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01x11 - The Cave of Babel

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Legends of Treasure Island". Aired: 10 September 1993 – 27 June 1995.*
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The series was loosely based on Robert Louis Stevenson's original 1883 novel Treasure Island.

01x11 - The Cave of Babel

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thank you

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oh yeah everything

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ready

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come on

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thank you

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we've not had a naughty smile

face it broken nothing in your life's

ever been honest

when I was ships cook I spent my time

chasing rats out of the deli now we have

to force the rodent in put in your

potato traps there's no better place for

a rap battle in the galley

right we're in the ground now I'll have

you swing from a Charlie yes

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I need salt and pepper

Shout

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pepper

shout Pepe

yes that's all to save time

it's about time

this is witchcraft oh he is rumbling

it's that empty gullet of yours that's

rumbling now eat

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we're all a gentle mistake I promise

I'll never make curry again

it was a mistake to put you in the

galley it was now listen to me you

wretched rodent you're out of attention

for God I want you to swamp objects

if you botched this up I'll have you off

my ship would I let you down don't Press

Your Luck

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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you were last written Fireball

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whoops

that's it you're off the ship for God

and don't come back

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thank you

without a job an upper class pirate

reduced to a lower class poliwog I've

got to get back on that ship I have to

prove myself to be captained once and

for oh

it's just at the clearing in some kind

of cave

shot

today we might have to dig our way in

get their way in could it be that

treasure

the buyers found the treasure

now what is all this nonsense about

listen doctor

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thank you

say this is a bizarre kettle of fish

there must be a hundred people in there

I'm going in

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oh

wow

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I say Jim do you see anyone

no one

I see silver

yards and yards of silver

silver

yards and yards of silver

I think I've found a way to get me jump

back

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I don't like the sound of that come out

of there Jim

okay Doctor here I come

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can you hear me Tim

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doctor help me

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attack

s

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it Pour it down Diggy Dig why boy

been reformatted

I love your slices you 50 pieces I said

you're finished I know that but

yeah

a cave filled with silver we have to

Hoodie the best shimmers in there now

yeah treasure I should

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if this is some kind of joke I swear

very well we'll head for your cave and

you better hope for Treasure my little

road ditcher or I'll be resting your

sunset

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treasure

yes now you've seen the silver let's get

out of here

what is enough silver here to make a

lifetime supply of coins what can I do

to affect you

all I want is me jump back

we are breaking my heart well if that's

what you want so be it now that you're

back on the payroll starter you keep

let's take this silver as our own

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well that's an odd thing

back your horse flies from hell

yo we have to get out to be a captain

out of here my bag we're taking much

rightfully ours

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where am I

captain

I feel strange I feel

bigger

I have your body you want

what happened I'm all hit

oh this is wonderful

hey

watch what you're doing with my body

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oh yeah once quiet mullet heads are we

supposed to be afraid of you you better

be I'm your captain hey back off Logan

I'm in charge yeah what was that I'll

pull out your blink as you useless dirty

bag

you will be sleeping in an eternity box

you 40 faced homily High I think I'm

going to enjoy this

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I'm still your captain

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I'll be getting the oldest hair also

help me I'll have you off the ship

faster than you can crack corn

I might be shorter than you but I still

got a bigger brain why that's it Captain

you are smaller

the loyal sound in perception I'm

smarter Captain yes match that I ever

ever will easily make your way to Jim's

camp and grab the map you're right about

that you two-legged lit ball with my

size and your brains no one

ah it's a fine idea

jagript tombow

calm yourself speak since man

what's okay

Jim looks like he's been through a

thought Mill he's talking backwards

oh my it's not only gym that's been

switched around

the map's been reduced to nonsense

it's all mixed up it's useless

useless

the map is ruined

quiet captain

I'd love to step on you you merely

moused around I've had enough

there's only one way to solve all this

little culture that God has spoken at

this cave it traps words and people and

whatever else happens to wondering and

somehow rearranges them if you're going

by yourself you end up speaking in

Reverse it's a bit of a mess as you can

see

yeah good thing we went in there

together hey Captain a riot then it's

clear that we must return Jim to the

cave and set him right as it were

the boy agrees with you

well of course he does Jim's got a good

head on his shoulders

that's the right way rub

return to the cave it all will be right

the map will be back to normal

and so will you and I my mate and so

will you and I

here we go Jim this ought to set things

right

I'll take the map the map's no good to

you long john if it is Long John I'm

addressing none of your lip doctor I'll

be back

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done we'll see about that quickly Jim

Trump

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and hand me this is bad form who's got

the upper hand now Long John or should I

say the upper head

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into the cave

foreign

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rickety

foreign

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thank you

James

can you hear me

it was awful I had a peg leg and my head

was

I I can talk again

I can speak

heads intact arms intact

a pet leg back when it rightfully

belongs

the map

the map

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you didn't make you did it I told

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look on the bright side captain at least

you have me back

right you'll friendly peek out

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well that's the end of that

how's our map

everything's right back where it belongs

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