01x21 - Theozilla/Doggone It

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[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out
'Cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while
But ♪

♪ We're back with style
So ♪

♪ Get set
To have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
And satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

[students chattering]

Alright! Settle people!

Especially you, Alvin.

[stammering] Wh... but I wasn't
doing anything!

No, but you will.
I like to stay ahead of things.

[sighs]

Now, class, according to
the calendar, it’s time for...

Ugh, science fair.

[cheering]

I’m gonna make
a volcano that erupts!

No, no. I'm gonna make
a volcano that explodes!

Well, I'm doing a volcano
that'll transform into a robot

and then smash all
the other volcanos!

[laughs]

Everyone always makes volcanos!

I want you to use your
own individual skills.

So I’ve decided that this year,
you will work as teams.

Alvin, you will work with...
with...

Simon!

Oh Simon!
Look at me!

Ooh! Ooh!

Eyeball! Look, I've got
crazier eyeballs than you.

I don’t even need glasses.

Knock it off, Alvin!

Look, if we're going
to be partners,

you’re going to have
to do one thing.

And that is?

Sit on a stool and do
absolutely nothing.

Well, guess who
forgot how to count.

That’s two things!
And you know what?

Just for that,
I’m not going to help.

Perfect!

[imitating motor boat]

[imitating car horn]

Oh look out for the...

[making annoying noises]

Alvin!

What?
I'm just having a little fun.

This is so boring!

Hello!
Agh!

What are we making anyway?

A big mess!

I’m going to go get
something to clean this up.

Oh, Simon, aren’t you going to
tell me not to touch anything?

Would you listen if I did?

Oh. Good point.

Oh. Hmm... how hard can
this science stuff be?

A little bit of this...
Shakey-shakey. Pour, pour, pour.

And some of this.
And both hands.

And let see what we've got.

Put that down!

Why?!

You did it!

You made Magneto-Spritz!
But-- but how?

I don't know. I don't even
know what Magneto-spritz does.

Well, whatever
you spray it on,

it attracts
the exact same things!

Oh yeah. Right.

Like if I sprayed it on
this stool, it's gonna--

No, Alvin, Alvin, don’t!

[Simon grunts]

This is amazing!

I can’t believe it.

You're like some
kind of genius doofus,

or maybe even a doofus genius!

Simon, can’t hurt me as long as
genius is part of the sentence.

And as the genius in the group,
I say we do some more testing!

No! We've got to save it
for the science fair.

[class bell rings]

Oops. Better get to class.

Oh, Derek! Heads up!

Oh, thank you.

I thought I was going to have
to find a ball to hit you with!

[lockers rattling]

Ah! Hey! Agh!
Stop! Hey, hey!

I love being a genius.

[MAN] [on tablet] Police are still
unable to explain the large mound

of elderly ladies that
formed at this bus stop.

[WOMEN]
Get off me!

[WOMEN 2]
You broke my cane!

[WOMEN 3]
You’re crushing me!

[doorbell rings]

Mr. Seville?
We're from the government.

What? If this is about those
letters I didn't put stamps on--

Take a step back, sir.

We’re here
to talk to Alvin.

Seriously?
What did he do now?

Nevermind.
I'd rather not know.

Smart man.

[ALVIN]
Gentlemen! How can I help you?

Our sources tell us you have
developed Magneto-Spritz.

Gentlemen,
it’s not his Magneto-spritz.

It-- it’s our Magneto-spritz!

[laughing]
My lab assistant.

But getting back to
your interest, hm,

I found that by re-circulating
the x-factor,

yeah, yeah,
and then integrating it

with a um, special kind of
"do-floppy"--

What-- He doesn’t even know
what he’s talking about!

Hey, you are a lab assistant!

Do not forget that and you
will speak when spoken to.

It was my idea!
Alvin did it all,

but you know, by accident!
He was...

[imitating Alvin]

"Look I’ve got crazier
eyeballs than you.

I don’t even
need glasses."

He likes to pretend
he's involved and well,

I’ve got a big heart
and it’s all I’m gonna say.

You’re the one with the brains.
What?

How about letting us have
a look at your invention?

No, no, no!
Our invention. Our.

I wish I could gentlemen,

but unfortunately I used it all
up in the testing phase.

What?

Whoa, whoa, you won’t mind
making some more, will you?

Give me 30 minutes.

[ALVIN]
Alrighty now!

Let’s do some science stuff!

Simon, chop chop,
hand me that...

[stammering]
you know, round glass thingy,

and the gooey business there.

Right, right, right there.

Who? Me? Oh, I'm just
a lowly assistant.

I wouldn’t dare interfere
with your genius!

Whatever, looks like it's
Alvin alone to the rescue!

♪ expl*si*n
Mixing up the potion ♪

♪ Little drop of this
And boom a commotion ♪

♪ Gotta stay focused
Mixing it together ♪

♪ Learn from mistakes
They only make you better ♪

♪ expl*si*n
Mixing up the potion ♪

♪ Little drop of this
And boom a commotion ♪

♪ Gotta stay focused
Mixing it together ♪

♪ Learn from mistakes
They only make you better ♪

♪ High as...
High as the skies ♪

♪ Deep as...
Deep as the ocean ♪

♪ Hot as...
Hot as the fire ♪

♪ Watch the...
Watch the expl*si*n ♪

♪ High as...
High as the skies ♪

♪ Deep as...
Deep as the ocean ♪

♪ Hot as...
Hot as the fire ♪

♪ Watch the expl*si*n...
The expl*si*n ♪

No!
Are you crazy?!

It’s orange juice.

Time to face facts.

I can’t do it!

Hand me that blue stuff!

Okay, now the green!

Now you stir it in gently

while I titrate a 3 percent
buffer solution.

Now, and this
is very important,

as I pour this into that,

you put your face around
the other side of the beaker

and make that
weird face again!

Hello!

Agh!

Perfect, just like in the lab!

Now you do your thing, Alvin!

Right, right!
Um, let's see.

You walked out of the room,

And I... did this!

A little bit of this...

Shakey-shakey.
Pour, pour, pour.

And some of this.
And both hands.

And let see what we've got.

Great!

Hi guys!

[screams]

Ewww, what is this stuff?

Well it's supposed
to be Magneto-Spritz,

but we’re not sure
if we got the formula right.

Oh... I feel funny.

Um, Alvin?
What?

Oh!

Get him outside!

Oh, that was close!

What’s going on?
Why, why am I getting bigger?

What? Bigger?
Oh, oh, No!

No, don’t even worry, Theodore.
You’re fine, you're fine.

It’s just that, uh, everything
else is getting smaller!

Oh... Okay.

What do we do now?

[phone rings]

Hello?

Yes, Miss Croner...

Mr. Seville,
Theodore is blocking out

all the sunlight
to my azaleas!

Well, he did have
an extra portion of dessert,

but that sounds impossible.

Well he is!

And he’s at least
20 feet tall!

Alright, Mrs. Croner,
I think you’re just--

Oh!
Now he's 30 feet tall!

And getting bigger!

If I might suggest,
a nice nap Miss Croner.

Nap? Oh bog off.

Huh. It's getting
kind of cloudy out there.

Simon, we’ve created...
Theozilla!

But, you know,
looking on the positive side,

we are totally going
to win Science Fair!

Oh, Alvin!
Forget the Science Fair!

He’s our brother!

Yay, this is fun!

[screaming]

C’mon Alvin,
back to the lab!

Ooh, these houses feel
crunchy under my feet!

It is pandemonium
here in downtown

as a giant chipmunk has
paralyzed the entire city!

This could be the end of
civilization as we know it.

Now here’s Gene with sports!

Hey, hey! I wanted
to see the scores!

Focus, focus!

We have to reverse
sequence the reaction!

Or just do it all backwards.

That’s what I just said!

Simon, no one
likes a credit hog.

Oh!

[audio reversing]

Great! Let's go!

There he is!

Hi, Alvin!
Hi, Simon!

[screaming]

Alvin, Alvin! Spray!

Spray like
you’ve never sprayed before!

[screaming]

Oh, I feel funny again!

Great to have you back,
Theodore!

Miss. Smith, the entire town
is in utter ruins

and it appears
it is all the result

of your science fair plans.

Care to comment?

Yes, I would.

Alvin!

Huh? Oh.

Yes, Miss Smith?

Actually, Alvin,
on second thought,

I think I’m going to let
you be a judge this year.

Sweet!
Sweet!

[♪♪♪]

[puppies barking]

Who's a good boy? Who's
a good boy and wants a treat?

Ha, oh. Here ya go!
[phone barks]

I love playing Doggone It! It's
just like having a real dog!

[phone flatulates]

Oh! And yours just left
a real present on your lawn.

Uh. Not again.
Well, better pick it up.

Um, guys, guys,
it's just an app.

So, you're not really
having to pick up--

[phone flatulates]

Oh, no, no, Biney!
Not on the carpet!

Biney?

It's short for Binary
Canine Enjoyment Module.

Why, what name
did you choose?

Derek. Watch.

Sit, Derek!
[barks]

Jump, Derek!
[barks]

Eat out
of your bowl, Derek--

Ahem! Time to turn off your
little games and get to class.

[STUDENTS]
Aw.

[♪♪♪]

Who's a hungry puppy?
[panting]

Yes you are.

Do you want a yummy-yummy?
[phone barks]

[moans]

[MS. SMITH]
And that is how Sherlock Holmes

caught the infamous
Jack the Ripper.

He used evidence
to draw conclusions.

Yes, Jeanette, question?

Do you think Sherlock
Holmes liked puppies?

I don't know.

Oh, oh, did, um,
that Sherlock guy

have a smartphone that
he could play games on?

No, he--

If Sherlock Holmes played
Doggone It on his smartphone,

what do you think
he would he name his dog?

Tinkles! Like mine!
[barking]

Aah. Oh, no!
Tinkles needs to be fed!

[students chattering]

People, focus! Sherlock Holmes
lived in the 19th century!

He did--
[phones barking]

Quiet!

Everyone's phone up here,
on my desk. Now!

[STUDENTS]
Aw.

You too, drop it.
Mm-hm.

Drop it.
Mm-hm.

Drop it!

You'll get them back
at the end of the day!

They teach us to be kind
to animals and then this?

Okay, guys, guys.

Need I remind you that
all these so-called "pets"

are nothing but strings
of ones and zeroes

that only exist in
an electromagnetic field?

Simon, ones and zeroes
need care, too!

No, no, no.
No, they don't.

Ahem. My fellow
Doggone It players,

now is the time of action!

Leave this to me!

Oh, this has got disaster
written all over it.

Simon. Disaster?
Or...hero?

Disaster.
Not even close.

Not-- Not remotely heroic.

Simon, you're always telling me
to be more responsible.

And guess what?

You've got your wish.

W-What?

[students cheering]

That was not my wish!

[barking]

Hey! What's
going on in here?

[gasps]

Our phones!

Listen! You can run,
but you cannot hide.

I-I'm gonna find you,
y-you dog-napper,

if I've gotta search
the world ov--

[MS. SMITH] Hear from the parents.
"Oh, oh, you took my kid's phone away."

If Ms. Smith finds me in here,
she's gonna think I took them!

Hmm.

[♪♪♪]

Hmm.

[gasping] Well, well, I've got good
news and not so good news.

The not so good news
is someone stole all our phones

and ran off
before I could see them.

[students clamoring]

[STUDENT]
What? I can't believe it!

So, uh, what's
the good news?

I totally faked out
Ms. Smith!

It was so cool!
Ahem.

Oh, yeah, but anyway,
back to the phones.

Don't worry, my friends, I will
get to the bottom of this!

I already did.
[Alvin screams]

You made off with the phones
all right, but you got sloppy.

You got sloppy, Alvin!
You left evidence.

[students gasp]

Me? No! No!
I was framed!

Oh, of course.
Who would frame you?

Ms. Smith,
you're joking, right?

Let's see, Brittany,
Derek, the janitor,

that substitute
P.E. teacher.

Like I was supposed to know that
thing on his head was a toupee.

Come on, it looked like
a badger attacking him.

Come with me
to the Principal, Alvin.

B-B-But I promise
i-it wasn't me!

Give me a chance
to find the real thief!

I mean, this
is the perfect opportunity

to do what you've
been telling us.

You know, that
we should be more like

that policeman guy, you know,
uh, Sherlock Homeboy?

Holmes. Holmes, Alvin!

If you'd listen.

Please!

Okay, I'll give you
to the end of the day.

Oh! Thank you, Ms. Smith!
Thank you!

I will prove myself innocent,
just like, um, Jack the Rapper!

It was Jack the Ripper,
and he was guilty.

Oh, forget it.

The end
of the day, Alvin!

[♪♪♪]

I thought
you said I'd be a hero!

No. No. No, no, no, no.
I said disaster!

Okay, okay, we can argue
all day about who said what,

who's to blame, pointin'
the finger, all that,

you don't see me
doing that to you.

Point is, I need your help.

N-No problem.
W-What?

Alvin. You may be
a lot of things,

but thief isn't one of them.

Now, first thing
we need is evidence!

[♪♪♪]

♪ I can feel it
I know you're getting close ♪

♪ Getting close
Getting close ♪

♪ And I miss you
Let the truth be told ♪

♪ Ever to be told ♪

♪ Pieces of pictures
Like we were twin satellites ♪

♪ Fragments of Friday nights
In my head, Oh ♪

♪ You're coming up
Hot on my radar ♪

♪ I will always know
Where you are ♪

♪ Even if the signals
Feeling far ♪

♪ I don't need any words
Like hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Comin' through loud and clear
I don't have to say ♪

And now here's
what separates the novice

from the gifted
professional.

My Junior Forensics Lab.

This allows us
to run the diagnostics

on all the evidence
we've gathered.

Starting with this.

What's the scientific
purpose of the blender?

Well, if you must know.

At the end of the day, I like
a peach smoothie pick-me-up.

Now, can we get to work?

[ticking]

Well, hurry up, because
in two hours, I'm a goner.

Oh, now that's--
That's quite curious.

There's an acute incision
at the end of the hair.

Oh, oh, there's-- There's more,
and residue of titanium

which is, as I recall,
is only found

on a dual-edged
levered severing instrument.

Ah. You mean it's from someone
who got a haircut?

Well, yes, but--

Well, mystery solved!
I know who it is!

[sighs]

Hello, there.
[screams]

Bet ya didn't
expect to see me.

You got your hair
cut yesterday!

Huh?

Ha. Bet ya didn't
know that I knew that!

Thought you could
frame me, didn't ya?

But just remember,

I am watching you.

Oh, please.

Ms. Smith is playing all
innocent, but what she doesn't--

Quiet, Alvin!

Huh. Seems the liquid
from the desk is saliva.

Just plain old spit.

Oh, spare me the science
talk, Professor.

What is it?

Drool. Slobber.
Mouth goo.

[sniffing]

Oh, oh, it stinks!

Okay, who do we know who drools
and has horrible breath?

[♪♪♪]

Aha! Caught you
red handed, Derek!

You're the one
who stole the phones!

What are you
talking about, punk?

What am I talking about?

Oh, that's so rich!

But here's
the facts, Buster.

You snuck into Ms. Smith's
room during third period!

Dude, everyone knows I have
detention third period.

Right. Right.

Uh, all right, great--
Great talking to you.

Oh, Simon. It looks like
it's the slammer for me.

Breakin' rocks.
Lifting weights.

Maybe I'll find a c*ck,
name him Shifty

and keep him as a pet.

[dog yelps]

Not a dog, a roach. Roaches
don't bark and-- Hey!

Theodore! Where did
you find the phones?

I didn't find them.

I left my phone
in my locker.

Well you better keep an eye
on it or it's get stolen too!

Oh, I'd never put
it down anywhere.

That would be like inviting
the thief to come back.

That's it! Ah!

We'll set up a trap to tempt
the thief into showing himself!

Here's where
you get to be the hero.

We're gonna use
your phone as bait.

Well, okay then.

[barking]

[ticking]

I've only got
five more minutes.

This is hopeless.

[dog panting]
[phone barking]

Ah! The Principal's dog.
Of course.

Ha, oh. That would explain
the stinky drool!

And he's getting away.

Oh! Right!

[♪♪♪]

My phone!
[dog panting]

[gasping]

I can't believe, uh,
you lost my phone!

We didn't
lose it, Theodore.

I-It's right there,
in the dog's mouth.

[all gasping]

Aah!

[panting]

Ew. Gross.

Shh. Listen.

[phones barking]

Ha, ha. Oh, yes!
Look, guys!

Over in that hole!

Hurry, hurry,
before he buries them.

Ha, ha, oh. Don't worry, guys.
I know exactly what to do.

Drop it. Drr-op it.

[growling]
Drr-op it.

Alvin, Alvin, this is-- This
is really not-- not working.

[whimpering]
[barks]

Um, uh, Theodore.

[both whimpering]

[♪♪♪]

So, um, let me
get this straight.

You can talk to dogs?

Kinda.

I'm on level twelve
in Doggone It.

That's where
you learn to speak dog.

Level twelve?
I'm only on level three!

And, uh,
speaking of three,

you have thirty three seconds
before it's three o'clock.

Oh, no!

[♪♪♪]

Uh, guys! Bring the rest!

[bell rings]

Ha, oh, booya!

So I suppose you'll be curious
about how I found them.

Can't wait.

Elementary, my dear Smithy!

Ha. well, it's
really rather simple.

It's just a bit
of deductive reasoning.

Like a certain detective,
named Smurlock Jones.

Sher-Lock!

Sherlock! Holmes!

Sherlock Holmes! Holmes!

Uh. All right, Alvin.
I believe you.

Good job.

Ha, ha. Well, thank you.

However, you skipped all
your afternoon classes, so...

P-Principal's office?

D-Don't worry, Alvin,

Theodore and I will come
and see you on visiting days.

Oh, yeah, you, too, Simon.

What?
Go on

You know, I have to say,
we got off pretty light.

We never should have been
involved in all this

Simon, you could have been
cooped up all day in classroom,

but look, breathe
in the freedom man!

Yeah, that doesn't
smell like freedom.

What?

The thing you
just step in.

No. Oh, man.
Huh. Uh.

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪

♪ Doo Doo
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo ♪