02x01 - Dog Days/Dragon Dad

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪

♪ It's been a while,
but we're back with style ♪

♪ So get set to have some fun ♪

♪ We'll bring you action
and satisfaction ♪

♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪

♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

OK, just one more time.

-You don't know how to count.
-I know, I know.

But this one is really my last one.

Aaah!

Theodore, get my wheel!

Oh...

Great. Note to self.
Don't wait for Alvin after school

when he wants to practice
his skateboard tricks.

[whining]

Huh? Is... is someone there?

-[whining]
-OK. Hold on.

Oh!

-Did you find it?
-No.

Aw, nuts!

But thanks for trying, Theodore.

-Ugh! You're welcome.
-What? No, no.

-[yelping]
-Did you hear that?

-What?
-That!

Huh. What? No, no. What?

-[barking]
-That!

THEODORE: [shouting]
I don't hear anything!

-Theodore, what's going on?
-Huh? What do you mean?

Oh, what do I mean?
There's a dog on your back.

-Oh, really?
-Yeah, really, really.

And now it's crawling up on your shoulder
and licking your face.

Oh, really?

I... I hadn't noticed.

OK, Theodore, come on. Are you
gonna tell me what's going on?

No, because you'll just say
that Dave won't let me keep it.

Oh, no, I won't.
I'll say we keep it, but don't tell Dave.

SIMON: Absolutely not.

And why is that?

Oh, why? Well, because if Dave found out,

he'd be furious and...
and he has made it very clear

that we can't have a pet

until we prove we're responsible
enough to take care of one.

Well, how can we prove
we're responsible enough for a pet,

if we can't have a pet?

Dave has given us plenty of chances.

-Like when?
-Oh, really, really, Alvin?

You want to pretend you have amnesia?
Fine.

Like feeding Miss Croner's cats,
walking Mr Wheeler's dog,

cleaning out Carlos' fish tank
when he was gone.

-Baby-sitting--
-OK, stop, Simon.

Those examples are like ages ago.

All right, you talk to him.
I'm not getting through.

[in puppy voice]
Why don't you like me, Simon?

It's not that I don't like you.
Please stop the licking.

It's just that Dave will--

Don't tell Dave. He'll make me go away.

-Hey, guys!
-[gasp]

Guess who just had a baby!

-You remember my cousin--
-Yes, your cousin!

Of course! Of course!
But, but...

don't you have dinner to prepare
for three hungry mouths?

Come on, now.
Out you go. Out you go.

I just wanted to show you the--

Dave, Dave, Dave. Please.
No need to dirty the plates.

-OK, Dave. See you tomorrow.
-Thank you for dinner.

Oh, but I wanted to show you
pictures of the baby.

He's adorable!

Ugh! Baby pictures, Dave?

Oh, all right.
Let's just get this over with.

Oh, my goodness!
Well, isn't it just so precious?

-OK, Alvin, that's enou--
-It is cute, Dave.

Yeah. Very cute.

But, you know, we have lots of homework.

On... on Friday?

Yes, because that's
what it takes to get ahead!

Night, Dave.

Theodore Jamison, come here.

[barks]

-Theodore Jamison?
-Yes. I named him after--

Yourself. Mmm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah, I figured that out.

-Why don't we call him TJ?
-OK. TJ.

-Morning, boys!
-[gasp]

Hurry!

Hey, Alvin. I'm just gonna go out
to get a gift for the baby.

Dave, we don't need to know
your every move.

Um, thanks, Dave. See you later.

Well, OK.
Let me just say goodbye to Theodore.

Theodore?

THEODORE: Don't come in!
I'm... I'm in the bathroom!

Oh, well, all right, well...

You know, look, I'll see you guys--

Guys, he's gone!

-Let's show TJ the house.
-Let's take him for a walk.

Let's play fetch!

[♪♪♪]

[whimpers]

[whimpers]

[gasps] Where's TJ?

-[gasp]
-[barking]

Oh, thank goodness.

-Boys!
-[gasps] Dave's home.

Can anyone explain this?

[sighs] Well, uh, you know, uh...

Theodore had a little accident.

-What?
-Theodore, is this something--

Let's not make a big deal of it, Dave.

But are you OK?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

OK, well, um... You know, we gotta go.

Way to humiliate him, Dave.

Why did you tell him I did it?

Theodore, it was that
or let him know we have a dog.

You had to take one for the team, buddy.

Look, it's only for a little while.

Just until we can get him trained

-so he's really well-behaved.
-Exactly.

'Cause then Dave will see
how responsible we are

and let us keep him.

OK. Oh...

ALVIN: Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you again for flying Air Alvin.

Just wanted to tell you
we've got clear skies ahead

and pretty much every indication
that we are in

for a very pleasant flight.

Oops. Excuse me, excuse me,
uh, passengers, um...

This is your captain again.

We unfortunately have landed
in a giant bookcase.

However, however, not to be upset.

I have every confidence we will make our--

Where's TJ?

[gasp] Whoa!

Dave's gonna be home any minute!

We've gotta find him!

[growls]

Nooooo!

-Dave's home!
-[barking]

[gasps] Theodore,
I'll stop Dave from coming in.

But you gotta put the feathers
back in the couch!

Hurry, man!

[panicked whimpering]

Oh, no! Ah! Oh!

Theodore!

-Yeah?
-Huh!

Theodore, what are you doing?

I... I... Well, um, you know,
just playin'... playin' around.

Can someone tell me
what's happening to Theodore?

Well, I'll tell you what didn't help.

All that talk about your cousin's baby.

Isn't he precious? Isn't he just adorable?

And you're surprised Theodore
is pooping in the kitchen?

Well, you know, Dave,
Theodore's used to being the baby,

you know, the cute one.

And the research has shown
that when you feel displaced

by, you know, the younger sibling,

in this instance a cousin, well,

he's just trying to get your attention.

Baby this! Baby that! Oh, come on!

Oh, now, you know,
I don't remember talking that much--

Oh, stop it, David.
Haven't you done enough already?

I think he just needs a little time.

You know, fine.

[♪♪♪]

♪ You so bad to me
I should despise ya ♪

♪ But then you look at me
with puppy dog eyes, oh ♪

♪ And I forgive ya
and we go back to the start ♪

♪ Ooh! ♪

♪ Again and again and again
cause I got puppy love ♪

♪ Ooh! ♪

♪ Woof, woof, I got puppy love ♪

♪ I got puppy love ♪

♪ See it in my eyes ♪

♪ I got puppy love ♪

♪ It's gonna be my demise ♪

♪ You say you love me, love me,
but it's only puppy love ♪

♪ Puppy love,
woof, woof, I got puppy love ♪

♪ I got puppy love,
see it in my eyes ♪

♪ I got puppy love ♪

I see Theodore
is still pooping in the kitchen.

You heard about that?

I can straighten him out in no time.

Really, Dave?
I mean, leaving Theodore with Miss Croner?

Well, she said she knew what to do.

She said it would only take an hour.

Now step in the kitty box!

[sighs]

Go on! Step in the kitty box!

No treat unless you step in the kitty box!

Oh, yeesh. Ugh!

Alvin, look. He's in the kitty litter.

This has just gone way too far.

He gets a treat every time.
How bad can it be?

MISS CRONER: Kitty box!

OK, yeah. You're right. It's bad.

-MISS CRONER: Kitty box!
-But what can we do?

MISS CRONER: Kitty box! Now!

Oh, man, that was rough.

Oh.

OK, remember the signal.

If you don't want to go with her,
sit and bark twice.

Bartholomew!

I missed you!

Oh, thank you!

Don't forget me.

Are you OK, Theodore?

I know it's hard, Theodore,
but it was the right thing to do.

Yeah, I guess. We weren't ready
for the responsibility.

-Aah!
-Well?

I just can't thank you enough,
Miss Croner.

I mean, I don't know what you did,

but it's been a week now
and everything's back to normal.

Yes, I'm not surprised.

Uh, could I give you a call
if I have any problem with Alvin?

MISS CRONER: Send him over, David!
I'll get his tail on straight.

No!

[video game blasts]

h*, h*, h*! Face it, you are my prisoner.

Game over, Galactic Knight.

I don't think so, Star Avenger.

Because... wormhole!

What? Where did that come... ?
I don't even...

How did you know there was wormhole there?

I... I don't know. I... I just knew.

And because Simon showed me earlier.

-[doorbell rings]
-[gasps] It's here!

Have I got a heck of a deal for you!

The world's most amazing vacuum cleaner.

Oh... No, thanks.

Are you expecting someone, Theodore?

What? No. Uh...
I was... I was just answering the door.

That's... that's all I was doing.

OK. You haven't run to answer the door

since the girl scouts' cookie jamboree.

-Spill it.
-I... I can't tell you.

Ooh.
A mystery is definitely afoot, Watson.

Right, right, yes.
But even more importantly,

something mysterious is going on.

That's what I just... Oh, never mind.

-[doorbell rings]
-Whoa!

Well, hi. Is Alvin home?

Simon, did you see that?

He just shut the door in Sandy's face!

And she's still outside.

Aah! Right, right!

[chuckles] Sandy, Sandy.
Don't mind my little brother.

So, what brings you to Casa de Alvin?

I wanted to invite you to my party.

h*, h*! I will be there, for sure.

Cool. See you then.

I've been invited to Sandy's party!

h*, h*! Yes!

Well, congratulations, Alvin.

Now, should we go and see
what's happening with Theodore?

All right, Theodore.
Don't try running away this time.

Yeah, what's so important?

I... I wish I could tell you,
but I just can't.

[gasps] Look!

He faked us out!

[doorbell rings]

Uh, I got it!

-Package for Theodore Seville?
-Oh! That's me!

Hey, what have you got there,
Theodore?

He's not saying, Dave.
His lips are sealed.

Please don't make me tell you.

If I do... the evil troll king might hear

and I will have failed my mission.

The evil troll king? What's going on?

Dave, don't... don't worry.
I'll get to the bottom of this.

The master sleuth is on the case.

Ugh.

He's picking up
sticks and twigs and feathers.

As if he's making a nest.

Or, and this is where
my powers of deduction come in,

cleaning up the yard.

Theodore!
We have the little blanket you asked for!

Thank you. I'll be right up!

The girls are in on this?

Ahem! I cannot believe this, Theodore.

You told the girls your secret,
but not your brothers?

Yeah, because you can't keep a secret.

What? Oh, that's hilarious.
Me not keep a secret?

They don't call me tight-lipped Seville
for nothing.

She... she does have a point.

Simon, did you hear
what Theodore's planning to do?

Hello, hello, everyone.
Little news bulletin.

Theodore has a secret girlfriend.

Yes, that's right. Secret. Tell a friend!

OK, Theodore told me not to say anything,

but I'm sure he won't mind
if I told you guys.

Oh, we're gonna go back
in ancient history?

-It's when I was young and--
-It was last week.

Well, it's been a great, maturing week,
what can I say?

This time, I won't say anything to anyone.

-Scout's honour.
-You're not a scout.

Well, hold on, you know, hold on.

I was for, like, almost a half a day.

OK. I'll tell you.

THEODORE: Here it is.

Oh, please!

Sorry, sorry, sorry, Theodore. Um, an egg?

This is all about an egg?

It's not just any egg.

It's a dragon egg.

OK, OK, Theodore, a little FYI.

Dragons existed like, you know,
a hundred years ago,

when dinosaurs were around.

No, Alvin.
Dinosaurs existed millions of...

Um, you know, that's not even important.

Theodore, the important thing
is dragons never existed.

Yeah, that's what I thought

until I read about this secret society

that wants to reintroduce
dragons into the wild. See?

They need dragon dads and moms

to help protect the dragon eggs
until they hatch.

Theodore, um, did you pay money
for this dragon egg?

Every cent I had!

You see, there's an evil troll king

who loves dragon-egg omelettes

and he'll do anything to find them.

Theodore, you know, I hate to say this,

but dragons, they're just a myth.
It's a story.

Theodore, you just lost all your money!

Oh.

Oh, that was really good.
Yeah, yeah, really sensitive.

Nice going.

OK, the girls told me what happened.

And I want you two
to respect Theodore's mission.

But, Dave, you know,
Theodore's whole mission is--

Important.

It's important to Theodore
and that's all that matters.

-Fine.
-Fine.

Good. Now, Theodore,
is there anything they can help you with?

Well, in the instructions
that came with the egg,

there's a long list of things to do.

Alvin and Simon will take care of that.

-Anything else?
-I have to protect the egg

from the evil troll king.

All right, boys. You have your orders.

[both] All right.

Dave, you know, I really think
Simon is way better--

Go.

♪ I promise ♪

♪ To care for you
through thick and through thin ♪

♪ You're my comet ♪

♪ sh**ting through the sky
from end to end ♪

♪ Yes, you're my precious one ♪

♪ And life ain't yet begun ♪

♪ The rain can pour on down ♪

♪ 'Cause every moment
I can spend with you ♪

♪ Is the highlight of life ♪

Ugh. OK, Theodore.

We've done everything
the instructions told us to do.

-I think we're done here.
-Nope.

We have to bring the egg
to the forest tonight.

Tonight? No, no, no, no, no, no.
I've got Sandy's party.

But, you know, Simon is totally available.

No, no. I'm not available.
I have a mathletes meeting.

We're discussing
primary numbers and integers.

Oh, right, integers. Right.
You sure don't want to miss that.

But... but tonight's the night.
It's the full moon,

and the instructions say
dragons always hatch on the full moon.

Theodore, I'm sure the dragon
is very considerate

and would be happy to hatch
on the next full moon.

You know, when Sandy isn't having a party.

Dave said you had to help me.
And it has to be tonight.

This whole thing is ridiculous!

Alvin, there's nothing we can do about it.
We promised Dave.

Yes, yes. That's true. We did.

But what if I told you I had a plan?

-I don't want to hear it.
-Oh, Simon, no, no, no.

It's a really good, you know,
foolproof plan.

OK, all right.
Now, I really don't want to hear it.

We keep our promise to Dave,

you get to see your mathletes
and I go to Sandy's.

Oh, fine, Alvin. I'll listen.

[whispers]

You do realise we'll need help?

h*, h*!
Already three steps ahead of you

and I know just the person.

-Absolutely not!
-But... but, Brittany...

I will not be manipulated.
I will not be manipulated.

Oh, but, Britt!

Theodore is going to be devastated
when that egg doesn't hatch.

And we all know
there's no dragon in there.

But, with my plan, he keeps believing!

No one gets hurt, especially Theodore.

OK. OK. I'll do it.

But only because it's for Theodore.

[owl hoots]

Repeat after me.

Agoo, bladoo, karumblaladoo.

-Um. You're kidding, right?
-No!

It's a baby-dragon lullaby.
It welcomes him into the world.

-We have to say it.
-[leaves rustling]

Shh! Did you hear that?

-[weird chattering]
-What do you think it is?

Oh! It can't be... Could it?

-I mean, what if it's the...
-Evil troll king!

-[shuffling]
-Oh, I...

I certainly hope that it's not...
[louder] the evil troll king!

Why, it must be the evil troll king!

[high-pitched growl]

[scream]

Oh, guys! That was close!

Oh, but... but how did he find us?

Because he knows all.

At least, according to the instructions.

[gasps] Oh, no! The dragon egg!

We left it behind!

We... we have to save it!

Theodore, wait!

I'm beginning to regret this.

Don't give up yet.

No! He got the egg!

I... I'm so sorry, Theodore.

-Actually, it's OK.
-Say what?

I switched the dragon egg
with a fake one.

That was very clever of you, Theodore.

There goes my plan.
We'll be here all night,

and he's going to be really sad
when nothing happens.

Maybe not. Brittany is still here.

We can fix this.

So, so, uh, Theodore,
where did you hide the real egg?

I'll show you.

[gasps] Brittany?

You're the evil troll king?

Oh, Theodore.

BRITTANY: They made me do it!

It's true, Theodore.
We asked her to steal the egg

so you wouldn't be upset
when it didn't hatch.

[garbled apology attempt]

Theodore, we're so sorry about this,
but, you know, dragons don't exist.

You were fooled.

If I was fooled,
then why is the egg broken?

-Britt, great touch.
-Uh... it wasn't me.

Do you think it was Dave?

-[growling]
-[gasp]

Guys, look!

Bye! Bye, dragon!

Dave? Dave?

[scream]

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪