01x16 - Back to School/Bromance

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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

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Hey, guys. How was school?

Fun.
Quite illuminating.

Uh. Next question.

We had a math exam today.
Oh.

Why do I need math?

Tell me, please.
I'm a rock star.

Do I need it to count
the number of screaming fans?

How about ticket sales
or profit and loss,

revenue and expenses,
marketing--

Uh. Stop.

Look, Alvin, I know it's hard,
but it's important to get

a well-rounded education.
Why?

Because even if you're
a musician or a singer,

you know, who knows,
maybe in the future

you'll want to be a scientist,

or a writer, or a--
Postman.

Sure, if it makes you happy.

No, Dave. Postman.

Special delivery
for David Seville.

Sign here please.

Thanks.

Oh, no. This can't be right.

This is impossible.

Guys, I'll be right back.

Ooh. Mysterious.
Weird.

Oh. We're obviously going to
follow him, right?

Right.
Right.

What did you do wrong this time?

I don't know.
I can't remember everything.

Shh.

I'm afraid we only just
discovered that you failed math,

which means technically
you failed your year.

Are you saying I didn't graduate
from high school?

I'm afraid so.

You'll have to come back
to school and pass the class

in order to get your diploma.

The principal just told Dave
he... he didn't graduate.

Dave's a high school drop out?

And here he is telling me
the importance of an education.

[all yell]

[bell rings]

Is this the only school
that offers math?

Guys,
I'm not feeling well today.

Um, I think I'm gonna go home.

Oh, Dave,
you've got first day jitters.

Ha, just write yourself
an excuse.

Alvin's afraid
you'll embarrass us.

Don't worry,
I've already thought about that.

You won't even know I'm there.

Come on, Dave.

Don't want to be late
for your first day of class.

Oh.

All right, class. Quiet.

Settle down.

Today I'd like you all
to welcome our new student,

David Seville.

Hey.

David, would you like to come up

and tell the class a little bit
about yourself?

No, he wouldn't.
I wasn't speaking to you, Alvin.

No, thank you, Miss Smith.

All right then, let's begin.

Alvin, perhaps you would like
to show the class

how to solve last night's
homework assignment.

Perhaps I wouldn't.
Alvin.

But you did the math homework,
am I right?

Yeah.

Well, n-not exactly.

All right, no, no, I didn't.
What?

I don't understand it.

I told him I would help.

You can't help me.

I would if you would
pay attention.

You told me you finished
your homework.

I did. Except for math.

Alvin.

Way to keep a low profile,
David.

You better be going up
to finish your math.

All right. Here we go.

2x minus-- Oh.

[gasps]

Focus, Dave.

Okay, so if, um,

negative 32 equals
x plus three...

So... What's x?

Hmm. I-I wonder who won.

[yells]

Oh, I didn't see you there,
Simon.

Are you making dinner tonight,
because--

Dinner. Of course.
I'll do it right now.

But it's not for three hours.

I was just wondering if we-- Hm.

All right, class.
Open your math book to page 43.

David, would you like to show
the class

how you worked out
equation five?

Oh, uh. No, thank you.
Well, do it anyway.

Miss Smith,
I'm really not comfortable--

I don't care
if you're comfortable,

I asked you to come up here.

I don't want to.
Oh, you don't want to?

That's not how it works here,
David.

Now at least try
or go to detention.

Where's detention?

Oh, I'll take you there.

You don't have to walk me.

I'm going there anyway.

Why?
Why? How should I know?

It's what she does.
And for no good reason.

That's what I've been trying
to tell you.

Miss Smith, I just want to say--
No talking.

No, no, I,
I just want you to know--

No talking.
Yes, but my reason for--

No talking!

That's not nice, Alvin.
Give me the note.

No, no, I couldn't,
I, uh, father, son stuff.

Give me the note!

Awesome.

I was just trying to apologize
to Miss Smith

and she wouldn't listen
to what I--

Exactly. Exactly.
She never listens.

Then I had to eat the note
because Alvin--

Stop the chatter
and open your math books.

[BOTH]
Ugh.

So did you guys make
any headway?

Okay, Simon, I'm gonna lay
some truth on ya.

Dave and I are cut
from the same cloth.

We're both creative types, see?
We're not math geeks

or mathematicians
or pencil pushers.

We're more, yeah, artistic twins
who at times,

yes, of course,
get on each other's nerves,

that's what, you know,
like-minded people do,

but at other times share
a deep connection that's...

that's crazy.

I mean, after all,
we share the same DNA.

T-T-Twins? DNA?

Alvin,
do you even know what DNA is?

Oh, yes, I do.
Don't No Arithmetic.

Don't know arithmetic? A-Are you
craz-- That's so not-- Whoa.

The point is, we've never
been closer, and I love it.

So good night.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Get me out of ♪

♪ Get me out of here ♪

♪ Trapped in this padded cell ♪

♪ There's no getting out ♪

♪ Where am I? I can't tell ♪

♪ No one hears me shout ♪

♪ I'm locked inside ♪

♪ As they stain my mind ♪

♪ I can't stay anyway ♪

♪ Yeah, I gotta get away ♪

♪ Get me out of here ♪

[singing indistinctly]

♪ Get me out of here ♪

♪ I can't stay anyway ♪

♪ Yeah, I gotta get away ♪

♪ Get me out of here ♪

[SIMON] David?
Huh? What's wrong?

You. You're wrong.

Honestly, Dave, you should be
ashamed of yourself.

Ashamed.

Teachers have it tough enough
Tough enough.

without troublemakers
like you and Alvin.

Troublemakers.

Okay, thank you, Theodore.

Anyway, David,
for your information,

some of us want to learn and
some of us actually like math.

Like math.

But you seem
more interested in--

in being the poster boy
for bad behavior.

Bad behavior.
Not cool.

But I--
Not cool.

Theodore, please. Anyway, Dave,
what kind of an example

are you setting for Alvin
and the rest of the kids?

I'm very disappointed in you,
Dave.

Very disappointed.

[groans]
I'm not trying to be bad.

I just don't understand math.

Well, that's why I'm--
[clears throat]

Yeah, of course.
We're here.

Now,
open your book to page 43.

Now, Dave, if you subtract
from the quotient...

[blows whistle]
[yells]

So, it only stands to reason,
that we're--

He's sleeping with one eye.

[blows whistle]
[yells]

Dave, Dave. We're not going
to move on until you understand.

Math is reasoning. It's logical.

It's like a puzzle.
The pieces all fit together--

[blows whistle]
I was listening.

Oh, sorry.

All right, David, wake up.

David?
Huh?

Would you like to give me
the answer to this problem?

Shh. He's old. He needs his nap.

Huh? Oh, oh. sure.

What?

Excellent.

[applause]

[bell rings]

That was lucky, huh?

Pulling that answer
out of your hat.

No, I actually knew the answer,
Alvin.

Simon was really helpful
last night.

Oh. Well, anyway, shall we
mosey on over to detention?

Well, I don't have detention
today, but I'll see you later.

Cool, cool.
Okay, but don't forget,

it's our final episode
of the series tonight.

I'll make popcorn.

Alvin, tonight we're going to
study our math.

It's actually kinda fun
once you get the hang of it.

Fun?

[sighs]

[♪♪♪]

So start with something
easy-ish.

Got it.

You all know your parts, right?

I'm just going to repeat
what you say.

No, no, no, Theodore.

Okay,
I'll repeat what Dave says.

Here he comes.

I don't know, Simon.
I just don't remember anything.

I need you to go over it again.

Okay, okay,
not to worry.

We'll start from the beginning.
Now, what's seven times eight?

Um, oof. Not sure.

Um... Fifty-six?

[SIMON]
The answer is 56.

So if you have 56 skateboards

and Derek the bully
shoves you in a trash can

and then steals 18
of your skateboards

and his low-life bully pals take
half of what you've got left--

Ahem, anyway,
how many do you have?

Hmm. Could--
Could you repeat that?

Uh, 19!

Who said that?
I did.

Oh, thank you, Alvin.

Well, maybe you can help explain
it to Dave.

I need a break.
Okay, okay, no problem.

Dave,
let's start with an easier one.

Well, I have to say, both of you
have really improved --

Oh-oh, yes.

Somebody crushed
their math test.

Oh, yeah.

He got a C-,
but that's an improvement.

But David--
Look at my grade.

Alvin, quiet!

David, I think you're ready
to take your big exit exam.

Really?

[bell rings]

So?

Well, guess who passed.

[ALL]
Yes!

[doorbell rings]
Hey, girls.

[ALL]
Congratulations!

Woo woo.
Who's officially a graduate?

Thank you.
Okay, bring in the balloons.

What's going on?

Alvin planned a graduation party
for you.

Party?
Yeah. Better get changed.

In an hour you'll have 300
students celebrating with you.

No. No, no celebrating.
Excuse me.

Could you guys put the chocolate
fountain over there?

Hold on. No. Uh, Wait guys.

Take the balloon-- Alvin!

Oh, oh, can I play?

Sorry, Theodore.

Alvin and I
are at the final level

against the Grand General
of the Undead Army,

and if all goes well today,
we'll beat them.

That's what you said yesterday
and the day before and the day--

I know. I know.
But today I really--

[screaming]
Flying squirrel attack!

Yeah. Gotcha.
Alvin.

Remember I said no more
flying squirrel attacks.

I told you I hate when you jump
out of nowhere like that.

That's the point. What fun would
it be if you saw me coming?

"Oh, there you are, Alvin."
"Yep, yeah.

Here I come, Simon, look out."
"That's really scary."

Whatever.
Take a seat, my compadre,

and get your game face on.

Today we have an army to defeat.

[beeping]
Ooh, no can do, Simon.

I've got a basketball game
in 10 minutes.

No, no, no, no.
You're flaking on me, again?

This is like the tenth time.

Don't hate me
'cause I'm popular.

Well, um, I'm--
Here you go, Theodore.

I'll just work
on my science project.

Yeah, well, thanks for asking me
to help with your army.

'Cause I didn't want to anyway.

Flying squirrel attack!
Ah!

Alvin. I already said no more
flying squirrel attacks.

You almost ruined my replica

of the International
Space Station.

Oh, no. Not the replica of the
International Space Station.

Oh, no, what was I thinking?

I call shotgun!

[bell ringing]

I just need to get a few books
from my locker.

Flying squirrel attack!
Ah!

Oops.

The whole flying squirrel
attack, you know, it's--

I can see why Mr. Dodson
didn't find it hilarious.

I-I thought
I was jumping onto Simon.

That's of course no excuse.

It's playing in the halls and
you know we don't do that here.

Calm down, Alvin.

You're not in trouble.

I signed you up to give a school
tour to one of our new students.

What? Oh, Brittany,
you know I hate doing those.

Oh, you do? Oopsie.

I must've forgotten.

Okay. So, you know, lockers,

classrooms, uh, floors.
Uh, cafeteria.

You know, uh, pretty much,
that's-- That's about it.

Uh, where do the cool kids
hang out?

Huh?
Gentleman, hall passes?

Oh, no,
you caught us red-handed.

Or did you? Bam!

Hall pass!
Are you guys brothers?

I've never met this guy before
in my life.

Right, isn't he hilarious?

In any event, I was just on my
way to the Science Center, so...

What? This is perfect.
Jamie just asked about that.

Uh, no, man, I actually didn't.

No, no, no,
see this is so perfect.

Take Jamie with you.
He's dying to see it.

Well, I can show you my
International Space Station.

Cool.

So, what if instead
of solar panels,

you replaced it with like
a dark matter converter?

That's a genius idea.

But I don't know how to make it.

Do you think
we can figure it out?

[ALVIN]
Simon, good news.

Guess who's social calendar
just opened up?

Would you care to finish
our game tomorrow?

Huh? Uh, hold on, Alvin,
hold on. I'm busy.

Oh, come on.
Since when did you get busy?

You're available all the time.

Ha, ha, ha. What?

[laughing]

[phone chimes]

Is this going to go on
all night?

No, no, no, no. I just have to
send one more text to Jamie.

Jamie this. Jamie that.

Who is this guy?

[♪♪♪]

Oh, uh, sorry, Theodore.

Simon and I are playing
for the championship.

Oh, Simon!
Come and get your butt kicked.

Oh, sorry, Alvin.
I made plans with Jamie.

Plans? What?

I figured you'd just cancel
on me as usual.

Sorry, Alvin. Gotta run.

[♪♪♪]

♪ You are the one and only ♪

♪ You are the one
Who knows me ♪

♪ Been through the highs
Been through the lows ♪

♪ You are the only one
Who knows ♪

♪ Who I am ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ No matter if the skies
Are grey or blue ♪

♪ I'll be right here
For you without you ♪

♪ Win or lose ♪

♪ 'Cause you've been my friend
For so long ♪

♪ And you know
That it's the truth ♪

♪ I'll be right there
With you ♪

Huh, I didn't know your brother
was one of the cool kids.

Huh? Oh, yeah. Um, hey, listen,

wanna go to the science fair
this weekend?

Aw, man, I wish I could.

My dad's making me
take dance classes

to learn better social skills.

Wait,
could you take 'em with me?

I bet we could meet
tons of cute girls.

D-Dance class? Ugh.

Uh, uh, well, um, sure.

Awesome!

Uh, do you think
that your brother

would want to take 'em with us?

No, no, no, no, no. Alvin? N-No.

So who's this Jamie kid you're
gonna take dance class with?

He's a really good guy, Dave.

In fact, he's the best friend
I've ever had.

All right, well here's
a check for the dance classes.

Cool, thanks.

[BOTH]
Big bang, science g*ng, yeah.

So my dad got tickets
to the premiere

of Planets Collide tomorrow.
You wanna go?

Are you kidding? Yes. Oh, my G--

Oh. Wait a minute. No.

We've got our first dance class
tomorrow, remember?

Yeah.
Uh, my dad changed his mind.

Ha. So I don't have to go.

Oh, well, my dad already paid.
I-I can't just...

Oh, man, I'm sorry.
I forgot to tell you.

It's okay.

I don't want
to take dance classes.

Then why are you taking them?

I did it for Jamie.

I already know how to dance.

Hey, Alvin! Wait up.

Oh, guess who's going
to the premiere

of Planets Collide?
Excuse me?

Jamie said
you didn't want to go.

No, no, no, no.

It's because I'm going
to dance class.

So...what? You want to?

Yes, I'd like to, but I can't.

Ugh. Forget it.

I'm late for dance class.

Dance class?

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Little sailor boy ♪

♪ Your ship's coming home ♪

So boys,
was the movie a hoot?

Tell me all about it.

Simon would have loved it.

Yeah, but I liked
hanging out with you.

Ooh. Mom, can I sleep over
at Alvin's house?

Whoa, whoa.
Let me see what Simon's doing.

One, two, hold and...

It's about time, Jamie-- Oh.

It's from Alvin.

"Jamie wants a sleep over.
You around?"

In other words,
will you take care of my chores,

while I sleep over
at your best friend's?

Well, I'm not falling for that.

I'm busy.

Um. Oh, oh.
Practicing your dancing?

No, no, no, Theodore. I'm going
to come up with something great.

Oh, I've got it.
Okay, now, Simon,

just think of the perfect way
to say this.

Sorry, Alvin, but I am at a...

Hm, hm, oh, oh,
really cool friend's home.

Yeah, that'll do it.

For a sleep over. Oh, bam.

And unavailable for anything.

That's it, take that, buster.

And send.

Wh-What do you think, Theodore?

Uh, it-- It's good.

Oh, looks like Simon's
at a friend's house tonight.

Um, let's make it another night.

Oh, come on.

No, no, don't beg.
Don't beg, Jamie.

That is not the way
I raised you.

I'm sure Alvin would love
to have you sleep over.

Oh.

[WOMAN] Now, Jamie,
remember your manners.

[JAMIE]
Mom.

What are they doing here?

I gotta hide. I gotta hide.

I'm supposed to be
at a sleep over.

[muttering]

Oh, oh,
what are you guys doing here?

Jamie's sleeping over.

Uh, Jamie, why don't you
take Simon's bed?

Okay.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Flying squirrel attack!

Jamie, it's gotta be
more strategic than that.

We've been over this.
Bam! You just lost, my friend.

I don't wanna
play this game anymore.

All right, um, let's play ball.

The first one to bounce it
off this wall

and make it in the basket
ten times,

gets the other guy's allowance.
You first.

[grunts]

Ah, tough break, Jamie.

Come on, first one to get it,
gets an extra point.

[Alvin laughs]

Now,
let me show you how it's done.

h*-h*-h*, yes!

That's one for me.

No! Wait.

Uh, look. Look at this.

Look. See this.

Oh. Cool.
Right.

Oh, very, very cool,
Theodore.

Um, hey, hey,
Jamie, get the ball, huh?

Oh.

[grunts]

Ah!

Look! Look! Outside!

It-- It's... horrible.

It's...
Where?

Oh, you just missed it.

[groans]

[♪♪♪]

[clattering]
Huh?

Oh.

Ah, flying squirrel attack!

Ah!

Now, that's strategic.

Jamie, Jamie, you okay, buddy?

No.
Yeah, you are.

No, I'm not.
I'm calling my mom.

I can assure you, Jamie will not
be visiting here again.

And you are nuttier than
a jar of peanut butter

if you think Jamie is giving
your son his allowance.

Oh, okay.

My point is, you deserve
a better friend than Jamie.

He's a jerk.

I can't blame him for wanting
to spend more time with you.

He just liked me
'cause he thought

I was one of the cool kids.

But you are more fun.

Simon, the only one
having fun with me, is me.

I'm selfish, obnoxious,
reckless, insensitive.

Need I go on?
Please, no.

Good. 'Cause I was kind of
hurting my own feelings.

Anyway, if Jamie doesn't get
how cool you are,

then he's the wrong
kind of friend.

Yeah.
Thanks, guys.

You know,
I feel a little better.

Good night.

Good night, Simon.

[ALVIN]
Flying squirrel attack!

[SIMON & THEODORE]
Ah! Alvin!

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪