01x23 - Let Them Eat Crumbs/Who Ghosts There

[bunniefuu]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

First place for the most
delicious cake goes to Eleanor!

[applause]

And your invitation to study
with the renowned pastry chef,

Madame Mireille!

[applause]

[timer rings]

Oh, you smell so good!

Now all you need
are some fresh berries

and you'll be all ready
for the competition.

"Will be back in a few hours."

"Do not eat the cake!"

"Hands off!"

I love you, cake. I love you.

♪♪♪

Hey, hey! I know that smell!

Eleanor's bakin'.

Oh, man, that is so good!

- So...
- Guys! Guys! Get up here!

- You've gotta try this cake!
- Oh, yes.

- Oh, good. I'm starving.
- Me too.

[all exclaim]

Absolutely scrumptious!

This cake good
or is this cake good?

Aaah!

Did you see that?
That's a raven!

I've never seen one so bold!
He... he must love the cake.

Well, he's not getting any more!

Aaah! No, no, no, no!

- Now, that's just perfect!
- No worries. I'll get a broom.

- Oh, oh! It's OK! I got it.
- Ew! Theodore!

What? The five-second rule.

[cawing]

- Aaah!
- Uh... Seriously?

Shoo! Shoo!

Why are you so afraid of ravens?

Oh, I don't know.

Maybe their razor-sharp talons?

OK, touchy.

Alvin had a bad scare
with my parakeet once.

Theodore, I don't want to talk
about that... that bird!

He freaked me out!

His name was Gooney Bird.

And... and all he wanted to do
was give you kisses.

Ugh!
Those were not kisses, Theodore!

He broke skin
and he liked what he tasted!

[cawing]
- Aaah!

[sighs] This is getting old.

Uh, guys, uh,
I... I need you to come in here.

Really, Alvin?
You didn't see this note?

"Do not eat the cake!
Hands off!"

Oh... oops.

Oh, no! This is the cake
for her competition!

- I forgot it was today.
- Me too. Oh!

She's gonna freak out!
She's gonna freak out!

[phone rings]

Hello?

Oh, oh... hey. Hey, Ellie.

Hang up the phone.
Hang up the phone.

No one's here!

Uh, you want us to be sure
and cover the cake?

Uh-huh.
Oh. You think you'll win?

Yeah. Oh. Best day of your life?

- Oh... Um...
- [whispers] Give it to me.

- Ellie, about that...
- Hey-hey! Hey, Eleanor.

Can't... can't hear you.
Bad recep... Oh, no. Oh, no!

Cut... out...

Oh, my gosh!
What are we gonna do?

Relax. All we have to do
is make another cake.

How hard can it be?

♪♪♪

Not too much. Not too much.

Hmm. Yeah, yeah.

It's good, it's good.
But is it as good?

I have an idea.

Here, birdie!

h*, h*!
I think we've got a winner!

Nope. We'll have to do better.

♪♪♪

♪ No, nothing's gonna stop me ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna stop me ♪

♪ No-o-o,
nothing's gonna stop me ♪

♪ Stop me ♪

♪ With just a pinch of luck
and just a dash of crazy ♪

♪ I'm off on an adventure ♪

♪ Who knows where
the day will take me? ♪

♪ No, we never take it slow ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna stop me ♪

♪ Cos we don't ever pause,
no, not where we're from, baby ♪

♪ Where I'm from, sittin' on
your bum is also known as lazy ♪

♪ Whoa, we just get up and go ♪

♪ And nothing's gonna stop me ♪

♪ No, nothing's gonna stop me,
nothing's gonna stop me ♪

♪ N-o-o ♪

- Wait! What is that?
- It... it's strawberries.

Theodore said
a bowl of strawberries.

No, he didn't.
He said a bowl of blueberries!

You almost messed this up!

I... "I" almost messed this up?

[chuckles] Well,
if you don't know the difference

between a strawberry
and a blueberry...

- Oh!
- Let me find those blueberries.

- Found them.
- This isn't gonna help us.

Oof. Hey!

Hey! This is no way to... Uh!

[all start arguing]

[whistles] Stop!

Look, guys,
we're all tired and frustrated,

but this is our last chance.
So, think.

What would Eleanor
put in her cake

that we haven't thought of?

[gasps] Love. She makes
all her food with love.

Hello, little darling.
I love you so, so much.

Ugh! She can tell you're lying.

You're so pretty and so popular.
And all the boys love you.

Except maybe Alvin,
because he only loves himself.

So pretty? So popular? Boys?

That's so the wrong message.

It's what's on the inside
that counts.

Hello.

The point is, with a good
education and a curious mind -

It doesn't have a mind!
It's cake batter!

Now, let's bake this thing!

- It's the phone!
- It's the timer!

It's the timer and the phone!

No, get the cake!

- Hello?
- Hey, Britt, I need a favour.

I won't have time to come back
before the competition.

Uh-huh. OK.
Bring the cake to the school.

You'll decorate it there?
Sure, sure. No problem.

Oh, I... I hope it's good.

- Alvin, are you coming?
- Are you kidding?

Giagantor is just waiting
to get his claws on me

and take me to his nest
and feed me to his...

to his giagantor babies!

Fine. You can stay and clean up.

Oh! Thank you so much
for your concern!

Don't worry about me!
I'll just be here, next to...

Aaah!

♪♪♪

Wait. That's a job?
You can get paid to eat dessert?

Guys, be quiet. The first judge
is tasting my cake!

What? Ugh!

Oh, no. She didn't like it.

Well, her taste buds
are just stupid.

And besides,
there are two more judges.

Stop looking at me!

- Hello?
- Simon,

I need you to call the police
and tell them

your brother is being stalked
by a predator!

No, no, no.
You're not being stalked, Alvin.

Oh... Look, look.

- Why can't you call them?
- I already did that!

A dozen times!

Now they won't even
take my call.

OK, hold it, Alvin.
I don't have time for this.

Check your clothes, OK?

You're probably just covered
in cake crumbs. I gotta go.

Thanks for nothing!

Covered in crumbs?
Give me a break!

Wait. Wha... what? Huh?

[gags]

It doesn't look like I'll be
studying with Madame Mireille.

- Well, you know...
[phone]

- What?
- Simon, change of plans.

Don't call the police.

There's a chance the bird
was only after the piece of cake

hiding in my hoodie.

So, uh, when are you guys
coming back? Like... um, soon?

Eleanor,
excuse me for one second.

Why, you selfish,
insensitive toad!

You haven't even asked
about Eleanor,

whose dreams
are ten minutes away

from being completely
destroyed... because of you!

Poor Eleanor.
This is all my fault.

[gasps] Wait!

[phone rings]
- Stop calling me!

Simon, quick other update.
I'm coming over right now

with a slice
of Eleanor's original cake.

Tell the judges to sit tight!

Forget it, Alvin. It takes
15 minutes to get to school.

The competition's almost over.
You'll never make it.

I'll be right there! Just hold
on to... I'll be right there!

[cawing]

Oh...

Come on, Alvin, come on.
You... you can do this.

Um, b-birdie?
Look what I've got.

Yummy, yummy... Aaah!

Hold on, hold on!

Look, I messed up.
I need your help.

But do this for me and then
we can both get what we want.

You know, sort of
a have your cake and eat it too.

What do you say?

h*, h*! Yeah!

Woo-hoo!

Oh, I know I said this,
but honestly,

he should be here
any second now.

There it is! Just drop me off
nice and smooth.

I'm so sorry, but we...

Aaah!

Thanks!

What are you doi... ? Mmm!
Oh, mmm! This is delicious!

Ellie,
we have to tell you something.

Eleanor, come on!

They want to see you
at the judges' table. Now!

OK, not that I don't appreciate
your help, guys,

- but next time...
- Tell the truth.

[chuckles]
That's gonna be hard for Alvin.

Where is Alvin?

Listen.
I know we had our differences,

but flying on your back was
one of the coolest things ever!

I hope you enjoyed it as much
as I did. Pretty sure you did.

And you're welcome.
Anyway, as promised...

h*, h*!
I have tamed the beast!

Oh.

[TV] Welcome to another
frightful show,

where we find
the ghost in your house.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

[screaming]

Dave, why did you
sneak up behind me?

Oh, don't be so dramatic Alvin.

I didn't sneak up...
Wait, was that six feet?

Yep, yep. Six feet.

Oh, he's at it again.

Yesterday, he was measuring
the refrigerator and the TV.

And today it's the couch.

- Why is he doing this?
- Exactly. Exactly!

[doorbell rings]

David. Oh, I've got good news.

Shh. I don't want
the boys to hear.

So, everything is ready.

You just have to commit
and then we can celebrate.

- This is really exciting.
- What are they talking about?

Will someone please tell me?

- Well, let's... let's ask him.
- Oh, Theodore, read the signs.

Dave's being secretive.

And when secretive people
are backed up against the wall,

- what do they do?
- Um... Eat candy?

Ugh! No! They lie!

And if anyone should know
about lying, it's Alvin.

- Thank you!
- All right, fellas.

Family meeting in the kitchen.

So, I wanted to talk
about our home.

Oh, Dave...
Dave, I can explain that.

You know, we musicians
can't be expected to pick up

every sock I leave... I mean,
we... we leave lying around.

Uh, perhaps, though, if I had
a personal assistant...

Alvin, it's not about that.
It's about this.

- Whose house is that?
- Well, hopefully, ours.

You guys can walk everywhere.
It's closer to the school

and to town
and has a lot more privacy.

- Does this mean we're moving?
- Isn't it exciting?

[phone rings]
- Oh, oh.

Sorry, it's the realtor.
I've gotta take this.

I don't want to leave
this house.

[sighs] I'm really
gonna miss this place.

Me too.

What is that "For Sale" sign
doing on your lawn?

Dave's making us move.

[gasps] What?
He didn't even consult us.

He didn't consult us
and we live here.

- Is that even legal?
- Yes, Alvin. He's the parent.

That's how it works
when you're raising the kids

- and paying the bills.
- Well, it isn't very nice.

I... I hope no one buys it.

Of course! That's it!

- Huh?
- Well...

If no one buys our house,
we won't have to move.

Yeah, but how do we stop them?

- It's a beautiful house.
- Best house ever.

Gather around, my little amigos.

Dave wants to sell
this house, right?

- Right.
- And my favourite show

is Ghost In Your House. So...
[whispers] Here's the plan...

OK, guys, Julie and I are gonna
go and take some measurements

at the new house, but some
realtors are coming by so...

[whispering continues]
- You know, maybe I should stay.

Dave, Dave, don't even bother.
Everything will be fine.

Go measure
your little heart out.

I mean, there is nothing
to worry about here.

[sighs] I always worry
when he tells me not to worry.

All right, Eleanor and Jeanette
are in charge of eerie sounds.

Theodore, you're in charge
of the wind machine.

And, Brittany,
you're in charge -

- Aaah!
- All right, screams.

You're definitely in charge
of screams, OK?

No... Look!

[eerie laugh]
[screaming]

And, as I've just demonstrated,
I'm in charge of scary.

♪ This ain't a game
and we ain't playin' ♪

♪ If you're not hearing
anything we're sayin' ♪

♪ Try and try
to get in get in here ♪

♪ We ain't got that,
we ain't got that ♪

♪ Go on, get,
best be on your way ♪

♪ Go on, get,
try another day ♪

♪ Go on, get,
the answer will be the same ♪

♪ Better be on your way,
go and get now, babe ♪

Sorry.

Creep Two, come in,
this is Creep One.

- What is it El Creepo?
- It's Creep one, not El Creepo.

Yes, yes, Creep One.
What is it?

[sing-song tone] They're here.

Creeps Three, Four, Five, Six.
Are we in place?

[ALL] Ready!

Operation Buyer Be Gone
is a go.

h*, h*! Yes!

Now, the owners are gone, so
we have the house to ourselves.

Oh, just look at that moulding.

You don't find craftsmanship
like this anywhere!

To the kitchen now,
mustn't dawdle.

[whispers]
Kitchen creeps, get ready.

Initiating programme.

All the appliances
are state-of-the-art,

but as you see, the kitchen
still has country charm.

[low ghostly growling]

- What was that?
- Oh... uh... Ooh.

I... Well,
I think it was just the wind.

Oh!

That... that looks like
a faulty spring to me,

but it's...
it's very easy to fix.

Oh! Ah! Ooh!

[creepy voice] Get out...

- Let me out of here!
- Let's go! Let's go!

[screaming]

♪ Keep a-movin' your feet along ♪

♪ You keep comin' by
like you belong ♪

♪ Listen,
don't act like you can't hear ♪

[screams]

♪ We ain't got that ♪

♪ Still want that thing
you've been needin' ♪

♪ All you gotta do
is quench that feeling ♪

♪ But you ain't gonna
get that here ♪

♪ We ain't got that,
we ain't got that ♪

♪ Go on,
get, best be on your way ♪

♪ Go on, get,
try another day ♪

♪ Go on, get,
the answer will be the same ♪

♪ Better be on your way,
go and get now, babe ♪

♪ This ain't a game
and we ain't playin' ♪

♪ You're not hearing
anything we're sayin' ♪

♪ Try and try
to get in get in here ♪

♪ We ain't got that,
we ain't got that ♪

♪ Go on, get,
best be on your way ♪

♪ Go on, get,
try another day ♪

♪ Go on, get,
the answer will be the same ♪

♪ Better be on your way,
go and get now, babe ♪

[giggles] Oh! Are they all gone?

Ha, ha! Well, yes, they are.

They came, they freaked,
we conquered.

And quite convincingly,
I might add.

Well, we'd better put that away
before Dave comes home.

- Wha... ?
[screaming]

Oh, sorry.
I didn't mean to frighten you.

Is your father here?

Maybe he is and maybe he isn't.

Well, I'd like to buy the house.

Sir, I'm gonna level with you.

This, this house...
[whispers] it's haunted.

Yes, so I've heard.
But I love ghosts!

They get a bad reputation
and it is most unfair.

No, no, no, sir,
I haven't made myself clear.

You know, we're not talking,
you know, friendly ghosts.

These spirits... Whoo!
They are bad.

Yeah. They throw stuff at us!

And they hover over us when
we're just trying to sleep.

And... and they steal our food!

Oh, I can't wait!

[MAN] I'll call the realtor
immediately!

Of all the fake scary homes,
why does he have to buy ours?

- Oh, congratulations!
- Thank you.

Well, guys, we sold the house.
Isn't that great?

- Great for who?
- Great for you, maybe.

Yeah,
we want you to be happy, Dave,

but we don't want to pretend
we want to move.

But I thought
this is what you wanted.

What?
Why would you even say that?

Well,
let me refresh your memory.

Woo-hoo!

Aaah!

Alvin,
how many times have I told you

this is not a skate park.
It's a home.

Yeah, a home you can't do
anything in. I hate this house!

No, no, Dave...

That was just me blaming you
before you could blame me!

You know, that psycho-logo...
warrior stuff.

I believe he means
psychological warfare.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it!
- Dave, um, Dave.

- Don't you care how I feel?
- Of course I do.

But let me remind you
what you said.

[thump]
[screams]

- Jeanette!
- I thought it was open.

- Jeanette!
- What was that noise?

Jeanette. Again!

Dave, there's no privacy here!

The Chipettes
just zip line into our bedroom

whenever they feel like it!
[sighs]

I wish we didn't live
so close to them.

Oh, Dave, you can't hold that
against me. I was frustrated!

Yeah, he was frustrated!

- I didn't mean it!
- He didn't mean it!

Well, what about me?
I... I never said anything.

Yes, you did, Theodore.

Dave, can you drive me
to the ice-cream store?

- No, but you can walk.
- Walk?

Yes, Theodore.
Walking is good for you.

Aw! I have to walk everywhere!

I can't walk any more!
I'm tired!

Why can't we live
closer to everything?

It's not fair!

Theodore was just
being a whiner!

Yeah, I was just being a whiner!

I wish I had known that
before I sold the house.

[All] Oh...

[TV] Tonight, we'll be going live
to a house so haunted,

so frightful,
no one will go near it.

- Except us.
[Doorbell rings]

I'll get it!

- Boo!
- Whoa! Who are you?

What's going on?

There's a ghost in your house
and we're here to catch it.

OK, you guys definitely
have the wrong house.

- There are no ghosts here.
- Oh, yes, there are!

I saw them this afternoon.
It was incredible!

- You were here today?
- I certainly was.

I'm the one buying your house.
Didn't your kids tell you?

[nervous laugh] Um, sir,
we have something to confess.

So, you're telling me
the house is not haunted?

This house is clean.

Then the deal is off!

I have no interest
in this place.

Let's go.

[DAVE] - Night, fellas.
- Night, Dave.

[yawns]

Alvin, stop tapping me
on the shoulder.

I'm not. I'm in my bed!

h*, h*! Very, very funny.

Simon, it's all in your head.
Go to sleep!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪