02x14 - Missing Miss Smith/Monster Madness

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♪ It's been a while,
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah...

Class isn't over, Alvin.

-Alvin!
-What?

You can't pack up until you're dismissed!

No, no, no! I wasn't packing up!

I saw you!

No, you saw me organising my backpack,

which is very different from packing up.

[laughter]

Alvin, I'm not playing
your little games today.

Now would you like to talk about
the reading assignment from last night?

Seriously?

Would I like to talk about the assignment?

Yeah, right after I poke my eyes out
with a pencil!

[laughter]

What... What are you
finding funny about this?

I don't know why you're encouraging him.

Alvin, if you read the book,
you'll get something out of it.

-I read like 30 pages!
-No, you didn't.

Well, it felt like 30 pages.
It was so boring!

That's enough!

Will someone please start
the discussion on the book?

Anyone?

[bell rings]

Oof! Hey! I waited for the bell!

The bell doesn't dismiss you, Alvin.
I dismiss you!

Now sit down!

But I've got practice. I've got to...

I don't care!

Now sit down
or I'll keep you a lot longer!

At your desk, Alvin! So help me...

All right, all right.
[mutters] But it's so unfair.

Oh, I... I... I can't take it...
Can't take it...

I can't... Oh... I...
Will you excuse me?

Oh, she can leave, but we're stuck here?

Will you stop pushing her?

She probably just went
to get something, OK?

She'll be right back.

OK, she might have bailed.

Guys, if I'm not home in 30 minutes,

-my mom is going to freak!
-[door]

See? Here she comes!

I am so sorry to keep you here.

I just talked to Miss Smith
and she won't be coming back.

-You fired her?
-No, she left.

She just said she was done.
Now, please, get up,

your parents are waiting for you outside.

I'm sad Miss Smith is gone.

Well, then you shouldn't
have been misbehaving!

You know what?

The whole class
should write her an apology.

Get her a flower basket
or a fragrance. You know,

something to mask her natural musk.

Alvin, you're the one
who should apologise.

Oh, come on, Simon.
Miss Smith and I are homies.

Alvin, she was talking to you
the whole time

and you kept interrupting.

That? No. That's our back-and-forth
banter. She loves it.

Oh, right. Yeah.
That's probably why she begged you to stop

before leaving the classroom.

Oh, yeah. There is that. Yeah.

I see your point.

"I'm sorry I couldn't stand
your boring classes."

Alvin, that's not an apology!

Simon, don't judge me yet, OK?

-I'm not done.
-OK, just, you know.

Just move aside, OK?

Now, here's how you write
a real apology letter.

Simon, do you detect any movement?

-No, nothing yet.
-So what if she sees you?

You're just dropping off a note.

Oh, Theodore, if she sees me,
she's gonna wanna talk to me.

Then all that hard work Simon did

writing my apology letter
would go out the window!

Oh, well, you have to see her sometime.

I don't want to see her
until after she reads my letter.

Now, cover for me, guys!
If I'm not back by 0800...

Alvin, it'll take 30 seconds, OK?
This is no big deal!

Simon, there's no telling
what I'll encounter out there.

Just keep an eye out!

Here comes Alvin, he's a secret agent man.

He does whatever is part of the plan.

If he has a plan, he makes it happen.

He'll totally make it happen!

Well, I bet Miss Smith
loved my letter... your letter,

and is waiting for us as we speak.

OK, everyone,
if I can have your attention up here,

I'd like to get started. Hello?

Where's Miss Smith?

OK, class! If you could just settle down.
I just... Ow!

-[kids laughing]
-OK, that was a good shot.

This'll be the best class ever!
He's a pushover.

Hey, guys, come on, come on!
Cut it out!

Huh! Don't worry, I'll hit you later.
[chuckles]

Watch this.

Well, hello, children.
My name is Sergeant Daniel Dopkins

-and I am your worst nightmare.
-[gasp]

Did you file my paperwork, how I like it?

-Sir, yes, sir!
-Good. I'll see you at home.

-OK, Dad.
-OK, what?

I mean, OK, sir! I meant, OK, sir!

That's better. Now get outta here!

Hey! Don't forget your book!

Ugh! Ow, Dad...

-Something funny to you?
-No!

-No?
-I mean, no, sir.

Why are you laughing, funny boy?

I just... I thought...

You're not here to have thoughts!

You're here to be moulded
into an upright citizen!

So stand up
and give me 20 pliés! Now!

-20 what?
-Pliés!

Oh, please, tell me y'all know
what a plié is?

Is that like a push-up?

Oh, you lot are hopeless!

A push-up is for pansies.
This is a plié.

You want me to do that?

I want you and the rest
of the class to do that

until you can't stand on
your tippy toes anymore! Now!

-Do it again!
-I can't do anymore!

Do it!

Oh, I've never worked out
this part of my body before!

[groaning]

You, like, better get
Miss Smith back, ASAP!

I wrote her an apology note.
She must not have read it!

Let's go back to her house after school.

-No, talking! Ten more!
-[groan]

No groaning!
Ten more to the ten more! Now!

Ten... Do it! Eight, seven, six...

No, don't put me on hold!
Don't put me on hold!

OK, so it's up to you now.

Say you're sorry for being disrespectful

and a constant disruption...

But I wouldn't be disrupting
if she wasn't boring!

Yeah, uh, don't... don't say that.

You can do this, Alvin. Come on.

Uh, Miss Smith?

Miss Smith, I see you.
Did you get my letter?

Simon, Theodore! Get out of there!

-Hey...
-Hey...

-Miss Smith!
-Go away, Alvin!

Go away?
That's not very neighbourly!

I'm not your neighbour.
Get off my porch!

[chuckles] Not until you talk to me.

-No! Put me down!
-Ow! Hey! Do not squirm!

I will detain you if I have to.

-Oh, but she's my teacher!
-She ain't anymore!

She's a woman in town!
A random lady who doesn't like you!

You can't go within 100 feet of her house!
That's the law.

♪ I've been missing you ♪

♪ I've been missing you, darling ♪

♪ Ever since you left
I've been starving ♪

♪ For you save me from a life of grey ♪

♪ You can call me crazy ♪

♪ I don't mind at all ♪

♪ 'Cause every time you leave me ♪

♪ I just spin in circles ♪

♪ I don't know where I am ♪

♪ I lose all control ♪

♪ Missing you is just ♪

♪ Just another thing I do ♪

♪ And I am losing all control ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm missing you ♪

She's taking private yoga classes?

Yeah. She's been living the dream
ever since she quit teaching us.

Uh, I don't think she's coming back, guys.

-Yeah, thanks to Alvin!
-No, no, no! I apologised.

-Uh... You never apologised.
-Yeah, Simon apologised.

You don't think she knows the difference

between your words and Simon's?

"I'm sorry I get restless
when your class goes on and on

and on and on
about the dumb smart stuff"?

Alvin, are you out of your mind?

This is my apology, OK?
Written my way, all right?

Besides, I have an extra surprise for her.

Something that involves the whole class.

She's gonna love it!

Yeah, I feel you keep saying that.

Guys, guys, keep it down.
We only have one chance at this!

-[murmur of voices]
-What?

Guys, guys, come on! Pay attention!

When she comes out,
we'll sing the song I wrote,

hand her my apology letter
and bam! All will be forgiven!

Ow! The wax is burning my hand!

-Cheesy!
-Give me your candle!

-No way!
-Come on! Please!

Be professional. We're starting!

Simon, I'm not allowed near her door,
so, would you knock?

What did I say the other day?

-What did I just say?
-Oh, snap, it's the popo!

-Let's get outta here!
-I'm 100 feet away!

I'm not breaking the rules!

Oh, OK, you're not breaking the rules?
I get it,

'cause from where I'm standing,

you are causing a major disturbance!

You're causing a disturbance!
I'm just trying to apologise.

Do you hear me, Miss Smith?

I don't care what you're doing!

You're not allowed to be here!
That was clear!

-Miss Smith!
-No! Hey!

Miss Smith, please!

-Attention!
-[gasp]

What a well-behaved class.

-Hi, Bernice. How's it going?
-Hello, Danny.

Should we try this again?
Who'd like to start us off

on the book discussion?

-Oh, Alvin.
-Did you get my letter?

Yes, but we're not discussing this now.

But you liked it?
That's why you came back?

Does anyone have anything to say
about the ten-page assignment?

h*, h*! I love this!

Back where you belong,
you and me back in action.

Homies again! Doing our thing--

-Be quiet, Alvin!
-Yup, yup. I'm on it.

-Quiet as a mouse.
-No! You're not being quiet!

-That's...
-No, no, I am. Totally quiet.

No! You're not being quiet!

I see what you're saying.
Totally get it.

-I'll explain it to the others.
-Alvin!

-Wow! That was a great movie!
-Highly entertaining.

Oh, it was a little too much for me.

I'm sorry. A little too much?
It was terrifying!

If you guys get scared,
just... just do what I do.

It does have one drawback, though.

-Ew! I was sharing with you!
-Yeah, it's my new thing.

-I call it "bucketing".
-Oh, you guys,

I wish you could have seen your faces!
They were classic!

Brittany was like,
"No, stop it. I can't take it!

I'm scared! No!"

And sorry, Eleanor,
but you were like, "No!"

[chuckles] Right. And I suppose
you weren't scared at all?

-Of that? Oh, please.
-And what about you, Simon?

-You weren't scared either?
-Brittany,

I know the difference
between fact and fiction.

Britt, don't worry about it.

You're just a scared little kid.
It's not your fault.

-We're just braver than you.
-Ugh! Fine!

There's no way to prove it,
so we'll have to take your--

Hey! Hey, guys! Hey!

I'm with the movie company.
You got a second?

-Oh, sure.
-Oh, great.

We're trying this new marketing campaign
where we videotape people

watching our movies with night-vision

so we can capture people's
reactions, when they're, like, "Ahh!"

h*, h*! Wait a second.

You recorded us watching the movie?

I got it here. Wanna see it?

Oh, yes! Yes!

I'm sorry.
I don't know what happened.

-Don't do that!
-Alvin!

Well, I am just a clumsy goose today!

Oh, no. Did I break it?

-I broke it, didn't I?
-No worries, bro.

It's a gift we hand out to participants.

Here's the one with the video.

-Oh...
-OK, are you ready?

Yes! Can't wait!

-[screaming]
- Hey, guys! Check this out!

Oh, will you look at...
We are running late, guys!

Come on! Let's... everyone!
Time to get home!

-[screaming]
-[screams]

Hey, there I am! Oh, that looks good.

Everybody, everyone!
Free pizza at our house!

Free pizza! Free pizza!

-Mommy!
-Britt, let's just turn it off.

Turn it off. OK, I'm not
kidding, Britt! Turn it off!

Oh, what's the matter, Alvin?

You don't want everyone to see
how not afraid you were?

[screaming]

h*, h*! Let's see it again!

[laughs] You gotta send me that link!

No! Don't send it!

[laughs] I'm sorry, guys,
but did you see their faces?

They were all, like,
"Ooh, oh, my gosh. I'm so scared!"

[laughter]

Wow! Were you guys scared or what?

I didn't think you guys
ever got that scared.

So, you were just kidding
about the pizza, right?

Why did they have to show everyone?

It's probably gonna go viral.

Yeah, you guys were kidding.
There's probably no pizza.

-Right?
-Oh, Simon.

-It's not going to go viral.
-But there's pizza, right?

You think it'll go viral?

-No!
-No!

Will somebody please tell me?
Is there pizza?

Let's see. Let's see.
OK, "scared chipmunks".

Yup, here it is.
Uploaded an hour ago, and it has...

Oh. Only ten views. Thank you!

Yes! Yes! Only ten views!

OK, now we can put this entire
humiliating moment behind us...

-Wait. Wait. Wait. Hold on.
-What?

I just refreshed. Now it's 23 views.

Oh, please. That's still nothing to...

I refreshed again. Now it's 89 views.

OK, all right, you know,
but still under a hundred.

243 views?

Two hundred... What?
How did... just slow it down!

-It's a 1,024!
-Simon, stop hitting refresh!

That has nothing to do with it!

♪ Lurking there in the shadows ♪

♪ Waiting for the sun to go down ♪

♪ Covered up in the darkness ♪

♪ In the night it is gonna come out ♪

♪ Shivering, but it's warm out ♪

♪ 'Cause I know what is coming for you ♪

♪ And then what am I gonna do? ♪

♪ I got no chance, so I revel in your ♪

♪ Your monster madness
Monster madness ♪

♪ Your monster madness
Your, your ♪

♪ Monster madness ♪

♪ You bring the monster outta me ♪

♪ And it's gonna get ugly ♪

♪ I might be wicked
But admit it, you love me ♪

♪ Now set your inner monster free ♪

♪ Don't you hide in the blackness ♪

♪ I wanna see all your monster madness ♪

All right, well, I think
it's safe to say we went viral.

We need to do something, OK?

Because, right now, we look like the two,

most scared, worried,
frightened people in the world.

Now millions of people know about that!

So... Wait a second. h*, h*!

We're going to give the girls
a little surprise

and make them look like
the biggest scaredy-cats in the world!

We've got the movie all set up.

Yeah, OK, Britt. Yeah.
Sounds great! OK, see ya later.

h*, h*! Yes! We're on!

OK, people,
Operation Monster Madness is a go!

Everyone knows what to do, right?

Simon, are the cameras ready?

More than ready, Alvin.

16 night-vision cameras
hidden all over the house.

h*, h*! After tonight,
everyone in the entire world

will see how scared the girls are,

and no one will be talking
about our video!

[doorbell]

Oh, hello, girls. It is so nice
to see you... this evening.

We're all looking...
I mean, you're all looking well.

Uh, are you feeling OK, Theodore?

Of course. Shall we go upstairs

to see what Alvin and Simon are up to?

Yeah, you're definitely acting weird.

Uh... Shall we go and see
what Alvin and Simon are up to?

You just said that.

OK, they're here!

Hi, guys. What are you doing?

Oh, this is weird.

A news report just came out:
there was a sighting

of some creature in the neighbourhood.

And they said it looked
half man, half wolf.

Oh, no!

Maybe we should... uh...

Maybe we should... Ugh! Line!

-[whispers]
-Oh, yeah.

Leave!

Oh, brother!

OK, Theodore, what's wrong with you?

Nothing. What's wrong with you?

OK. Let's drop the whole
"What's wrong with you?"

Everyone's got nothing wrong with them,
OK?

Let's just watch our scary movie.

[on-screen screams]

I need the bathroom.

-I'll be right back.
-Yes, um, me too.

-Oh, should I pause the movie?
-No! No, no, you know,

just keep watching, enjoy.
It'll only take a second.

[growling]

Oh, no! No! The stories are true!

And... and there's Swampy,
from Monster Madness!

Come on, Alvin. We know it's you.

I don't know this Alvin you speak of,

but if you bring him,
we'll be sure to introduce ourselves.

[evil laugh]

Oops.

-OK, this is just sad now.
-[growling]

Guys, you can stop now.
We know it's you.

Yeah. It's enough. Stop.

[growling]

But this isn't us.

Guys, stop.
It isn't funny anymore.

That-that-that wasn't us.
R-really, that was not us!

He's telling the truth!

[sobs] I'm so scared!

-[growling]
-Aaah! Where'd they go?

Please, Alvin! Please stop!

You're braver than we are, OK?

You win! Just stop!

But... But... But... But... But... But...

She... she's gone!

[growling gets louder]

-What's happening?
-I don't know. I don't know!

Theodore! Get over here!

-Aaah!
-Aaah!

[growling]

[screaming]

When will you learn, Alvin?

Don't mess with the girls!

Oh, yeah, suckers.

[whimpering]

Yeah, since Rory works for the studio,

he has access to all the real costumes.

Hope we didn't scare you too much.

Oh, they're good.

Oh, what about Eleanor?

Oh, no!
Please don't let the monsters get me!

But... But... How? There was a... ?

How did we know?

Oh, you mean besides
the ridiculous acting and costumes?

Let's just say a little birdie told us.

Yeah, and I assume
that little birdie likes pizza?

Oh, they are really good.

Now, I understand you taped
this whole thing, right?

Simon, quick! Erase the video!

Just made a copy
and sent it to our email.

-Oh, they're good.
-Yes, I know they're good.

Now can you please let go of me?

Just so you know,
we will not be putting this online.

However, pull another stunt like this

and it will be everywhere, Alvin.
Are we clear?

[grunts]

Alvin, this whole thing started

because you were too proud
to say you were scared.

Alvin, everyone gets scared sometimes.

OK, I promise
I'll never try to scare you again.

You know, this might sound
sort of weird,

but I'd really like to see the video.

What? Are you out of your mind?

Would you just relax?

No one else is gonna see it.

All right, but...
But this does not leave this room!

[on-screen whining]

-[screaming]
-[laughter]

All right, it's funny, it's funny.

I am so glad no one outside this room
will ever see this.

Oh, Theodore.
Just turn it up a little, would ya?

-OK.
-Not that button!

-Theodore! Stop!
-What's the matter?

Oh, you know, not much, Theodore,

you just happened to hit
the "upload" button!

Where you share it with the world!

Oops.

[Alvin] Not again!

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪