01x17 - Have I Got A Girl For You

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if you're into fun and you love to play

if you like funny jokes they put you

away if you like to dance to a slamming

sound and you're like having lots of

friends Ryan if you're one of those it

slips by the rule that sad is bad Oh

little buddy you're about to say you're

at the very best place that you could be

it's

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join the kids and make a muscle squeeze

really squeeze with all your might know

the other arm

let me see just how strong means grown

to be make two missiles left and right

come on pump it up strong

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and especially you its Strix where this

next time I'm using cotton swab sticks

you can use any kind of sticks you can

use pencils or straws or toothpicks but

you can see cotton swab sticks very

clearly so that's why I'm using them

take a look I have here one two three

four four cotton swab sticks I'm going

to add one two three four five

alright five and four is nine let's

count one two three four five six seven

eight nine five and four is nine and

then you say to your friend I bet you I

can show you how five and four makes ten

and your friend will say come on and you

say watch you take your five sticks and

you add them to your four sticks in this

way

and five and four makes T e n ten

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don't you dare tell yourself

if mrs. sippy warmest Suri's New Jersey

what would Delaware I'll ask

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why do I have to hold the microphone

please say hello everybody and the song

that I am going to sing today is what

are you doing sorry I am practicing in

front of a microphone yeah would you get

a microphone I bought it from the

teacher in schools yeah why what are you

practicing write a song oh really

yeah and sing a song about something

that means a great deal to you really

yes and you have to sing it in front of

the microphone oh boy I remember the

first time I I took you on a show with

me in and you didn't even know what a

microphone was Oh tell me tell me tell

me well as I like when I was a baby tell

me no no no no no wait a minute

I would like you to meet then let's stop

it stop it don't do that does that stop

don't stop

hey you're gonna break it thank her oh

ah you don't know what that is do you

well now why don't you look at it come

on really look really look yeah no no no

look closely now what does that look

like no no it lets flavor no flavor it's

not a lollipop like it it's a microphone

it's a mic

boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy lies

aiya baby yes when you were a baby you

were a baby hmm but now that you're big

and you know how to use a microphone

what song you're gonna sing for school

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that's something that means a great deal

to me I want to hear okay

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was that first anniversary of

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of my

your fish

my friend play

I

right to carry up your

three

as you

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and change the drop

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three

we live

each and all snail

I got a riddle

yes you solve the riddle we'll say when

can you jump when you're sitting down

you can't jump when you're sitting down

yes you can when when you're playing

checkers if every year's start feeling

blue because things are going wrong the

very best thing you can do is sing a

little sing-along song friends will

start to join man

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it's a real good thing sing a little

sing-along song gets happier pants get

clappy when you say you say class a

class on

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he played knick-knack on my thumb with a

knick-knack patty-whack give a dog a

bone this old man

my shoe came rolling home this old man

he played three he playing

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this old man he played ten

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this old man came rolling

a little

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think that the coolest guy in the quiz

is Jamie Tilson you know oh I like older

man neato hey excuse me

you know holly jolly halls in me we're

gonna go around you know

hushpuppy you wanna meet ya

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it's picture time it's Bechet under

though I've never met you I know

something you can't do I bet your bet

you betcha I'll teach you how to do what

I propose

yeah those this is a juggling stunt and

I bet you you can do it I bet you I can

do it

but you know sometimes you don't get it

on the first try you just have to stick

to it and try it again

it's fun you take a pile of coins and

you bend your elbow and hold your palm

so that the palm of your hand is facing

your elbow and then you balance the

coins on the elbow and you say 1 2 3 and

you catch the coins in your hand

this is secret to it the secret is when

you bring your hand down and I can't do

it in slow motion of course when you

bring your hand down you just drop the

elbow away don't toss the coins or

anything just drop the elbow and you'll

catch your coins try really no now she's

involved with a hush puppy

oh that's ridiculous she's not in love

she just thinks she's in love yeah yeah

well she gave me this note it's notes in

filler what is this no this is a big

note well that's because it's in

longhand

long give me the short version what does

it say it's a poem a poem tell me what

it says those daisies are yellow I can't

go on if you won't be my fellow well

that's nice

yes guys so let's take do Oh what should

you do about what well I don't think

that well they think this is right to

marry a puppy she's not gonna marry her

you are taking this very seriously if

it's known well you give him the note

you find oh hush puppy he won't pay the

slightest attention to lolly Pincus and

it

I know lolly lolly knock-knock out of my

way I'm getting out of here

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daisies are yellow wait a second that's

not right Chelios what what color is

daisies right yellow yeah don't sew

roses are red daisies are white and

yellow what is that

homework yeah I can't rightly say

somebody left it on my pillow well how

does it go roses are red daisies are

yellow blah blah blah blah B my fellow

oh that's a love note I knew it I knew

it

let's a love note that's somebody

telling somebody else that they love

them yeah can't be absitively well then

this love note gotta be for you Chelios

yeah yeah so what's it doing on your

pillow I never thought it dad now what

girl do we know is crazy enough to write

you a love poem I don't know and I don't

wanna know

hmm must be a stranger oh that is scary

yeah well sooner or later whoever it is

is gonna show up yeah well I am ready

good what would you do

once upon a time there was a four-sided

planet the reason it was called a

four-sided planet was because it had one

two three four sides now on this

four-sided planet there were two groups

of people belong ciders and the short

ciders now the long siders used to get

together every once in a while but they

would fight because right in the

boundary line between the two groups of

tall ciders there was a pile of gold and

they would get there and they would

fight over it Oh sometimes one group

would go and take some gold sometimes

the other group would go and take some

gold but then they would always go back

to their own homes but they never let

the short ciders get any gold well one

day the short side has said we are going

to go and take some gold in our tiny

little hands so they got together and

then together they went to the boundary

line where the gold was unfortunately

when they got there they found that the

tall ciders had wrapped up the gold in

stiff paper they couldn't get to it well

they were very aggravated first they

banged in blamed and banged and they

managed to knock one of the corners down

and then they knocked and knocked and

knocked and they knocked the second

corner down and then they kicked and

kick and kicked and they kicked the

third corner in and the fourth corner in

but you know what they couldn't do they

couldn't pull apart the two parts of the

paper but what they could do they found

was fold back a little bit here and a

little bit there now they could see the

gold and they said if we work together

we could pull this apart so we could get

to the gold so they pulled and they

pulled and you know what they got they

got a wonderful box and they were able

to put all of the gold into the box and

take it home and they found that the

real treasure was not the gold but the

joy that they had working together

in

this land can help out the US and said

let's schmooze I die before I see rehire

somebody I would like you to meet

could you army to me hi hushpuppy

I'm lambchops Prince Mollie pictus how

do you do

anybody else you want me to meet I'll go

no oh well then good I'll just finish

this comic book well hushed there is

something that I wanted to talk to you

about yeah well you know hushpuppy when

a girl feels a certain way about a boy

she wants to know if he feels the same

way about the girl so tell me do you

feel about me the way I feel about you

are you talking to me yes oh you know I

used to like the way Jamie Tilson talked

but now I just love the way you talk

well I just bump my gums and out it

comes

did you get my poem yeah well I got a

poem I don't know how did your poem go

well she's all for yeah that's it I got

it well what do you think well I think

you made a mistake what yeah I mean

roses to read I agree with that pot but

daisies ain't Yeller they're mostly

white with just a little bit of yellow

right in the middle and sometimes they

don't even have that much I prefer roses

frankly and you know the poem originally

went like this violets are blue and blue

is a favorite color in mine they're damn

job why do you think Jamie Tilson likes

poetry

dancing is my favorite often pause and

wonder that life stick yulya ways cuz

nearly all our famous people were born

on holidays mmm yeah that's right I want

to share in those dad sherry did you

ever think about the fact is we're gonna

play follow-the-leader

yeah guess who's the leader oh come on

then just that I could be the leader

this time and later somebody else would

be the leader all right and you just

sing whatever I sing after I sing it and

follow along we've made

alone

whatever right

do tomorrow at 2:00

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in the sky

I'll bet

afternoon then late at night

by race in the morning

if you wanna rest and

they're just fun

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wherever right

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whatever I do I'm digging a hole to

China

I'm starting Wednesday night

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the hold on a shovel in dirt

for all I'm worth but I'll get through

and you will

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okay that was my turn to be the leader

who wants to be the leader now okay

Sabrina what should we do come on you do

too

come on do it I don't want to be the

only one working up a sweat I want you

at the show yesterday I was sick

well yeah six on the show the day before

a long time ago 90 years ago my family

came over to America from Lithuania

Lithuania was part of Russia and so as a

little girl growing up I always felt

very good about Russian folk tales

because I used to think that's what

grandma listened to when she was a

little girl well my favorite was Baba

Yaga Baba Yaga was a Russian witch and

Baba Yaga would walk through the forest

in her house and her house had chicken

legs and the house would follow her like

a dog oh they were wonderful stories my

favorite was Baba Yaga and the hedgehog

okay now tell me true do you know what a

hedgehog is I didn't know what a

hedgehog was so I asked my friends at

the San Diego Zoo what is a hedgehog and

they said well just look into your lap

and their lap is a hedgehog you will

notice that I'm wearing gardeners gloves

and the reason I am is because this

hedgehog has prickles just like a

porcupine now this is a European

hedgehog hello hedgehog and the reason

well that is prickles I just touched

myself now do you see it curling up into

a ball porcupines and hedgehogs do not

throw their prickles I don't know what

you call these little Spears they don't

throw them you have to touch him and to

protect themselves they curl up into a

ball and then nobody wants to go near

that ball because it's a key sticking

and it could hurt you I just touched it

to my chest it didn't hurt me but I did

feel icky sticky yes I did now yes what

he eats anything whatever it yet he'll

eat dead stuff and isn't he wonderful II

camouflaged to hide he can climb a tree

he can float and he

only comes out at night baba yaga and

the hedgehog is a story about the time

Baba Yaga catches a hedgehog and witches

come out at night too so that's probably

why it's all about Baba Yaga and the

hedgehog and I'm gonna tell that story

to you mr. Hedgehog

I have loved visiting with you I hope

you have enjoyed it too did you enjoy it

come on I want to tell you the story

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baba Yaga used to wander through the

woods looking for bad Russian children

until we ate but you're not a bad

Russian child are you now one day baba

Yaga he was wandering through the woods

and she was really looking for a black

sunflower to eat because she knew that

if she could eat the petals of a black

sunflower she could live for another 200

years she didn't find a black sunflower

but Baba Yaga

he found a hedgehog instead and so she

took him home for dinner and the next

thing you know the hedgehog found

himself in a pot surrounded by veggies

well the Hedgehog

she was shocked she said how did you

come to speak so well because even in

Russia the hedgehogs don't talk and the

Hedgehog said my mother and father were

admiring a beautiful black sunflower in

our garden when my mother said oh I wish

I could have a son even if he were no

bigger then I had a child and soon after

that I was born and everybody laughed

because my parents had a hedgehog for a

son so I was sent over to the forest and

can you imagine all of that just because

of a big black sunflower baba yaga my

goodness

take me to the black sunflower and I

won't eat you for dinner

so the Hedgehog did and the minute Baba

Yaga

pulled up the black sunflower the

hedgehog turned into a little boy named

Ivan who ran home to his mother and

father and Baba Yaga Baba Yaga did eat

the petals of the black sunflower and

Baba Yaga

did live for another 200 years but the

time is up by now so you needn't worry

Finn this is the song that does it and

yes it goes on and on my friend some

people started singing it not knowing

what it was and they'll continue singing

it is forever just because

people singing it not knowing what it

was and they'll continue singing it

forever just because

I don't turn you off

Oh

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right

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this is the song that Charlie Charlie

hang up I want you to go away in the

doorway and don't flip door

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