01x19 - Super Heroes/She's Got Style

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out
'Cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while
But ♪

♪ We're back with style
So ♪

♪ Get set
To have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
And satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

[Dave playing piano]

[THEODORE] The superhero goes
to the bad guy's cave,

where he plays evil music!

Who is this brave crime fighter?

The Cackler!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!
[screams]

[panting]
Theodore!

Oops!

I've told you not to play
superhero in my office.

The name's The Cackler,
and I go wherever I find crime!

Fine, but go find crime
somewhere else.

[cackling]

So...pretending to
be a superhero?

I-I am a superhero.
I'm The Cackler!

[cackles]

Oh, wow, you're The Cackler,
oh, uh-huh.

Boo!
[screams]

OK Theodore,
rule number one:

A superhero doesn't
scream like a baby.

And, rule number two:

A superhero
never gives up.

How come you know
so much about superheroes?

[whispering] Simple, my friend.
I am a superhero.

[gasping]
Really?

Shh! Not out loud.

The Dark Shadow:
Secret superhero.

"Dark Shadow?"
I-I've never heard of him.

Come on Theodore,
pay attention.

That's what makes me
a secret superhero.

[whispering] I do my work
in the shadows.

Dark shadows.

Oh, show me your disguise!

My-my what? N-now?
Oh...uh, fine.

[Alvin murmuring indistinctly]

OK. Behold,
the Dark Shadow.

[ominous music plays]
[gasps]

What have you done to Alvin?

[music abruptly ends]

[relieved]
Oh...

[music starts again]

[screams]

[music stops]
Oh...

[music plays]
Ahh!

[music stops]
Oh...

[music plays]
Ahh!

[groans]

Theodore, um, are you sure
you're cut out

for this
crime fighting business?

Yes! Oh, I-I want you to
teach me everything!

Alright, alright,
but call me sensei.

We start with
"clean the room."

E-especially my corner.

Uh, wait, what?

Oh, grasshopper.
You must trust your sensei.

This exercise will teach you
to become quick

and agile like a leopard!

I-I'm afraid of leopards.

Can we make it
a little kitty?

Sure. A kitty cat it is.

A-A little one.

Right, right.
Whatever.

[♪♪♪]

♪ Come on
Time is ticking ♪

♪ Who's gonna be there
To cut the line ♪

♪ Who's keepin' tabs
On the bad guys ♪

♪ Who's gonna make
Everything all right ♪

♪ All right, yeah ♪

♪ Who's gonna make
All the people believe ♪

♪ That someone can fly ♪

♪ That there's somebody
Out there at night ♪

♪ Someone who's on our side ♪

♪ Who's on our side ♪

♪ Shine your light ♪

♪ No hesitation ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Everybody needs a hero
Who knows ♪

♪ Everybody loves a hero
Let's go ♪

♪ Look inside you
There's a hero ♪

♪ Use your powers
Come and save the day ♪

Alvin, are you taking
advantage of Theodore? Again?

Making him do all your chores?

[chuckling] Not chores, Simon.
Learning opportunities.

All designed to help
Theodore free of charge.

How was that, sensei?

Excellent, Theodore. I see you
are ready for your next step.

And this one's not a "chore."

How does making popcorn
teach me, sensei?

[Kernels popping]

It teaches you to be gullible
when your big brother

is clearly taking advantage
of your kindness--

[mumbling]

[giggling] He with glasses
can not always see.

For your information, Simon,

my protégé is having
a spiritual awakening

for it teaches Theodore
the art of being brave

in the face
of tiny explosions!

Uh huh.
Th-that's super, Alvin.

Hey, um, you know,
here's a question:

What happens when Theodore
wants to go out

and actually fight villains?

Fight villains?
Yay! When?

[stammering] Oh, uh, well, yes, yes,
um, um-- Why not tonight?!

Yes! I'll be fighting villains!

Need I remind you that you're
not really a crime-fighting duo?

Exactly, we're not really
a crime-fighting duo

'cause we need a villain.

That's where you come in...
"Simon The Pie Man".

OK, one, I have no idea
what that means, and two,

I don't want to know
what that means--

And three, you're gonna
do it anyway.

[owl hooting]

Now, the key to being
a superhero crime-fighter

is to keep your senses
razor sharp, Cackler.

Alright Theodore.
Be aware of

[out loud]
any criminal activity.

[out loud] Cause we're here...
in the alley...

Where criminal activity
could happen...

...at any moment!

Any moment!

Like now!

[lady screaming, pleading]

Alright lady, give me that
diamond necklace

or face my evil wrath!

[gasping]
Dark Shadow!

I-I think I heard
an evil villain!

I can see you've got a crazy
sense of this job already.

Let's move, Cackler!

He's down this alley!

[amplified voice] It's no use.
We've got you surrounded!

Come out with your hands up!

I-I'm scared, Dark Shadow!

Oh, stay strong, Cackler.

There's no telling
how dangerous he might be.

[pie splats]

A pie?

Err, not just a pie,
Cackler.

A pie thrown by
the diabolical Pie Man!

Y-Yeah, but a pie?

Grasshopper...duck!

[pies splatting]

[THEODORE] [giggling] You'll
never get me, Dark Shadow!

[amplified voice]
Maybe I won't, Pie Man,

but I've got somebody here who will!

Who?

Go get him, Cackler!

Oh, OK.

[cackling]

[SIMON]
Stop that infernal cackling!

[Theodore cackling]

[whispering] OK, I'll see you
back at the house.

[out loud] Oh! No! No more!
No more! I give up!

[pie splats]

Oh! He's gone, Cackler!
Great work.

I don't think we'll be seeing
any more of his kind!

Dark Shadow!
A-Are you OK?

Yeah. But, he pie'd me.

[pleading]
No! No!

[THEODORE]
Pie Man!

I-It was amazing, Simon!
Oh, you should have been there!

Oh, you know,
I-I feel as if I almost was.

[Alvin sighs]

When are we
going out again, Alvin?

A-Again? Um. No, no, no.
Y-You're undefeated.

No other superhero can say that!

You don't want to
risk a perfect record.

Yes I do!

Al-Alright, that's, you know,
th-that's enough Theodore.

Now as much as it
pains me to tell you this...

[sighing]
I was Pie Man.

You're a criminal?

[mock outrage]
Well, I cannot believe this?

What?

Simon, you're the
diabolical Pie Man?

Th-That's enough Alvin.

Right under my very nose.
Alvin!

I can't believe I missed that.

I must have been in the darker
shadows where I couldn't see.

Ugh! Theodore,
I'm not a criminal.

Alvin and
I just made up the whole thing.

So...I'm not a superhero?

Theodore, no of us
are superheroes.

You know but, I mean,
we had fun, right?

Yeah, I-- I guess so...

[♪♪♪]

Rule number two:

A superhero never gives up.

[cackles]

[cackling]

[cat meows]

Hee-yah!

[meows]

Oh...how cute!

No, no wait-- You must stay
focused like Alvin said.

[purring]
On your way, good citizen.

Go-go on. Go on.

[♪♪♪]

[THEODORE]
Robbing the wax museum, eh?

Well, we'll just see about that!

[cackles]

Theodore?

Huh?

[gasps]

Simon! Simon! Theodore's gone
and he left this note!

[THEODORE] "Dear Alvin and
Simon. How are you? I am fine.

How's Dave?

Well, enough chit chat,

I'm going to prove to you
I can be a superhero

so I'm out fighting crime."

What?

[mumbling]
No, no Alvin! Alvin, no!

Um, Dave?

Huh? What's wrong?

[Theodore cackling]
[gasps]

What?

[gasps]
[cackling]

[screams]
[shrieks]

Ahh!
[shrieking]

[yelling]

[foreign accent]
Get out of here!

Get here, you little monster!

I take you down!

[flashlight clicks]

[screams]
Aah!

[shelving thuds]

[sirens wailing]

Oh, now what?

[brakes screech]

Then he run to me
and he go, "ha-ha-ha-ha"

like this evil cackle!

And then he go up and down.
And this way, that way.

But I-I stop him before
he could steal anything!

That sounds
like a lot of excuses

and I wanna know what you think
you're doing in here?

Me? I clean this place,
every night, fifteen years.

Why are you wearing a mask, huh?
Answer me that.

No, what? No, this is not mask,
this is a birthmark!

[fumbling] Oh. You can't--
You couldn't--

I wouldn't even known if you
hadn't said something.

Not to worry, everyone.

I caught the robber!

Um, turns out he was--

you know, just the cleaner.

Not that one.

The one in there.
[groaning]

He was trying to escape
with his bag of loot

when we surprised him,
so he hid in there.

Good work, son.

Good work indeed!
Thank you.

Action news here.

Uh, officer, isn't there
something else you wanna say?

You know, to the--
to the kids out there?

Oh, yeah, OK.
Are we rolling? Good.

Kids, whenever you
get a chance to be the hero,

go for the glory.

Take as many
dangerous risks as possible--

[whispering]
No, no!

[fumbling]
OK, um, I'm getting a message

to not do that children.
Do not be the hero.

But what if they see-
No!

OK, doesn't matter.

Just report it to the police.

[♪♪♪]

More fan mail for The Cackler!

[giggling] But nothing for
the Dark Shadow.

"Dear Cackler,
can I be your girlfriend?"

Whoa. Um, you know, Cackler,

I think you and I have
got to go out there

an-and solve some crimes.

Hmm...well, OK.

But you're going
to need some training.

Do you know how to make popcorn?

[groaning]
Yes.

[cackles]

[♪♪♪]

[birds chirping]

Brit, do you wanna go to the
recycling center with us?

[sarcastically] Oh, oh, oh...
Gee, that sounds so fun!

[deadpan] But no. I'm expecting
a very important email.

Uh, What could be more important
than the recycling center?

I'm not even
going to go there.

[sighing] I'm waiting for our
publicity shots.

Oh, those.
Oh, those.

Uh! Am I the only one who cares
about image around here?

Will bottle caps make
great earrings?

[Brittany screams]

[BRITTANY]
Oh, no!

Brittany! A-Are you all right?

What's wrong?
[gasping]

Ah...ah...

Look!

You look great.

Of course, I look fabulous.

Look at Jeanette!

And the problem is?

Hello?
The clothespin!

Oh. That. Yeah, I didn't
have a rubber band

so I-I used a clothespin
to keep my hair up.

You didn't have a rubber band
but ya had a clothespin?

What? You just
carry them around all the time?

Well, yeah. You never know
when you'll need a clothespin.

Well, these won't do. You-You'll
just have to redo your pictures.

Why?

Because Jeanette,
you look like--

And I-I'm only saying this
because I love you.

--like a fashion disaster.

She looks amazing!

You'll be the laughing stock
of the industry.

Oh Brit. Who's going to notice?

And besides, I don't really care
what people think.

Everybody cares
what people think!

Except Jeanette.

Oh...

[to herself]
We are not our clothes,

we are not our clothes, we're
not are clothes, we're--

[sobbing]
we are not our clothes!

[♪♪♪]

[car door opens]

[DAVE]
Have a good day, guys!

Wait!

Okay. Okay. Okay.
Coast is clear.

What are you
worried about?

Oh, I didn't want
to tell you-- but well,

your publicity pictures were
posted on the web.

I-I couldn't
stop it in time.

But if anyone laughs at you,
send them my way.

I am here for you, sis.

It's okay, Brittany.

Like I said, I really don't
care about fashion.

Oh Jeanette!
Don’t say that out loud.

I don't even wanna know what's
going on with them!

[GIRLS] [gasping]
There you are!

We love your hair!

[laughing]
So totally awesome!

Have you thought of putting
sparkles on it?

Guys!
Jeanette's here!

[girls gasping, clamoring]

What?

Alright everyone,
settle down now.

We have a surprise
visitor today

[east european accent]
Applause, darlings!

Marina Rodentia!
Who?

Fashion icon!
Trendsetter. Goddess.

So, why is someone as
fabulous as me, Marina, here?

One word: Teen-Trends!

[whispering] Pretty sure that's
two words. Wait-- Right?

After seeing Jeanette's
clothespin, I said,

"Interesting."

"Inspired."

Like Marina.

Teen Fashion is very now,

so why not have
Teen Fashion Show? Hats!

I want hats, hats, hats!
And more hats! Yes? Who is in?

[STUDENTS]
Me! I want to! Count me in!

[MARINA] She single-handedly saved
100,000 trees,

used only fair trade materials
and natural dyes,

deliveries made by bicycle,
pack-mule or sail boat.

No petrol was used
in the making of these hats!

[crowd applauding]

Jeanette?

Jeannette?
Huh? Wha?

Are you in, darling?

Uh, I-I'm not sure...

Of course you are.
No one says "no" to Marina!

Besides, your sister thinks
you're a one hit wonder.

Such a shame.

Oh...Really?

Yes, darling. But all great
artists get criticized

for their masterpieces.

Best to just
prove her wrong, yes?

[uneasy]
Yeah...

Oh, oh, thank you! I'll cherish
this autograph forever and ever!

Of course you will!

You know, your sister,
Jeanette thinks she will win.

She says, you don't have
a chance, darling.

That your look was too,
oh what was the word she used...

oh, yes, "uninspired."

What? Really?

Yes darling. And I was like,

"No! You can't
possibly mean that."

And she was like,
"Yeah, I do."

[angrily]
Oh, really?

Nothing like a little rivalry
to get the best creations!

[♪♪♪]

♪ You're a star
Yes you are ♪

♪ Work that runway
You're in charge ♪

♪ Strut your stuff
Show it off ♪

♪ No one walks
The way you walk ♪

♪ You run run run
The runway ♪

♪ Walk walk walk
It your way ♪

♪ Turn that corner
Make em stare ♪

♪ Jealous of those
Things you wear ♪

♪ Move ya body
Move move ya body ♪

♪ The party's
Just gettin started ♪

♪ Move ya body
Move move ya body ♪

♪ The party's
Just gettin started ♪

♪ Run it you better
Run that runway yeah ♪

♪ You better swing those hips
You better pout those lips ♪

♪ You better make them
Scream and shout ♪

♪ Run that runway now ♪

♪ Run that runway now ♪

♪ Run that runway now ♪

♪ Run that runway now ♪

♪ Run that runway now ♪

Dinner is served!

Da-Dave, I think this
is a terrible,

reckless, d-dangerous idea.

Well, I just hate to see
the girls fighting

and I'm hoping a little
family dinner will fix it.

Food can only do so much, Dave!

Hm!
Tchh!

Hm!
Hm!

Awkward.
[sighs]

Ah, guys, it's just great having
everyone together for dinner.

We've gotta do this more often.

[BOTH] in unison
It's really nice, Dave.

Excuse me,
I was speaking!

[both scoffing at each other]

Guys, guys. Sorry, sorry but uh,

why are you guys even fighting?

It's just a silly fashion show.

Fashion? Silly?
Oh! Take that back!

I'm trying to change the way
the world wears clothes!

[laughing] Well, good luck with that,
sister.

At least I'm trying
to say something!

You just want girls
to wear pink bows!

[scoffing] And periwinkle.
Sometimes lavender.

Ugh, sorry! I can't stay!

Well! I was already leaving!

[door slams]

Uh huh. Yeah,
that worked out great.

But we're still
eating right?

[♪♪♪]

[JEANETTE] So thank you all
for coming today...

for this preview
of my new hat.

Um...well,
I-I hope you guys like it.

I present you a hat made
entirely from recycled products

which reflects my commitment to
the planet and healthy living!

Eleanor? Come on. Come on out.

[ELEANOR]
Oh, do I have to?

Yes. Now. Please.

[♪♪♪]

Well, heh,
what do you think?

[ALL] in unison
Uh...

Oh, you hate it don't you?

No, no, no! It's-- well, it's...
Courageous! That's what it is.

[ALL]
Yeah. Courageous.

And, it certainly
sends uh-- a message.

Well, good.
Because that’s what I want.

Ha-ha , Yes!

Somebody has got to tell her.

S-She can't go out there and-and
present that...whatever it is!

Well, maybe it's good.
I mean, who are we to judge?

Do any of us know
anything about style?

I actually do know style,
and that ain't it.

I'll tell her.

Thatta boy Dave,
we're behind you.

Let her down gently.

Gently.

So Jeanette...um...
that-that hat...

I'm so glad you liked it.

I really needed
that boost of confidence.

I don't want Brittany to think

she’s the only one
with good ideas.

So, how do I look?

[uneasy]
Oh...well, heh...

I couldn't do it.

B-But we can't let her
go to the fashion show

wearing that-that thing!

Well, w-what
if we redesign it?

Who knows anything
about hats?

Wait. I know someone who does.

Are you kidding?
She's my competition!

I'm not going to help her!

Oh! C'mon Brit!

Being her sister is more
important than a fashion show!

Well, I don't know.

Really?
Yeah. Really!

You know, she didn't think
I could win.

So let’s just see who does.

[sighs]

[MARINA] As you know, it's hard
to find person as talented

and as wonderful as Marina,
but even I have to make room

for the next fashion icons...

I-Is it straight?

Oh, hard to tell. But...

You know I've noticed that
you're looking kinda pale.

Like, you know,
you might be really sick.

You know, maybe you
shouldn’t go out there?

Ohhh, that's-- that's good
Alvin, that's true.

Um, you know
it-it could be contagious.

Ooh, yeah. You look bad.
I better call a doctor.

Guys, I feel fine!
What are you talking about?

[all sigh]

Tell me the truth.

You can't go out there
wearing that hat!

It's-- It's...

That bad?

Yeah, it's a natural disaster.

Oh! Take it off! Quick!

Oh, it's stuck!

There are all of these
pins holding it in!

So, with no further ado,

we'll begin the show with the
"IT" girl who started it all!

Jeanette!

[whispering, struggling]

[crowd applauding]

[crowd laughing]

[BRITTANY] Ah, ha, ha.
She's funny.

How's that for
an opening joke, huh?

Anyway, here's
my sister's real hat!

Made from all
recycled materials!

[crowd applauding, whistling]

Take a bow, sis!

[whispering]
But i-it's your idea.

Well, you inspired it,
so I think it’s our idea.

[applause continues]

[birds chirping]

You know guys, I had another
idea for an eco-friendly hat.

Really? Can I see it?

H-How great!

Ta da!
I call it Forest Forever!

What do you think?

[bird caws]
Ah!

Don't move!
I'm gonna get my camera!

Um, guys?

Uh...
[bird cawing]

Good doggy!
[barking]

Oh!
Heelp!

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪