01x01 - The Stowaway Sheep

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captain pugwash was writing his diary

one morning and feeling rather pleased

with himself

still treasure

belonging to

arch enemy cutthroat jake

mate jonathan willy to portobello

giving their captain a chance for a

little peace and quiet

as usual

i

captain horatio pugwash showed

conspicuous courage

breathtaking

bravery

huge

heroism

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filters

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help

oh captain let me help

what

leave my sandwiches alone and get this

marauding monster out of here aye aye

captain

mr mate

whoops it is it

ba*ls

captain i'm not having them on board

that's an order and you are personally

responsible for making sure it's carried

out

all i want a little dog someone i can

talk to yeah you are gav that's a sheep

yeah it's very cheap i'm almost giving

it away no it's a sheep

i want a dog this animal is 100

pedigreed dog he just needs clipping a

bit

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i don't know listen he barks and

everything

oh

how much is it how much it got one gold

coin give me that and he's yours tell

you what i'll throw in a lead

i'll call you rover how would you like

that

fetch rather fetch

ew

what are you playing out fetch

but i rather don't understand the rules

yet

come on boy you can't take that sheep on

the ship oh he's not a sheep he's a dog

he's corns he's a sheep he's a dog it

could be a sheepdog

know what i mean

whatever he is his new live socks

allowed on board they hoarder of the

kitten he won't do no arm no rover bad

boy animals the teams are too late for

limb get rid of it

oh dear oliver

oh i like him he's so cute

hey we'll get him on board huh but the

captain said the captain don't have to

know hey know what i mean

captain said on the horizon it's the

flying dust man nonsense how could it be

the flying

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dust

shivering sharks waste the anchor raise

the sails

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get me out of here

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how many times do i have to explain you

do put your m's on the d*ck

what was that

me

a marvelous idea

us all going on to deck i mean

after you mr mate

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once again we've given jake the slip he

could be hiding on the other side of the

island

turtles

but

as i was about to say before you

interrupted tom he could be hiding on

the other side of the island so

keep a lookout for him aye captain

oh look do we attack now captain jake no

we wait till it's dark and he's far away

from help

then we attack

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the gruesome and unspeakable things what

happens to them that steals my treasure

blissfully unaware of cutthroat jake

captain pugwash and his crew prepared

for bed

oh

someone's schedule is my hondura who was

it

it's that sheep he's not a sheep he's a

dog and that was me yawning

oh

that kiss it's time we were all in bed

this isn't right

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i'm going straight to the captain he's

going to be most displeased he will be

he told you no animals on top exactly

and he said it was your job to make sure

of that oh dear oh dear dear he could

have you clapped in ielts that's not

fair but the captain doesn't have to

find out that you've disobeyed his order

not if we hide the sheep at all yes in a

safe place

he's not going back in may amok

meh

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let's get this clear tommy lad

thanks to tip top first class and

thoroughly top hole captaincy we have

robbed cut through jake of his treasure

and sailed away under his very nose the

ship i saw did look like the flying dust

man nonsense you spent far too much time

in that cruiseness but captain that's

quite enough of that nonsense now

where's my bedtime coco

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i don't know

what

it's quiet

maybe he's gone away have a look oh no

not me someone's got to do something

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turtles help

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captain

are you all right

oh no

a sheep how did you get here

it was the flying dustman

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there's a little matter of my treasure

follow me lads

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where's pugwash i don't know

who's that then

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you can't say i didn't warn you

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let's go

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stuttering starfish didn't you hear me

calling where on earth have you been

cutthroat jake and his crew boarded us

but it's all right now

thanks to rover

captain

while cutthroat jake floundered in the

waves the crew of the black pig removed

the last of his treasure and sailed away

i think

we should congratulate ourselves

on a job well done

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i had it all planned from the start of

course

tom knew rover became as gentle as a

lamb when he got his carrot tops so in

the end only cutthroat jake was fleeced

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so

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you