02x20 - Viral/Brothers of Dagarat

[bunniefuu]

- ♪

- So, what are we gonna
look at again?

- Seriously?
Come on, Dave.

I already told you like...
like a million times.

Basketball shoes.

- Right, right.

- The coolest shoes ever.

We have to get there
before they sell out.

Whoa, whoa, Dave,
what are you doing?

- I'm pulling over.
They need help.

- No, no, no, Dave,
we don't have time.

- Alvin, it's the right
thing to do.

Hey, uh, do you need a hand?

- Oh, great.

I've got a flat tire
and I don't have a jack.

- Oh, darn, we don't
have a jack either.

Okay, so long, good luck.

- No, we... we actually
do have a jack.

Um, Alvin, this is gonna
take a little while,

so go say hi to his son.

- Why?

Why can't I just stay
in the car and play?

- Alvin, he's sitting alone.

- What am I gonna talk about?

- I don't know.
Use your imagination.

Well that should do it.

Well, you boys were
pretty chatty.

- Dad, dad, Alvin's got an older
brother who's a race car driver.

- Wait, wait, what?
- Oh, really?

- Right, Dave?
- Oh, uh, well...

- Yeah, he races in the jungles.
- Right?

- The jungles?
Why I've never heard of that.

- Yes, yes, well...
- What does he race?

- Race cars.
- Yeah, but what kind?

- Oh, I believe it might be
a super-charged XP3 dune buggy.

- Wow, whereabouts?

- China.
- China?

- Yep, that's... yeah.

The jungles of China.

Uh, Alvin, here we go, okay.
Come on, let's go.

- I wasn't aware they raced cars
in the jungles of China.

This is the greatest
story I've ever heard.

Is there a way I can
get your number?

- No, no, I promised him I...
I'd get him this, you know,

super cool pair of, uh, base...,
uh, basket..., uh, tennis...,

these shoes.
- [tires screeching]

- What did you tell
him that for?

- You said to use
my imagination.

I thought you'd be happy.

- To have a son who races cars
in the jungles of China?

Let's just hope we never
run into them again.

- ♪

- So, I hear you have
an older brother.

- Excuse me?

- I'd love to hear about him.

I understand he races
a super-charged XP3 dune buggy.

He sounds interesting.
- Well, you bet he is.

We're... we're so darn
proud of him.

Oh, oh, oops, we've gotta run.

Talk to you later.

- What was she talking about?

And what's an XP3 dune buggy?

- How should I know?
Dave made it up.

- But we don't have an older
brother. Do we?

- Alvin? Okay, hold on.

What's going on?

So Dave told this
complete stranger

he had a son in China
who races in the jungles?

Oh, come on, this is so random.

Why would he do that?

- Um, well, he was
making small talk.

- That's not small talk.

That's an avalanche of lies,

a tsunami of phoniness, okay?

A tidal wave of bologna.

- Then how did
Miss Smith find out?

Oh, whatever.

Now all we can do
is cover for him.

- [school bell rings]
- We've gotta go.

We can't be late for assembly.

- STUDENTS: [chattering]
- All right, everyone, quiet.

We have a very
special guest today

and someone I am proud
to call my friend.

He travels to exotic places
around the world

to film documentaries

and shed light on other
customs and cultures.

Please give a warm
welcome to Ken Harris.

- STUDENTS:
[applauding]

- [gasps] That's the guy
that Dave lied to.

- KEN: Deep in the Amazon,

where no modern
man has ever been...

...bid farewell to this
long-last land.

We know somehow we must never
forget what we've seen.

- STUDENTS:
[applauding]

- MISS SMITH: Are there any
question for Mr. Harris?

- So what's your next
documentary gonna be about?

- For my next project,

I'm hoping to film
David Seville's oldest son,

who races cars in
the jungles of China.

- Oh, let's get outta here.

- Wait a second.
- Who races cars in China?

- I can't believe we lied
to all our friends.

- David! David!
- [gasps]

Oh, no, Miss Smith's
gonna talk to Dave.

Let's go!

Go! Go! Go!
- MISS SMITH: David!

- What's going on?

What? No!

- What do you think
you're doing?

- I'm calling Miss Smith
and telling her the truth.

I can't do this.

- Uh, Dave, the "I can't
do this" ship

has already left the dock, okay?

So now we just have
to deal with this mess

that you've gotten us into.

- Yeah, we...
we covered for you.

- Covered for me?

No, no, no, no, now wait.
- [doorbell rings]

- It's Miss Smith and that
guy you lied to.

- All right, I'm gonna
straighten this out right now.

- No, Dave, we'll be humiliated.
- Yeah.

Then we'll have to go
to another school.

- Dave, you've gotta hide.

I'll tell them that
you're not here.

Then, you know, we'll have
time to figure out,

you know, a better lie.

- Please, Dave.
- I... oh, all right.

- [laughing]
Mr. Harris and Miss Smith,

how good to see you.

Um, what are you doing here?

- Sorry to intrude,
but is your father here?

- Oh, darn, you know,
you just missed him.

- Oh, really?
His car is in the driveway.

I wanted him to have a chance
to speak to my friend

about filming his son.

- I'd like to be the first
one to document his life.

You know, racing in
the jungles of China.

- Uh, that is a great idea, and
I know he'd love to do it.

Except a film's already
been made about him.

- Ah, sh**t, what a shame.

I'd love to see it though.
- See what?

- The film... the film that's
made of your brother.

Get it to me by tomorrow
before class,

and tell David we dropped by.

- And action!

Okay, Dave, you're racing,
you're racing.

Ooh, high speed through
the jungles.

A cute little panda
by your side.

[gasps]
What's that?

A baby tiger in the road.
Swerve, Dave, swerve!

T-T-Theodore, lean with him,
but the same direction.

Come on, guys, together,
together.

Okay, you know,
just cut! Cut!

Oh, Simon, get over
here a second.

He looks ridiculous.

No one's gonna believe
that's his son.

- Yeah, he looks way too old.

We gotta give him some goggles.

- Why do I have to wear these?

- Oh, really, Dave? You don't
understand the reason?

Maybe because the audience
has to believe

it's your son and not you.

- Yeah, the more we cover
you up, Dave, the better.

- Why didn't you
just tell Miss Smith

we didn't have a copy
of the film?

- Because I didn't
think of it, okay?

I'm not used to all these lies.

- And it's due tomorrow, right?

This is gonna look ridiculous.

- Dave, look, right now you're
in front of a green sheet,

so, yes, of course,
that feels ridiculous.

But after we're finished,
it will look like you,

or rather your son, is racing
through the jungles of China.

So let us at least try and,
if it doesn't work,

we'll figure something else out.

- Okay, but if the film looks
ridiculous, guys...

- Don't worry, Dave,
we won't send it.

- ♪

- ♪ Everybody lies,
everybody lies ♪

♪ But I don't think
it's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause if you
tell a lie ♪

♪ Then I'll be
telling lies ♪

♪ And all we're
gonna do ♪

♪ Is lie, lie, lie

♪ Yeah oh yeah

♪ All lies all lies

♪ La, la, la, la, la

♪ Everybody lies

♪ All lies all lies

♪ La, la, la, la, la

♪ Everybody lies

♪ You keep telling
the same lies ♪

♪ And you'll eventually
believe it ♪

♪ And you'll never
figure out why ♪

♪ Why everybody
is leaving ♪

♪ Bye-bye

♪ Everybody lies,
everybody lies ♪

♪ But I don't think
it's all right ♪

♪ 'Cause if you
tell a lie ♪

♪ Then I'll be
telling lies ♪

♪ And all we're
gonna do ♪

♪ Is lie, lie, lie

- This is a joke.
- Sorry, sorry, what?

- It isn't working.
Let's end this.

- Did you say it's working?
Let's send this?

- We're finished.
- Oh, well, if you say so.

- [computer bings]

- Anyway, so when I saw
the film, I told Alvin,

you know, just to forget it.

I mean it was horrible.

It was so embarrassing
you can't believe it.

So I think we just have
to come clean...

as humiliating as
that's gonna be.

- Oh, I totally agree.

- Oh, talking about
the documentary?

- Yeah, I'm so glad
this is over.

- Oh, me, too.
Believe me, I had my doubts.

But Simon said send it.
- What, what? No, no.

I said end it, end it.

Don't tell me you sent it?
- Yes.

- Oh, no!

- MAN ON COMPUTER:
[speaking Chinese]

- And where did you
find that narrator?

- I don't know, I don't know.

You know, I found the voices
on a Chinese prank show,

or soccer game, or something.

But... but look, that's
not a problem, okay?

No one speaks Chinese.

- It's called Mandarin, Alvin,

and over a billion people speak
Mandarin in China alone.

- Well, we're not in China.

- MAN ON VIDEO:
[speaking Chinese]

- I happen to speak Mandarin.
- I do, too.

- Yeah, I do, too.
Why are they saying Viva Italia?

- MAN ON VIDEO:
[speaking Chinese]

- Swerve, Dave, swerve.

- Uh, this is...
this is pathetic.

- [phone rings]

- Don't answer it!
- MISS SMITH: David?

- Oh, hello, Miss Smith.

- MISS SMITH: Get down here.
- Right.

- That's you in the goggles?

- Yeah, yeah, yes.

- Pretending to be your son?

- Well, yes, yeah.

- MISS SMITH: Because
you're the parent!

- DAVE: No, no.
- MISS SMITH: It's a lie!

- DAVE: But the kids
were saying...

- MISS SMITH: No, you're
sending the wrong message!

- DAVE: But Alvin was the...

- MISS SMITH:
But you're the parent!

- ♪

- Ooh, Dave's stopping
for the pretty lady.

- I'm stopping for
the pretty lady, I mean,

I'm stopping because she
has a flat tire, okay?

Maybe I could call you
for dinner some time.

- Oh, I would love that.

- ALVIN: Dave, Dave,
are you almost done?

- Stay, just stay
in the car, Alvin.

- Dave's a little grouchy

because he got in
trouble for lying.

- Okay, guys.

- Yeah, he told the whole school

we had an older brother in
China, but we don't.

- And that's not even
mentioning, you know, the...

the movie he made where he
pretended to be his own son.

But, you know, the goggles...
well, it fooled nobody.

- Now wait a second, guys.
- [car door slams]

- [engine revving]

- DAVE: It's really
not like that!