01x18 - Going Green/Tattle Tail

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out
'Cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while
But ♪

♪ We're back with style
So ♪

♪ Get set
To have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
And satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

[♪♪♪]

So, what does the eco-meter
say today?

Have we saved
energy?

Heh, heh, well,
kudos all around.

We've reduced our energy
consumption by exactly...

26 percent.

[cheering]

Oh, does that mean we're going
to win the Going Green contest?

Heh, well, baring something
completely unexpected,

absolutely!

h*, h*! Hawaii,
here we come!

Uh, everyone, if I could
have your attention.

Jeanette has something
to tell you.

Uh, okay,
so, I, um...

I told this girl I know,
Pamela Glockenslocker,

about the Going Green contest
we were doing.

The one we had in the bag?
Underline, "had"

Anyway, she told her mom
and her mom told the school,

and now,
any family in the school

that wants to participate in
the competition, can!

Heh, heh,
isn't that great?

Okay! All right, let me try
to put this all together.

This Pamela girl,

who has a reputation of being
a fierce competitor

and an expert
on energy conservation,

just reduced our chances of
winning by, what...a thousand?

Yeah,
but now, more families

will reduce
their carbon footprint

and be more aware of how
they can help the environment.

It's-it's a win-win!

Jeanette, it's only a win-win
for the winner!

What? No. No. S-Simon? You can
see this is good news, right?

Well, to be honest, I was
looking forward to Hawaii.

Exactly!
That's right!

Me too!
Hmm...

Okay.
Here's what we need to do!

Crush Pamela Glockenslocker!

It's time to go eco-extreme!

Oh, yeah!
She is goin' down!

No, no!
No one is going down!

Planetary awareness is going up!
Woo hoo! Yay planet!

[silence]

Hum... I'm talking
to myself here. Not good.

[♪♪♪]

Theodore,
what are you doing?

Um, getting some almonds
and an orange.

Theodore, Theodore.

The more times you open
the refrigerator,

the more times that precious
energy is wasted, gone!

And the further we are
from winning the contest.

So, so I really need you
to remember this,

before you open
the refrigerator door,

think about what you need,
really need!

Uhh...

Hey! He-he took the orange
and the almonds!

[♪♪♪]

♪ Take the first step ♪

♪ One foot at a time ♪

♪ You'll see how far
We can go ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go ♪

♪ You never know what's next ♪

♪ You could find a diamond ♪

♪ On the way wherever we go ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go
Go, go ♪

♪ See the picture inside ♪

♪ It keeps running over
My night where ♪

♪ Everybody's walking
On the same road ♪

♪ And the road is open wide ♪

♪ Everybody's side by side ♪

♪ I can't do this on my own ♪

♪ And we go
One step at a time ♪

♪ One last pedal ride ♪

♪ We can make it happen ♪
♪ Make it ♪

♪ Unknown, I feel small ♪

♪ With you, I am tall ♪

♪ We're giants in action ♪

♪ We're giants in action ♪

Oh, guys.

Our Eco-meter says we've reduced
our carbon footprint in half.

Seriously? Oh, it wasn't
even that hard!

Oh, oh!
That is great!

I'll bet we're crushing
our competition!

Annihilating them!
Rawr!

No, no. That's not the point
of this competition.

Uh Jeanette, that's the point
of every competition.

Brittany, you'll back me up,
right?

W-Where's Brittany?

She's, uh, you know, just trying
to find out where we stand

with other families in
the competition.

She's spying?
Why didn't I think of that?

No, no, she's not spying!
At least, I hope not.

[panting]
Guys!

I did a little spying...
[groans]

...and I found out

that Pamela's family's carbon
footprint is half of ours!

[ALL] [in unison]:
What?

Oh, yeah, they are in it
to win it!

Well, so are we. We'll just
have to do better.

Oh, I can't do better!

[crying]
I'm not even drying my hair!

Well, someone is.
We heard the hair dryer.

Oh, you can hear that? Oh.

Guys, come on now,

if the Glockenslockers
can do it, so can we.

That's right!
That's right!

Game on,
Glockenslockers!

[ALVIN] Everyone,
conserve your energy.

I'm hungry.

[gasps]
Don't open the refrigerator!

Oh, okay.

Where are you going?

Just a little walk.
Please!

No one is walking
anywhere!

Guys, if we walk,
we sweat.

If we sweat, we need a shower.
If we need--

Fine!

[ALL]
Turn off the light!

[sighs]
All right. I'll be in my room.

[thudding]
[DAVE] Ow! Ooh! Ugh!

[♪♪♪]

[clanging]

[gasps]
[whispers] What is it?

[whispers]
Someone's outside!

[clanging continues]
[all scream]

It could be the wind. Right?

Or not.

[gasps] It stopped.
Let's check it out.

[crashing]
[CHIPMUNK 1] That's my foot!

[CHIPMUNK 2] Sorry.
[CHIPMUNK 3] Come on, guys!

[clanging continues]

It sounds like it's coming
from the trash can outside.

[all scream]

[gasps]
What was that?

Are they
still out there?

Quiet!

[light clicks on]
[all scream]

Guys, guys, it's only
the neighbor's security light.

[all sigh]

Look!

[♪♪♪]

It could have been raccoons.
Maybe, I don't know.

Eleanor. Don't be ridiculous!
It was the Glockenslockers!

Oh, they're crafty
all right. Mighty crafty.

Alvin, what are you
trying to say?

Simon, isn't it obvious?

They scare us
in the middle of the night,

and we have to turn on
the lights!

Using more energy!

h*, h*! Pamela Glockenslocker,
the gloves are off!

[groans]

[♪♪♪]

[gasps]

There's Pamela! Look!

[gasps]
She's giving us the stink eye!

Oh, oh! That's not
a stink eye.

This is a stink eye!

Oh, I couldn't see you! Hi!

Oh! Can you believe her?
She said she couldn't see us!

I don't think she could.

Oh, come on!
[gasps]

Here she comes.

[♪♪♪]

So remember. We need
to know as much as possible.

Who she is, where she goes,

what she does
and how she does it.

All right? And... Break!

♪ We could make a big dent
We could make a big dent ♪

♪ Actions like sirens ♪

♪ They scream wherever we go ♪
♪ Wherever we go ♪

♪ We could be the best yet
Be the best yet ♪

♪ While slowly climbin' ♪

♪ On the way
To wherever we go ♪

♪ Go, go, go, go
Go, go ♪

[camera shutter clicks]

♪ Go, go, go, go
Go, go ♪

[camera shutter clicks]

Oh! These pictures
tell us nothing!

Well, now that's not
totally true.

She's an extremely
healthy eater,

uses cloth shopping bags
instead of plastic,

and is seriously
eco-friendly.

She must be onto us!

She's playing with us,
I tell ya,

like a cat plays
with a mouse.

[sighs]
I-I can't listen to this.

So-so what do we do?

We strike back
and see if Miss Pamela

is as eco-friendly
as she says she is.

[♪♪♪]

Oh, h*. There it is!

Jeanette? Can I talk to you?

[♪♪♪]

[gasps]
Jeanette's bringing Pamela here!

[door closes]
[gasps] What?

Did you guys steal Pamela's
trash can last night?

What? No!

Why would you even ask that?
Ha, ha! Random.

Ah, please! I mean, what would
we want with her trash?

Is that it?

Oh, that trash can?

Yeah, well, I mean,
we didn't see your name on it.

Yeah, have you got any
documentation of ownership?

My neighbor's camera
caught this on tape.

[beeps]

[screams]

Theodore! Grab my arm!
Aaah!

Oh, no!

[gasps] Emergency evacuation!
Everyone evacuate!

[phone beeps]

Yeah, so there's a vague
resemblance. What's your point?

Okay. Stop!
This is humiliating!

No more humiliating than her
looking through our trash!

What?

Oh, oh,
Miss I'm So Innocent!

Well, I just had
our neighbor email me

footage from
his security camera!

Take a look at this!

[raccoons chittering]
Uh...

That's a raccoon.

What?

Ha-ha-ha! Will ya look at that,
Yeah, cute little raccoon.

I didn't know the raccoons
were in this competition.

Ahem, please accept
our apologies,

by taking this trash can
as a gift from all of us.

Yes. It's quite-quite
a gift.

He means we'll please push your
trash can back to-to your house.

[reluctantly]
Thanks.

And the winner of this year's
first Going Green Contest is...

envelope please.

Pamela Glugens... Glogen...

Uh, Pamela!

[crowd applauds]
Life is so unfair.

Oh, you said it.

Maybe you can win
next year.

But really, it's a way
of life, guys.

You know, something
to apply every day.

Oh, she's right!

Athletes don't just
practice

a week before the big game.

They do it
all year round!

Right. Right. So we recycle
everything we can!

Yeah, yeah. And unplug
everything we're not using.

Yes! We are
totally gonna crush her!

Oh, she's goin' down!

No, no! Stop.

Yeah, that's right Pamela,
you better run!

What?
Hey! Hi!

Oh, she definitely
heard that...

[singsongy]
Awkward.

[groans]

[bell rings]

[ALVIN]
So, I pick Vanessa up at 7,

we dine of course
at Le Cafe,

where I have reserved
the prime window table.

There I order
the special of the day,

have a light touch of lemon
sorbet for dessert,

then Dave will drop us off
at the school dance by 8:15.

Ha. Oh. And that is
my romantic date with Vanessa.

Whoa. I am
impressed, Alvin.

You're
really prepared.

Well,
you bet I am.

Now all I have
to do is um...

ask her.

Hm, ah.
There she is.

The girl of my dreams.

What happens
if she says no?

Oh, please.

I'm debonair, I'm suave.
I will sweep her off my feet.

Her feet!

Well, oh, Vanessa!
Hey, how ya doing?

And, and-- Whoa, what--
What a pretty bird?

Yep. Meet Birdie.
Birdie, meet Alvin!

Well, how ya doing Birdie? And
aren't you a pretty birdie.

[squawks]
Oh, he likes you. Ha, ha.

So, what's up?

Well, well, that is so funny
you would ask that.

Because, you know,
I was wondering--

Whoa, those are
intimidating eyes, Birdie.

Um. Anyway Vanessa, um, I
planned this amazing night out

for the school dance and--
And then I realized

that well, the only thing
I was missing was you.

So would you go with me?
Oh, please say yes.

Yes! Yes! Wait. No.
I-I can't but--

I mean. Uh. Maybe!

Yes. No. Maybe?

Any chance you could
narrow that down?

I really want
to go with you, Alvin.

You're so cute and nice
and funny and charming.

So what's the problem?

Derek asked me too. And...

Well, I just don't know
who to go with!

I like you both.
Oh, oh, okay.

And then-- And then she said,

"I need the weekend
to think about it!"

W-What kind
of answer is that?

Well, just, you know,
just a crazy guess,

but, I would say, hers.

And then, and then,
if that's not bad enough,

she puts me and Derek
in the same league? Derek!

How could she even consider
going out with that

mi-- muh-- min--
miserable meanish fellow.

What if you baby sat Birdie?
Vanessa might like that.

Theodore, can't you see I'm
in a-- in a whole rage here?

What are you talking about?

Look. I-It's in
the school newspaper.

"Need pet sitter to watch
my Birdie for the weekend.

Must be loving
and responsible. Vanessa."

Oh, oh! This is perfect!

She'll see I'm the spectacular
person that I am and bam!

We're going to the dance

and Derek is sitting
alone in the dark. Yes!

Thank you, Theodore!
Muah, muah, muah.

Fellas, say
hello to Birdie

or as I call him,
my ticket to the school dance!

He's cute!

This is a myna bird.

T-They're very intelligent
and they can even repeat words.

Really? Whoever heard
of talking animals?

Oh, Birdie, Birdie,
can you say something?

[squawks]

Hmmm. Lame.
You know Theodore,

your idea of taking care
of this bird was so fantastic,

I'm going to give you the honor
of watching him all weekend!

Oh boy!

Oh, oh, oh! You are not going to
lay this on Theodore.

Lay this on Theodore?

Well I never.

Here I am trying to teach
my little brother

how to be responsible
and now that's a negative?

Alvin, what are
you gonna do

if Vanessa finds out who
really took care of Birdie?

Oh. Okay Theodore,
um, gimme the bird.

All right! Who ate
the last cookie?

Not me.
[squawks]

Theo ate cookie.
Last one.

All good!

Thanks a lot, Birdie.
I thought you couldn't talk.

[♪♪♪]

[squawks]

Lights out! Lights out!
No reading!

Shhh. Birdie.
Shhh. It's okay.

Good night, Simon.
Good night!

Birdie, please just stay.

All right?

[♪♪♪]

[BIRDIE]
Hello? Hello? Hello!

Uh? Birdie?
[snores]

Birdie! WW-Who
put you here?

Simon. Simon.

[snoring]

Oh, give it up Simon.
I know you're faking.

But, but I can't believe
you kicked Birdie out!

What if Birdie told Vanessa?

Oh that's--
That's right. Sorry.

I hadn't thought of that.
Blabber mouth.

[tweets]

[♪♪♪]

Remember Alvin, no playing
outside until chores are done.

Done? Of course they're done.
I did them ages ago.

Time to kick
some zombie butt!

Time to kick some zombie butt.

What are you saying, Birdie?

H-He's just jabbering,
that's all.

You know,
that's what he does.

"Alvin what's up, Alvin
what's up." He loves me. Ha.

Birdie, did Alvin do his chores?

Can't do chores. Zombies
are eating my brains!

Alvin?

Wait, wait. Did I say
I did do my chores?

Oh, I meant that
I will do my chores.

Well, while you do that,
the girls can watch Birdie.

Simon's right.
You are a blabber mouth!

Yep!

Simon, I just don't understand
why you won't help me

clean the room?
It's just a simple job.

If it's that simple,
you won't need help.

[squawk]
Okay Birdie, go back to Alvin.

Already?
Yeah.

'Cause you can't say
a word around that bird!

He repeats everything!

Someone's a little sassy because
she got caught in a lie.

Well, I'm not the only one.
Birdie blabbed on you too.

Uh! She was
so busted.

Uh! I was going to tell you!

[BRITTANY]
Ha. Yeah like I believe that!

Oh, you are not making any
friends around here, mister.

[tweets]
Hey. Hey, h-h-he smiled.

No, no, Alvin, no he didn't.
Because Birds don't smile.

Well, he did! And it was
an evil smile.

Like he was snickering
or even cackling at us!

Okay, Dave. I've done my
homework and my room is clean.

So now, can I go
sh**t some hoops?

Oh yeah, absolute--
Oh, oh, wait, wait.

Did you clean out
the basement?

I asked you last week.

Well, I do remember,

and even better than
that I already did it.

Yuck! This place
is a mess!

I'm not
cleaning this up!

Y-You mean our basement?

Oh, oh I am so-- I thought you
meant Mrs. Miller's basement.

Busted. Crrr!

Okay, Birdie!

You are spending
the rest of the day alone!

I'm so lonely.
You're so mean!

Birdie, Birdie, come on now,
don't repeat that to Vanessa.

Crrr! Alvin's a hater!
Alvin hates Birdie!

That is not true!

It sure is!
That's a fact, Jack!

Unh, unh! Help!

Simon, Simon.
Birdie thinks I hate him!

I-If he tells
Vanessa, I'm toast!

What do I do?

Is it true?
Do you hate Birdie?

[muttering]
You know...

[whispers]
Follow my lead.

[normal voice]
Um, Alvin, didn't you tell me

you were taking Birdie out today
you know to have a great time!?

Of course I was, um, and I mean,
I am going to now. Come on!

Alvin hates Birdie.
Silly Birdie. Birdie silly.

Ha, ha, Alvin love,
love Birdie.

Love Birdie!

[BIRDIE]
Liar.

[♪♪♪]

♪ There'll be good times
And some bad ♪

♪ Problems everybody has ♪

♪ On the way to learning
Who we are, who we are ♪

♪ There'll be right ways
And mistakes ♪

♪ On the road
Everyone takes ♪

♪ On the way to learning
Who we are, who we are ♪

♪ There'll be bad days
On the way, on the way ♪

♪ To believin', Is
Monday through Fridays like ♪

♪ The lessons
We learn in life ♪

♪ Then when we, we get it right
It's the weekend ♪

♪ Put the past behind
It's done ♪

♪ Forgive and forget
Come on ♪

♪ Let's me and you
Have some fun ♪

♪ Like the weekend ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh
Oh, oh ♪

♪ It's the weekend ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh ♪

And for dessert we have
a super delicious,

organic bird seed from
the Farmer's Market!

Mm-hm.

Pouah!

So, have you
won him over?

Ah, I sure hope so.

'Cause I've been chewing that
bird seed like no tomorrow.

So Birdie? Who loves you
most in the whole wide world?

[♪♪♪]

Alvin loves Birdie.
Alvin so nice.

Ha-ha-ha. Yes! Yes!

So does Birdie
still hate you?

[♪♪♪]

You are a blabber mouth!

Oh, you are not making any
friends around here, mister.

You are spending
the rest of the day alone!

Alone, alone, alone!

Alvin such a hater!

Oh, no!

This little doodad just
might hypnotize Birdie

into believing you like him.

Oh thanks, Simon.

Alvin loves Birdie.
Alvin loves Birdie.

Alvin adores Birdie.

Crrr. Alvin feed birdie.
Alvin feed birdie.

Must feed birdie.
Must feed birdie.

Alvin. Alvin!
Snap out of it!

[snapping fingers]

H-H-He was in my head!

I-It was terrible!
All right, all right.

W-We'll just go to plan B.

Ha, ha! May I present plan E!

What happened
to B, C and D?

They crashed and burned.
Behold!

[BIRDIE] [on device] Birdie bad!
Birdie mean! Birdie tattle tale!

This I find
is fascinating Alvin,

because you're basically
rewriting his neurological

synapses replacing
your imprint with Derek,

thus creating, you know,
in essence, a false mem--

Yeah, yeah.
You know whatever.

All I know is Vanessa will
think Derek hates Birdie.

And-- And not me.

That's not right Alvin.

Derek hasn't
even met Birdie.

Aah. What's the use?

Birdie's gonna tell Vanessa
how terrible I am anyway

and then she'll just gonna
go to the dance with Derek.

She'll never know how much
I-I really like her.

[♪♪♪]

[bell rings]

[BIRDIE] Nessa! Nessa!
Birdie!

I missed you so much!

Did you have
fun with Alvin?

Vanessa, um. There's
something you should know.

Birdie is gonna
tell you that--

Alvin likes Nessa!

[whistles]

You're so pretty.
Crrr.

You do?

Um. Yeah. Yeah, yeah I do.
I-I really do. A-- A lot!

Why didn't you tell me?

I would've said yes
a long time ago.

Oh, oh, oh, does this mean
you'll go to the dance with me?

Pick me up at 7. Bye.

And you, mister.

Best wingman ever!

Crrr. Best wingman ever.
Oh yeah!

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪