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02x06 - Forest of Darkness

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Legends of Treasure Island". Aired: 10 September 1993 – 27 June 1995.*
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The series was loosely based on Robert Louis Stevenson's original 1883 novel Treasure Island.

02x06 - Forest of Darkness

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Treasure Island

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early one morning nose does feed on it

I hardly bellow good morning bad

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what what was that is it your gym organs

if it is leave me alone cut off my bass

though suspicious be it's probably dust

this breeze of the trees oh where was I

oh yes ha

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how could you chew that poor person's

tooth

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what here goes

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where's the squire not like him to miss

breakfast first still in school yeah we

better find him he said he was going to

bathe but no sign

he will disclose know what's happened to

him look I don't like the look of this

one bit this belongs to the monkey men

from the forest of darkness the forest

is vast and forbidding and the people's

Savage

we can't leave Squire to a fate like

that we've got to find him how did

grading go away oh just get it over with

can't you don't throw me around anymore

look I suffer from vertigo you know Oh

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fish maybe tweet me

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not bad

fast work - let's go

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this jungle is great why haven't we been

here before might look right

but how could anywhere as lovely as this

be dangerous everything is enormous we

don't want to get tangled up with that

old steady

I can hear rough water what

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breach

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now Hart

this creep is about to make that

decision for us

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is everyone alright yes

looks like we're grounded come on we got

to find the squad before nightfall

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have you really any idea where we're

going we're heading for the part of the

forest I've been thinking there's

probably a lot of them and only three of

us don't worry

I'll look after you Oh

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no I'll do anything money

name your price anything no please I'm

too young beautiful to die I'm not very

tasty

I'd be really chilly though Oh what oh

you want me to drink that yeah you're

joking charlie no very well

mother mold whitish something

what's going on

please not despair tired

great Caesar's ghost

but what's caused this turn of events

okay yes yes alright lead on whoops

butterfingers it's me by Columba the

great

Kumba yes yes the great Columba I see it

all now

yesterday the great

ah whoo

what do you want Luthor been Jane

we've been captured Jim they've got us

this must be their village but it gets

worse

that volcano's about to erupt

but looking on the bright side

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who does that remind shewolf ah grapes

thank you my dear

I'm peeled though you could do better

than that contour being ex*cuted score

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these people there they're my friends

thanks choir that was close friends

friends friends friends friends God good

sure I treat them the same as me yep

obviously I'm quite the same I mean I am

the great God calab wha imma treat them

will serve a reasonable about respect

they clean them up and bring them to my

boudoir hello my friends

if you only do being divided is so

exhausting these fine monkey men will

see if your needs and then bring you to

the great color buzz presence the great

Columba he's really gone stark raving

mad this time still he did save us Jimbo

but how are we gonna get him back now go

on Jane do you tell him he's got to come

back blasted great color ba*ls dignity

must not be degraded

do that don't said that that's not

begins I said the great come on Bart

forgives the great Calabar is hot now

where was I oh yes the great Calabar

greets his friends no the no

longer exists no blind ones can you not

see I am mortal eyes so dim I have

undergone an evolution a transformation

I have said the last vestiges of a man

who was the squire to become the great

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look you'll never come back if they keep

this up something's really bothering me

hey Ben where are you going Oh won't be

long Jim just gonna check something out

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yes my memory fails me

well anger Oh Popo Columba Pongo I will

never mind

maybe it'll come to me later still

bothers me though the great Columba

grows weary he will retire ready boo hmm

of the great caliber the wishes his

friends

goodnight no no

well anger of Popo Columba tong go

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no no

well anger a Popo Columba Pongo I know

what it means then what's wrong though

my great goodness

I know what this is all about they're

going to sacrifice the squire to the

volcano

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Squire wake up wake up don't be gone

mortal The Grates color ba*ls beauty

sleep is sacrosanct the great Columbus

beauty stay a lot longer than he thinks

unless he comes to his senses pretty

sharpish know it's you lot I might um

just shut up Squire and listen we're all

in deep trouble the monkey man believed

you to be the great Columba of legend

points ooh Colombo was born of the

volcano and the monkey men intend to

return in there as a sacrifice I assume

you're going happy about that no you

miserable jealous creatures these Bucky

people love me no no no they adore me

they adore me so take your pitting

rescue attempt away with you and leave

me in peace them bottles

oh no quick Squire please come oh don't

be ridiculous Jim I'll sort this out now

look yeah what do you think you're doing

how dare you defile the boudoir of the

great Jim let's get out of here

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let me go go

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no one can't believe it I thought things

of deranged come how could people be so

fickle well unless we think of something

very very soon

the great Columbo will soon become the

late Columbo oh yes that's Mike Ditka

bad but he's down well I've got an idea

well out with it what is he to blad

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which me

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no please don't

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Bulova save the village

Squire you're a hero again

say it seems Columba is great again well

that's that's all well and good but

these monkey matter as unpredictable as

they volcano oh now I want to go back

with you thank you thank you and goodbye

marvelous of your marvelous

yes thank you for the dating this

glorious boot to the great color bar

come on Squire time we got going

yes yes I'll miss my loyal subjects

maybe

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oh look look at these precious stones

like rich I think you mean look at these

stone Squire would you be

I mean stones as in pebbles they're

pebbles what do the right it's worthless

worthless

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