own body rhythm.

Right.

Good one.

[music playing]

LEWIS [OFFSCREEN]: Yo.

[music playing]

[gurgling]

[gurgling]

[sigh of relief]

[dripping and ominous music]

[knocking]

-Bella, come in.

You should see--

-Sorry, not Bella.

But I am looking for her.

We're doing this assignment
together.

Why are you wearing
a raincoat?

-Well, it might rain.

-Inside?

-OK, that, that, that
is unlikely.

RIKKI [OFFSCREEN]:
[SHOUTING] Cleo!

Cleo, hurry, now!

-I'm just going to go see
what Rikki wants.

You wait here.

Wait here.

RIKKI [OFFSCREEN]:
[SHOUTING] Cleo!

-That was uncool.

Will is downstairs.

And now he's wondering--

[squeals]

Hector?

[gurgling]

-Just don't try to force it.

Remember not to swing too far
back or too far forward.

-Yep, thanks Don.

-Upright.

-Yeah, sorry.

I'm fine.

I'm just going to hit it.

-Oh.

OK, just trying to help.

Remember you're only competing
against yourself.

[music playing]

-You're sure you haven't
played before.

-Yeah.

Yeah, no.

This is definitely
my first time.

-Nice shot.

-Thank you.

-Let's see if I can
get closer.

-Yeah, I thought that you said
that you're only competing

against yourself.

-True.

What?

Ugh.

Get those, Lewis.

-Yep.

[music playing]

-Oh, that's where it ended up.

Ah, that's a pity.

-That's golf.

You learn to take the
good with the bad.

LEWIS [OFFSCREEN]: Yeah.

Yeah, it could be worse.

It could have ended up
in the water, eh?

-You think this is
funny, Lewis?

-No, not really.

-Well, let's make it
serious, then.

Let's make it a contest.

-Oh, no, I don't think, I don't
think we need to do

that.

-Come on.

I'm already one shot down.

What are you scared of?

-I'm not scared.

-Good.

-Cleo, hey, it's me.

Um, I'm really not
enjoying this.

-Lewis.

I'm busy.

It's about Dad, not you.

No, no, no, you can't
get out of it.

Look, I've got to go.

Bye.

-That water's got a
mind of it's own.

-What did you do?

-It was your idea.

-Yeah, but not like that.

-Well, you're the best person
to deal with this.

Now, concentrate.

And push him into this.

-OK, I can do that.

-Good.

Good.

Good.

Got it.

CLEO [OFFSCREEN]: Rikki!

-Cleo?

RIKKI [OFFSCREEN]: [screaming]

Gently.

-Of course I'm being gentle.

It's Hector.

-Is everything OK?

I heard a scream.

-Guys, sorry I'm late.

-Bella.

-Bella.

Hey, um, can you go downstairs
and tell Bella to come

upstairs, please?

-Yeah, you do that, quickly.

-OK.

BELLA [OFFSCREEN]: Guys,
where are you?

Will.

What are you doing here?

-Uh, our assignment.

We were going to
compare notes.

RIKKI [OFFSCREEN]: Oh, no.

Come back.

CLEO [OFFSCREEN]: Watch out.

RIKKI [OFFSCREEN]: Watch out.

CLEO [OFFSCREEN]: It's OK.

-Notes.

Where did I leave them?

[music playing]

-Come on, Hector.

Got him.

Got him.

Oh, no, I haven't.

right Just keep him still.

[music playing]

-Aha.

At last.

It's OK.

You can calm down.

Ay-ay-ay.

Cleo, is the plug in or out?

-[squealing]

Oh no, Hector.

-What's going on here?

-[squealing]

-Come on, Don.

You can do it.

-Oh.

I can't believe it.

-Oh yeah, yes.

So, Don, that's my best shot.

I've got to tell Cleo.

That's fantastic.

-Are we playing golf or what?

-Yep.

-What are you notes
doing out here?

-They're not.

-And what's with all
the rain coats?

RIKKI [OFFSCREEN]: It
wasn't my fault.

CLEO [OFFSCREEN]: Well
it wasn't mine.

-You know, people would
think they're arguing.

CLEO [OFFSCREEN]:
Rikki, hurry.

-He's in the pipes.

-OK, and the pipes
come down here.

And then they must
run across here.

-All right.

OK.

We can do this.

Pull him out of there.

-How?

With the water feely
magic thing you do.

-OK.

OK.

-Well?

-I can feel him.

He's in there.

It's blocked.

I can't move him either way.

He's stuck.

-All right.

Well try again.

-I'll squish him.

It's the S-bend.

I can't move him through
the S-bend.

-Are you sure?

-He's not moving.

-OK, well, let's think.

Um, maybe we can flush
him down further.

-But--

-Or we'll just leave him there.

-Oh!

-Great.

-Oops.

-You could have tried
to catch me.

-Quick, he's moving again.

-That's fine.

I'm fine.

[music playing]

-It's not that big a deal.

It is just a game.

-Just play the ball.

[muttering]

-Bad luck, Don.

-I don't need you
to tell me that.

And don't call me Don.

-He's slipping away.

RIKKI [OFFSCREEN]:
He'll be OK.

-He's in the drainage
pipe, Riki.

He's used to nice,
clean water.

-Well, the water bubble will
be protecting him.

-He's going into the backyard.

-Cleo, don't panic.

We'll save him.

-I can't feel him anymore.

-It's a really nice backyard.

-It's a backyard.

[musical ringtone]

-Hi, Lewis.

Uh, no, Cleo is busy
at the moment.

But I'll let her know
that you've called.

Bye, Lewis.

[gurgling]

[dialing phone]

-[sniffling]

I've lost him.

-I guess all we can hope
is that Hector's

gone to a better place.

Do you want me to
say a few words?

[phone beeping]

-It's from Bella.

-Well?

-Oh.

-Will, oh, just the person
I was looking for.

I need a hand.

-Doing what?

-Uh, the kitchen tap is stuck.

-Is that your fish?

-Yep.

Right.

[wind chimes]

-The wind's picked up.

-Pull him back.

-Wow.

You are so strong.

-There was nothing wrong
with the tap.

-Not anymore, thanks to you.

You certainly have
saved the day.

I really don't know
how to thank you.

-You want me to go?

-Yes.

-But I--

I need to talk to Bella.

-Later?

-Rikki, we need you.

-What about our assignment?

-Um, can we reschedule?

-What's going on here?

-Uh, things are just a little
bit hectic here.

Cleo has plumbing problems.

-What?

-I'll see you later.

-Bye.

-Bye.

-[muttering]

Come on.

How hard could it be
to find a ball?

You can do this.

You can pull it together.

Find the ball, make the shot.

Just find the ball,
make the shot.

-Yes!

Yes!

DON [OFFSCREEN]: Come on,


And you're making a fool of
yourself in front of a kid.

Come on!

Stand there and concentrate.

And breathe.

You have experience.

You can do this.

It's got to be here somewhere.

-Hold on to him, Cleo.

-If he goes into the canal
he's gone for good.

-I still haven't found
my ball, Lewis.

-I just, I, I want to
show you something.

-A lost ball means
I drop two shots.

It doesn't matter, OK, at all.

Game over.

-Mr. S, do you know what?

You are right.

Golf is a wonderful game.

-Ugh.

You don't have to rub it in.

I'm prepared to concede.

-Come on.

-What's so important, Lewis?

-This.

That's your ball.

You got a hole in one.

What a shot.

DON [OFFSCREEN]: Mine?

Are you sure?

LEWIS [OFFSCREEN]: Yes.

Mr. S, it must have bounced
off one of the trees.

You won the game.

-A hole in one?

I've never got a hole
in one in my life.

LEWIS [OFFSCREEN]: Well,
congratulations.

-[cheering]

I'm going to have this mounted.

[SHOUTING] Hole in one!

Hole in one!

[laughing]

Hey, great game.

-Great game.

-Great game.

You played really well.

-I'm so glad to share
it with you.

-Hole in one.

Hole in one.

Hole in one here.

-OK, you're doing well.

Just a bit closer.

-No.

-Here.

-Yes!

-Is he all right?

-There you go.

-What is that?

-This?

It's a fish.

CLEO [OFFSCREEN]: My fish.

He likes to get out
occasionally.

So--

-Jelly?

CLEO [OFFSCREEN]: Uh--

-Now it's just water?

I've never seen anything
like it.

What was that stuff?

It looked like you did
something to it.

But that's not possible,
is it?

-So you're ready to finish
the assignment?

What is it about
you and water?

-Uh, what?

-There's something going
on here, Bella.

-There is?

-What was all that
about at Cleo's?

-I don't really know
what you mean?

-Why don't I believe you?

-Oh, um, you know, I just
remembered that I left my

notes at home.

-You did something back there.

You can tell me.

-It's like I told you.

Cleo's sister put her
fish in the canal.

We found it.

It's simple as that.

-Yeah?

I'll see you tomorrow.

-I remember when I finally
beat my dad at golf.

He was proud of me.

And he told me, don't let anyone
ever tell you you can't

do something.

-But Mr. S, I lost.

-Yes, [laughing]

today.

But you'll win, one day.

I've always told Cleo
the same thing.

If you want to do something,
don't let the

doubters stop you.

So, I'll see you, 6:00
AM next Sunday.

-You what?

-For our next round.

Got to give you the chance to
even the score, even if it

takes all year.

CLEO [OFFSCREEN]: Hey, Dad.

How was golf?

DON [OFFSCREEN]: [SHOUTING]
Hole in one.

Woo!

-I have to tell you something.

There you go, Hector.

Home, sweet home.

-Let me get this straight,
right.

So you decided to expand on some
of the magic water that

you kept hidden from me, which
you felt you needed to do

because I was being
unreasonable.

-Eh, pretty close.

-I'm sorry.

-Don't be sorry.

I shouldn't stifle you, Cleo.

I mean, things might go wrong.

-Way wrong.

-So what did you find out?

-That Ricky can't use her powers
on the water in an

enclosed space.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't single me out.

LEWIS [OFFSCREEN]: Hey, at
least it's something.

-Look, I promise I will put all
the remaining water back.

-OK.

And I will forget about all
of this as long as you

promise me one thing.

-What?

-That you get me out of playing
golf with your dad

ever again.

-OK.

Deal.

-Deal?

-Deal.

THEME SONG: We've got to stick
together, 'Cause the best

things come in threes.

I want it to last forever, all
the magic and fun at sea.

So come on, this is
our adventure.

There's no telling
where we'll go.

And all I want is just to
live amongst the H20!

'Cause I'm no ordinary girl.

I'm from the deep,
blue underworld.

Land or sea, I've got the
power if I just believe.

'Cause I'm no ordinary girl.

I'm from the deep,
blue underworld.

Land or sea, the world's
my oyster.

I'm the pearl, no
ordinary girl.

Come along.

It just gets better.

So much to do in just so little
time, 'cause it all

depends on whether you want to
leave the land above behind.

'Cause I'm no ordinary girl.

I'm from the deep,
blue underworld.

Land or sea, the world's
my oyster.

I'm the pearl, no
ordinary girl.